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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by NACE13: 8:46pm On Sep 26, 2019
Kojiek:
My JW babe will open for me anyhow I want it. She knows the job. But she will always decline each time I raise the issue of she and I settling down. Reason being that I am not a JW. Imaging that!

Brotherly! My guy babe that time sef na JW. She'll come on Friday, stay till Saturday, and leave very early on Sunday to go to church and after church go for their JW door-to-door preaching. The babe no even like CD at all. One time she straff my guy till he became sore and limp. Chai! That babe na tigress

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by BabaIbo: 8:58pm On Sep 26, 2019
drmikeadams:
grin. My sugar mummy those days tell me say "they raped her virginity outta her"later she come tell me say she don giv her life to christ grin e Remain small make i knack em daughter join grin.


LOL, they won't cease to amaze, same lie different women/ladies
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by OPTIMUSPRIME08: 9:39pm On Sep 26, 2019
Chu2k2:

Guy, no dey try this kind thing again oh... Which kind nonsense story be this nah
U must rape me! No, I won't rape you!!!!!
as in?
The story is 100% real take it or leave it.
Will be stupid of my to mentions names if not. Any way have a nice day
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Breezysdesign: 10:30pm On Sep 26, 2019
I once dated, those Casor member while we were in school. I asked her out she was forming chirch, so I had to leave her talked to other girls she got jealous and I had re-pressure again and she yield, we started dating after we might have finish having she will tell me, let's pray before, I would b like no you want to increase my punishment, you want make my conscience blame me 4 ever

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Nobody: 11:12pm On Sep 26, 2019
Here to read lies shocked
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by LordBaelish: 6:51am On Sep 27, 2019
NiRfreak:
I love to fvck religious girls and ladies, seeing them moan and scream under the lash of my preeq and remembering how they used to act holiness before I got them on my bed turns me on like madness.

It also teaches me the treachery and lies of a woman professing morality. Never trust the morality of a woman, so I love to fvck the morality out of their brain and make them do dirty things.
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I'm writing this cos while growing up, the morality and innocence of a woman had been a subject of regard and concern for me, until I grew up to realise it's all a façade for the nice boys who are foolish to know what's up. No wonder most Pastors are skilled at anointing and harvesting the juice of their honeypot. Ask Alfa, same thing.

Right now at this point in my life...I see all women as the same. Be you a Pastor's wife, a prostitute, olosho, a girl friend or any thing, they are one.

Having being able to fvck a number of religious women and seeing that at the peak of fcking and taking them into intense sexual ecstasy, they all moan uncontrollably and behave the same way regardless of church or morality. I realised I have been scammed all along while growing up. Many married women aren't exempted.
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Men..wake up..that woman u see like a moral ideal is a slut to a man who knows how to make them wet by pounding morality out of their brain. Shallom.

True Redpill comment right here...

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by CsRockefeller(m): 10:34am On Sep 27, 2019
Hypocrite is a Nigerian.

Many of these ladies and some guys will praise the lord in the day and dine with the devil at night.

I so much dislike Hypocrisy, I see it everyday, especially in ladies and it's annoying.

A recent experience is a girl I have known for 3 year's now, I refused to date her because she is Yoruba. She's beautiful and we'll shaped. She is a church goer at Winners and a member of the choir, she talks about Daddy Oyedepo a lot.

Just last month, she explicitly told me to come over and have sex with her since she wasn't a virgin on the condition that I must fate her. My Brethren, I was so shocked, couldn't believe it.

She later got a bf recently and even invites the guy for a sleepover. This is the same girl that told me she can't allow a guy stay over at her place.

The strangest thing happened yesterday, I sent an erotic pic to her, and this girl went all ballistic at me telling me not to try it again that she can't believe I could do such, lol, I just laughed. This is the same person that just had sex a day b4, fucking hypocrites!!

This is just one experience out of many.

Hypocrite is a Nigerian.

That's why I don't take church people too serious these days, it's better I am cold than to be lukewarm.

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by PrincewithGod(m): 10:44am On Sep 27, 2019
gnykelly:


The wrath of God is already in Nigeria in form of hunger... Abi you Don eat lunch.
NiRfreak:


Will you keep shut...ode oshi..sex starved idiot...your mate are fvcking u are talking shit as if your God dint create us to fvck..ode
Satan has caged your minds in spiritual blindness and depravity, all you people think about are the things of this world forgetting that one day you will die and will be faced with ETERNITY, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND IT, HEAVEN OR HELL?
You feeling on top of the world, cursing out people who tell you truth about your life and you think you riding high, think about the day of God's judgement, you will stand before Him (your maker) to answer for how you lived your life on earth. The tragedy here is that, whether you believe or not, whether you insult or not THIS THE REAL THING AND IT IS GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE ONE DAY.

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by NiRfreak(m): 11:40am On Sep 27, 2019
PrincewithGod:

Satan has caged your minds in spiritual blindness and depravity, all you people think about are the things of this world forgetting that one day you will die and will be faced with ETERNITY, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND IT, HEAVEN OR HELL?
You feeling on top of the world, cursing out people who tell you truth about your life and you think you riding high, think about the day of God's judgement, you will stand before Him (your maker) to answer for how you lived your life on earth. The tragedy here is that, whether you believe or not, whether you insult or not THIS THE REAL THING AND IT IS GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE ONE DAY.

