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esmarcq:
I'm that guy, it's really weird though

DrIkB:
I used to regurgite right from childhood until Sept 2017

DonMustafa:
The guy has a problem with long term concentration

Stevyne:
That's me o

nairalandbeast1:
Meeting a dead meat seller who supports a failure

And actually begs for money with other moniker

Nkan be

noisy45:
Yours is real I have also had experience like that I lost a work colleague of my to a hit and run driver. I was squatting at his place. The night he died after returning from the viewing center he went to watch ball on his way back he was knocked down by a drunk driver. Before I got informed about his death 3 hours ago I was in the room when he walked in as a spirit/body I don't even know, angry and started destroying his belongings and property I was afraid that I scampered for safety. it was when I ran out that I met those running back to tell me what has happened to Nathaniel

Dannonye:
I have friends that shed tears profusely when using the toilet.

Calicoe:
Bleeped a girl today (Saturday), she came back the following day (Sunday) demanding her blood back from me. I was totally confused.

Aidejay:
Haba na... This is a lie..

LarryBee1k:
I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

LarryBee1k:
I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

yoursidenigga:
The first one na my brother. This dude always comes home when food is about to be served or when there is something to be eaten. We nicknamed him "Ori ihe" which means eater in Igbo.

The second one na my cousin o. Ogechi be her name. This girl works but she gets people pay for her transport to work often... Even when ew both are in the same bus, they will pay for her. Dem dey dash am money anyhow but me? I no see anything

Funny thing is dat my sis name is Ogechi this seems to be an Ogechi thing o

6lam:
I had a roommate that was addicted to lying. He once told us his dad finished with a first class in medicine

pbells006:
Even when your friend goes to the cinema? Just asking?

SpecialAgent:
I have this sales dude that helps at our shop, he always counts money several times before putting on record. Sometimes, when he is going home, he will lock the shop, stand in front for a few minutes, then try pulling the doors to make sure they are looked. Then again, after like 30 minutes he will still come back again, pull the doors to make sure they are locked. Then go home.
When I saw it d first time, I though he was casing d location. had to ask his family, they said, d dude has trust issues, so he repeats stuff several times to make sure no mistake on his part


I like how meticulous he is though

brendan007:
Alright.
There's this guy I knew who could actually regurgitate food. Some humans may have ruminant traits.

Failure44:
1: My roommate lies too much, he lies ridiculously.
2: Knew a dude back in secondary school acted like a girl, he got bullied alot but I respect how he never allowed it to get to him.
I'm weird myself
I walk in an odd manner depending on my mood, I just can't help it.
Sometimes I "bounce" other times I stagger, idk

ecolime:
Mine is with the moniker called aka Dead meat seller. How anyone could dedicate his life to tomfoolery is still a misery.

Deejay777:
I've been having fun going 2ru the thread. I also have some weird characteristics. People even complain about some
1. My phone is always on silent, I miss calls a lot, purposely ignore some.

2. I don't watch films with pple, I will be bored and eventually sleep off. I forward movies a lot( I can watch 2hrs film in mins) but I read bout these movies on Wikipedia b4 or after watching so I can understand dem better

3. I talk to myself a lot( in a very strange way), simulate things in my head and I'll start laughing bout it or sometimes I'll reminisce bout a funny event and start laughing bout it, jumping and running about too

4. Once I see pple, I always remember their face, where I saw dem 4 d first time, d clothes dey wore, their first words to me or any other significant thing that happened

5. Sometimes I have this weird sense of Deja vu, like I'm reliving a particular moment. A day like dat, I was outside in my hostel, I had dis feeling again, told my friends a bike man was coming and he's going to be putting on a funny sunglasses and lo it happened

BrainArk:
This lie is too heavy

Biggest80:
How did you do it?

EzzyCarter:
I had a friend back in the days, anytime he was angry, his pupils would turn green. Till date, I find no scientific explanation for this phenomenon . Twas really weird shii. Ppl used to avoid him like he was a werewolf

EMMAUGOH:
One of the things that got me far from others while in primary school. While eating almost 50 other students do gaze at me.

Thier problem is I don't chew my food.. I swallow them. I don't even know what it means to them cos they gossip about it all the time.. My primary 4 to 5 was mared because I had only 2 friends.. Others look me like psycho