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Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by irunoko(m): 12:09pm On Apr 17, 2020
Glink2018:
I pity the innocent guy that marred a good-for-nothing babe like you. Probably you could have deceived him with your superficial butt and boobs or he still finds your pussy rewarding to bank on...
But you know, pussy loses value and boobs lose worth. CD 4 count will stop to count and eggs will die. you cannot cheat nature. You better grab what you need to grab before you expire like stale milk lest you become a second-class citizen in your matrimonial home.
E-scallywag.

Let me advise you. Take a bike towards the third mainland bridge. Like your usual JUMPER, jump into the lagoon....to catch fun with some aquatic lives.....
you Sabi wail well well ooo grin grin
Imagine all the incoherent jargons wey you type grin grin

You sure say you no dey thief your mama money buy Indian hemp? grin grin

See all the epistle of lamentations you wrote because I corrected you as a person who is clearly wiser than you grin tongue

Even the Bible says a wise man increaseth in knowledge through LEARNING but a FOOOOOOLLLLLLL (e.g you) gets PAINED when corrected grin


Since yesterday you no gree make my mention rest, you have been carrying your miserable lousy opinions into my mentions grin

And you say e no pain you? grin

grin grin

Wannabe city boy grin

So of all things to lament ABOUT na boobs and vajyna grin grin

So that's all that's in your cockroach brain grin grin grin grin grin

Sorry you hear grin grin grin

I have already brought bucket so you can cry inside grin


You see I bought you a bohemian glass bowl that you can't even afford to buy,i bought it and gave you free of charge as a nice woman helping a frustrated little boy with mummy issues so that when you fill the bowl with your uncontrollable wailing you can use it to bath grin

grin grin grin grin


Emilofemabafa,wonti bieda.....ma wo e bi wonsefa generator grin

Ashiere.otimo eni tonba deal grin

Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 12:25pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
you are from where?
east
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Glink2018(m): 12:36pm On Apr 17, 2020
irunoko:
you Sabi wail well well ooo grin grin


See all the epistle of lamentations you wrote because I corrected you as a person who is clearly wiser than you grin tongue

Even the Bible says a wise man increaseth in knowledge through LEARNING but a FOOOOOOLLLLLLL (e.g you) gets PAINED when corrected grin


Since yesterday you no gree make my mention rest, you have been carrying your miserable lousy opinions into my mentions grin

And you say e no pain you? grin

grin grin

Wannabe city boy grin

So of all things to lament ABOUT na boobs and vajyna grin grin

So that's all that's in your cockroach brain grin grin grin grin grin

Sorry you hear grin grin grin

I have already brought bucket so you can cry inside grin
I hardly believe that a perversed, stiff-necked, and unrepented beast like you can quote Bible......though what you quoted doesn't coincide with your "mention"....i understand.
Your brain functions minimally instead of optimally. It is not your fault. It was because of the brain damage you suffered from when you are small. I know weren't told about.it. but now that you know, take heart.
Count on me. I'm your online guardian and counselor.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by irunoko(m): 1:14pm On Apr 17, 2020
Glink2018:
I hardly believe that a perversed, stiff-necked, and unrepented beast like you can quote Bible......though what you quoted doesn't coincide with your "mention"....i understand.
Your brain functions minimally instead of optimally. It is not your fault. It was because of the brain damage you suffered from when you are small. I know weren't told about.it. but now that you know, take heart.
Count on me. I'm your online guardian and counselor.
glink2018 the obnoxious wailer grin

Still wailing grin


O e surprise you that I quote bible? grin

I told you that I'm wiser than you....iwo ke? Iru e lansa ni? Cockroach brain grin

Always typing pile of incoherent, uncoordinated thrash grin


All this time you're using to type out your frustrations you better go find food chop o grin

Pele dear grin I can understand the reason for your painment grin

You dey find person wey go massage your ego ABI? grin

Na wetin dey pain you be that grin
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by mechanics(m): 1:32pm On Apr 17, 2020
irunoko:
I've been seeing a lot of foolish comments in nairaland but this thread is the zenith of it

People ready to deceive/scam another person into marriage just because of fok



Tufiaaakwa
It's also a surprise to me.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 2:41pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
east
where in the East?
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 4:05pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
where in the East?
Enugu
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nmezor(f): 4:19pm On Apr 17, 2020
Weird hubby to be, glad the secret was discovered
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Glink2018(m): 5:33pm On Apr 17, 2020
irunoko:
glink2018 the obnoxious wailer grin

Still wailing grin


O e surprise you that I quote bible? grin

I told you that I'm wiser than you....iwo ke? Iru e lansa ni? Cockroach brain grin

