Martinez39 table shaker

Back then when I was still wilding, this Believer's World babe came to evangelise at a popular joint in PH. She somehow singled me out to be saved by her missionary works, me wey don dey celestial level of highness with henny and campari, we sha fixed a date the following Monday so she could continue her purported good work. Met her in same joint and we were openly making out in a corner of the joint. I just decided not to take things further cos I couldn't for the life of me understand how we can begin with salvation message and almost end up in bed, na so I japa!

JONNYSPUTE:
Hmmm. I once dated a lady who always insisted that we have to pray before strafing. The first time she did it,I no mind but later on,I couldn't take it anymore.

I know a guy who attends Christ Embassy and always pray after sex
First time I saw it, I was like maybe he is praying for forgiveness but I was shocked to discover he does it every time after fucking random girls

StarOnEarth:
Well I was not the one in relationship but she seem like a freak to me.

I visited a friends place after a long while and we were gisting about a lot of things, so I asked about his girlfriend (all this Muslim girls that cover head to toe, you can barely see a skin), the dude said he is tired oo, that she has been at his place for 3month now and they have been having sex almost everyday, and she also carried out an abortion in the process, he doesn't know how to tell her to leave, I was shocked cos the girl was does kind of girl I thought had never seen dick before.

Not too long she came in, we were excited to see each other and I offered her a handshake, that's how this girl decline the handshake and she said her religion doesn't allow it. I just sat down jejely and smiled to my nigga.

Some women dey live dual lives. It depends on how you relate with them.

If you play churchy, they will do likewise.
If you play worldly they will do likwise.

I still think women have separate meeting somewhere we guys are yet to discover because I see no reason why all of them act the same way.

KINGJAJA888:
Mine doesn't spray perfume. Believes perfume is A Sin. So disgusting. .

Mine doesn't take drug..even PCM

Easykel21:

I WONDER WHAT THEY WANT TO TELL GOD

They were trying to beg God to reduce the thunder that will fire them.

AstroG:
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You see those Christ Embassy,Winners,Dunamis and Dominion city girls. Fear them,cus they can do nd undo just to convert one person



Lemme not share my sexperince sha

I can relate

I once dated a lady. One day, I made a move to kiss her but she said no. When I asked her why, she said someone is watching us. I looked around to see the person. The next she said was that God is watching us. I became weak and left in anger. This is after eating my nkwobi and chicken and chips. Some people will not make heaven

Martinez39:
Promiscuity and too much sex is rampant among many of them. Many of those girls can flash their breasts at you or give you a Mouth Action just to have you attend their church or cell meeting.

Liar liar liar!

obembet:
Someone will talk about me here.. Let me wait

after you don open punny finish

StarOnEarth:
Well I was not the one in the relationship but she seem like a freak to me.

I visited a friends place after a long while and we were gisting about a lot of things, so I asked about his girlfriend (all this Muslim girls that cover head to toe, you can barely see a skin), the dude said he is tired oo, that she has been at his place for 3month now and they have been having sex almost everyday, and she also carried out an abortion in the process, he doesn't know how to tell her to leave, I was shocked cos the girl was does kind of girl I thought had never seen dick before.

Not too long she came in, we were excited to see each other and I offered her a handshake, that's how this girl decline the handshake and she said her religion doesn't allow it. I just sat down jejely and smiled to my nigga.

iko123:
I once dated a lady. One day, I made a move to kiss her but she said no. When I asked her why, she said someone is watching us. I looked around to see the person. The next she said was that God is watching us. I became weak and left in anger. This is after eating my nkwobi and chicken and chips. Some people will not make heaven

Ahahahahah, this one funny abeg

I'm here to read comments o.
Keep them coming

Theriously

very funny. she's a very committed chorister in her church.
she said she can only kiss and touch but no s*x.
First day of kissing was OK.
2nd day of kissing was Awesome.
my brother, the 3rd day of kissing, hmmmm, it was so intense that she started dry humping me oo.

I could feel she needed it badly and wanted me to advance to "the next level", lol, but I didn't.

BabaIbo:
Make I read comments...
One common thing about some or most of them is that they always claim to lose their virginity through rape or someone took advantage of their feelings, they hardly accept they had the sex willingly.

P.S- Some are lowkey hotter than those slay queens

Na this same story my current gf yab mi... As a smart guy i even sympathize with her... Female and lies

Here to read juicy comments

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AstroG:
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You see those Christ Embassy,Winners,Dunamis and Dominion city girls. Fear them,cus they can do nd undo just to convert one person



Lemme not share my sexperince sha

Sholaani:


Na this same story my current gf yab mi... As a smart guy i even sympathize with her... Female and lies

LoL, I dey tell you...
Wetin man go do? Na to play along na

Here to read comments.. Though i have done mine...

MrCuteking:



Some women dey live dual lives. It depends on how you relate with them.

If you play churchy, they will do likewise.
If you play worldly they will do likwise.

