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chatinent:

So how's that love going on now?

Lol, the gal is still there... Though I never ready to marry so u can bet she is no longer as loyal as she used to be and am not as demanding (demanding loyalty) like I I used to. At this point I have fully imbibed the Murphy's law epigram which say that "if anything will go wrong, it will surely go wrong no matter how hard you try to change it"

Well I just remembered one now. We were writing CBT exam. I'm in Unilag 300 level now. It was an exam last year in 200 lvl. After writing all I could write I just said let me google with my phone to get more answers. As I wrote two in the process of putting the phone back in my pocket (back pocket) the invigilator saw me, he came to me and ask me to bring out the phone I was using. Omo my heart cut. My own don finish. After spending 5 years in Unilag without certificate. Will I still be expelled the second time again in 200 lvl already. I just looked at the man and I told him there's is no phone with me. He looked at me and I think he felt pity for me and just let me be. My brothers and sisters that was God's handiwork oh. I felt so relieved.

fattprince:
Well I just remembered one now. We were writing CBT exam. I'm in Unilag 300 level now. It was an exam last year in 200 lvl. After writing all I could write I just said let me google with my phone to get more answers. As I wrote two in the process of putting the phone back in my pocket (back pocket) the invigilator saw me, he came to me and ask me to bring out the phone I was using. Omo my heart cut. My own don finish. After spending 5 years in Unilag without certificate. Will I still be expelled the second time again in 200 lvl already. I just looked at the man and I told him there's is no phone with me. He looked at me and I think he felt pity for me and just let me be. My brothers and sisters that was God's handiwork oh. I felt so relieved.

lol

OlawaleBammie:



Salako, I fear who no fear u.
Which school sef, or better still which state

U wan sniff me out abi...lol, all I can tell you is that it was in a Fed Uni down South.

OlawaleBammie:


Ahhhahahahaha, guy u no well, serious u re not serious

Getting D in that course makes one a semi king ooo
If u know how management accounting operates ehn with my condition that moment u go know say i know book ;

Lecturer: Hey you, stand up
Me: (stands up in shock)

Lecturer: Do you know me?
Me: No!

Lecturer: have you ever attended my class before?
Me: No

Lecturer: Prepare your mind that you will fail this course. Nobody ever passes my course without attending my lectures.

clockwise:
I remembered 2013 Jamb exam conducted by Professor Dibu Ojerinde. I just finished secondary school and I was full of hopes that I will smash Jamb. My parents even ensured I attended tutorial that cost me 100naira per day. Unfortunately when I got to the exam venue that year because I opted for paper pencil option. On getting to the school I was to write my exam, we were searched throughly. I was directed to the class where I will write my exam. About ten minutes to the start of the exam one of the teachers teaching in that school came in with a carton full of mobile phones with seat numbers on them. He sharperly distributed it to the owners. Immediately I knew life no balance. Na so I just decide say I no fit use my brain sef write say definitely manna go fall for the class. One beautiful Alhaja sat beside me, na so I just they sight her on a low-key. The question paper and answer sheet was distributed and as a sharp guy I filled the necessary sections. Alhaja just tap me say wetin be my combo, I tell am. Fortunately we dey do d same combo. Omo I happy die cos she sef come with chukuli (Expo). The exam took us just 10 minutes in my hall all of us finish am in record time o. Unfortunately na that year DIBU OJERINDE go use his name do Type Combination. I don reach outside when I discovered say I don enter gbege. Result came out and I scored 100, oboi I swear for alhaja o. Na that year DIBU be the jamb type. I just tell my parents say Dem no release my result. Till now I no fit forget that shit. That singular and foolish act cos me a year.

is it the same ojerinde that was neco registrar

Don't think I have had any major embarrassing exam experience apart from being taken to the front seat when I had hope of copying at the back and also not being able to remember how to spell simple words I knew like but, most etc.


