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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by yeanka007: 11:37pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Guy, I fear you. No conscience flow through you as you dey cut the monkey head.

There is only a thin line between you and cannibal.

Sorry that I may sound harsh, it is just that I feel sad with the fact that you kill and ate the monkey.

cry cry cry

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Unrated900(m): 11:37pm On May 15, 2020
If you could eat something like this

Then you might anything

Omo- habilis

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Remaboy(m): 11:38pm On May 15, 2020
lekki1444:
you are trying to reason with an animal grin
Make una stop am na grin
Bros was desperate. Hunger bad.
Bashing don do. 11 pages, haba na.
Na to just advice am remain.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by SeriouslySense(m): 11:38pm On May 15, 2020
i rather not eat monkeys, poor monkeys, it should be made illegal to kill monkeys, baboons, and horses, among others.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 11:39pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
If you can kill and eat a monkey you'll eat a Human being I swear.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by omoadeleye(m): 11:40pm On May 15, 2020
I can say that, this is very bad

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by lekki1444: 11:42pm On May 15, 2020
Remaboy:
Make una stop am na grin
Bros was desperate. Hunger bad.
Bashing don do. 13 pages, haba na.
Na to just advice am remain.
that is not a desperate man that is a diabolic man. learn how to tell the difference. look at his hardened rough dirty looking skin ? thats from eating lots of rubbish. but i know he is not desperate because he attempted to wear trendy sneakers although it does not look good onn him because his skin looks disgusting and dull and blackish from eating trash

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by zedman1(m): 11:42pm On May 15, 2020
To me, the monkey no miss road anything! You already have a well crafted slaughter table for monkeys. You kill monkeys as a profession and eat monkey meat for a living. It's your choice sha, but as for me, I can't fit eat small ugly man.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by merieam16(f): 11:43pm On May 15, 2020
ymdo:
Your username reminds me of a Yoruba novel we read in JSS2. Year 2001
ur head is der. exactly dat year nd class
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by JiffyLou(m): 11:43pm On May 15, 2020
Shey na everything una must kill
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Sagay212: 11:43pm On May 15, 2020
When we say some people are somewhere in a cave in their village suffering, but will come online and be bragging, e go be like day we dey lie.

Just imagine, if it's not extreme poverty, why would any same human kill a monkey to eat. If they don't keep an eye on you, you probably will eat a human if the hungry choke you.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Remaboy(m): 11:44pm On May 15, 2020
lekki1444:
that is not a desperate man that is a diabolic man. learn how to tell the difference. look at his hardened rough dirty looking skin ? thats from eating lots of rubbish. but i know he is not desperate because he attempted to wear trendy sneakers although it does not look good onn him because his skin looks disgusting and dull and blackish from eating trash
Hmm... I understand your perspective, but my own na to reach my advice out because bashing no go solve am entirely grin
You bash majority, then drop advice at the end. It will stick that way.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OyinO: 11:44pm On May 15, 2020
Bruno3000:
How did u kill ur fellow brother na? Give ur life to Christ.

Even Christ was killed by his fellow brothers.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:45pm On May 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
A no understand oo, how monki take become persin cousin na hin a no knkw oo undecided



That head tho,

It is very obvious that you have never taken a class in genetics before.

Anyway, monkeys are our distant cousins. Our DNA is about 96% identical to the DNA of monkeys.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by yeanka007: 11:45pm On May 15, 2020
osazsky:
in sane countries u will be arrested if u slaughter a chicken..the monkey is not an endangered specie...Google is ur friend.very sweet meat...don't be biased in the animal kingdom all animals are equal..they are all good source of meat...if it were a tiger I for complain..cuz they are very few and give birth once or twice in thier life time...they have sex most times but hardly get pregnant.. try to watch good stations on dstv like nat geo not all this osun broadcasting service u are watching up and down grow up

Dude, the question here is not the issue of monkey been an endanger specie. Monkey seem close to human in appearance and behavior.

Look at the picture where the op was cutting the head of the monkey, the head of the monkey look exactly like the head of a roasted person, if someone can't feel any shiver cutting that head then it won't be hard to do that to a person.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Excalante(m): 11:45pm On May 15, 2020
davida222:
Come on tell us about people from thr do they eat humans?


