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BlueRayDick:
Why na

Akposy:
Same feeling here. I've been sober about the whole issue. I don't pray much but I've dedicated 3 mornings to pray that God help the NPF locate her rapists/murderers. Also, that all closet rapists be exposed and prosecuted.

Ladies, please invest in pepper spray and small dagger to destroy any beast that tries shit with you. God help all our mothers, sisters, nieces and the females in general.

Mvena:
Is the rice shy ni

pippimp:
So, my time is short here. My quarantine is over. Won’t be posting for a long, long time so before I leave I wanna share something that may benefit some of you. Everything you need to know will be provided here so no private messages. All my NL messages go to spam anyway. I know this is not the right thread for this. Bear with me.

Obviously many of us here love food and love to post about it. Why not use that passion to make passive income in the long term? Instead of just doing it here why not make a small website and profit from it. The same pictures and comments you put here, you can as well do the same on your own website and make money from it. Setting up a website is easy as phuck. You can have one going in an hour and completely set it up with articles in under a month, slap adsense on it and just leave it.

True story: So about 6 or 7 years ago, I stumbled upon a youtube channel called lazyasstoner. There was this very very young guy talking about how you can make lots of money just from blogging. I gulped everything he said and decided to set up one just the way he said it. Guess what? In my mind at the time I thought the site was a flop. 6 months in, I only had like 10 visits to the website. See as I de vex. That was the last time I messed with it. Fast forward 2 years later. One day, I went to my mail box, opened up one of the mails and saw a cheque for $980. Wtf? I thought it was a tax refund but I’d already gotten my refund I thought to myself. Guess what? It was from Google. From then on I’ve been receiving checks every month. Sometimes lower but I always get a check. After that first cheque, I immediately set up another website on a totally different niche. Sure enough, same thing happened after about a year and half. Now I have 15 websites. I even set up one where I don’t have to write shit. It’s called autoblogging. The software just scans the internet for niche articles that I programme into it and downloads it to the website. That sounds complicated but it really isn’t. A 15 year old can do it.

Niche: Now to be successful with this you have to pick the right niche. I was lucky with my first one since I did not know what I was doing. You can set up a website and it will definitely fail if you don’t pick the right niche. Find a subject that solves a problem and the keyword has low competition. For instance, a lot of people can’t cook right. Show them how. It definitely does not have to be about cooking though. I have websites dedicated to how to jump higher so you can dunk a basketball, yoga, how to build a shed, birds, haunted houses, amazon products where I just copied stuff on amazon and just pasted them on my site and if anyone buys I get paid, I even got one on how to give a good BJ. One of my best performers. Women love that site. And if you don’t like writing or have zero knowledge on the subject, just find someone to write them for you. And you can find writers everywhere. You’d be surprised that I’ve had people write articles for me who live in Nigeria. During this lockdown, I took the opportunity to start a new one about training dogs and I’m almost done. Simple 6 page site. I wrote some of the articles and got some chick from china to write the rest. Do I like dogs? No. It doesn’t matter. As long as the website solves a problem it does not matter what your opinion is about it.

Marketing: Wish I knew this when I first started. Cheapest way is using social media platforms. You need to build a community around your site. Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr work best for me. Then if you want to fast track your site, you can use paid methods. Like this new site I just built. I will set up a facebook fan page and start posting gifs and memes. Same with Tumblr and Instagram. Then I would invest a very, very small amount on Bing ads and google ads to drive traffic to the site. Remember, your site is dedicated to solving a problem so you can put up ads pushing people to the solution. When you do all this, google will eventually organically pick up your site. When a lot of people are clicking your link, google will be like “why are people going to this site”? Then they’ll start watching how long people stay on your site, how engaged they are, how they are sharing your site on social media, and how they are clicking internal links on your site. The dog training site already had 72 shares. That is absolutely amazing for a one month old site. To hammer the nail on the head you can set up a youtube channel about your niche and link it to your site. Post like 4 videos and that’s it. And you don’t have to know anything about youtube to do this. Just pay someone on fiverr to do the videos and set the whole thing up.

