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seanwilliam:
enter dat link I give you

And watch your cum flow

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
OK I think you need to invite the lady again for a rematch so we can confirm it was actually margun that you experienced.

I suspect you probably found out she was married while you were banging her and that made you panic hence resulting in the locking sensation you had.

Banging a married woman for the first time can result in secretion of more dopamine and some other hormones which can mess up some bodily functions

Kiddllc:
How i go dey watch cum flow when i fit blast am for girl face na bro

MarianaTrench:
Is the lady Yoruba?

seanwilliam:
lol.. gbayi imo yami.. kindly follow the link.. you are welcome on board

spiralwedge:
I hate people like this. Everything is tribal in their eyes. So myopic. So, marine spirits get tribe?

Smh

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
1) Check for STDs.. if it turns out you have any, trust me that'd be the least of your problems.

2) You have just destroyed your destiny by engaging in fornication with that woman. She rejected your money? Ha! You've exchanged your future for 15 minutes of pleasure. There was a spiritual exchange that happened when you made love to her.

2) Your life would never remain the same again. Watch as things begin to go downhill for you. You've just inherited sexually transmitted demons. I'm not cursing you but this is facts. The laugh you heard was of a spirit mocking you and the downfall that's about to befall you. I have seen this happen to a colleague, he had a sexual encounter with a random girl and afterwards his life turned upside down. His once booming business crashed with no explanation, his friends and family turned his back on him, he lost his house, cars etc and his extremely loyal fiancé who truly loved him left him. He got so desperate and was on the verge of running mad with grief so I advised him to see a pastor because his case was not ordinary. He met a pastor who told him what had befallen him. Turned out the girl had a malicious spirit in her that ruined every man that she came in contact with and the girl wasn't even aware that she had this issue although she admitted that men never wanted to be in a relationship with her.

3) Stay one place, you no gree. If konji was the problem, you had a gf but you just had to sleep with a PROSTITUTE?? You men are really something. Very dumb and reckless.

4)All these can be averted if you decide to face christ and go for deliverance. I'd advise you to pray and fast for at least a month and abstain from fornication any further. I'd advise you see a REAL man of God and not all these scam artists that are looking for who to rip off.

Parkleader:
Is it Only women that use to have evil spirit or men too?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Both.

FrontRunner:
Yes Sir,I am really looking at it spiritually but it was not the first time I picked someone from that platform to get laid.This lady is way different.If not for the lockdown I don't think I will be able to go to work and work productively with the state I am presently in.Thank you.

Parkleader:
OK, just that all the story I use to read is about demons from ladies

FrontRunner:
I swear,it sounds funny but truly God saved me from unnecessary embarrassment.If you know you know.

Starboytwo:
Just smoke some weed man, mafoh

SKhanmi:
See how people jump into conclusions. I don't blame them tho, nairaland is filled with tales of people stuck together and it's attributed to magun. Alaye if it was magun, you'll be dead already. Why not try looking at it from another point, the scientific one. You pounded her to orgasm resulting in a case of penis captivus, reason why she rejected your money. Haven't you seen women who will give their all to a man just because of his dick game? And you're both married right? That might have contributed because in both of your subconscious, you're aware you're cheating and don't want to be caught. That's what a fear based orgasm can do to both of you. Imagine bonking a married woman in her husband's house and both of you about to climax only to hear the husband car revving outside. In most cases if you panic this will definitely occur. Some people orgasm in times of extreme fear & panic. And reason you don't hear about most cases is because they won't report it. Next time, be calm, it would surely resolve itself in hours.
And as for your symptoms, remember the mind is powerful ,if you believe you will die at the end of this month, YOU WILL. So get a grip on your thoughts & stop causing yourself self inflicted manifestations. See all those ones giving uninformed opinions like say them dey dia or e happen to them personally. Hypocrites . You sef if you no get mind for all these kinda things, stick with your babe.
P:S I do believe in the spiritual before person quote me start to yarn nonsense. No be Everytime you attribute easily explainable things to marine spirits and devils.

armadeo:
Haba..

Have some feelings.




Looool.




Meanwhile the part i dont get is the op left his girlfriend to meet a hookup.

That one baffles me

oracle009:
Na wa o... everybody just dey shout "stolen destiny" as if they are destiny keeper. Nigerians are too superstitious than logical. You just want to kill this guy before his days are truly over...

Guy... free your mind abeg. That's a new experience for you. Not everything you see for life you should bring to nairaland. Lots of misguided fellow who will just jeep pronouncing judgement as if they are moral judges. Most of them practice witchcrafty.

I personally believe all you experienced are biological and mostly psychological. All the snake and cockroach feelings, our mind plays lots of tricks on us...especially when you are dealing with stolen waters... and they tend to produce physical symptoms as we brood on them.

Forget all these religious shenanigans. Gather yourself together. Your destinies are in your hand. Go back to God and sincerely apologise (as you are a christian). You can go to clinic for std test, but I'm a bit convinced you've not contracted any from the lady.

The rejected money... you both were obviously scared over what happened. She is as scared as you.

PS: please o, biko... religious people should quote me. I won't dignify you with a reply; this is my personal contributions

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/tall/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stucked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

BareFacedLies:
How do you guys do it?

You suddenly start fúcking a lady you just met online without getting to even know her?

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/tall/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stucked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
OK I think you need to invite the lady again for a rematch so we can confirm it was actually margun that you experienced.

I suspect you probably found out she was married while you were banging her and that made you panic hence resulting in the locking sensation you had.

Banging a married woman for the first time can result in secretion of more dopamine and some other hormones which can mess up some bodily functions