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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by CharlesJok3r: 10:27pm On May 15, 2020
This is a man slaughter. Charles is sueing.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by seborrhic: 10:28pm On May 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Wetin a no understand be how people dey refer monki as a cousin


Abeg whose kosin??

Monki dey liv for bush, me dey liv for city, abe we no share same in comon joo
Where you are living now that you call a city,was once a bush before it got developed,so what is your point?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 10:28pm On May 15, 2020
If I were a mod, I will ban you till 4023 and then get you arrested sad

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by cococandy(f): 10:29pm On May 15, 2020
Seun we need a “puke” emoji. Ewww

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OlawaleBammie: 10:29pm On May 15, 2020
Crixxx:
Monki Dy Liv for bush, you Dy Liv for city, your family people Dy for village. Simple paripasm

So wat is d synergy here??

Me and monki no relate oga, e just resemble uman, hin no b uman

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Bigseven(m): 10:29pm On May 15, 2020
Haba... Until Monkeys goes extinct before we'll know the importance of keep them in museum?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by vertueptime: 10:30pm On May 15, 2020
SLAP44:
This is murder, OP should be arrested.

He murdered a comrade in cold blood,, human vultures

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nickymezor(f): 10:30pm On May 15, 2020
It looks so disgusting... undecided OP u get mind to even kill it

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Staphylococcus: 10:31pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please



You are heartless

Fvck!

Must you eat everything.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Yabaleft: 10:31pm On May 15, 2020
Guy, you don chop ya ancestor be that.
As I dey look you, you fit chop human flesh. Haba.
No be every meat you see you go chop.
Abeg no bring any kind disease join the one wey dey on ground o.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OlawaleBammie: 10:31pm On May 15, 2020
seborrhic:

Where you are living now that you call a city,was once a bush before it got developed,so what is your point?

My point is me and monki no dey reason same way, stop calling monkis awa cousin grin


Btw, i didn't support the murder that that murderer comited oo grin grin grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Rilwayne001: 10:32pm On May 15, 2020
This is so gross. Seun, how did this get to FP abeg? cry undecided

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by tot(f): 10:32pm On May 15, 2020
Olodo24:
And he rushed to post it here thinking we'll be praising him. What a disaster. And Nairaland moderators had to push it to the front page for the whole World to see.

This man can kill a fellow human being

Exactly. See him shouting front page please. Who should we blame but the cannibalistic humans nairaland parades as mods. Lalasticlala and co. If this OP mikespecialone or whatever he calls himself, has no sense, they should at least have the sense not to promote such a thread. This is 2020 for goodness sake!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by chinonsolife342: 10:33pm On May 15, 2020
SLAP44:
This is murder, OP should be arrested.
op y Kil ur brother from a different mother na?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Shancca: 10:33pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

You are wicked!!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Focusmind: 10:34pm On May 15, 2020
Nigeria is a savage kingdom! Period.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by eleko1: 10:34pm On May 15, 2020
Sisijetue:
Hunger badgrin
Respect the dead .He is a philanthropist .Hungerbad,May his soul RIP

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by IkemChris(m): 10:34pm On May 15, 2020
People can chop rubbish shaaa

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by osazsky(m): 10:34pm On May 15, 2020
SLAP44:
This is murder, OP should be arrested.
go and sit down..its not an endangered species...op carry go...I ate this one in 1994 very delicious..but y do u guys don't complain when they slaughter chicken..pigs goat but this is biased.all animals are equal

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Alashoalash10: 10:35pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
Ebola still deh o

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 10:36pm On May 15, 2020
SLAP44:
This is murder, OP should be arrested.

Cos the monkey looks like you baa

grin
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by IkemChris(m): 10:36pm On May 15, 2020
Cliford Orji Reloaded

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by osazsky(m): 10:36pm On May 15, 2020
Olodo24:
And he rushed to post it here thinking we'll be praising him. What a disaster. And Nairaland moderators had to push it to the front page for the whole World to see.

This man can kill a fellow human being
waitin they worry una self.its not an endangered specie y don't u complain when u eat grasscutter or porcupine grow up oga

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Mrsserene: 10:37pm On May 15, 2020
So there are people that eat monkeys? Ewww

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 10:38pm On May 15, 2020
tot:


Exactly. See him shouting front page please. Who should we blame but the cannibalistic humans nairaland parades as mods. Lalasticlala and co. If this OP mikespecialone or whatever he calls himself, has no sense, they should at least have the sense not to promote such a thread. This is 2020 for goodness sake!

I am sure you arr part of those who beleive the Monkey is your distant brother.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OlawaleBammie: 10:38pm On May 15, 2020
Kayharry:
No human feeling abi monkey feeling

Bro this head eehn, my bele oo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 10:38pm On May 15, 2020
tot:


Exactly. See him shouting front page please. Who should we blame but the cannibalistic humans nairaland parades as mods. Lalasticlala and co. If this OP mikespecialone or whatever he calls himself, has no sense, they should at least have the sense not to promote such a thread. This is 2020 for goodness sake!

I am sure you arr part of those who beleive the Monkey is your distant brother

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by andyanders: 10:39pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please


Op, this is very strange. First time to see someone eat a monkey. You are not supposed to live among human being.

The authorities ought to have u arrested and quarantined. Coronavirus is around and here u are killing a monkey and eating same.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Shevyboy7777(m): 10:39pm On May 15, 2020
[quote author=Mikespecialone post=89584717]Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....






Bet am, this monkey spirit must worry u this night��
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by osazsky(m): 10:39pm On May 15, 2020
tot:


Exactly. See him shouting front page please. Who should we blame but the cannibalistic humans nairaland parades as mods. Lalasticlala and co. If this OP mikespecialone or whatever he calls himself, has no sense, they should at least have the sense not to promote such a thread. This is 2020 for goodness sake!
what is wrong with eating meat

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by skuffy01(m): 10:39pm On May 15, 2020
: cry cry. If you can kill cook and eat a monkey, then you can do the same to your fellow humans. Spits in disgust. [color=#990000][/color]

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 10:39pm On May 15, 2020
Yabaleft:
Guy, you don chop ya ancestor be that.
As I dey look you, you fit chop human flesh. Haba.
No be every meat you see you go chop.
Abeg no bring any kind disease join the one wey dey on ground o.

Plus the chicken and fish and cow you dey chop abi

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