northvietnam:
Madam abeg give me 2bags of pure water , when I come down in the evening I will bring ur money ...

She said , Oga so u have even joined them too abi.... every body now wants to go up and come down in the evening before paying me before u know what’s happening it’s gonna take 2 weeks before I see u again ...

My reply , No ma, I can’t go up now and bring money and still come down again to buy the water and climb up again ...

Her reply.... she shouted Oga I’m not selling credit to u people in this street again .... so all of u are now using same format on me to collect credit . Tell them I have discovered una plans ...

I felt like sinking into the ground ... I had to go up , came down again and went to another shop opposit her and bought the water ...

When I was passing her shop, she saw I bought the water from another place, she got so angry that she came out of her shop and shouting to every body’s hearing , u r forming big boy and u want to collect ordinary 2bags of pure water on credit , yeye man. The only thing u know is to use ur money to carry ashawo up and down...

I just lock dey go my go cuz the water weight was weighing me down

Legitz:
The same person is behind the two Monika's up there, Chatinet and Chicent ,guy you talk too much

YorubaKinging:
Well im embarrassed on behalf of some foolish youths that thinks bill gates is a saint

2cul2care:
Mine wasn't embarrassing but a bit scary, during the lock down I had issues with my bank account, it was locked, I couldn't transfer, withdraw or perform any transaction on the account, and all my money was in that bank account.

In the midst of the lock down I had to go to the bank branch on foot, hoping I would be able to resolve the issue, it was a very long trek, on getting there I was welcomed by a mammoth crowd, each one of them, having one issue or the other with their bank account, about over 50% of them their had the same issue as mine, their accounts were locked and they couldn't perform any transaction on it.

The bank had closed and wasn't attending to any customer, after waiting for hours in the scouring sun, amist the mammoth crowd, with no social distancing being observed, I decided to go home, mind you I didn't go with any face mask or protective gear.

So to the main story, some days later, at night I developed sever pains on my chest, it was like I had a bag of cement placed on my chest, and I was struggling to breathe.

One voice started telling me, "o boy you Don catch corona virus, this is 1 of the symptoms", I was too scared to tell anybody at home, I just gathered my strength, got a cup of water, read psalm 91 into it, prayed on it, drank it and commanded healing on my body, I did that and went back to sleep, by morning I was completely fine, like nothing had happened.

Am still in good health till now, I thank God for the healing, but I won't lie the experience scared the shit out of me, I was almost convinced I contacted COVID-19

MATURELION:
acess bank?

TheSourcerer:
Good one !
I was caught smoking weed by my sister
Now she even rolls up for me , great development from this lockdown if you ask me , ,
The whole family is cool with it
I'm a full time Atheist
They aware
Full time familybonding if you think about it.

NB : I've noticed that people are closer to their God now than when they were consistently going to church , now they have this one-on-one 'realationship` with their God now than they did with pastors imams churches and mosque #fact

NB Sleep is really really good for the body , Meditation and Exercise too , do not underestimate these two in mental and physical development

IamDavid:

It made me realise that it is wrong for a man of over 21 years to be in his father's house. It could be the last resort, as it is now but if you can avoid it, please do. Go out and be a man, because right now, I'm being treated the same way I was treated when I was 10. It can be very annoying at times.

IamDavid:

It made me realise that it is wrong for a man of over 21 years to be in his father's house. It could be the last resort, as it is now but if you can avoid it, please do. Go out and be a man, because right now, I'm being treated the same way I was treated when I was 10. It can be very annoying at times.

Legitz:
The same person is behind the two Monika's up there, Chatinet and Chicent ,guy you talk too much

Jenticles:
I almost she'd tears inside bus trying to suppress cough, OMG see sweat, I was just praying inside and I refused to wear mask while going out. People we're just asking, are you ok, hope all is well, naso I cough o. See laugh inside bus anyway the rest na history but it wasn't funny that day.

chatinent:
So that was how I accidentally forgot my face mask at home and went to get fuel in the junction. Nna eh, na so I see people dey run, I just stood there looking for any possible reason to cling to and run myself. Truth was I no hold shingba that day, not that I was broke; I was in pieces.
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O boy see black maria everywhere picking people on gunpoint for not wearing face masks (with soldiers koboko-ing gullible ones too). I was later told that people caught would be frustrated and pay big (that day was weekend) so they wouldn't want to sleep in cell till workday.
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I remembered I wasn't with any. Chai, worst was I went to by 50 litres of fuel in a very porshe dressing. Cute guy me. Na that day I know say fifty litres of fuel and water no be the same.
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I carry gallon run till the sweat wey comot for my body don soak my shoe, come dey comot footprint.
.