Just get lost..you hegoat. You may as well kill yourself so u could speed up your entering to heaven you so crave for..religious retard oshi
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by PrincewithGod(m): 12:29pm On Sep 27, 2019
NiRfreak:


Just get lost..you hegoat. You may as well kill yourself so u could speed up your entering to heaven you so crave for..religious retard oshi
Even though you are forming hard bad guy i can feel the fear and uncertainty behind your bravado. Come to Jesus, He will save you and give you eternal life. you will be bold to face life with the assurance that your eternity is secured.

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Flamingo19: 2:34pm On Sep 27, 2019
Emmaari:
I won't say anything because in my own case am still in the relationship, if I open my mouth brethren.. some piple go attack me say am acting childish,so let me just respect my old age and keep my mouth close
Talk!

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Chithauri(m): 10:54pm On Sep 27, 2019
Lovalovaphunmz:
I dated one like dat o, this guy would tell me no sex before marriage but will gladly allow me use my hands on him till he cums...Pple sha��
puta
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Odogwudike2: 1:39am On Sep 28, 2019
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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by NiRfreak(m): 11:13am On Sep 28, 2019
PrincewithGod:

Even though you are forming hard bad guy i can feel the fear and uncertainty behind your bravado. Come to Jesus, He will save you and give you eternal life. you will be bold to face life with the assurance that your eternity is secured.
ode leleyi sha
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by PrincewithGod(m): 7:11pm On Sep 28, 2019
NiRfreak:

ode leleyi sha
Jesus loves you and He is ready to forgive your sins and accept you into His Kingdom.
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by SavageResponse(m): 6:04pm On Sep 30, 2019
JONNYSPUTE:
Hmmm. I once dated a lady who always insisted that we have to pray before strafing.The first time she did it,I no mind but later on,I couldn't take it anymore.

Stopping to pray will affect the mood
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Oladoyinipede: 8:11am On Oct 04, 2019
hmm!africans and religious pretense!shocked the same way i discovered many so called devout xtians and muslims are seriously into voodoo and only use religion to cover up!but nonetheless GOD is real,more real than human understanding can phantom.'not saying this because i read the bible or because i go to church but from real experiences that took devotion and implicit trust to experience!lawlessness in the days of Noah was worse than all these,yet judgment came swiftly.beware!!

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by swaggylomo: 11:03pm On Oct 04, 2019
NiRfreak:


Will you keep shut...ode oshi..sex starved idiot...your mate are fvcking u are talking shit as if your God dint create us to fvck..ode
Na truth him dey tell you ooo
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by okikiosibodu(m): 1:01am On Oct 07, 2019
iko123:
I once dated a lady. One day, I made a move to kiss her but she said no. When I asked her why, she said someone is watching us. I looked around to see the person. The next she said was that God is watching us. I became weak and left in anger. This is after eating my nkwobi and chicken and chips. Some people will not make heaven
I laughed hard. Haq Haq Haq
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by bossvinqualad25(m): 9:56pm On May 11, 2020
I could remember i dated bck in school,she was this spirikoko i fell for dat before i made my first thinking she wont allow me ,my broda dat area na well ooo,there after she spent a month with me not going to her hostel.Its all about telling them what they want to hear,no lady is a hard nut to crack

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by MrCuteking(m): 8:32pm On May 12, 2020
grin
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by rollybest(m): 11:19pm On May 12, 2020
simplesearch:
In this last day people have been possessed with the spirit of religion and deceit, that's the simple reason why someone will want to pray or speak in tongue before committing fornication and do same after the act. The God and Jesus they are praying to at that point in time is not the Alpha and Omega but a demonic spirit. This is often the case with many young people who became dreaded cultists on campus, the story is that some of them while sleeping may just feel some sensation and thinking this is God visiting them will go on praying, unaware they have been visited by a demonic spirit and the rest is history.
The test of the scripture is this, since it is impossible for God to contradict himself it is sufficient therefore to say that any kind of life you are living that negate the scriptures automatically disqualifies from being a child of God or his servant as the case may be. The new generation churches that believes in eternity security while the piano-organist is sleeping with the choir director and the pastor himself is all shades of immorality personified, while trying to console themselves with the belief that Christianity is only on the inside are deceiving themselves not God, because the sin of fornication and adultery carries a terrible punishment in God's word which is the darkest part of hell.


1 peter 2:9-10,13,14,17,18,19,22

9. If all this is so, then the Lord knows how to rescue the godly from trials and to hold the unrighteous for punishment on the day of judgment.

10. He is especially hard on those who follow their own twisted sexual desire, and who despise authority. These people are proud and arrogant, daring even to scoff at supernatural beings without so much as trembling.

13. They have done evil, and they will be rewarded with evil. They think it is fun to have wild parties during the day. They are immoral, and the meals they eat with you are spoiled by the shameful and selfish way they carry on.

14. With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the unstable; they are experts in greed--an accursed brood!

17. These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a tempest; to whom the mist of darkness[color=#990000][/color] is reserved for ever.