I could remember my course mate though this girl was the perfect exam malpractice guru,she's confident in the act and never gets caught until one faithful day.

She was using her exhibit(ngbo) as usual and one lecturer noticed it and on approaching her she quickly threw the stuff forward under her seat. When the lecturer found the stuff and asked her she said she doesn't know that it's not hers and doesn't know how it got there.the lecturer faced the new victim whose seat the stuff was found around she too said she doesn't know,which was the truth.The lecturer faced the first girl again and she denied and this time even swore she knows nothing.The lecturer requested she brings her script and she did with confidence,the man started turning the script page by page and can you believe there was expo(ngbo) on every page of her script lol ..i almost laughed sha

Luckily for her it seems the man knows her from somewhere or they are from the same town or he knows her people,she was pardoned and given back her script to continue to the amazement of every student watching..Lucky her if not na carryover be that

During my WAEC examination (mathematics) in secondary school, I had already answered the questions I was sure of just a few left and when it was time to start submitting, I got tensed cause I wanted to make sure I answered everything before submitting na there wahala start.

That very first page where you're to write the number of questions you've answered, there's a spot meant for the supervisor na there I go write put. One of my school teachers came in to check my work and the moment he found out I had written on the particular spot meant for the supervisor, slaps and heavy punches started raining down from God knows where on my head and face. I had to use corrective fluid to clean everything. My face swell up before I reach house like who tipper jam.

2. I was writing a course in 300level with chukuli, my friend and chukuli partner needed help cause the answer nor dey the expo wey he carry but e dey my own, he begged me to pass it on to him and when I put my hands under my table to search for the question he wanted answers to, lecturer caught me from under the table and asked me to stand and bring what he saw me holding, as I was about to stand I stylishly threw it out of the window, he laughed and came close. He called one random guy from outside that was walking and minding his business to pass him the chukuli (I dey signal the guy to help me carry the paper and run, he just dey look me like dead body).

Naso my paper take end after like 45mins into the exam. Wetin make am pain me be say my crush dey inside the class, see embarrassment.

And lastly we wrote a test in 400 level, the highest was I think 6/30 I managed to get 3 I wasn't the lowest oo cause some persons got 1 but then the lecturer decided to use me as a scapegoat. He called me out, checked my work again and again and asked me where I saw the nonsense I wrote down, I confidently told him I read it from my note and he was surprised. He asked me to bring my note and he compared it with the materials he uses and my coursemate's note and discovered they were very different things entirely.

The truth be say I been no too sound the previous week and when I got to school I copied those things from a fellow course mate (he never misses any class) but his handwriting was the worse I jejely copied rubbish and wrote rubbish in the test.

When the lecturer called me out, see brutality oh my God!! He say if na him be my papa he nor go pay my school fees again, I felt so embarrassed.

I remember another one now. After doing FBA exam in 100 level. I was praying for B. If I have B I would be happy ehn. Then after exam why we were talking number one question Venn diagram simple thing 15 marks. People were getting different answers. I just thought well this ones are olodo jhare. Cos the answer they got was what I got before but I just felt that can't be the answer before doing it another way to get an answer I was satisfied with. Not until a very brilliant guy got the answer every one was getting. I just wan die. Who send me I should I've just left it the first time I got it now. I was now praying fervently for C. But I wouldn't be surprised if I got a D cos it was a whole 15 marks. Guess what I scored when results came out? 83 perfect A. I just couldn't believe it till I saw it in my student portal. I still go to check it some times till now cos it gives me joy. I mean when I was doing Accounting in this same school the whole of 5 years. I never had A before I was withdrawn. Now just in my first year in Business Admin. I've got an A not one, two cos I got A in one cos I didn't even read for once just studied past question on exam day. The 4 semesters have completed now. I've gotten at least an A in each semester. So I've gotten at least 5 As. Though at this level my result is even worse than when I was in this level in Accounting. But I'm not going to be withdrawn this time. By God's grace I'm even going to make a 2.1 come graduation.

going back and forth with your locality mind set would be pointless and baseless. enjoy your nigerian life ode....mumu

bluefilm:


Truly, oga you dull no be small.

