Nigerians are the weirdest people I have ever met- they never learn from past experience.

I have friends that shed tears profusely when using the toilet.

there was this friend of mine sh only visits me when she dey on her period.

There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

Had this roommate back then, anytime he sleeps he will definitely wake at that exact time he wants.

This thread na ahhh Nkan mbeee

[my kind of person

6lam:
I had a roommate that was addicted to lying. He once told us his dad finished with a first class in medicine

It's possible...

drips8:
I know a guy who I think may suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder although he vehemently denies.

He has a habit of looking at the time almost everytime and at a particular time, he mutters some words to himself. He repeats words a lot and he has a weird counting habit from counting the numbers of letters or words in a book to counting the number of cars passing by when seated. He has an arrangement for his clothes and things and he'll never touch his phone unless it's fully charged and even ignoring calls from his parents while his phone charges.

I asked him if he could stop and he tells me that he thinks something bad if he does will happen so it's doesn't hurt to continue his obsessive rituals.

The guy is simply autistic and nothing more or less

Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

Oh my!

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.

The answer: he was south pole and probably thought you were north pole and should be naturally attracted to him.

Remember the basic laws of magnetism, right?

Dude was probably a diehard proponent of it.

I think there are three weird cases i know.
1. This guy ask the same questions every five minutes. Like martial scored yesterday. Me: yes. Then five minutes later. Did Martial sore yesterday. Omo we dey dodge the guy. But that guys is really intelligent, he is uniben medical school now.

2. Guy number 2. Always blinking his eyes non stop. I think that is an health condition.

3. In Nysc camp some hausa guys close to my bonk always keep there evening meal and would wake up by 3 am to eat. I could not believe my eyes. When we were getting ready for morning meditation this guys are eating egusi and eba from the previous day by 3am.

Had a friend who always put his phone on silence back on campus..I found this so weird because that was his own normal

Also had a roommate who farted every 2am while asleep.....It was so weird, we all in the room got to know the timing when some of us who stay awake in the midnight to read found out the constant odour every particular time in the midnight


and finally something weird about me, I never find it interesting watching movies with people,I watch movies alone....... No matter how interesting a movie is, once I'm not the only one watching,it's not interesting to me again

oldman112:

My brother that one normal somehow, I don't just like calls entering my phone I prefer to call and these happened for years but since I started biz, I can pick someone's phone that share same ringing tone with mine.

Save for business those that call me call in vain...


But now, I can even pick your calls before you think of calling me.

Business have a way of turning introverts to extroverts.

LarryBee1k:


I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

He will be forwarding it

Can He also explain the content of the movie perfectly?

Lol, the experiences being shared here is giving me joy

[quote author=Erediauwa post=88443712]Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

[b]So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.


I think she red you mind

I'm that guy, it's really weird though

brendan007:
Alright.
There's this guy I knew who could actually regurgitate food. Some humans may have ruminant traits.

she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face...

Mr. Lai Muhammad, take it easy. This lie is an obvious one. Or Maybe she's a blind seer.

Almost everything about blind people are wired, i have this friend, the day she told me that the boyfriend cheats on her I laugh tire thinking that the boyfriend is not smart, I told her to explain hmmmmm after her explanation na me come blind somehow.

cmecproblem:
I met someone that eats chalk.

I do that alot when I was in secondary school.

I had a sit mate back then in school? One day we're guessting about intresting movies I told him about prison break (season1) It took me three days indoor to complet that firm So he ask following me home after school to collect the movie i agree The next day he brougt back the movie and was asking about the season2

I had a sit mate back then in school? One day we're guessting about intresting movies I told him about prison break (season1) It took me three days indoor to complet that firm So he ask following me home after school to collect the movie i agree The next day he brougt back the movie and was asking about the season2

Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

She is an oracle, you forgot to mention about the Nollywood movie you just narrated.

JubrinElSudan:
Why do people complain if you don't miss their calls? Out of 10, you must miss some to make them complain

I mean my Niggas do complain abt me always putting my phone on silent. They know my phone doesn't ring. Like I said I don't miss calls expect the phone is not close to me. But if it's with me, I always reach out for the phone. I guess it's instinct.

During my school days in Ghana i had this room mate from Burkina faso I nicknamed him Bance because he is tall, black and ugly like the player. This guy eats soured stinking rice of like two days, for instance if he runs out of gas rather than borrow mine to preserve his food he prefers eating it like that and the pot of rice can last him for two days. When he's full he will cover it and keep then continue later. I was shocked because I could perceive the smell of soured rice from my end of the room whenever he opened the pot to eat.
The guy dey fear me like winch but I never complained about that I just let him be.
Different people different norms I thought.

People dey sha
Man like Bance

WizBLANCE:


Save for business those that call me call in vain...


But now, I can even pick your calls before you think of calling me.

Business have a way of turning introverts to extroverts.

Hahahahahahaha, exactly my friend.

Temidayo9:
also there are various degrees of blindness, some partially blind, and they could see faintly. Totally blind people tend to sit in one place.

Faintly blind like daredevil

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.

u fine girl, he's cripple sha

DanWord:
I think there are three weird cases i know.
1. This guy ask the same questions every five minutes. Like martial scored yesterday. Me: yes. Then five minutes later. Did Martial sore yesterday. Omo we dey dodge the guy. But that guys is really intelligent, he is uniben medical school now.

2. Guy number 2. Always blinking his eyes non stop. I think that is an health condition.

3. In Nysc camp some hausa guys close to my bonk always keep there evening meal and would wake up by 3 am to eat. I could not believe my eyes. When we were getting ready for morning meditation this guys are eating egusi and eba from the previous day by 3am.

You sound like the weird one here