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arthorjnr:
Exactly what happened to me tho I didn't bother Google. You see that scratching and not feeling it stuff, scared the crap outta me.

AZ bad gaan. I even tried slapping myself but I still didn't feel the pain I expected.

Arrogantbro:
. I was forming weed man but codedly enter Google and searched "I can't feel my body, remedies"? Google brought all sort of neurological problems relating to what I searched. I was thinking the the part of my brain responsible for sensation is tampered.

mad o!

div111:
I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

Hold that thought till I'm done with psychiatry class.

But if you're feeling adventurous, don't rush it, don't try to please, its a drug, don't overdose.

Arrogantbro:
AZ bad gaan. I even tried slapping myself but I still didn't feel the pain I expected.

Guy, it was not funny lol. All my friends that had AZ for the first time had the same experience.

KingWarri:
Auchi abeeeee.......... Guy be like say Na bananas you enter for Iyakpe...
Iyakpe was the same place I had my first weed experience...

In fact ehnnn...

Nooil:
mad o!

Honestly, I was scared and all sort of fallacies about weed making people mad stared running through my cerebrum

div111:
I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

Bro no try am oh.... my own Na chop ah am ah no even smoke self ooh but the effect was destructive. I remember how I could see and hear things that are not there ( hillucinating)

arthorjnr:


Guy, it was not funny lol. All my friends that had AZ for the first time had the same experience.

I won't advice any beginner to try AZ

Arrogantbro:
While all these were happening, I didn't unveil what was happening to me. I was forming weed man but codedly enter Google and searched "I can't feel my body, remedies"? Google brought all sort of neurological problems relating to what I searched. I was thinking the the part of my brain responsible for sensation is tampered. I wanted to cry but I kept my cool and vowed never to take weed again. I experienced this for almost three days. Na one day my guy clear me say, what he gave me was AZ and not weed, I almost slap the id1ot

Menh... My own experience was
1.that my dick was hard as f*ck.
2. Unable to control my facial expressions.
3. Dry throat.
4. Always hungry
5. Hillucinating
6. Trapped in one dream when I sleep.
7. Mood swing

Hum, though AV never for once smoke buh I gat friend who smoke Sha...

Buh anytime they release the smoke Omo I begin to fall cos the style.. by turning their mouth up d air or sounding uuussshhhhhhhhh... I don't know how it feel shaaa

first day dt i tried it,omo i was jst smiling anyhw,i felt like i'm going crazy.inside me i was like ds is how it feels to be mad abi,bt i prefer weed over any bitch any day anytime...pass me spag make i light abeg

KingWarri:
Bro no try am oh.... my own Na chop ah am ah no even smoke self ooh but the effect was destructive. I remember how I could see and hear things that are not there ( hillucinating)

Jesu!!

Combination of Arizona & Codeine will make you do extremely slow and takes you back to your Teenage Years. Your brain will start remembering all the event that has happened for a long time. Everything will be Echoing coupled with hearing of faded words, Your brain will be operating behind time and sweating profusely coupled with reddish eyeballs. When someone tells you or ask you something, You won't respond Immediately, It'll take you about five minutes or more for your brain to do the processing when the person has already moved on lol. Noticing that, They already sense something Is actually wrong with you. I went Inside my room and locked up myself, I was very worried and almost cried, but I just calmed myself and prayed to God not to cross to the other side. I took some water and later went to have my bath and forced myself to sleep. The experience na die. Na LOUD & Colorado worst past. Some people were not so lucky to have come back to their senses after their experience. That's how some people run mad. Make I hear say I near anything drug In my dear life again......I hate anything tampering with the Inner part of my brain's mechanism except for Alcohol which I have 100% control on, No matter how much alcohol I take, I know when to stop and highest It'll just give me hangover which Is not so worrisome......

dt day no funi oo

why are y'all hyping az like this. the first time i tried it, i didn't experience anything too crazy. i was just laughing unnecessarily and everything about me was slow. or maybe i didn't smoke enough quantity (that wasn't the first time i smoked weed though)

it was SKUNK (sk) that almost got me insane
i was hung over for more than a week. voices in my head kept on telling me i was going crazy, to walk seff na wahala

nobody tell me to go buy two cups of garri drink without sugar

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Millennialaku:
why are y'all hyping az like this. the first time i tried it, i didn't experience anything too crazy. i was just laughing unnecessarily and everything about me was slow. or maybe i didn't smoke enough quantity (that wasn't the first time i smoked weed though)

it was SKUNK (sk) that almost got me insane
i was hung over for more than a week. voices in my head kept on telling me i was going crazy, to walk seff na wahala

nobody tell me to go buy two cups of garri drink without sugar

so garri can cure hangover?

youthsinitiativ:
E make me dey see people begin pick race.

