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hisexcellency34:
when a lecturer that was supposed to monitor us was giving us answer to questions

NA REAL GEE BE THAT

I was writing WAEC in shao, Kwara State in 2008. We were having Economics and I was so enjoying it but I made a mistake in one of the questions I answered. I needed to cancel it and pick another question that I felt I could do better in. Only to hear 10 minutes to go. My heart skipped and I released and became so wet all over. It was so embarrassing.

ovoko! I carry chuukuliii them catch me almost got expelled buh assu strike that year dull the panel and I was set freeeeeeee! OVOKO!

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If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..
I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall. On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

Ayam here to read lies...

no embarrassing moment but regret back in 2012 not helping a friend in a Gst maths exam even when the supervisor was in support & move the girl from the back sit to my sit I still refuse & opt out to submit.

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Na so l feed one guy through out my ND back then ...he promised he will connect me to work at Egbin power plant because that's where he works

After everything he blocked me off...he forgot we could still meet again, Now we Jam for HND and him brain dry pass dry fish God now do his work We follow each other on Matric series.

In our first semester exam na so he won peep l report him straight and l gave him strong warning never to look my side again.

ELgordo:
ovoko! I carry chuukuliii them catch me almost got expelled buh assu strike that year dull the panel and I was set freeeeeeee! OVOKO!

Truly, oga you dull no be small.

Even Ordinary ASUU, you no fit spell.

Why you no go dey carry mgbo enta exam hall!

I've never written an examination.

Mine was when a vigilator named buhari vigilated us during our waec,to my surprise he fell asleep Asin deep sleep snoring

Well mine was my primary 6 exam... wen I was writing English language comprehension.. I can't remember with one of them (letter writing or essay..) I had forgotten the word... "ANY" n funny enough wen I asked the girl close by she couldn't spell the word.. ��� coped with the fact that I threw up b4 the exam started, but the principal, a woman so kind, God bless her soul gave me some drugs if not it would have been a disaster that day..

marriagebyigbo:
I was in an exam hall when I saw the lady supervisor attached to our class... She is very beautiful... If it was beauty sef, e for better..

But guys, she carry too much... Both front and back packages were too much.... I was deeply lost in thought

Mehn, I was lost and I knew it, I have already discharged Cum on my trouser unknowingly...


So as I proceeded to submit my almost empty answer sheet coz I didn't write anything sensible in the exam... I was lost in thought thinking abt my female supervisor..


I was even smiling as i saw people looking at me, I was busy shining my teeth as if I was the best in the class... Unknown to me, they were looking at my trousers wey Don soak with Cum..


Chai when I was asked what's on my trouser mehn, I cudnt bury my shame..


I wished the ground will open her mouth and swallow me..


Very embarrassing

I don die oo...........

I remember in 300 level. My CGPA was on a borderline 1st C(4.5/5). That semester was a make or mar semester. Sadly, All the courses that semester were' killer' courses.
But, there was this course almost everyone ran away from. And I was warned. But I was forming 'I can do it'.
Exam day came. Answer 4 out of 6 questions. I did the first 2 questions. But the question 3, ehn. I remember studying equations to solve the question. I used just half page to solve the question. But I knew something was wrong. How can the lecturer set a question so simple as this. One question should normally take least 2 pages.
I looked to my left, a girl was drawing several tables I've never seen in my life and had used 2 pages already for that same question. Looked at the guy by my right. The same thing.
I started sweating. I'm doomed. I needed an A. Out of panic and confusion I stood up and did the dumbest thing ever.
I told the lecturer, who was also part of the invigilators, that his question was not correct. The whole Hall went silent . Surprise on the face of everyone. The man just gave me an evil look and walked away. I felt like a fool.
Worst part of everything was that, I didn't do the 4th question well.
As I got to hostel, I just started crying.

How I got an A in that course still baffles me. I guess my test was super good.

my final degree exams
i was sitting with my clique o at the back.
when a professor invigilating my hall called me out
for talking meanwhile, it was the dude at my back that was talking
dude nearly tore my script, after much begging i was pushed to go sit at the front of the class.
long story short i ended up failing the course and got an extra year lol

Ricky911:
Na so l feed one guy through out my ND back then ...he promised he will connect me to work in Egbin power plant because that's where he works

After everything he blocked me off...he forgot we could still meet again, Now we Jam for HND and him brain dry pass dry fish God now do his work We follow each other on Matric series.

In our first semester exam na so he won peep l report him straight and l gave him strong warning never to look my side again.

Chai......
Him no try. but still forgive am

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I've not really experienced embarrassing exam situations.

I'll be back to share mine

Nna, the thing wey I wan yarn don pass 18 years o!. Precisely May June WAEC of 2002. As a book worm then, examination was the easiest obstacle I can navigate. I was a brilliant kid with high mathematical abilities. The day for mathematics came and my colleagues knew it will be like a child's play to me. Ndidi and Tunde sat just behind me and were hoping for crumbs (help). But I be this kind person wey hate examination malpractice. Ndidi on her own part was not sound. Seeing me right in front of her gave her some strength. Before the commencement of the examination, she looked at me and begged to copy from me. That I am free to romance her laps in the hall. She pulled her skirt up a little and urged me to have fun so that I can supply her expo.

I declined. I couldn't just do that. Tunde lamented why he wasn't that sound. He thought he could have a free time touching those laps. Exams commenced and I was just busy doing trying to solve as many questions as possible cuz I wanted to score A1 in mathematics. My brother as I full my answer sheet, I say make I go collect extra from invigilator. I left the already filled booklet on my desk and headed to the examiner.

