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finalboss:
I bought a cat last year my neighbours killed it. They were scared say the cat dy Possessed. the thing pain me ehn. Cause the cat no dy leave my house so I forgot to lock my main gate.
I almost cried .

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

Fidelismaria:



Lol


Rats are not as annoying as cockroaches tho

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

TheSourcerer:
who are you fasinated mostly by.?

DriggityDre:
Aah. Let's just say I'm intrigued by some of these infamous killers. Dahmer's story shook me the most. Gein's own was just crazy too.
Reading their bio from around 12AM to 6AM that day, I nearly forgot to upload a certain report

TheSourcerer:
haha I know right , have you noticed the lack of serial killers here ? They attack in groups here , or mistaken Murder or Crime of passion (which is more common) why do we have less thinking killers than the loud rowddy ones,I e herdsmen and the rest like ritualists

DriggityDre:
Lmao. Serial killers are mostly smart with high IQ. I still don't know why but I believe it might be as a result of civilization and advancement.
Even that David West guy in PH, that guy was an armatuer

DriggityDre:
Aah. Let's just say I'm intrigued by some of these infamous killers. Dahmer's story shook me the most. Gein's own was just crazy too.
Reading their bio from around 12AM to 6AM that day, I nearly forgot to upload a certain report

dazzlingd:
Many psychopaths here....

One of my childhood fun was actually catching mosquitos. I know how I use to catch them inside plastic bottles and unleash terror on them as I wish

TheSourcerer:
I swear major amateur. What are you doing up still though haha

osamz007:
Can you give me the link to the story pls

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

Sixfeetbelle:
What a horrible way to die.

Op, please remind me never to mess with the last pack of cornflakes you have.

Ayanfeoluxyz:
Op you wicked no be small!

DriggityDre:
I no be early sleeper o. Normally, by this time, I'm either conducting research OR I am organizing a conference call. Lockdown sweet for me. Na movies and gaming dey keep me up.

TheSourcerer:
'haha I'm the sleep schedule now ''you work? I'm an investigating journalist.freshly outta college

DriggityDre:
Nice, bruh. More ink to your pen/keys to your keyboard.

TheSourcerer:
and more successful conference calls lol ,


so you staying up tonight?

DriggityDre:
No idea bruh. I might continue watching my movies. I always sleep late, tho.

DriggityDre:
No be story, na real serial killers o. These are the Wikipedia links:

For Ed Gein, click here.

For Jeffrey Dahmer, click here.

Tohmilola:
Nobody can convince me that you are not a psychopath.

PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

ekitimanalways:
Rats now know you as "The Ice Man".

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

Corporate2020:
This is how serial killers evolve. Just know that I am watching you closely but from a far distance.