I dey suspect everybody wey dey around me

Heavy paranoia.

If I give my own tori ehn una go laff tire.

Modified:

Na so one of my friend (Ernest) say make I escort am go one place those days for Auchi wey dem dey call Iyeki to go see some guys.

When we reach there na, na.so I see some kind big big bros dem with solid muscles and biabia. Everybody just dey comot smoke from ear, nose, and mouth.

Even though say at that time I don dey smoke cigar already, I don already know by then say Igbo na my nemesis so I dey give am chance and respect well well.

By this time I be 19 years old and I don begin smoke cigar already from when I be 12/13 years of age, and to crown everything up, I be pastor man pikin.

I start to dey experiment with smoking dried paw paw and awolowo leaves.

So, back to the tori with the bros dem na. Na so different cigar dey fly. As at then, based on say money no dey, na one cigar wey dem dey call L&B (living in bondage) be my brand, because e dey very cheap. That timeni dey even pick some cigar runs for ground smoke. Old school cigar dem like Bicycle, Gold-leaf, Mars etc.

As we dey the Iyeki joint, na so dem dey pass St. Moritz and other senior boys cigar round, na so I dey follow dem exchange smoke.

Play play play play, na so matter enter Kumasi level oh.

We all don already exchange saliva for cigar na dey form gist wey I no understand, how I wan come take talk say I no sabi amoke igbo.

Na so dem begin pass oga patapata round oh I come go use shame take chop winch.

As I see those broda dem dey drag the tin come do mouth like he-goat wey smell she goat urine, come bend mouth one kain, inhale inhale before dem go come exhale, na so I say make I show dem say me sef I sabi skill.

The first drag wey I take like this ehn, wetin I hear na gbosaaa for inside my head.

Na so I begin talk to myself for inside my head "who slap me, wetin I do"? Before I know wetin dey happen, the igbo don go round reach where I dey again, and dem don dey try get my attention for almost a minute before I realize. Which kind wahala come be dis na?

I don already naked enter market na, shame no let me take tell dem say I no do again after all my guy Ernest don drag him own. Na so I still collect am, whine mouth like Nkpi, inhale inhale etuaaaaahhhh.

As I do am so, I no fit raise hand take pass the igbo give the next man. E come be like say no be get my hand again oh.

Before you know wetin dey happen, na small small voices I come dey hear oh from heavy men wey be say their voices been deep well well when I first reach there and we all dey argue dey gist.

I dey hear dem dey say (Ernesto, e be like say your guy don bam up oya come dey carry am dey go house oh". When I hear those faint words, na him I say e be like say I don dey wan shiiit for Church oh. How a whole me wan take guyckk up like this na? Na him I say make I form hard man arrange myself tell dem say nothing dey happen oh.

As I say make I force myself invoke the spirit of " I dey okay" from inside my body come outside just to impress dem, my dear people, na so I take fall nack my full face for ground oh, everywhere scatter with laff.

Na him Ernest come help me up oh say make we begin go house.

Na when I come manage stand up, hold Ernest, him sef hold me, to take the first step, e come be like say my condition even better pass Ernest own.

For anybody wey sabi Auchi well well, we dey Iyeki, and where we dey call house wey we wan go so na Ernest house for Public field, while my own house dey after Ernest own for White House back of School. The plan na to even manage reach Ernest house first make I see anything wey resemble mattress to lay down.

Na so me and Ernest summon every courage wey remain for we body begin manage ourself dey go house oh.

As we dey waka, e come be like say gallop and pothole full everywhere. At a point e come be like say we dey float for air and our legs no dey touch ground again.

Na so we come manage waka reach where we suppose cross road oh, the two of us come stop. We stand ooh, before God and man, no single moto for road oh but for our eye, na voooom vaaam voooom we dey see and hear, e be like say motor full everywhere and if we enter motor go jam and kill us. We come dey over cardio sef.

We don stand tire na him the two of us look each other, shake head, come hold our sef kakaraka with full speed manage cross road. Na only God know the kind laff wey people go don laff us tire, because na small small my eyes come dey see. My eyes don be like Chinese people own I suppose.

