₦airaland Forum

KingAzubuike:
Shows the level of your illiteracy lol.. how does coitus relate to a malaria parasite. Moreover most of them would have diagnosed you before they start asking the silly questions.

TONYE001:
1Sharon, I don't know if you are a medical doctor or not. If you are a doctor, I doubt you're practicing in Nigeria.

Right from medschool, student doctors are taught how to "twist some questions..."

This is just because of our environment. There are smokers that answer in the negative if asked directly whether they smoke. There are people that outrightly say they aren't sexually active even if they are. There are folks that gulp large quantities of alcohol but deny they drink when asked. This list is endless.

So, overtime, Nigerian doctors have learnt how to be indirect in their questions. Recall, they go through all this stress FOR THE PATIENT'S BENEFIT, not theirs.

It's painful when the outside world accuses MOST NIGERIAN DOCTORS that they're perverts. The sad truth is, doctors would gladly stay away from sex-related questions and examinations if there were an alternative!

Doctors don't look forward to see a woman's privates. I assure you, most times, it's not funny what is seen down there. Some doctors are even embarrassed asking sex-related questions. See, doctors are doing these stuffs at their own inconvenience...

Let's not propagate this misinformation to the general public. It's tiring reading all these attacks on doctors.

1Sharon:
What's lmp?

So how is "when last you had sex" a better question?

You'd still have to give a pregnancy since you are so concerned about accuracy

Basic123:
so passing through the 4 walls of medical school makes you a doctor

you disgracing other paramedics with your half baked knowledge!


there are soo many sexually related diseases that mimicks malaria

Blackmoran:
I was 16 years then, still in secondary school, after having sex stated feeling itchy under my factory always scratching my balls..... I was ignorant and inexperience then, so I visited the school clinic. After expressing my predicament to her she stood up went beside me and close the door, right inside me I know something is wrong... She threaten me if I don't tell her who I smash she will report to the commandant, which is equivalent to a principal... I was scared so I confess, she lectured me on how am too young to be doing such las las she gave me drug.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
No embarrassing moment sha

The only one when i be experienced na my sister cause am.
I nor know the kind of fever way she sick that period
A very deadly fever o
Me just lodge for hotel dey huzzle normal
When my cousin call me say my mummy dey cry.
I asked wetin happen. She say them rush one of my female siblings go hospital and now doctor say her blood nor dey respond say make them carry her go irrua hospital after ekpoma

O boy. Na so i quickly run down find Moto way go carry us go irrua that night
This one when i dey talk so na around 9pm in the night
I reach irrua around 11pm
O boy blood dey come out from her nose
Which kind fever be this na

Them admit her...

Imagine from that night till the next day morning by 1pm all those nurses and doctors continue to dey collect blood samples for testing. And still them never come up with wetin dey do her. Different nurses and doctors come dey collect samples of blood from her body as if say them dey drill oil. No treatment nothing nothing. Just different student nurses and doctors collecting blood samples all the time

As a real niggarrr me don dey vex small small but i nor know how i go take display my anger. And you know girls can't talk. Am the one to talk because am the only male child. We are six. Five female sibling.

I just walk out of the hospital go one store when dey the community go drink five bottles of Heineken

After the four bottles i come high and that Dutch courage come enter my body
Immediately na im i return back to the hospital

O boy na later in the evening of that day after my eye don clear
Them my sisters come dey laugh me dey tell me say i turn the whole hospital upside down

Say i nearly fight with the doctor
Say i block the entrance. No going out and no coming in
Say the doctor must attend to my sister...

I come dey shame that day ehnnnn. All through out our stay in that hospital for one week plus
The nurses were always laughing and reminding me of that incident
It was embarrassing sha but funny enough my anger display worked because immediately them come carry her go the appropriate place within the hospital and commence treatment. It was then we realized it was lassa fever

Damnnnnn! I spend almost two hundred thousand naira

oyedav:
Everywhere Good...

My only embarrassing moment was with a nurse. A young dope lady when I been dey eye dah year. Las las na d girl open yansh gimme injection.. the manly part of me prevented me from crying out loud. I started moaning(smirks).


P.s i’d be a Doctor in 4years too.

grammarnazi2:
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DominusPrime:
Lmp is last menstrual period.
You must be kidding me if you are asking me how is when last you had sex the a better question when I've spent so much time typing just to explain to you that that is not the better question. The better question, is when was you LMP? Babe abeg I'm done. I'm really tired cos it's like you don't even understand what I've been saying.

Perfecttouch:
Remember I had what I believed was apendix cos the pain started from my scrotum and graduated into my right Tommy. It was an excruciating pain that as old as I am, I was crying and rolling on the floor. So the doctor and some small small nurses about 20-22 yrs of age came to check to confirm what was really wrong, the doctor told me to pull down my short and the small nurse was touching my scrotum and penis asking,
Is this place painful? Is this one painful is that one painful?
Well I was given almost seven injections and about 6 drip water before the pain could subside.
I was admitted but the funny thing is, immediately I was admintered those things, in not more than 10 minutes later, I was very ok as if nothing happened.
To face those small small nursed later was shameful as I was avoiding them before I was discharged

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
No embarrassing moment sha

The only one when i be experienced na my sister cause am.
I nor know the kind of fever way she sick that period
A very deadly fever o
Me just lodge for hotel dey huzzle normal
When my cousin call me say my mummy dey cry.
I asked wetin happen. She say them rush one of my female siblings go hospital and now doctor say her blood nor dey respond say make them carry her go irrua hospital after ekpoma

O boy. Na so i quickly run down find Moto way go carry us go irrua that night
This one when i dey talk so na around 9pm in the night
I reach irrua around 11pm
O boy blood dey come out from her nose
Which kind fever be this na

Them admit her...