Passive income is the future.

I wish I knew half the sh%t I know now when I was younger. I’d be a phucking gazzillionaire but you know what they say. Hind sight is always 20/20. Good luck.

Petyprincess:
Hmm thou shall not lie!!

pippimp:
So, my time is short here. My quarantine is over. Won’t be posting for a long, long time so before I leave I wanna share something that may benefit some of you. Everything you need to know will be provided here so no private messages. All my NL messages go to spam anyway. I know this is not the right thread for this. Bear with me.

Obviously many of us here love food and love to post about it. Why not use that passion to make passive income in the long term? Instead of just doing it here why not make a small website and profit from it. The same pictures and comments you put here, you can as well do the same on your own website and make money from it. Setting up a website is easy as phuck. You can have one going in an hour and completely set it up with articles in under a month, slap adsense on it and just leave it.

True story: So about 6 or 7 years ago, I stumbled upon a youtube channel called lazyasstoner. There was this very very young guy talking about how you can make lots of money just from blogging. I gulped everything he said and decided to set up one just the way he said it. Guess what? In my mind at the time I thought the site was a flop. 6 months in, I only had like 10 visits to the website. See as I de vex. That was the last time I messed with it. Fast forward 2 years later. One day, I went to my mail box, opened up one of the mails and saw a cheque for $980. Wtf? I thought it was a tax refund but I’d already gotten my refund I thought to myself. Guess what? It was from Google. From then on I’ve been receiving checks every month. Sometimes lower but I always get a check. After that first cheque, I immediately set up another website on a totally different niche. Sure enough, same thing happened after about a year and half. Now I have 15 websites. I even set up one where I don’t have to write shit. It’s called autoblogging. The software just scans the internet for niche articles that I programme into it and downloads it to the website. That sounds complicated but it really isn’t. A 15 year old can do it.

Niche: Now to be successful with this you have to pick the right niche. I was lucky with my first one since I did not know what I was doing. You can set up a website and it will definitely fail if you don’t pick the right niche. Find a subject that solves a problem and the keyword has low competition. For instance, a lot of people can’t cook right. Show them how. It definitely does not have to be about cooking though. I have websites dedicated to how to jump higher so you can dunk a basketball, yoga, how to build a shed, birds, haunted houses, amazon products where I just copied stuff on amazon and just pasted them on my site and if anyone buys I get paid, I even got one on how to give a good BJ. One of my best performers. Women love that site. And if you don’t like writing or have zero knowledge on the subject, just find someone to write them for you. And you can find writers everywhere. You’d be surprised that I’ve had people write articles for me who live in Nigeria. During this lockdown, I took the opportunity to start a new one about training dogs and I’m almost done. Simple 6 page site. I wrote some of the articles and got some chick from china to write the rest. Do I like dogs? No. It doesn’t matter. As long as the website solves a problem it does not matter what your opinion is about it.

Marketing: Wish I knew this when I first started. Cheapest way is using social media platforms. You need to build a community around your site. Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr work best for me. Then if you want to fast track your site, you can use paid methods. Like this new site I just built. I will set up a facebook fan page and start posting gifs and memes. Same with Tumblr and Instagram. Then I would invest a very, very small amount on Bing ads and google ads to drive traffic to the site. Remember, your site is dedicated to solving a problem so you can put up ads pushing people to the solution. When you do all this, google will eventually organically pick up your site. When a lot of people are clicking your link, google will be like “why are people going to this site”? Then they’ll start watching how long people stay on your site, how engaged they are, how they are sharing your site on social media, and how they are clicking internal links on your site. The dog training site already had 72 shares. That is absolutely amazing for a one month old site. To hammer the nail on the head you can set up a youtube channel about your niche and link it to your site. Post like 4 videos and that’s it. And you don’t have to know anything about youtube to do this. Just pay someone on fiverr to do the videos and set the whole thing up.