Even Ordinary ASUU, you no fit spell.

Why you no go dey carry mgbo enta exam hall!

Torie8:
Embarrassing is too small for it cos I thought I was dead.
This particular day I came to school late, we were having maths and the maths lecturer was already in the class o na so I say make I sidon outside with some departmental course mates because the man no go allow us enter inside.
Before I know wetin dey happen naim this man site us come say make we enter class , na that time I know say my own don finish . He started asking questions and he got to my turn he asked me to find LCM of 12 na so I begin they write rubbish for board and he said this primary school work his little daughter of 6 years can do me that am in 200l can't even make attempt I was so dumbfounded looking like Zuba sheep

1. 300 level Mathematical Physics Exam. in OAU. I had studied very hard for this crazy course,a four unit course. Exam started and my brain became blank.I couldn't remember anything despite the confidence before the exam.I became very nervous and was sweating profusely. The tention grew and i started vomiting and at the same time i could not breath confortably again.My friends started pouring water on my head.The course lecturer who happened to be the invigilator asked me to relax and take a rest and I did. The exam duration was 3 hrs. I was only able to start writing when it was about 1 hr to end if exam.The results came out and I got C6 and that made cry because I needed an A or a B to boost my GP

2. An Engineering Physics course which I cant remember again.This happened in my 400 level in (CERD), OAU. I was a master of this course. Exam started and within 30 minutes I was through. I raised my head up and 20 minutes later my friends were still writing. I was like what are they writing that is taking much of their time. The exam supervisor then said 15 minutes more and something strucked my mind and I turned to the other page of the exam paper. Lo and behold, I was left with 2 more questions to attempt. I never knew there were more questions at the other page.I had solved 3 questions on first page and I thought that was it. I started rushing, trying to solve the other 2 questions, but I couldn't meet up again. Results came out and I got a B which was really painful because I had targeted an A .

Salako01:
Mine was a test. I was the Grand Master of impersonation in that department. I mean I impersonate even females. I never got caught, never. You see that thing called love, if unchecked can make a full grown man act a fool....Back to my story. I had a GF who was also in my department and she had to travel home for an emergency. So, who is better qualified to handle her test than me. So I was scheduled to write for two: mine and hers. I started with hers and something happened. Ordinary test o, I was shaking, so anxious to deliver the job so I impress her that I did it. I never finished, I was caught and I only wrote my reg number and name on my own paper and almost finished hers......i was so shaky that the invigilator just knew something awful was up with that chap. My people, na so test take finish for me, many that knew my exploit in the area of impersonation didn't believe I was the one, that thing damage my image eh. I couldn't get more exam gigs after that.... But gradually,I regained that. In fact I went to same school to write exam for someone after we left NYSC camp. You know the two weeks break they give after camp na. The man was just looking at me like "don't I know you from somewhere". Finished up and left. Love na bad thing in such position, u fit dey useless to urself and ur partner all in the bid to impress

Na jail you go end up laslas ,you're an unrepentant criminal

shogsman:

Na jail you go end up laslas ,you're an unrepentant criminal

After u are locked up, then I come along. Am not going in if u ain't there. Run along now.

Every semester exam I wrote at UNILORIN a girl or the other always faint inside the hall....