I returned and found an empty seat! Wetin happen? Ndidi don kidnap my booklet. I asked her to give it back but they was like " You no wan show me ba, if you draggam, we go just tearam hear." Nna, na me come they beg ooo. Finally, she agreed to give me on the condition that I will spread the booklet for her. I obliged and received my booklet & then stamped my authority. She resorted to begging again. The embarrassment was, I don't talk in exams but I had to beg her to free my booklet. It was crazy.

OkhaiAsein:
a girl was blowing kiss to me in the hall.... well I was sent out.....thank God I was called back if not that girl head go roll

So have you realized cultism doesn't pay?

Mine was in year 2,my exam hall finished 1 hour:30 minutes exam within 15 minutes .
As we received questions like this, dem invigilators say make them share for the other halls, Na him we dey jump from sit to sit. Within 15 minutes, we don finish.
The embarrassing moment is who go go submit first. Other departments dey shout say we cheat for our hall.
It was so embarrassing that they said our hall go rewrite d exam, na him we tell dem say we get another exam next day nd we don forget how to answer d questions again.

chatinent:
Narrate your exam experiences (examperiences). Was it an expo gone wrong? Was it a supervisor?
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I'll start with mine.
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Mine:
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1. I was in an exam hall during my first year in school. It was GNS 101. The lecturer had just asked us to define extensively some words he highlighted, and prioritized an essay he urge everyone to write. Nna eh, I don write write reach one juncture, my brain network reception come off o. I couldn't spell 'our' anymore. I was sweating profusely and felt very agitated that day. Has anyone also experienced such brain temporary failure?
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2. Na so one guy reason me say I go relate with am when we dey write one Maths Course. I bin go chop for mammie when dis guy jam me begin reason me the matter. E even order more food. It was too late before I could reject it as en done already tell the money make she bring am(I naturally don't accept free things nor gifts). Well, I chop finish locate hall. Exam start. I never even write Matric. No. before this guy begin torment me for hall say make I show am. As in? Show you wetin na? Na only matric number I dey try write. I tried to peter out the slightest way I could explain to him that I hadn't written anything (which truly I hadn't), this guy no hear o. En don even begin echo say 'after the money en spend' say I no one show am love. Within myself I was like 'so na because of N150 fish dis guy top for my stew naim en dey para ni.' I just bam I no talk. E disturb so tey supervisor say make the guy stand up go another sit. O boy, my nigga come follow the man., then small time, e bi like e vex as e see me dey write. En just come jam me wey I dey solve my chi-square wey don dey chop my head. The guy say make I pay am back. What! Lol. Wasn't funny o. This guy was shouting and I was a very reputable person in school. I was so embarrassed owing to the fact that he didn't even pay me in cash and I no come hold N150 that day en come bi like the guy was becoming relevant. One of my she-friends in school just smuggled N150 into my corner and I gave him the N150. I had N1K but I feared losing it if I gave him to look for change. Chai, very embarrassing examperience.
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3. One memorable one was when I wrote WAEC. The girl who sat close to me automatically just became so friendly (even if we never talked) because we were writing Maths that she so pressed herself on me. As I tried adjusting, na so one useless coordinator say make me stand up come in front of the school continue do wetin en catch us dey do for sit. You could guess what he inferred. All eyes were watching. I tried explaining what actually happened and was silenced with a resounding 'shut up, you came here to do boyfriend and girlfriend backseat smooching baa?' What? I just instantly begin dey get angry anyhow that moment as I wan shout at the supervisor telling him upfront say he was the most negative person I ever met, then I walk back. I don zero mind already as I hated being accused for what I didn't do. And that day na Maths. To my greatest surprise, the girl spoke interrupting my thoughts with her little-voiced Ghanian accent: 'sir, it's my fault not his. I was just forcing myself on him.' What? That response was so vague, I sterned! It could send wrong messages. She continued: 'put the blame on me and not my boyfriend. We are adult and we can make our choices, moreover our parents know we are dating.' OMG! She said it with no fear. I began hearing chants of ' Romeo and Juliet' then hand claps that the supervisors too and others joined in what I call a mixture of mockery and fun. He told me: 'Romeo walk your Juliet back to the sit. This one pass my power. ' As I still dey think am, babe lock my hands with hers like a groom and bride on the aisle and walked back and sat back. Mehn, that was the most embarrassing day with a girl I didn't even like. Well, I just understood it to be a bail out sha. But las las, that singular event ended in a 'happily-ever-after for' us during that era.
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What about you? Tell us yours. Abeg, garnish am with better Nigerian pidgin.

you've got lots of experiences eehn... And you typed it so perfectly....



Experience number 2 is extremely funny... on top 150naira fish

G.C.E was the most interesting examination I did. Our school allowed us to test ourselves in SS2, in one of the exams alternative to practical physics, a man sat beside me he wore all this Islamic turban, before the exam started we were talking he told me he works in the state civil service that he really needed the result to substitute the one he tendered initially, he now asked what a young boy like me was looking for in GCE examination hall, I just laughed.

After an hour into the exams, I noticed the man was trying to remove something from his agbada, after some minutes the guy came out with physics key points ( a summarized version of a typical physics textbook), I was shocked, perplexed and embarrassed and I asked him, Alfa why now? he replied God will forgive all of us.