Na so we staggger, waka come reach Ernest house. To open door that one come still take us another time again.

When we come finally enter room, na so Ernest drag like one of those silver bowls wey dem take dey wash hand for restaurant, pack enough garri full am. If you see the way we rush am ehn? Na where I remember reach be dat before I officially pass out with Ernest.

We sleep for almost two straight days I swear to God.

Na from there, and later when I come enter The Netherlands-one country wey be say dem dey sell igbo for special coffee shops anyhow (legalized) I come go try skunk, na there I come realize say, the thing dey siddon for my bloodstream for complete one week before I get myself back.

Na from there I come know say, true true, the thing no good for my body before I go come begin pick pick paper for ground for the streets of Europe na so I take advice myself by myself come face my Marlboro with due respect oh.

But thank God now say I don drop all those smelling habit...

Praise the Lord....

Tori long, make I hang am here joor

Oga ur story strong ooo... I don almost off cuz of laff

ElonMosque:
so garri can cure hangover?

yes......weed hangover

Westernlove:
Some people were not so lucky to have come back to their senses after their experience. That's how some people run mad. Make I hear say I near anything drug In my dear life again......I hate anything tampering with the Inner part of my brain's mechanism except for Alcohol which I have 100% control on, No matter how much alcohol I take, I know when to stop and highest It'll just give me hangover which Is not so worrisome

So true

Arrogantbro:
AZ bad gaan. I even tried slapping myself but I still didn't feel the pain I expected.

Lol

na so I tell the girl I want marry her.. say she go born 5boys for me.. my friends don't notice say I don dey Jones... I come tell the girl make she buy me biscuit and milo.. say I go use her breast do milk... omo na so my evil friends start dey laugh... the highesness come increase na so I start dey cry tell dem say dem betray me make dem buy cow till I go forgive them... the girl self start dey laugh... I begin call her mummy....aunty... sister....come dey beg her to forgive me for ..

you people want to finish me with laughter today ehn kwa?

div111:
I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

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div111:
I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

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div111:
I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

Weed can never make you go mad.

[quote author=div111 post=90632070] I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

arthorjnr:


Guy, it was not funny lol. All my friends that had AZ for the first time had the same experience.

Mine was out of curiosity.

Left me in slow mo! And laughing unnecessarily! Luckily it was in my hostel,so just went to my room.said I was gonna change to nighties but ended up sleeping In my wardrobe.

mhizv:
Mine was out of curiosity.

Left me in slow mo! And laughing unnecessarily! Luckily it was in my hostel,so just went to my room.said I was gonna change to nighties but ended up sleeping In my wardrobe.

Lol

We all started out of curiosity and enjoyed it.

Arrogantbro:
I won't advice any beginner to try AZ

At all!!!

I suspect most of these psychiatric cases to be AZ first timer effect.

Starz825:
It didn't happen to me actually.....
My roommate back in the uni came to the hostel one day and told me that a family friend will be bringing her son to stay with us for a while...so he will be able to process his admission into our sch with ease...
This guy was friendly, u know guys na ...we clicked so quickly...but this guy get wahala...as in a bit troublesome...may be because he had first attended polythenic ..na why... he's just a bit rugged sha
So It happened that there was this bad guy in our hostel then that knew this our new roommate...they both attended the same polytechnic before they met at the hostel again....
This our hostel guy smokes weed, drinks alcohol, and bleeps a lot ...na bad guy Sha...
He invited this our new roommate to come join him to drinking one thing called gegemu(wasn't even weed)....jesus christ u need to see aw this our new roommate took this gegemu as if he had been taking it before...
Na for evening/Night we hear am...jeez...
I went out came back saw him at the entrance behind the door...he knelt down with his face on the floor... sweating seriously...I was like nigga what's up with you...he started smiling mysteriously....ahah...wetin happen...he didn't say anything... infact he was just saying shit and smiling at the same time...
We had an empty room in the hostel...we took him there, before he decided to follow us there nko....see pushing...like when u trying to push a stubborn cow to move....
The funniest moment was the next morning....na then I know say that thing called gegemu na die...just like 9ice said in his song...(gegemu dey here, ma fiku sere)....
He was sitting on the mattress..the next thing he started hitting his hand on the wall...nigga what u doing...he said he is killing mosquito (while also smiling mysteriously)...he takes any scratch he sees on the wall as mosquito...
Later on ..he went outside the compound without my knowledge... because I was with him at least to take care of him... infact he was about running away ..as in..nigga where are you going to?...he stood there smiling mysteriously..(na that him smile dey make me laaff pass).. at that point I knew something was wrong mehnn...u need to see aw scared I was...I wanted to call school securities oo before Dem go go expel me for wetin I no know because kwasu na any small thing Dem dey take pursue person... infact no be small thing him body come down later sha

Guy gegemu is not for kids o....gegemu wey make my guy go school field by 9pm for night, d Guy talk say him no go commot field until them commot him set by 9pm for night ...I don laugh tire that night

Nooil:
Of course, I'll go first.