Once, i nearly missed my GES exam. What happened. The exam was originally scheduled to start at 10 in the morning. One day to Dday. Exam time was shifted and i didnt know unfortunately. Thank god it was a course you can write after. Else i'd have been singing a different song

VectorVee68:
This would be the first time I would share this thing, as unbelievable as it is, it is actually true.
In my 300 level second semester I was on a hot sit writing organic chemistry exams, that I took about 15minutes before I even started writing something meaningful, I had written and canceled, the whole class was as silent as a grave yard everyone was trying to get things together, about an hour into the exams I just felt a pressing and my body began to vibrate...... What on earth could be happening? Is it that my body mistook my attention for sleep? Or the exam was so hard that I would pee on my body So I thought to my self, I reached out for my trouser only to find out I had ejaculated,
Till today I still can't place it...... It was very embarrassing, I fused and quickly ran out

Wonders shall never end

During one of my 100lv exams, ELE102 exam, we were given 2 answer booklets cos 2 lectures took the course but me being naive that time and not noticing that that was how eveybody was given in my level cos of our sitting arrangement, I innocently gave another invigilator one of the answer booklet thinking it was a mistake... I'd submitted and gisting with my guys outside when one said his 2nd sheet was almost blank, I no first reason am untill I realized what has happened. Omo the way I zoomed back to meet one of the invigilators who was the lecturer of the course to explain, the man said "You must be very crazy, get out of here". Had to go beg the man later with my HOC

whippersnapper:
is it the same ojerinde that was neco registrar

I can't really say

HembaqMbk:


Okeke chemical engineering?

Yes

chatinent:

So have you realized cultism doesn't pay?

Wetin concern what I have said with cultism

Mine was more than a decade ago in the days of waec,I copied the wrong time table and missed my fine arts exam even though I was literally in the next class studying and preparing for the same exam I thought was scheduled for the following day.
It was after closing hours it dawned on me that this guys were writing exam,I rushed to the hall and asked for an answer sheet,the invigilator replied me with pens up,down and submit.I almost collapsed, after series of begging and some teachers interceding on my behalf because I was a very gentle brilliant boy,the invigilator gave me an hour to write the paper.it only took me about 45 minutes to finish.
The look on his face as he glanced through my paper was awesome, he was in awe cos he thought I was not a serious student,but my performance wowed him.
I no fit forget that day ever.

Lamanii22:

Why are you laughing

i could rimemba my final examination at college of education (technical) lafiagi, could u believe i 4got d spelling of use in my defination

Made me laugh
I swear I can relate

Spontaneous007:
If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..
I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall. On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

bluefilm:


Truly, oga you dull no be small.

Even Ordinary ASUU, you no fit spell.

Why you no go dey carry mgbo enta exam hall!

�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️ Dude you wicked o

chatinent:

That's not the point. You didn't help her right? Secondly, you both must have had an intimate sth before she could tell you that shit. I may be wrong.

That girl and her friend were weird. They were more exposed to life & had no shame then. They normally romance a guy in class to watch his genital reaction. Funny thing, they will be shouting that the guy is responding to their touch

toyindebare:
I was writing WAEC in shao, Kwara State in 2008. We were having Economics and I was so enjoying it but I made a mistake in one of the questions I answered. I needed to cancel it and pick another question that I felt I could do better in. Only to hear 10 minutes to go. My heart skipped and I released and became so wet all over. It was so embarrassing.

My bro read my experience on page 3, I am still wondering ooo

HardWork29:
no embarrassing moment but regret back in 2012 not helping a friend in a Gst maths exam even when the supervisor was in support & move the girl from the back sit to my sit I still refuse & opt out to submit.

You were a pussey,hope you've become a man

My own case ehn tire me i kuku sitdown jeje my own dey write my own statistics exam ehn na hin one stupid year1 student 4rm macsa dept wey dey last sit 4 hall was cited by one kain deeper life invigilator say the girl as jjc writing answers on her question papers ehn naso d yeye man took action and inspected all students in my hall as e reach my turn ehn d man sama with gift of -5 chai dat day was jezoz i neva know wetin i go get 4 dz statistics result na hin dz man still dash me -5 i jezz take my last life finish my remaining questions out of 5 questions i only answered 3 cos d minus mind weak me ehn
AOVA LASPO IKD CAMPUS MAKE UNA RELATE(OUR WICKED INVIGILATORS)