GOD be sitting on his Arse , getting praisal for shit he didn't do

adadike:
Lalasticlala, please share your testimony

his wife saw snakes and now she's pregnant with their 5th child. Moral of the story.......say yes to family planning

hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

Who told you that amputees were not healed by God. Don't perish with your ignorance.

hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

Oga u land yourself in everlasting hell fire if u don't repent

Glory be to God. God is the Almighty

The driver probably knows about it, that could be his reason for asking who you are, but again, if he knew about it, he won't be willing to drive and endanger his life. Your prayers worked wonders ....very dicey situation

adadike:
I still wonder what happened till date. People say it was the transport company that orchestrated it. Only God knows

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And then after about 3 to 4 hours, I opened my eyes and I saw about four Doctors and Nurses doing suitures on my head and ear. I had memory loss and was just looking at everyone in the Theater. After some time, I asked where I was and I was told Lautech Teaching Hospital in Ogbomoso

WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

What an ungrateful human being
Even when you were clearly saved by the hard working medical team, you decided to give the credit to an invisible being
Why did the pastor that drove you to the hospital not drive you to a church?
Or just pray and heal you on the spot

This is exactly how you people are waiting for scientists to get a cure for Covid 19 so you can give credit to your gods and pastors

CAPSLOCKED:
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, BUT JUST LIKE PEOPLE FROM HUNDREDS OF OTHER RELIGIONS WORLDWIDE, I EXPERIENCE THESE FAVOURS AND MIRACLES.
BUT WHEN WE'RE UNLUCKY, WE DIE. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GOD'S GRACE PROTECTING YOU FOLKS. WE'RE JUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

Oga u will land yourself in everlasting hell fire if u don't repent.
The trumphet go soon blow

We can't even say what happened.
I shouldnt even be alive with what I passed through and how God miraculously(a great miracle that happened by the breadth of hair)saved me. I am now a cornerstone.

Having sinned seriously and God saved me on what should have consumed me. I cant count the number of times I say "thank you everyday's

Funny enough this is the first time in my life I am openly saying this.
At some point I'd thought there's no God anywhere but he showed me that there is a man whos neither a Christian nor a Muslim who is everywhere(God). The 'I am that I am'
Thank you God!

MERCHANDISER:
Oga u land yourself in everlasting hell fire if u don't repent

Scaring me with imaginary places had never worked

Hmm

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paulolee:
good...miracles do happen...d problem is dt we jus dnt bliev in miracles until we start praying n hoping for it..gat alot of dm shaa bt d craziest was d one dt was linked to betting...was abt to win 85k and two matches was postponed...went to collect my money without dt 2 matches n was given just 18k dt dose 2 matches gat big points..3 n 5 points...i said i wud wait n waited 4 d big day..d first wit 5 points won convincingly bt d oda wit 3 points was losing 3 nil jus after 35mins n i was shocked bt i jus relax my mind n lookedup n said God knows d best oo...waited till nite n didnt even disturb myself bcox I tot av lost it all bt bea jus gingered me to check it dt she av bin praying all day for d ticket n i laffed real hard bcox notin consine prayer wit naija bet na..bt wen i opened flashscores n say 6-5 i was shocked n even read d match report n was suprised bcox dt match gat all shades of madness...starting from 2 red cards each, 4 penalties involved n 2 missed, and it spanned to 99 mins of extra time..my saving grace was dt d other team lost thier keeper to injury n d other keeper gat a red and a player av to Mount d goal n dts wen my team did 3 goals in dt extra 9mins to win...to me its a miracle 85k n i paid tithe n even gave testimony dt i was financially favored...i miss football jhoor

obicoself:


Who told you that amputees were not healed by God. Don't perish with your ignorance.

Cite examples then or maybe pray for a popular amputee like pastor nick to grow his limbs lol

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Mine was on August 1, 2015. I was traveling from Ilorin to Oyo town to see the parents of my ex then. I was driving and I had a friend also seated beside me on the front seat beside the driver. I wanted to stylishly convey my serious intention to her parents, so I bought different kinds of fruits and wrapped them like engagement items and kept them inside the boot.

Mind you I was supposed to attend a vigil on the eve of that day (Friday, 31st July), but I chose not too, because I would be traveling the following morning.

