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Re: Share Your Failed Experiences Chatting Up Naija Girls by fattprince(m): 6:36am On May 24, 2020
Richsquad:
Next time snap with a benz and send her another message then u wi see the result..I no dey even pick calls sef cos i dey run from obsessed pretty girls wey wan marry by force cos im rich young and handsome..oboy make money o even for lockdown make girl no use u shine dm me if u want to touch major bread..but stay away if u are forming born again..Either ways if u contact me or not il still continue been rich. grin what money cannot do,more money will do it bro..
Bro can I dm you? I want to touch major bread. I'm tired of brokenness already.
Re: Share Your Failed Experiences Chatting Up Naija Girls by Richsquad1(m): 12:23pm On May 24, 2020
fattprince:
Bro can I dm you? I want to touch major bread. I'm tired of brokenness already.
Yeah..was banned with my original acct
Re: Share Your Failed Experiences Chatting Up Naija Girls by Ablemax(m): 10:10am On May 25, 2020
Richsquad:
Next time snap with a benz and send her another message then u wi see the result..I no dey even pick calls sef cos i dey run from obsessed pretty girls wey wan marry by force cos im rich young and handsome..oboy make money o even for lockdown make girl no use u shine dm me if u want to touch major bread..but stay away if u are forming born again..Either ways if u contact me or not il still continue been rich. grin what money cannot do,more money will do it bro..
Nice
But hope say no be Yahoo u behuh
Re: Share Your Failed Experiences Chatting Up Naija Girls by Peppermintflav: 6:06pm On May 26, 2020
PoliticallyInco:
Well. Many are moronic and can't hold a simple Conversation. Few times I have decided to relax, take my mind off work and while away time online (socialize online) it has been a sitcom. They need to have their own sitcom. It should be called "Naija Shepocrites" or something like that.

They want you to go "straight to the point". Or they want to lie about how they went to church and how they "Love God". Haha. Yeah right. Because you mention God I should overlook all other flaw I can't deal with. Right? Wrong!

They can't spell properly. I mean we all make mistakes in spelling as we type. Or we spell wrongly with intention when avoiding our words being censored. But I try to correct mine the moment I spot it and it was unintentional.

These ones can't even type. Can't spell. Barely can hold any conversation. They want the latest gadgets that they can't work for. To them because they have a vaginaaa a man is to take care of them for life. Their brains are useless because they wear waist trimmers. Who ever trained many of them to be this useless I don't know.

Even on lady matters, they are highly ignorant. One stupidly told me that any girl child that pees and it makes a "shhhhhh" sound, it means she has had sex. That any girl child that her boob's and hips suddenly grow at age 13 or 14 it means men have started touching her. I marveled at her stupidity and belief in beer parlour and hair salon rubbish talk.

They don't know anything happening on the planet. They follow news about celebrities and believe that if they don't send or forward that whatsApp message to 20 friends as instructed, bad things will happen to them. Superficial and moronic morons, most of them.

They go "am fine".

"ASL"

"WYD"?

"GM"

"Kk"

"Gr8"

"Where are you chatting from"?

"Matured minds only". Yeah right. Paying you for sex makes me matured. Yeah.

"Good vibes only".

Suddenly their mother is sick. Or suddenly their fees need to be paid. The few who have 1 point above average IQ feel they have accomplished much. Have a false sense of importance and accomplishment.

The moment I sense that as a woman, all you have going for you are your ARSE, BO OBS and VAGINAAA, then I have nothing to say to you further. You are useless to me. Your brain must think sharp. You must be smart.

A lot of them will be less than handicaps and lower than the mentally retarded of you took away their vaginas, arse and boobs. They would have nothing else to offer to society. They will die of hunger and starvation.

However, I have met a few that have been smart. Two of them.

One we discussed so much. Even went into Marvel and DC Comics. I am a Marvel Fan. She is DC. We had a good time. We discussed politics, history, art, sports, family,adult and child psychology, religion, international politics, travel destinations, academics( she also is chasing her PhD. Like me), entrepreneurship,sexuality, dogma, philosophy, etc. She was a true match. I am sapiosexual and a polymath. She was really smart. She matched me in every way and in every topic. She had a good sense of humor. We threw jibes at each other. She had tall dreams. She wants to work with the UN. She wants to make changes at the global level. Her dreams were tall and she had a purpose in life. She has read books upon books on personal development like me.

We eventually moved it to whatsApp from Badoo of those days. She got a scholarship. She wanted us to meet but I had a pressing remote work to do at that time. Before I returned after a few weeks she had travelled. She never told me her travelling was so soon. Besides wouldn't have abandoned my work just to see her. Few weeks after travelling I couldn't reach her. Still can't reach her till date.

Eventually deleted her number. So I can have peace of mind. Haha.. Over 10 years or so of being on social media, she is the only lady who has been able to match my wit.
This thing really touch you grin grin grin
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