Passive income is the future.

I wish I knew half the sh%t I know now when I was younger. I’d be a phucking gazzillionaire but you know what they say. Hind sight is always 20/20. Good luck.

Akposy:
Same feeling here. I've been sober about the whole issue. I don't pray much but I've dedicated 3 mornings to pray that God help the NPF locate her rapists/murderers. Also, that all closet rapists be exposed and prosecuted.

Ladies, please invest in pepper spray and small dagger to destroy any beast that tries shit with you. God help all our mothers, sisters, nieces and the females in general.

vera031:
My version of coconut fried rice�

vera031:
My version of coconut fried rice�

aeion:
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cococandy:
I tried a raw honeycomb.
Not bad. The honey was really good.
But the comb itself is kinda waxy and sticks to your teeth.

Dyt:
Does it come with the extreme sugar taste?

Munzy14:
look good.

kudos!

cococandy:
Can you share you recipe please. This looks something I’d thoroughly enjoy.

vera031:
Ingredients
Spring onions
Carrot
Fresh pepper
Crayfish
Onions
Beef
Coconut
Spices
Rice

Method
Parboiled my rice and set aside.
Blended the coconut and sieved out the juice.
Boiled my meat with the spices and then fried it.
After frying the meat I used the oil to fry my pepper and onions then after about 2 mins added my coconut juice, crayfish and some spices with the meat stock.
Then I added the rice.
When it was almost done I added the spring onions and carrot.
After 5 mins your rice is ready then you can stir.

Nb.: don't use much ground nut oil because the coconut already has oil.

mariga:
Dinner earlier this evening... Fried rice x chicken x fish x salad

vera031:
My version of coconut fried rice�

cococandy:
I tried a raw honeycomb.
Not bad. The honey was really good.
But the comb itself is kinda waxy and sticks to your teeth.

Jullima:
That’s your beeswax.

Petyprincess:
I always postpone getting this pepper spray bt i hope to order it this week or better still i might do it myself. Ladies should be careful o especially those that no get body like me
It's sad some guys re even defending these criminals by blaming girls for the way they dress!

cococandy:
I tried a raw honeycomb.
Not bad. The honey was really good.
But the comb itself is kinda waxy and sticks to your teeth.

aeion:
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Munzy14:
Hmmm, that young lady's case is such a sad one...Government need to adopt strict ways to tackle rape issues/molestations. out national assembly members/state need to sit up.


secondly its unhealthy telling a woman to carry dagger.
You can't compare her strength to that of an animal in human form called rapist.

lastly, orientation is key.

Halcyon123:
Can't say sha. How far that your rice now , pass me small now please. How far that cookies . I go show Jtown in July by His grace

iamoyindamola:
I don't like spicy food too, my colleagues refer to me as Yoruba-igbo

GboyegaD:
It is about family preference in my opinion.

Hathor5:
Amazing.

Hathor5:
You are such a sweetheart.

cococandy:
yum

cococandy:
Mmm I see what you did there

Me like

Jullima:

Sorry I couldn’t resist lol

AgbenuAnna:
Just fetch small in a place and stir very well or pour in a small mortar then stir very well (until it becomes fluffy)before you put it in fire

Akposy:
Make it your priority. So many men are out there looking for who to prey on.
On a certain day, I was in a public bus going home. The bus stopped to pick a passenger..at that particular bustop there were some secondary school girls (about 13 - 15 years of age) playing and jumping on each other on their way home from school. The man sitting next to me had already stripped one of the girls naked with his eyes..he was just licking his evil lips and touching his genital. Wahali, I felt like slapping sense into him. I'm very sure if people weren't there he'd have raped that child.
This is how our men go about defiling innocent girls in the dark and later come out to call them prostitutes or spoilt children. I'm sorry for derailing o.

This is my homemade coconut chips...tastes great

Plead:
Nice meal.