Lol grin grin grin grin grin

I just heard it from you ooooo

Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Mbenny(m): 11:46pm On May 15, 2020
no wander some Igbos eat human beings
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Leo588(m): 11:48pm On May 15, 2020
The second pix monkey be like...Jezzzz.....
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by monimekaz(m): 11:49pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
You and the mod that brought this to the front page are stupid.. Can u imagine..

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OyinO: 11:49pm On May 15, 2020
Oyinbo man see these animals and begin to study them. They learn a great deal from them, discover and invent things from these studies. But when the African see them, they murder and destroy them. The Black African is a destroyer and waster by nature. European people, see birds and study them to invent aeroplanes and aircrafts. African see birds and start stoning them. Tell me why Africa can ever be developed despite all these years of religious brainwashing?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Remaboy(m): 11:50pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone, man to man, you sabi say na fuckup be this.

As I look the pictures again, my eyes and stomach dey turn me. I no go fit do such because E remind me of my fellow man. Na monkey ebola even jump comot from.

E better say make I hustle N100 suya or goat meat or something, than to kill animal wey resemble my fellow man.

Choice dey. This act una do no make sense. I believe say you understand. Man to man.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by osazsky(m): 11:50pm On May 15, 2020
yeanka007:


Dude, the question here is not the issue of monkey been an endanger specie. Monkey seem close to human in appearance and behavior.

Look at the picture where the op was cutting the head of the monkey, the head of the monkey look exactly like the head of a roasted person, if someone can't feel any shiver cutting that head then it won't be hard to do that to a person.
an animal is an animal it cant think and doesn't have a soul....the monkey is not closest to man in terms of brain structure and physiology rather the dog and dolphins....I have told u to stop watching osun broadcasting servise.all animals are equal go and beat the calabaris for eating dog meat..an animal is an animal and has no soul...God will not persecute u for killing an animal ....rather u will be persecuted for killing anything that has a soul and spirit...after u must have visited the hangman

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Roozzaay(m): 11:50pm On May 15, 2020
Disheartening embarassed

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:51pm On May 15, 2020
osazsky:
once its gets to d pot d viruses dies..if it were in China this monkey would be eaten raw with hot soup

And you forget that they are dissecting, touching the blood and intestine of the animal without putting on handgloves and protective equipment?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by franconian: 11:52pm On May 15, 2020
Alphamayor:
I used to enjoy monkey banga soup and starch but after medical school I totally lost my appetite for monkey meal.

Bro mind sharing what you found out at med school? I'd like to know.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:53pm On May 15, 2020
Mizwisdom:
Nigerians like to pretend grin which day did Monkey become a human being? let's stop pretending, it's not today that people started to eat Monkies

Primates are common vectors for viruses. There are studies that reveal that HIV jumped from chimpanzees to humans. People must have been feasting on those chimpanzees.


Same with coronavirus which is said to have begun in a market in Wuhan.

People should stay away from these wild animals, especially rodents, bats, and other primates. Even squirrels can be vectors for plagues.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TIDDOLL(m): 11:55pm On May 15, 2020
[/b]Seun

Do you and your mods intentionally leave all this animal cruelty threads to litter the front page?

Seems your forum lives only for traffic!

SMH. undecided[b]

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:56pm On May 15, 2020
kai....!

no wonder covid-19 is winning...

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by yeanka007: 11:57pm On May 15, 2020
osazsky:
an animal is an animal it cant think and doesn't have a soul....the monkey is not closest to man in terms of brain structure and physiology rather the dog and dolphins....I have told u to stop watching osun broadcasting servise.all animals are equal go and beat the calabaris for eating dog meat..an animal is an animal and has no soul...God will not persecute u for killing an animal ....rather u will be persecuted for killing anything that has a soul and spirit...after u must have visited the hangman

Did you just read what you wrote above.
I guess you both are in same league, one need to stay away from you guys.

Please keep your Monkey eating opinion to yourself.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by AbujaBlue: 11:57pm On May 15, 2020
FFS mods stop putting this barbarism on front page please. Create a sub forum or something
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BabbanBura(m): 11:57pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Guy you get liver woo, to eat this our distant cousins without remorse, I no fit

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