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SmellySperm:
go for plastic surgery

Guy are u ok??

Pls send dos four guys away

OlawaleBammie:
Guy are u ok??
Pls send dos four guys away

they're only there to help the op

OlawaleBammie:
Hmm

sorry I didn't invite you to join me then. Soup yaff finish sef

Estellar:
sorry I didn't invite you to join me then.

Nope, nope ,nope!!! Its typical Nigerian way, selfishness and adanikanjopon
So am used to it long ago

Soup yaff finish sef

Geezzz

How u take chop am

Like u raked everything down into ur stomach at once? U must b a legend.





Seems u wanna get fatter as well, but on a coded levu

SmellySperm:
they're only there to help the op

Like dey helped Abba kyari, noooo Op doesn't need their help this century

OlawaleBammie:
Ahh!! Me i dont know its English name oo, infact i dont know how it look like if its syrup or solid.

I just know dat maawumaawu means "Be swelling up Be swelling up"

onigbo pade oloti �

Tunnah:
onigbo pade oloti �

Perfect collaboration

OlawaleBammie:
Like dey helped Abba kyari, noooo Op doesn't need their help this century

baba now wey u mention dat man name I no follow o

SmellySperm:
baba now wey u mention dat man name I no follow o

Noo, i just say dem help am oo, a no talk say dem carry am oo

OlawaleBammie:
Noo, i just say dem help am oo, a no talk say dem carry am oo

hello coffin undertakers,there's another customer here..

SmellySperm:
hello coffin undertakers,there's another customer here..

GOD FORBID IN JESUS NAME, I REJECT IT.

GUY PLS FORGIVE MY GARRULOUSNESS, A NO GO TALK ABOUT THEM AGAIN.

OlawaleBammie:
GOD FORBID IN JESUS NAME, I REJECT IT.

GUY PLS FORGIVE MY GARRULOUSNESS, A NO GO TALK ABOUT THEM AGAIN.

baba dey fear

SmellySperm:
baba dey fear

Ahh guy i fear oo, overfear sef dey worry me


E don tey wey a don dey suffer, i suffer soteey all my veins come outside my skin com take natural breeze,

Now wey Baba God don dey reason how He wan take pick my call finally na hin u wan send four guys to.......

Laelae, i reject them oooooooo IN JESUS NAME

HolyTitus:
Xasten, cod liver oil and astymin - take all those drugs 3 hours before retiring for your bed after dinner. Thank me lerra

Does it work if I already have muscles all over?

Squillaci:
Take vitamin B complex, 10 times the recommended daily intake.
That's how I gain 30kg in 14 days.

How much is it? Food isnt just working for me.

OlawaleBammie:
Ahh guy i fear oo, overfear sef dey worry me


E don tey wey a don dey suffer, i suffer soteey all my veins come outside my skin com take natural breeze,

Now wey Baba God don dey reason how He wan take pick my call finally na hin u wan send four guys to.......

Laelae, i reject them oooooooo IN JESUS NAME

lol baba abeg if e get wetin u dey do wey u dey expect cash out abeg carry me along na,hunger dey abeg

SmellySperm:
lol baba abeg if e get wetin u dey do wey u dey expect cash out abeg carry me along na,hunger dey abeg

God picking call no means instant or one-off cash out oo.

Its wat i suffer for and its panning out the way i want, doubt if u can thread the way i threaded...

CsRockefeller:
How much is it? Food isnt just working for me.

Not more than 400 naira per container.
Buy like 2 container.
It will make you consume much more food. And also efficiently convert excess food to fat.

Squillaci:
Not more than 400 naira per container.
Buy like 2 container.
It will make you consume much more food. And also efficiently convert excess food to fat.

Thanks.

CsRockefeller:
Does it work if I already have muscles all over?

Positive

OlawaleBammie:
God picking call no means instant or one-off cash out oo.

Its wat i suffer for and its panning out the way i want, doubt if u can thread the way i threaded...

baba I can do anything for the cash out,just carry me along

Estellar:
sorry I didn't invite you to join me then. Soup yaff finish sef

I think rat portion will make you fat just ask the wizard in menlin

SmellySperm:
baba I can do anything for the cash out,just carry me along

Lemme list out the sacrifices for u

1) Can u leave ur comfort zone?? (Not as easy as u tink, i left to where i knew nobody and nobody knew me or any of my family. More like a vagabond)
........U know wen depression want to kill you and one day u just park ur bag and leave lagos for somewhere u dont even hav an idea of??