So, on getting to Alata area, before Deeper Life Camp (on the Ilorin-Ogbomosho expressway), I was not really overspeeding, but my car suddenly started swerving. By that time, I had lost control of the wheels, so, the car was just swerving on the road while on speed. My friend kept calling me and asking me about what was going on, and suddenly, the car hit one of these road dividers made of concrete and then summersaulted thrice and then faced the direction I was coming from (Ilorin). Now, the last thing I still remember was that when the car hit the road divider. I was GONE! It was as if there was a total blackout.

This was around 12pm. I remember seeing myself in a place where I met an old man. The old man asked me what I was doing there, I didn't utter a word. So, he told me to go back to where I was coming from, that I had not even done the work he gave me. At that time, I started hearing faintly the cry of people, and then after about 3 to 4 hours, I opened my eyes and I saw about four Doctors and Nurses doing suitures on my head and ear. I had memory loss and was just looking at everyone in the Theater. After some time, I asked where I was and I was told Lautech Teaching Hospital in Ogbomoso. I then began to ask them what had happened. They tried to ask me information about my family but I remembered none until after about an hour again.

I then saw my friend who by God's grace didn't sustain any serious injury. He then narrated the story: After my car (Honda bulldog) summersaulted thrice and stopped, the car bonnet flew to the other devide of the expressway. The car became a write off and to bring me out was a task. While my friend was brought out through the side window, the people who rushed to the scene had to use Cutlass and some metals to further break the car into pieces and then brought out my dead body. People were already wailing when a Pastor driving in his church bus offered to carry my body and my friend to the Teaching Hospital. As the man was driving, he was crying and praying that God should prove himself. That was on Saturday.

On Monday, my elder sister was returning from Lagos and when she got to the spot where the accident occurred, the driver of the commercial bus she boarded was showing the passengers that that was where a serious accident occurred on Saturday and a young guy died. Then, my sister told the guy that the guy came back to life, but the guy disbelieved. When it became an argument, my elder sister called me and I spoke to her while in the commercial bus. Could you believe that nothing happened to the fruits in the booth, including the wine I bought? Funningly too, myself and the girl didn't eventually marry.

WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do? Pls, share your own experience of God's Miracles and wonderful Acts. PLEASE, Let this testimony make the from page (to the glory of God) abeg!

Hallelujah.... Indeed God is too faithful to fail... Philippians 1: 12. ..... singing....
(Glorious God, Beautiful king, Excellent God I bow before your throne, worship at your feet, you're the Glorious God... )

Thanks for your testimonies, I was inspired, blessed, even.

I observed one thing about most nairalanders; and that's 'following the crowd' wanting to belong, clapped for, gather likes.

Most claim to be atheists just to 'belong'.

Don't be scared to be different.

Why is it that in every story/testimony the vehicle always somersault 3 times. It's always 3 times! Please we need one where it was like 1 time or 7 times. I'm tired of 3 times, abeg!

anyimontana:
Who counted the summersault

I always wonder every time people give the exact number of summersaults even in fatal accidents

N

doggedfighter:

I always wonder every time people give the exact number of summersaults even in fatal accidents

makes me wonder.some ppl even brag about how many times their vehicles summersaulted

adadike:
Wonderful God! Am moved to tears. This God , how wonderful you are. I was preparing to travel for Xmas from ilorin to Onitsha, being a prayerful person, I decided to keep vigil and pray against accident. While praying and deep in the spirit, I saw dead bodies of corpers lying on the road. After the prayers , I narrated what I saw to my mum . The next day, she saw me to Onitsha park at Oja Oba Ilorin. To my surprise, there were about 10 corpers on the queue travelling to Onitsha as well. I decided to board the same bus with them coz of the revelation I had. My mom panicked but I advised her to go home and keep praying for our safety. The driver was an Igbo man which is unusual. That transport company hates working with Igbo people, yet 90 percent of their customers were igbos.
I led the corpers and the other occupants of the vehicle in a short but powerful prayer . After the prayer , I kept calling on the blood of Jesus to save the day coz of my revelation. On getting to Osi in kwara state, I dozed off only to awaken at screams of 'Jesus Jesus Jesus'. The car summersaulted three times and plung into a ditch . Miraculously all of us survived. What surprised me the most was the Igbo driver took me aside and said, 'nne, tell me the truth, who are you'?

