chatinent:
No police station in Nigeria is like this. The government doesn't even give a heck to whoever goes to prison. Little wonder Nigerians don't see it as a correcting facility but death sentence.

seanwilliam:
u no get joy atall

medolab90:



You are only speaking of the environment. Beauty outside, Hell within . Forget all the finest no man would wish for that.


[s]Naija bad Naija bad but he never reach that level[/s].

Livinus90:
U.s prison is not bad, himself get luck.

Omoslim26:



Guy the worst thing dat can happen to any black man is to find himself in USA or Asian prison

it's worse dan death

by God's grace I have been opportuned to travel to USA and Malaysia and the stories wey does niggas dey tell ehh

mehn afraid cash me reach the tip of my ODICKPKROPKRO

shogsman:
I've had the opportunity or misfortune to see firsthand how American prison system works having worked in one before and here are the difference.
In the nigerian system you get a bed and share everything with your roommates,but if you have money the sky is your limit,you could make the guards your errand boys and they'd get you everything you need including,I still chat and play pubg with someone in one of the prisons in this Nigeria.
You could get high on whatever you want on a daily basis,you could get a special room for yourself with much more space all you have to do is to grease the right palm.

In the American prison system, the only good thing your money can buy you is devices like torchlight, radio,puzzles from the commissary.
If you have steady income you can get drugs from fellow inmates too.
Bribing guards is almost useless as they can't do anything for you,you don't get any special treatment, you share a 4 by 4 cell with strangers just like everyone else,if you're new then you can't enroll in the PI for sometime so you're stuck with your normal jail routines.
Brace up for racism, cos in there you follow your kind
As a newbie you're at risk of getting stabbed during any gang altercation cos you're an easy target,you'll experience rape especially if you're a fine boy like hushpuppi, don't drop your soap,and if you drop it just leave it there.
This guys should brace up cos their crime was targeted at the country so the guards will try to make their life a living hell and trust me they'll succeed cos they're mostly white and almost half of them are racists.
Once inmates starts learning about who he is,he should get ready for constant jumping cos this mofos are gonna be really pissed at him,unfortunately there aiint gon be many Nigerians there to roll with but eventually he'll get acclimatized with black Americans, I said eventually because even black American inmates are sometimes racists towards Africans.
Lastly this particular prison is very very dangerous.

Enemyofpeace:
bros please tell me why I should not bend down to pick my soap?

Enemyofpeace:
Chei omo see fine prison looking like a palace. This prison go make international crime to dey hungry some people here o. Vickyrotex iya wa abi kini mo wi?

Etinosa1234:
Some foolish people still think that the prison is better than Nigeria

By the time hushpuppy come out, mouth nor go reach am to talk Wetin he see for the prison

Enemyofpeace:
bros please tell me why I should not bend down to pick my soap?

smallsmall:


One even ask if 'Nepa' dey take light for that tall building and whether dem fit arrange swap him for HusshyPuppy!

Omoslim26:



Hmm dis one is exhibiting signs of someone that has been destined to be useless stupid and unfortunate till eternity

show me anywhere I threw any insult at you

well if not that your big head is carrying a dead brain you would understand that I am not talking about prison structure but rather the kinda peeps he will meet in the prison and the kinda stigmatisation he will face he can buy himself favors in Nigeria prison

next time no carry your cursed sef rush enter my mention with insults bcus na more curse you go collect for that your cursed big head

oloriburuku radarada sombori

smallsmall:


Just KNEEL, if you must pick your Soap and stay straight as you get up from that position.
Doggy-Style is always looking for those trying to bend and pick their soap.

rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute.

Edited:
I think you guys missed the point I made. When you parachute from a building that high, you don't just land in the ground, but you can guide your landing so far away (miles away) from the building. You can land on top of another building, in the street or even an ocean if its nearby.

With proper coordination, distractions can created too

UDUJ:


Yes. I have seen cases where Americans that committed crimes in a middle eastern arab country and ran back to the US and they were extradited back to that country to pay for their crimes because the US had an extradition agreement with them.

KAHBOOM:
So na here dem dey go lunch im tear rubber kaka.Chai

rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute.

Edited:
I think you guys missed the point I made. When you parachute from a building that high, you don't just land in the ground, but you can guide your landing so far away (miles away) from the building. You can land on top of another building, in the street or even an ocean if its nearby.

With proper coordination, distractions can created too

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
it's better to be a personer there than to be a free man here.

dejavuh0007:

You watch too many action movies. Look, the top of the building is barricaded with barb wires and possibly electrified, how're u gonna parachute out of there?