Always typing pile of incoherent, uncoordinated thrash grin


All this time you're using to type out your frustrations you better go find food chop o grin

Pele dear grin I can understand the reason for your painment grin

You dey find person wey go massage your ego ABI? grin

Na wetin dey pain you be that grin
You are wiser indeed. I can see the effect of your wisdom in your comments. I can see it in your awkwardness, untowardness or uncultured disposition....your crudeness stinks.
Joke aside, you need to go for rehab in order to dissect and cure what has been In disarray in your system.
I could have offered you a helping hand, but your obstinate and heady attitude will not allow you to stoop low for my help.
A stitch in time saves nine
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by irunoko(m): 5:59pm On Apr 17, 2020
Glink2018:
You are wiser indeed. I can see the effect of your wisdom in your comments. I can see it in your awkwardness, untowardness or uncultured disposition....your crudeness stinks.
Joke aside, you need to go for rehab in order to dissect and cure what has been In disarray in your system.
I could have offered you a helping hand, but your obstinate and heady attitude will not allow you to stoop low for my help.
A stitch in time saves nine
lmaoooo you Don EPP yourself before forming Voltron? grin

All these wannabe children sef that just see small data on their phone forming defender of the universe grin

And yes I AM WISER INDEED thank God you have finally admitted it grin cool

You better con eat before hunger eat the remaining left over cells in your cockroach brain grin and stop forming what you are not grin

Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 6:50pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Enugu
why don't you put a picture?
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Glink2018(m): 7:23pm On Apr 17, 2020
irunoko:
lmaoooo you Don EPP yourself before forming Voltron? grin

All these wannabe children sef that just see small data on their phone forming defender of the universe grin

And yes I AM WISER INDEED thank God you have finally admitted it grin cool

You better con eat before hunger eat the remaining left over cells in your cockroach brain grin and stop forming what you are not grin
Now I know you're a married woman. A full housewife..
..thanks to the guy that shoulders all your liabilities and some few bodily assets you possess.
Concerning your food, I don't eat low-quality foods like those ones I'm seeing in your pot. I'm not cheap....
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by irunoko(m): 7:36pm On Apr 17, 2020
Glink2018:
Now I know you're a married woman. A full housewife..
..thanks to the guy that shoulders all your liabilities and some few bodily assets you possess.
Concerning your food, I don't eat low-quality foods like those ones I'm seeing in your pot. I'm not cheap....
lmao we know your type.2weeks ago state government brought agege bread for your type dey form dey say Una no want now you're left with no choice than to eat beans filled with stones grin


Very soon now you no go see beans chop again na rats like your counterparts in eredo epe grin


Na this same forming them dey do wey make hungry dey finish them grin


Jobless wannabe tout,you no go chop before you die like that labourer that died while working? grin

You dey form pride on an empty stomach? grin

Hungry street urchin too dey form pride grin

Yoruba sope ebilonpa monamona Ku,ebi lomapaeku pelu eyi torawole yi grin

Mr igasta belong grin

Ordinary MOI MOI leaf self the agbero no get money to buy talkless of the MOI MOI grin

Okk I know wetin dey worry you,all those your small small 2 for 5 naira asewo wey you dey use your toothpick preek dey deceive dey here so you no want make them know say you too hungry grin

Alebi Loma paeku grin
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Glink2018(m): 7:56pm On Apr 17, 2020
irunoko:
lmao we know your type.2weeks ago state government brought agege bread for your type dey form dey say Una no want now you're left with no choice than to eat beans filled with stones grin


Very soon now you no go see beans chop again na rats like your counterparts in eredo epe grin


Na this same forming them dey do wey make hungry dey finish them grin


Jobless wannabe tout,you no go chop before you die like that labourer that died while working? grin

You dey form pride on an empty stomach? grin

Hungry street urchin too dey form pride grin

Yoruba sope ebilonpa monamona Ku,ebi lomapaeku pelu eyi torawole yi grin

Mr igasta belong grin

Ordinary MOI MOI leaf self the agbero no get money to buy talkless of the MOI MOI grin

Okk I know wetin dey worry you,all those yoursmall small 2 for 5 naira asewo wey you dey use your toothpick preek dey deceive dey here so you no want make them know say you too hungry grin

Alebi Loma paeku grin
Hey woman, I'm not in your league. Shoe get size.
I dole out upkeep money for some babes like you on a weekly bases.i can include you if you meet my taste.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 8:15pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
why don't you put a picture?
When you haven't post one ?
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by irunoko(m): 8:32pm On Apr 17, 2020
Glink2018:
Hey woman, I'm not in your league. Shoe get size.
I dole out upkeep money for some babes like you on a weekly bases.i can include you if you meet my taste.
awon ti I feed your generation gang grin