18. They brag about themselves with empty, foolish boasting. With an appeal to twisted sexual desires, they lure back into sin those who have barely escaped from a lifestyle of deception.

19. They promise freedom, but they themselves are slaves of sin and corruption. For you are a slave to whatever controls you.

22. They prove the truth of this proverb: “A dog returns to its vomit.” And another says, “A washed pig returns to the mud.”

WORD!!
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by Sensini123(m): 11:51pm On May 12, 2020
Lovalovaphunmz:
I dated one like dat o, this guy would tell me no sex before marriage but will gladly allow me use my hands on him till he cums...Pple sha��
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by alexsoftwork(m): 4:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
NiRfreak:
I love to fvck religious girls and ladies, seeing them moan and scream under the lash of my preeq and remembering how they used to act holiness before I got them on my bed turns me on like madness.

It also teaches me the treachery and lies of a woman professing morality. Never trust the morality of a woman, so I love to fvck the morality out of their brain and make them do dirty things.
.
I'm writing this cos while growing up, the morality and innocence of a woman had been a subject of regard and concern for me, until I grew up to realise it's all a façade for the nice boys who are foolish to know what's up. No wonder most Pastors are skilled at anointing and harvesting the juice of their honeypot. Ask Alfa, same thing.

Right now at this point in my life...I see all women as the same. Be you a Pastor's wife, a prostitute, olosho, a girl friend or any thing, they are one.

Having being able to fvck a number of religious women and seeing that at the peak of fcking and taking them into intense sexual ecstasy, they all moan uncontrollably and behave the same way regardless of church or morality. I realised I have been scammed all along while growing up. Many married women aren't exempted.
.
Men..wake up..that woman u see like a moral ideal is a slut to a man who knows how to make them wet by pounding morality out of their brain. Shallom.


Thanks boss. Nice one. If u see the way I dey cherish this girls because of there born again kind of character? Baba na dem worst pass. The bad side be say, if u allow them friend-zone u, ur own don finish.. And dey sabi friend-zone. If u later know who dem dey date, u go find out say the person no near anything called born again.

Bunch of hypocritical slut
Shalom!

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by alexsoftwork(m): 4:42pm On Jun 14, 2020
StarOnEarth:
Well I was not the one in the relationship but she seem like a freak to me.

I visited a friends place after a long while and we were gisting about a lot of things, so I asked about his girlfriend (all this Muslim girls that cover head to toe, you can barely see a skin), the dude said he is tired oo, that she has been at his place for 3month now and they have been having sex almost everyday, and she also carried out an abortion in the process, he doesn't know how to tell her to leave, I was shocked cos the girl was those kind of girl I thought had never seen dick before.

Not too long she came in, we were excited to see each other and I offered her a handshake, that's how this girl decline the handshake and she said her religion doesn't allow it. I just sat down jejely and smiled to my nigga. grin

Bros u Bleep up, if na me I go clear her immediately.... But your religion allow dicks abi?
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by StarOnEarth(m): 5:49pm On Jun 14, 2020
alexsoftwork:


Bros u Bleep up, if na me I go clear her immediately.... But your religion allow dicks abi?
That would have insulted her grin grin grin
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by icewinz(m): 5:48pm On Jun 16, 2020
Most of the comments here are guys reminscing on how they had sex with a religious lady and most are proud of it, some spitting out how the see those ladies praying or Sharing scriptures on there status etc...and are tagging the ladies the had sex with hypocrtical.

Some are actually hypocritical but sir's some are not, some have a burning desire to please God which the display with thier disposition before or after sex...succumbing to your incessant sexual advances only lured them to fall back to a weakness they have been struggling with and are crying to God to help them out, the other side of the story most guys that have shared there escapade here dont know is that some of those churchy ladies you had sex with after the rump felt guilty and ashamed of themselves that they had once again failed God.

Most times even if you continue having sex with them it is no justification they love what they are doing, its simply becuase you become emotionally vulnerable to anyone you have had sex with thereby making it almost impossible to resist your patners advance.

Guy's who are proud that they have had sex with church ladies make me suprise, the worst is when someone said he doesn't come near religious people and apparently he just meant there lifestyle is judging his.

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Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by angelfallz(m): 2:56pm On Jun 26, 2020
PrimadonnaO:
Uncle could not say breast, sex, d*ck... everything was worldly in his eyes - actresses, jean trousers, lipstick.

Chineke! He'd make a good girl feel like a hoe. Lol
That's how we left him alone o. cheesy

Who's we?
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by angelfallz(m): 2:58pm On Jun 26, 2020
JONNYSPUTE:
Hmmm. I once dated a lady who always insisted that we have to pray before strafing.The first time she did it,I no mind but later on,I couldn't take it anymore.

Lol. you both have to pray so as to consecrate the penis and the vagina.
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by angelfallz(m): 2:59pm On Jun 26, 2020
JONNYSPUTE:
.. Wetin I wan pray? Abi nah to bless the dick or kpekus?. grin

yes na!!!
Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by tribalistdcriti: 12:01am On Apr 01, 2021
Religbol

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