VickyRotex:


Smh. I just tire for your matter.

One prayer for you: may you never commit a crime and may you never go to prison. Amin.

I no know sey you like me rich this level o. Why you no come dey pray for me any time lalasticlala, mynd44 and co dey send themselves go nairaland prison?

smallsmall:


Just KNEEL, if you must pick your Soap and stay straight as you get up from that position.
Doggy-Style is always looking for those trying to bend and pick their soap.

na wa o

rottennaija:


That's what all you guys are saying. But when there is a criminal mastermind, they is always a way.

Lol, you're certainly not a mastermind. let's say u somehow manage to bypass the barb wires, how many feet high is the building again for u to think you can parachute down from it? I guess u didn't do the maths coz you would've smashed hard into the pavement below with your brains splattered all over the concrete before u even get to pull the pin on your parachute. How do u even intend to use a parachute in this sort of residential area without smashing into a building or getting tangled in a pole around? Real life is not a movie. Think before u talk.

dejavuh0007:

Lol, you're certainly not a mastermind. let's say u somehow manage to bypass the barb wires, how many feet high is the building again for u to think you can parachute down from it? I guess u didn't do the maths coz you would've smashed hard into the pavement below with your brains splattered all over the concrete before u even get to pull the the pin on your parachute. How do u even intend to use a parachute in this sort of residential area without smashing into a building or getting tangled in a pole around? Think before u talk.

Bro, relax ok. I believe you know. But relax. People have escape from the prison before. So relax. When you are ready to so something, there is always a wah

rottennaija:


Bro, relax ok. I believe you know. But relax. People have escape from the prison before. So relax. When you are ready to so something, there is always a wah

Yes, people have escaped from prison before, but none of them did it by parachuting their way out. how do u even intend to get a parachute as a prisoner if I may ask?

rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute.

Edited:
I think you guys missed the point I made. When you parachute from a building that high, you don't just land in the ground, but you can guide your landing so far away (miles away) from the building. You can land on top of another building, in the street or even an ocean if its nearby.

With proper coordination, distractions can created too

You have plans on breaking him out or wah. Cus this analysis ehn?

Nobody should drag dis matter. We dey wait him sentencing. 20 years no be beans plus another 20 years.plus another 20yrs.

JBoss25:
e be like say u don finally mad

your father, you, your mother, all your family members, we are in madness party. You are the greatest were.

Fvck

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
your father, you, your mother, all your family members, we are in madness party. You are the greatest were.

you better delete this before i trace you down

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nasbiafra:
Can not say much but just want to let you know that no body holy.you can change the fact that fraud has come to stay and maga will still pay.if not as you holy reach help the fraudsters find a legit way to earn money

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rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute.

Edited:
I think you guys missed the point I made. When you parachute from a building that high, you don't just land in the ground, but you can guide your landing so far away (miles away) from the building. You can land on top of another building, in the street or even an ocean if its nearby.

With proper coordination, distractions can created too

He gonna need a jetpack first to go over that high electric fence.

winkmart:
Nigerian social media star, Hushpuppi is currently being held at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Chicago.

The Instagram celebrity who was arrested in Dubai in June, and extradited to the United States of America, appeared in court last Thursday.

A months-long investigation by the FBI led to his arrest last month by authorities in the United Arab Emirates, where Abbas was a resident. After which he was extradited to the United States of America.

FBI special agents obtained custody of Abbas and took him to Chicago.

Hushpuppi is being held at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, Chicago, the Federal Bureau of Prisons website says. He will be transferred to Los Angeles in the coming weeks, according the Justice Department.

https://lailasnews.com/see-chicago-jail-where-hushpuppi-is-metropolitan-correctional-center/

Hush � puppi go still do big boy for that prison

chatinent:
No police station in Nigeria is like this. The government doesn't even give a heck to whoever goes to prison. Little wonder Nigerians don't see it as a correcting facility but death sentence.

That is a prison, not a police station!!

2cribz:
Same prison whr rkelly dey.
Hush would come out more hardened and would start saying nigga nigga.dont fuc wit me.
Hush i sorry 4u.
Chicago only na home for most violent confra,Group Intimacy,sodomy. Hushpuppy yoir own don be. You go learn dia yankee pidgin of nigga.i aint. You was .i is. All those uneducated foolish yankee pidgin.hahahahaha. all those ugly thugs that migrated from haiti come dey do agbero for yankee. Hush see yourlife. Not even califonia. Chicago. Your own don be


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ft96tKF8Fs


Home of thugs. Chicago whr everybody dey carry better gun .dey sell crack for street,rob rape...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqgO7-fRiXg



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyqOlk7sibM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QElJr1G6FY

Those videos just turned my stomach upside down.

Cutealexio:
Most prisons in US are private owned. This is what Nigeria should do in terms of prison reform

I wonder if you and the 16 others that liked your post understand a thing you wrote there. You want a country like Nigeria to run the kind of prison system USA has? Why do you like learning things the hard way?