Audio money grin


Of course you dole out money BUT in your imaginations grin

No be nairaland again? Where any nonentity can claim he owns world Bank grin


Riff raffle oshi grin

No be only league,na premier League you go see grin
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
When you haven't post one ?
I am a guy.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 8:37pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
When you haven't post one ?
I am a guy.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 8:41pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
I am a guy.
So a guy can't post a picture ?
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by samwash(m): 9:01pm On Apr 17, 2020
kikero:
I have known women who married polygamists...in those cases, the man told them from the word go that he had other wife/wives, and the woman knew what she was getting into., and went in with her full consent.

This man, on the other hand, lied to his wife that he was single, that there was no other wife, and the woman was going to marry him based on that assumption.

If the man is already lying like that before marriage, he will lie after marriage.If he can lie about things like that, he will lie about other things. And an untrustworthy spouse is a spouse that cannot be trusted.

People don't like being lied to
Why u dey waste ur time dey explain give ham ,it shows he did not read before commenting or he has problem comprehending the passage.
Na dia life be dat, simple comprehensive massage he can't read & comprehend
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 9:10pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
So a guy can't post a picture ?
you already know it is not important
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 9:12pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
you already know it is not important
So is mine not important
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 9:14pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
So is mine not important
appearance is important for ladies
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 9:16pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
appearance is important for ladies
To me it matters from both sides
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
To me it matters from both sides
it is the guy who makes the first move.....if he likes what he is seeing
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 10:08pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
it is the guy who makes the first move.....if he likes what he is seeing
when tje the lady haven't seen the said guy oga kini bawo undecided
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Nobody: 10:13pm On Apr 17, 2020
Millenniumlady:
when tje the lady haven't seen the said guy oga kini bawo undecided
okay.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Millenniumlady(f): 10:20pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lostz:
okay.
k
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Glink2018(m): 11:18pm On Apr 17, 2020
irunoko:
awon ti I feed your generation gang grin


Audio money grin


Of course you dole out money BUT in your imaginations grin

No be nairaland again? Where any nonentity can claim he owns world Bank grin


Riff raffle oshi grin

No be only league,na premier League you go see grin
You sound like a local breed.....you can never believe me because you are surrounded by a colony of wretched people.poverty has blinded your normal sense of reason..you now reason like the children of northern Somalia.
May God deliver you from lowlifer mentality
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by irunoko(m): 11:48pm On Apr 17, 2020
Glink2018:
You sound like a local breed.....you can never believe me because you are surrounded by a colony of wretched people.poverty has blinded your normal sense of reason..you now reason like the children of northern Somalia.
May God deliver you from lowlifer mentality
yen yen yen yen yen tongue

Empty barrel grin

Always makes the loudest noise grin

As usual, back to your incoherent balderdash grin


You're not even making any sense with your cockroach brain grin


I'm sha making you have headache shaaaa grin


Because you don't want to receive sense grin

And yeah there's an addage that says a child who refuses to accept home training from his parents will be taught outside. grin tongue


It's me that will force common sense into that cockroach brain of yours so it can't begin to think like a human being and type like one grin tongue
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Kwinesther: 2:18am On Apr 18, 2020
LedRock:
An African man can marry plenty wives, she can go Fvck herself off. If she doesn't want to get married again another girl would gladly take her place.

Mtchewww.
African man my foot! Weak African man. Should the liberty of marrying plenty wives stop him from telling her that he already has a wife? It's dangerous to settle with a man that kept such secret. Oga you know what he did was wrong.
Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Glink2018(m): 9:37am On Apr 18, 2020
irunoko:
yen yen yen yen yen tongue

Empty barrel grin

Always makes the loudest noise grin

As usual, back to your incoherent balderdash grin


You're not even making any sense with your cockroach brain grin


I'm sha making you have headache shaaaa grin


Because you don't want to receive sense grin

And yeah there's an adage that says a child who refuses to accept home training from his parents will be taught outside. grin tongue


It's me that will force common sense into that cockroach brain of yours so it can't begin to think like a human being and type like one grin tongue
You sound monotonous and repetitious. Always repeating the same comments over and over again.
I could have offered to coach on semantic and some logical expression but I don't have the luxury of the time.
I'm sure you are one of the secondary dropouts.
Writing all sorts of colloquial and dry grammar, couple with vernacular language.
You better return back to evening coaching, it will help you to stay relevant before your husband except if both of you are birds of the same feathers that flock together.
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