I don't smoke weed. So, how did I get my experience? Read and find out.

This happened about three years back

On a beautiful Saturday, I was at my house when my friend called me. He asked if I'll eat cake. I shouted yes! "But it contains weed o, " he said. I was trying to form a hard girl, so I replied, "And so? Please start coming out with the cake."

That's how I collected the cake and went back home to eat it. Nothing happened, I didn't feel anything.

Some hours later, a guy that was asking me out wanted us to hang out. I told him to meet me at Coldstone. It was already 7 pm by then.

I got there and ordered one of my favorite flavors- coffee and baileys. Added the topping. One mind was telling me, coffee this night...hmmm. I just ignored it.

That's how I started licking the ice cream and gisting with this upcoming singer. After an hour, my head started turning.

I felt dizzy. I knew I was still at Coldstone, but at the same time was wondering what I was doing there. The guy was just yapping about his music career, I was smiling pretending to listen. Something else was going on inside me. When I couldn't take it anymore, I told him it was time for us to leave. I think it was around 9 pm or so.

When I stood up, it was as if I was floating on the air. Heeeei! What is this? I had to force my leg to feel the ground with every step. Everything was just turnioniown. I called my sister to come and open the door when I got home. It was late, I didn't want to knock.

When I heard the bolt move, I just flung the door open like a drunk man that just returned home. I staggered inside, using the kitchen table as support.

I saw my sister and one big smile just spread across my face, evil smile o. I never planned to smile. "What is wrong with you, why are you making that face, " she asked. I was trying to explain, but instead, I was just making different faces, gritting my teeth, like I was trying to scare her.

I finally forced myself to say something, "I don't know if it's the cake or ice cream I took, but something is wrong with me." Then I immediately went back to making the faces again.

You know all those faces mad people make... Yes, exactly. I'll get sober for some minute, then the next minute I'm laughing and making faces.

It was like my conscious self was trapped in my head, struggling to free itself. I was scared. I thought I'll be trapped in my head forever while something else takes control of my body.

When I was sober, I told my sister to bring water for me. By the time she returned, I was back to laughing, making faces, and gritting my teeth.

My sister was the real MVP. The way she handled the whole thing calmly, I doubt I would have done the same.

With the last strength of consciousness I had, I called my friend that gave me the cake. "Something is wrong with me, " I cried. I don't know if it's the cake.

I could sense the fear in his voice. I thought he would have laughed and teased me, but no, he was scared.

He asked me to go and take a cold shower, which I did. After taking the shower, I was a bit calm. The voices in my head were not as loud as before. I finally slept off. When I woke up, I was fine.

Any time I see a mad person, I say to myself, he/she is still trapped.

That's my first and last story.

Nairalanders come and share yours!!!

it was as if they were playing el-classico for my head, i nearly run mad, i have vowed never to touch that thing again

roybanjo100:
it was as if they were playing el-classico for my head, i nearly run mad, i have vowed never to touch that thing again

Tell us full story na

arthorjnr:
Lol

We all started out of curiosity and enjoyed it.

Nah..I no do again.

Nooil:
Tell us full story na

i was on the 5th stick, we were 3, one was rolling it for me and the other guy, but he was not smoking, i was enjoying the moment until suddenly, it was as if a ghost hit my head with a stick, i shouted yeeeeeh....The other 2 guys rushed me holding me, as if they having expecting me to run mad, i lost my memory, i couldnt remember where i was, who i'm with, my name, the voices in my head was like 2000 people singing different sings, i was scratching my head so bad, running away from people trying to hold me, one quickly go n buy garri, i chop ham raw but it became worse, a voice in my head was just telling me to run, i have already removed my shoe..another voice was telling me but i will die today, it was a bitter experience, i hate to remember it, i hate weed with passion