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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nobody: 10:58am On May 05, 2020
emperorsversion:
Take this from an expert... Missionary is the best... most girls know this and they can trap you with it. How?
Good question- When screwing a girl missionary when she lifts her leg up, she intentionally wants that sperm of yours to swim in quicker hence she raised her leg, her pelvic will be slooped so the sperm swims through faster....

The lesson?

When kpenshing a girl in an unprotected missionary position and she gets to a stage where she raise her legs up and use her hand to press your ass far into her... she's knows what she's doing... At that point that chances of getting her pregnant is high but at that time also that is when the guy is distracted because himself wan orgasm...

Be wise!!! shalom
But doggy style can't make a girl pregnant now
There's no direct opening through the anus na Dogg sure paas grin grin
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nobody: 11:02am On May 05, 2020
Pusyiter:
Any position can get a girl pregnant except there is a problem with the egg or sperm
Most ladies do not like the OP position, it hurts them badly
Abi, babes, na lie? grin
No be lie but Dogg can't make a woman pregnant O grin grin
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by ARAGON22(m): 11:20am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
lag
Abeg Millenniumlady lady I dey lag biko
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by emperorsversion(m): 11:58am On May 05, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
But doggy style can't make a girl pregnant now There's no direct opening through the anus na Dogg sure paas grin grin
Oga netherland how far now ??
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nobody: 12:02pm On May 05, 2020
emperorsversion:
Oga netherland how far now ??
I dey naw niggar ✌️how things
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by mu2sa2: 12:09pm On May 05, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Do dogs, goats, Cows, perform Missionary? Just asking.



Note I grew up in place where only chicken was available.
Go and ask dogs, goats and cows whether they perform missionary. Just advising.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by freethinker420(m): 12:37pm On May 05, 2020
mu2sa2:
Missionary remains the ancient and still the most popular positioning today and forever. If you can, ask grandpa, grandma, mom & dad. Time tested and trusted to deliver the goods.
All these exotic positions like doggy, reverse missionary etc came from the accursed porn acting - the waywards in porn videos are just acting and a great deal of what you see there is make believe, unreal.
But I still like doggy tho
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nmezor(f): 1:20pm On May 05, 2020
Hmmm
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by meobizy(m):
Rickmann:
Its simply cos we have sense..'homosapiens' we are called ...latin for 'thinking man'. Animal don't have sex for pleasure as we humans do. Sex only means procreation to them asides the dolphine which is by study proven to be more intelligent than man. D dolphine knows when to procreate and also have pleasure just like man. Wonderful ,isn't it?
Monkeys have sex for pleasure and many other creatures man occasionally adds to the list. The longer scientists study animals the more they observe that humans aren’t always unique in their habits.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Pusyiter(m): 3:12pm On May 05, 2020
grin, I can see what you like wink
Nmezor:
Hmmm
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nobody: 4:19pm On May 05, 2020
Nmezor:
Hmmm
can we?
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Stevyne: 4:27pm On May 05, 2020
Nmezor:
Hmmm
You probably love been hit in a Doggy manner.

Cause your Hmm was over stretched.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by oyatz(m): 7:23pm On May 05, 2020
Virtually all the women of this generation now likes doggy. However, it seems it's those with Heavy ass and Gynaecoid pelvis enjoy it most.

Advanced doggy do the wonders for almost any lady.



Twoclans:
Not completely true.Pusiyter is correct most girls don't like doggy and it's not just about pain .It is more of the lack of intimacy related to doggy position and most guys dont really know how to doggy so that the woman can enjoy it also.Once they assume that position they get carried away with the dominance associated with doggy for the men.

Abeg who ask me all this one ohhhhh.I am out of here with my tatafo.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Twoclans(f): 7:27pm On May 05, 2020
oyatz:
Virtually all the women of this generation now likes doggy. However, it seems it's those with Heavy ass and Gynaecoid pelvis enjoy it most.

Advanced doggy do the wonders for almost any lady.
I am a woman and we are masters of making our men feel great so that peace will reign .If this is not a faceless forum you think my stand will be the same with the post you quoted. Mmmmbbaaaaa I will turn for doggy and tell him harder harder.Let their be peace. tongue cool

I dont know which women you are talking about ,I am a woman of this generation also.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Ishilove: 7:55pm On May 05, 2020
oyatz:
Virtually all the women of this generation now likes doggy. However, it seems it's those with Heavy ass and Gynaecoid pelvis enjoy it most.

Advanced doggy do the wonders for almost any lady.
Which one is advanced doggy again, bikonu?
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nobody: 8:49pm On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Lies missionary is the fastest way of getting pregnant
Your body count no be here oo
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by dmgr(m): 9:09pm On May 05, 2020
After experimenting, I will come back and give feed back on which is the fastest, among the ladies any volunteer?
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Twoclans(f): 9:13pm On May 05, 2020
Ishilove:
Which one is advanced doggy again, bikonu?
I wanted to ask him but I decided to let it slip

Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Bahamas95(m): 10:37pm On May 05, 2020
Pusyiter:
If your dangala no long, dem go need doggie
If your dangala na aboki, dem go want missionary
100% true

Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by italknigeria(op): 11:07pm On May 05, 2020
Seun
Lalasticlacla
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by DaddyRochie1642: 1:13am On May 06, 2020
mu2sa2:
Missionary remains the ancient and still the most popular positioning today and forever. If you can, ask grandpa, grandma, mom & dad. Time tested and trusted to deliver the goods.
All these exotic positions like doggy, reverse missionary etc came from the accursed porn acting - the waywards in porn videos are just acting and a great deal of what you see there is make believe, unreal.
Continue enjoying your boring "Missionary" grin
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Krismas(m): 8:04am On May 08, 2021
Twoclans:
I am a woman and we are masters of making our men feel great so that peace will reign .If this is not a faceless forum you think my stand will be the same with the post you quoted. Mmmmbbaaaaa I will turn for doggy and tell him harder harder.Let their be peace. tongue cool

I dont know which women you are talking about ,I am a woman of this generation also.
coolWhile I understand ur act to let peace reign, I tink its at d expense of ur happiness! Its not healthy psychologically, emotionally or in anyway. Honesty is d best policy
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Quality20(m): 8:42am On May 08, 2021
oyatz:
Virtually all the women of this generation now likes doggy. But some women claim it causes pains. However, it seems it's those with Heavy ass and Gynaecoid pelvis enjoy it most.

Advanced doggy do the wonders for almost any lady.
.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by AlphaSoul:
meobizy:
The best sex position for a guaranteed pregnancy is steady kpenshing. Animals know this so I have no idea why humans won't. No matter what position you utilize, the woman won't take in if you're only shooting blanks.
Whaaaat?! shocked grin

Your first paragraph can befuddle the non-initiates.

Based on my years of knowledge, let me school you off-hand...


Best positions to get pregnant:

1. Missionary with a pillow underneath the female lower back to aid the quick flow of the spermertozoa on the way to hit the ovum which is the size of a needle pin head. This has to be done during ovulation.

2. Doggie is the second best strategy to aid pregnancy. Aside from naturally hitting the "G-s.pot", "orgasm" can be easily achieved, which aids the quick movement of spermatozoa into the cervix for fertilization. Penile penetration should not be too deep to avoid
pain or discomfort around the cervix for the female.

Any other "lashing" outside the ovulation cycle will not evolve into pregnancy, and is merely for recreational purposes.

There you have it.wink

Ciao.
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