Chicago is the worst place to be in the U.S. let alone it's prison because life outside the prison in Chicago is hell you'll be walking on the street the next thing is gun shot almost 200 people are being killed daily in Chicago that's the one's recorded......You see Chicago and Florida this two states in U.S. run as far as you could from there ooo but Atlanta is a little bit better but getting worst everyday infact run from the black community if you want to enjoy your stay in U.S. the white community is more better but are 70% racist.

rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute.

Edited:
I think you guys missed the point I made. When you parachute from a building that high, you don't just land in the ground, but you can guide your landing so far away (miles away) from the building. You can land on top of another building, in the street or even an ocean if its nearby.

With proper coordination, distractions can created too

take a look at the picture very well
There's simply no escape, the upper part of the building is braced with something like an iron net, and I'm sure there are security cameras all around and guard watch, they'll simply shoot down one one that attempt to escape

ostechno:
take a look at the picture very well
There's simply no escape, the upper part of the building is braced with something like an iron net, and I'm sure there are security cameras all around and guard watch, they'll simply shoot down one one that attempt to escape

I saw all that.

charlesucheh:
though, the prison is fine! yes!
is he gonna get good food? yes!
good welfare packages yes!

but my brother! the kinda things that comes with this packages in those prison hhrn!
mouth cannot talk!

but as for me, I prefer to die there, than in a NAIJA GERMAN PRISON....

I just wish you could spend a 3 days live in an American prison. And come back here and tell us how it feels.

You criticized my statement without stating any reasonable solution to congestion in Nigerian prisons and high level of corruption by officers. Prisons are supposed to be rehabilitation and correction centre for non-fatal offenses and even the federal government is currently in the process of implementing this (FG hints on privatization of Nigerian prisons) just google it. Also there are some research that has be done and the result shows it will suite our needs (DEVELOPMENT OF PRIVATE PRISONS IN ADVANCE COUNTRIES: PROSPECTS FOR NIGERIA PRISONS AND CORRECTION SYSTEM Michael Afolayan, Ph.D.) Is either you're uneducated or you're stuck in stone age. Read more please, you need it!

alphaNomega:
I wonder if you and the 16 others that liked your post understand a thing you wrote there. You want a country like Nigeria to run the kind of prison system USA has? Why do you like learning things the hard way?

What's the title of the movie?

DAVE5:


Redington the great

I really loved his acting, great fella

Season 1 episode 1 was mad... Walks in and submits himself, receptionist looks like wtf is this

Him: call ur boss and tell him Redington is here
Seconds later: police full erywia

Epic!!!

That place is better than some five star hotels in Nigeria. Nigga will just get bigger connections there and prove when out in 2030.

Yée, skyscraper prison, it is first class prison for us Africans.

dynicks:
Timaya , phyno and olamide right now...

Ehyaaa!..so Las Las hand don finally hold this guy.....we warned him but I guess all fell on deaf ears...

GUCCI has left him...
FENDI has abandoned him..
PRADA has shut down on him..
GIVENCHY has side lined him..

Now ur eye don clear........no more designer wears....well u ain't missing out totally Sha cus prison just be like GUCCI made!.....ehyaaa

In SIMI's voice and subtly ....them no dey telli person...chai! Hush baby..

His friends only have to send him a GUCCI parachute to escape.

Blueelf:


Which kain prayer be this?

So, you're praying to be a prisoner?

Na so poverty don wound you reach?

prisoner in US is better than a free man in d zoo in all entirety, take it or leave it. Am nt poor for ur information!

shogsman:

Gay prisoners seize the opportunity to attempt rape when you try to retrieve your fallen soap during a bath,obviously you have to bend down to do it .

I bab �

Enemyofpeace:
I no know sey you like me rich this level o. Why you no come dey pray for me any time lalasticlala, mynd44 and co dey send themselves go nairaland prison?

Because you deserve am. In fact, why can't they ban you for life?

KiziitoKennel:
What's the title of the movie?

It's series

Blacklist... Cool if you asked me

rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute.

Edited:
I think you guys missed the point I made. When you parachute from a building that high, you don't just land in the ground, but you can guide your landing so far away (miles away) from the building. You can land on top of another building, in the street or even an ocean if its nearby.

With proper coordination, distractions can created too

So you didn't see the wire mesh covering the open space above the building abi?

alramon:
who will be enjoying his Nigeria house now....

who will be wearing all his outfits......I hope guys won't loot his properties o

Ermm... What's the address of his home in Nigeria?

I'm asking for a friend.

ukaface:
What if he meets someone like Theodore Bagwell in there?
What if he gets bullied in there?
I can imagine how soft he would be inside there, Chai..... What if they start using his anal orifice? Dammmmmmmnnnnn.

Ndo o hush

If na me be hush as I dey enter I dey hard up sharp sharp no time to form soft Gucci man