Las las, I reach bush path. You know the rest. In fact, plenty people just enter that bush path. I never knew bush could be quite adventurous to locate my house. Wetin weak me pass na say I go match person poo for bush covered with akwukwo ede. Such a black day for me.
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I reach home, na that day Adanne know say she go invite all her school mates for house. Come see me see how I bone.

osazsky:
The day I forgot my face at home and took my mask..when I got to the checkpoint the police started looking for my face instead of the mask that was how I zoomed off
.then when returning back home I forgot my mask and took my face they had to stop me and demanded 15k. I just put my car on reverse and disappeared as a bini priest

osazsky:
The day I forgot my face at home and took my mask..when I got to the checkpoint the police started looking for my face instead of the mask that was how I zoomed off
.then when returning back home I forgot my mask and took my face they had to stop me and demanded 15k. I just put my car on reverse and disappeared as a bini priest

TheSourcerer:
Good one !
I was caught smoking weed by my sister
Now she even rolls up for me , great development from this lockdown if you ask me , ,
The whole family is cool with it
I'm a full time Atheist
They aware
Full time familybonding if you think about it.









NB : I've noticed that people are closer to their God now than when they were consistently going to church , now they have this one-on-one 'realationship` with their God now than they did with pastors imams churches and mosque #fact




NB Sleep is really really good for the body , Meditation and Exercise too , do not underestimate these two in mental and physical development

CalabarPikin:
Hmm


Mine was when I called one of my babe to visit.....she said in 2weeks time.... U need to see planning....my friend happen to come around that very period..I had no issues wit dat since they was an extra room 4 him...we keep communicating nd my guy was busy congratulating me... see madness.. a night b4 the planed day we talk and she still assure me of turning up...hmmm
In the morning I was discussing with my friend... I even hv to show him my down below if its too bushy ...d guy said ah should just shave....I deed...

To cut d long story... I called d babe around 12pm to ask what's up since she promised to come in d morning.....
Her reply: sorry oh ah couldn't make it...my mum said ah should not travel till after the lockdown

Jeez....after premature shaving of my pubic hair.....? aaahhhh..

Datz not d problem oh.....na me nd the clown 4 house now

CalabarPikin:
Hmm


Mine was when I called one of my babe to visit.....she said in 2weeks time.... U need to see planning....my friend happen to come around that very period..I had no issues wit dat since they was an extra room 4 him...we keep communicating nd my guy was busy congratulating me... see madness.. a night b4 the planed day we talk and she still assure me of turning up...hmmm
In the morning I was discussing with my friend... I even hv to show him my down below if its too bushy ...d guy said ah should just shave....I deed...

To cut d long story... I called d babe around 12pm to ask what's up since she promised to come in d morning.....
Her reply: sorry oh ah couldn't make it...my mum said ah should not travel till after the lockdown

Jeez....after premature shaving of my pubic hair.....? aaahhhh..

Datz not d problem oh.....na me nd the clown 4 house now

kalex0:


Don't kill me with laugh abeg

That thing dey pain

emaopel:
Pls, don't rape your siblings or maid for house o

ManuelMount:
Mine was when there wasn't light for some time and my dad bought fuel for Gen, so when he left I on the Gen and forgot to put it in the last station he left it . So when he came he asked if I on the Gen I said no immediately they brought light and TV on


I just weak I felt bad for being caught lying


The shame that catch me ehn

IamDavid:

It made me realise that it is wrong for a man of over 21 years to be in his father's house. It could be the last resort, as it is now but if you can avoid it, please do. Go out and be a man, because right now, I'm being treated the same way I was treated when I was 10. It can be very annoying at times.