Sorry, I don't understand how this is a miracle?

hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

You have the right to be unfortunate in your life, but don't drag me with you.

God help your situation.

CAPSLOCKED:
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, BUT JUST LIKE PEOPLE FROM HUNDREDS OF OTHER RELIGIONS WORLDWIDE, I EXPERIENCE THESE FAVOURS AND MIRACLES.
BUT WHEN WE'RE UNLUCKY, WE DIE. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GOD'S GRACE PROTECTING YOU FOLKS. WE'RE JUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

Razy75g:
his wife saw snakes and now she's pregnant with their 5th child. Moral of the story.......say yes to family planning

lol

JudasNaCarrot:
It surprises me how some people (foolish,though) still believe there is nothing like God, a supreme being, an all glorious and ever lasting with unlimited powers.
If a house have a designer, a car have a designer, a beautiful cloth etc, all are designed by someone, then our universe and everything in it did not just come by accident....there is a super human with unlimited powers and intelligence that made it.

God is God.....

He is everlasting.

God bless you my brother...
God be praise for his everyday meecies

TheSourcerer:
rats sleep and wake , I doubt they thank you for that , it just is

What is this one saying

Oh!
Ayam not surprised @ ur comment after seeing ur Monika.

By their fruits you shall know them

obicoself:


Who told you that amputees were not healed by God. Don't perish with your ignorance.

Where were they healed, please?
I'm curious

I am alive today online by his grace..I have been involve in so many accidents,like bikes,car and even falling from stair case but his mercy still kept me till today..
I will never forget 23rd of December 2014 my Birthday,I was lying down on the parlour cushion chair when a friend came in and said she wanted to Pick a movie and I permitted her to take anyone she like’s and I slept off.
Suddenly,I saw myself outside and wanted to lock the door after me until I look back and saw my friend still selecting movies,so I called her name and told her to come outside that I wanted to lock my door but she didn’t respond,I called her out three times with no response until I look back and saw myself lying on the chair,I quickly went back to my body and stood up..I asked her what happened and she said nothing that I have been sleeping since..Injust burst into tears and went to church..
That day was a near death experience.
2017 23rd is December,the wire in my room caught for but Jesus saved me again
My Birthday last year I was drugged my people I call friends but my father up in heaven used the bartender to save me again..
Jesus,Jesus,Jesus,What exactly do you want me to do for you?Because I keep wondering why he always save me all the time.
Sometimes I will stop breathing and after fighting for some minutes,He will restored me again..
Surely one day I will work for him.

StreetFight:


You have the right to be unfortunate in your life, but don't drag me with you.

do I know you? no! so this post of yours is highly irrelevant

MERCHANDISER:
Oga u land yourself in everlasting hell fire if u don't repent

Bullshit, where's the location of your hell fire?

paulolee:
good...miracles do happen...d problem is dt we jus dnt bliev in miracles until we start praying n hoping for it..gat alot of dm shaa bt d craziest was d one dt was linked to betting...was abt to win 85k and two matches was postponed...went to collect my money without dt 2 matches n was given just 18k dt dose 2 matches gat big points..3 n 5 points...i said i wud wait n waited 4 d big day..d first wit 5 points won convincingly bt d oda wit 3 points was losing 3 nil jus after 35mins n i was shocked bt i jus relax my mind n lookedup n said God knows d best oo...waited till nite n didnt even disturb myself bcox I tot av lost it all bt bea jus gingered me to check it dt she av bin praying all day for d ticket n i laffed real hard bcox notin consine prayer wit naija bet na..bt wen i opened flashscores n say 6-5 i was shocked n even read d match report n was suprised bcox dt match gat all shades of madness...starting from 2 red cards each, 4 penalties involved n 2 missed, and it spanned to 99 mins of extra time..my saving grace was dt d other team lost thier keeper to injury n d other keeper gat a red and a player av to Mount d goal n dts wen my team did 3 goals in dt extra 9mins to win...to me its a miracle 85k n i paid tithe n even gave testimony dt i was financially favored...i miss football jhoor

they say bet money is evil....I love ur gf she keyed into the bet Ministry and reaped it's dividend....