2) Wen u get to the place can u stoop low to put ur certificate inside leaves of paper and drop it on ground, den decide to learn a trade at 28/29/30 years of age??

OlawaleBammie:
Lemme list out the sacrifices for u

1) Can u leave ur comfort zone?? (Not as easy as u tink, i left to where i knew nobody and nobody knew me or any of my family. More like a vagabond)
........U know wen depression want to kill you and one day u just park ur bag and leave lagos for somewhere u dont even hav an idea of??

2) Wen u get to the place can u stoop low to put ur certificate inside leaves of paper and drop it on ground, den decide to learn a trade at 28/29/30 years of age??

I can do bro... show me the way

OlawaleBammie:
Nope, nope ,nope!!! Its typical Nigerian way, selfishness and adanikanjopon
So am used to it long ago



Geezzz

How u take chop am

Like u raked everything down into ur stomach at once? U must b a legend.





Seems u wanna get fatter as well, but on a coded levu

'Twas a very small soup . Just one serving . ��� biko, I'm not trying to get fat o.

christ007:
I think rat portion will make you fat just ask the wizard in menlin

channel this advice to the right person. Op needs it more .

Estellar:
'Twas a very small soup . Just one serving . ��� biko, I'm not trying to get fat o.

Hmm, which mean u cooked another one today and finished it today??, dats nice!!!


pls how do u find everyday cooking pleasurable??




And talking about fatness, if u know the ego and respect that comes with fatness, u wont say dis, u can ask Teni

OlawaleBammie:
Hmm, which mean u cooked another one today and finished it today??, dats nice!!!


pls how do u find everyday cooking pleasurable??




And talking about fatness, if u know the ego and respect that comes with fatness, u wont say dis, u can ask Teni

Yes . I like my vegetable soup fresh . Was brought that way .

We take turns to cook . Twas my turn on the night we had Okro soup . Mum cooked yesterday . Someone else will today .

Ego and Respect? Biko , I don't want a situation I'd be too heavy to move around comfortably . You should try getting fat . Imagine all the ego and respect in your Agbada ... Chai!

Ooohhh u b gal!!! i tot as much tho.

Estellar:
Yes . I like my vegetable soup fresh. Was brought that way .

U get energy to cook na, no b for people like me, cank kee mysef cus i wan chop

Cooking for 3hrs just for 10mins pleasure

We take turns to cook . Twas my turn on the night we had Okro soup . Mum cooked yesterday . Someone else will today.

Hmm, proper example of division of labour, if i hapen to b among u na concoction una go chop anytym its my turn to cook, if u no chop conco una go chop beans tire.

Ego and Respect? Biko , I don't want a situation I'd be too heavy to move around comfortably . You should try getting fat . Imagine all the ego and respect in your Agbada ... Chai!

The problem here is i cant get fat, my body tissues has become rigid already. I have also tried every posible means to achieve excess body mass but all to no avail, and i have giving up

Who knows, maybe u can prescribe one for me *wink*

OlawaleBammie:
Ooohhh u b gal!!! i tot as much tho.

Lols.... Yes I be female .

U get energy to cook na, no b for people like me, cank kee mysef cus i wan chop

Cooking for 3hrs just for 10mins pleasure

Nah ....doesn't take up to 3hrs .

Hmm, proper example of division of labour, if i hapen to b among u na concoction una go chop anytym its my turn to cook, if u no chop conco una go chop beans tire.
Lmao!! You for don learn to cook before now .. No wahala, we go eat the "purge" like that .



The problem here is i cant get fat, my body tissues has become rigid already. I have also tried every posible means to achieve excess body mass but all to no avail, and i have giving up

Who knows, maybe u can prescribe one for me *wink*

Use the same one your prescribed na. Yes.... That same one

Estellar:
Use the same one your prescribed na. Yes.... That same one

It only work for women, not for men



She's trying to pay me back in/with my own coins



Dat apart, wait, can i ask a question??

[quote author=OlawaleBammie post=88967616]It only work for women, not for men



She's trying to pay me back in/with my own coins



Dat apart, wait, can i ask a question??[/quote
] I'm sure they have the one that'd work for you .
Yeah , you can ask