I still think women have separate meeting somewhere we guys are yet to discover because I see no reason why all of them act the same way.

You spoke my mind

kazyhm:



Lol.......back then, I dey go chop their food wella but shingbai I no dey drop.......but its so sad how many lives that was redirected and at the end both the converted and convertee gained nothing........



Its really a pity.......

This comment is so deep and overwhelming.

iko123:
I once dated a lady. One day, I made a move to kiss her but she said no. When I asked her why, she said someone is watching us. I looked around to see the person. The next she said was that God is watching us. I became weak and left in anger. This is after eating my nkwobi and chicken and chips. Some people will not make heaven

Lol @God is watching... Nothing Shola no go see for nairaland

NiRfreak:
I love to fvck religious ladies, seeing them moan and scream under the lash of my preeq and remembering how they use to form holiness before I got them on my bed turns me on like madness.

It also teaches me the treachery and lies of a woman professing morality. Never trust the morality of a woman, so I love to fvck the morality out of their brain and make them do dirty things.
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I'm writing this cos while growing up, the morality and innocence of a woman had been a point of regard and concern for me, until I grew up and realise its all a facde for the nice boy who are foolish to know what's up.

Right now at this point in my life...I see all women as thesame. Be you a Pastor's wife, a prostitute, olosho, a girl friend or any thing....

Having being able to fvck a number of religious women and seeing that at the peak of fcking and taking them into intense sexual ecstasy, they all moans uncontrollably and behave thesame way regardless of their morality... I realised I have been scammed all along while growing up.
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Men..wake up..that woman u see like a moral ideal is a slut to a man who knows how to make them wet by pounding morality out of their brain. Shallom.

;May God have mercy on your soul

ChristmasBells:
Liar liar liar!

You never see anything.

my own na Khadija oh...she dey claim malama for me...e still pain me say I no fvck her...she dey reason me marriage and good and God fearing wifey..I no even see hug/kiss for 3months.. local man just bounce..no time

olatilldend:
Back then when I was still wilding, this Believer's World babe came to evangelise at a popular joint in PH. She somehow singled me out to be saved by her missionary works, me wey don dey celestial level of highness with henny and campari, we sha fixed a date the following Monday so she could continue her purported good work. Met her in same joint and we were openly making out in a corner of the joint. I just decided not to take things further cos I couldn't for the life of me understand how we can begin with salvation message and almost end up in bed, na so I japa!

You fall my hand

Some people don't know that serving God doesn't make them less of a human.

I've not really come across one before. But I'll love to experience one.

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JONNYSPUTE:
Hmmm. I once dated a lady who always insisted that we have to pray before strafing.The first time she did it,I no mind but later on,I couldn't take it anymore.

strafe (strafes, present participle strafing; past and past participle strafed)

(transitive) To attack (ground targets) with automatic gunfire from a low-flying aircraft.
(intransitive) to sidestep; to move sideways without turning. A core mechanic of most first-person shooters.


You need prayer to win at battle field Sire

OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Lol one experience i never thought i could talk about.
I meet one babe a deeper life girl, at the initial time after making my move she told me she only wanted us friends which i accepted because i just liked her, during the cause of our friendship she told me about her boyfriend and how she loves him and how she had plans marrying him because he was from her side, after a month she feel in love with me, lol that's why i don't keep female friends because once we are close they all fell in love am yet to see someone who is different, she started inviting me to church programs which i always decline during this period i took advantage of her emotions and announced to her that i needed space, since it was obvious we cant date, she immediately came begging promising to do what ever i desired and wanted, when i insisted she told me plainly she was in love with me and thus cant let me go,that i am her boyfriend and only friend. That was how we started dating, the problem started when i asked for punny she resisted, later we began to have this hot romance which ends badly each time it gets to me touching punny, it went down for a month then i told am i cant continue we both are not for each other after that she insisted and promised me punny i told her i doubted the promise which lead to her sending me nudes and as usual punny was sent on panties but Boobs and every other stuff was uncovered both her face.
On this very faithful day, she came we did every thing babe was half naked refused removing her panties despite all the touched, I got furious as i was fully erected and crazy i controlled my urge even with the pains and told her to start going she hugged me from the back and pleaded for me to[b]rape[/b] her i was shocked, she initially told me how she lost her virginity to a rapist friends, I told her i don't rape and cant rape her if she cant do this freely then we can forget about it, this babe kept begging me to rape her o. Lol she begged for like five minutes i asked her why she couldn't give me an answer, she only said she cant do it freely as her church mind will keep judging her, with those words i excused myself to dress up and ask her to leave, she started crying i then consoled her escorted her out and bought fruits for her to take home to pretend to her we were okay. She left and that was the end of us. She calls but i don't pick and don't reply her chats either, my time is too precious to waste.
Ignore some typos if any was typing and rushing to work.

lmao this is soooo funny

I've never dated one but there was this Christ Embassy girl in my department, she's too religious but can't (or in my opinion, has never) kept to her word.