Imagine from that night till the next day morning by 1pm all those nurses and doctors continue to dey collect blood samples for testing. And still them never come up with wetin dey do her. Different nurses and doctors come dey collect samples of blood from her body as if say them dey drill oil. No treatment nothing nothing. Just different student nurses and doctors collecting blood samples all the time

As a real niggarrr me don dey vex small small but i nor know how i go take display my anger. And you know girls can't talk. Am the one to talk because am the only male child. We are six. Five female sibling.

I just walk out of the hospital go one store when dey the community go drink five bottles of Heineken

After the four bottles i come high and that Dutch courage come enter my body
Immediately na im i return back to the hospital

O boy na later in the evening of that day after my eye don clear
Them my sisters come dey laugh me dey tell me say i turn the whole hospital upside down

Say i nearly fight with the doctor
Say i block the entrance. No going out and no coming in
Say the doctor must attend to my sister...

I come dey shame that day ehnnnn. All through out our stay in that hospital for one week plus
The nurses were always laughing and reminding me of that incident
It was embarrassing sha but funny enough my anger display worked because immediately them come carry her go the appropriate place within the hospital and commence treatment. It was then we realized it was lassa fever

Damnnnnn! I spend almost two hundred thousand naira

Hospital is very scary at night and quiet sha
And people are dying there. Anybody way dey house and healthy should thank God

dancok:
tell me ,u have a small thing that y u are shy isn't?

haymoney01:
Lmao. 4years is a long time to be saying you will be a doctor without putting by God's grace

akpunda86:
Was scary same with me called my girl then all sorts of names tut i was infected.never knew was from rough sex.I apologised but that was how our relationship crashed.
To be sure i did all sorts of test was negative.
Funny experience

Perfecttouch:
mtchew, small thing ko long kondo ni, imagine small girls playing with your kini

Biodun1929:
Wow! You must be very attractive or have an irresitable body for doctors to be able to throw caution to the wind like that.

DominusPrime:
And do these ethics prevent you from asking a patient about her LMP? Or the ethics specify that you must only ask if she's pregnant or not? Don't imagine things and spew them out simply cos they feel right in your head.

Nuel4:
he is right actually. Most STDs including HIV have similar symptoms as malaria and flu. The doctor needs to be it's not STD. that's the importance of the question.

Skye231:
Eyah... That was how I followed my GF to the hospital as well she complained of pains around her waist. The doctor asked her to sleep on the bed in his office and asked me to excuse them, my babe quickly responded he is my fiance, he now said it's because you will need to pull your pant. Naso I look the guy with wicked face ... Pant wey take me 8 months to see . I told my babe to stand up and leave. Some doctors are perverts .

Skye231:
Eyah... That was how I followed my GF to the hospital as well she complained of pains around her waist. The doctor asked her to sleep on the bed in his office and asked me to excuse them, my babe quickly responded he is my fiance, he now said it's because you will need to pull your pant. Naso I look the guy with wicked face ... Pant wey take me 8 months to see . I told my babe to stand up and leave. Some doctors are perverts .

TreasureTayo:
so do you still take marijuana?

JUICYPINEAPPLE:
Kindly mention the STDs which have similar symptom as malaria and how exactly?

haymoney01:
Lmao. 4years is a long time to be saying you will be a doctor without putting by God's grace

Reex12:
gay alert

Nuel4:
lol I just mentioned HIV. There are a lot of them I don't know their names but there was this time I thought I had infection I was reading about a lot of STD and discovered that most of them have early symptoms similar to malaria

GodPunishBiafra:
The hospital must be stupîd

Fûck professionalism.

Don't we have male DOCTORS specialists?



A female doctor can only do that to me if I'm unconscious.


Nonsense!

Zino990:
Please what did he tell you about smoking marijuana in the present of your pastor
Please tell me

MrEgghead:
He's a member of[b] JOHESU.[/b] ..They still claim they passed through medical school.

Burntcoal:
When I was pregnant with my first baby and d doctor said they'll do something membrane sweeping........ simply put the doctor will shook finger inside to massage the uterus bla bla bla to prepare the baby for delivery......Mehn b4 I agree to open laps en. I was really embarrassed DH can't go dat far sef.....

2rout dat day I no gbadun mysef. den a day to delivery my vaj went tru hell.....
dey chook index finger to feel wat I can't remember again....... anoda one come to apply a sort of liquid....... den anoda one came to insert d urine bag. I went into d operating room and d day after naso so doctor wear glove chiok hand to remove excess blood. I was in big pains..... I was practically begging him to stop dat I'm in pains

Why do dey like poking fingers I don't get