one of the disadvantage of being handsome is that most of these babe dont love you but they just want you to bang them and move on, they want to draw close to you to make their serious boyfriend feel jealous but meanwhile they dont love you..most of them dont want to believe that you dont have a babe even when u re seriously in need of a girlfriend.back then a lady told me she cant date me cos i am too handsome, she said she want peace of mind not to be bothered about my presence with other babes...another one will just be crying on the phone that i am cheating on her but mean while i am not cheating..she check all my call logs, text messages and all..too much attention will be on you...you become friends to everybody....salutation and greeting from all corners...your phone will be ringing all the time....some gay will start toasting you...even your mum friends will want to get close to you to introduce you to their daughters...and finally when you are not discipline FORNICATION will be written on your forehead

Rozz:
Ned Nwoko over you and your online handsomeness any day any time lol

.thought you was a xtian and xtians are suppose to beleive in love but you beleive in money.

gaddem

Dicktion:
It's a gift and a curse. I'm glad few of you have experienced such.. And like I predicted the ones that haven't experienced it and wish but lack the gift are whining over the thread already. But who cares?

Yes it is...

Haha they just have to whine...

pass me the controls of the babe wey been dey rock towel ..As your padi man

Dicktion:
It's a gift and a curse. I'm glad few of you have experienced such.. And like I predicted the ones that haven't experienced it and wish but lack the gift are whining over the thread already. But who cares?

Silentgroper:
.thought you was a xtian and xtians are suppose to beleive in love but you beleive in money.

gaddem

Christian no dy chop? and how does my comment mean all you typed

Chuky7:


Yes it is...

Haha they just have to whine...

pass me the controls of the babe wey been dey rock towel ..As your padi man

Badt guy

Dicktion:
Badt guy

Hope you are learning how to improve your life and have plenty money so you won't end crying in your closet like Somadina.yeye.

Rozz:
Hope you are learning how to improve your life and have plenty money so you won't end crying in your closet like Somadina.yeye.

Do I have to tell you how I'm living my life

Enough of "the go and make money" cliche y'all should try to be creative at least for once and bring in new standards jor. The "Go and make money" trash is becoming stale and boring already

Dicktion:
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.

I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.


My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o


So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves

Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!

Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.

I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss Only when you see me you'd understand fully

OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..

Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.

Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"

And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy




I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date


So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day )

No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left

I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy you

I always pray the lord my soul to keep!

Keep on fooling yourself

Dazave:
one of the disadvantage of being handsome is that most of these babe dont love you but they just want you to bang them and move on, they want to draw close to you to make their serious boyfriend feel jealous but meanwhile they dont love you..most of them dont want to believe that you dont have a babe even when u re seriously in need of a girlfriend.back then a lady told me she cant date me cos i am too handsome, she said she want peace of mind not to be bothered about my presence with other babes...another one will just be crying on the phone that i am cheating on her but mean while i am not cheating..she check all my call logs, text messages and all..too much attention will be on you...you become friends to everybody....salutation and greeting from all corners...your phone will be ringing all the time....some gay will start toasting you...even your mum friends will want to get close to you to introduce you to their daughters...and finally when you are not discipline FORNICATION will be written on your forehead

well said. handsome guys needs discipline in this life.

people sef. even if he uploads his pix, you guys will still downplay it even if it's fine. people always like to criticize. let's appreciate nature for once. this stuffs he wrote their happens to fine guys.
but OP don't let your beauty enter your head oo.

Rozz:
Christian no dy chop? and how does my comment mean all you typed

.lol.

so your mission for that ashawo thread wasnt xtian like afterall.

i don catch you.

Silentgroper:
.lol.
so your mission for that ashawo thread wasnt xtian like afterall.
i don catch you.

i answered you base on how you comment,nothing serious

Rozz:
i answered you base on how you comment,nothing serious

.lies.

what's your price for a night?

Silentgroper:
.lies.

what's your price for a night?

Just praise and worship plus fasting a whole year,silly boy

Silentgroper:
.lies.

what's your price for a night?

She go like form no tell you now.

But if you catch am fvck am well well

Rozz:
Just praise and worship plus fasting a whole year,silly boy

.hahaha. I aint got a problem with that as long as its just me and your sexy xtian ass.

yo lets fix a date. For reals yo

Dicktion:
She go like form no tell you now.
But if you catch am fvck am well well

lol.
she gatz chop na. lets not disrespect her hustle.

Silentgroper:
lol.

she gatz chop na.
lets not disrespect her hustle.

the hustle is real

Dicktion:
the hustle is real

.for reals yo

From what you just typed...bro you are truly handsome. Been attractive comes with a whole bunch of insecurities...Sometimes I wish I was just that average looking nigga. You know what it means to always be one of the most attractive if not the most attractive in every group you find yourself? From highschool, university, NYSC, Workplace....It's like a cross you have to carry about. The way people tend to judge you before they even talk to you.....Bitter truth is, real fine guys in Nigeria don't really have numerous girls flocking in and out of their lives like the average looking guys....They tend not to chase girls cos they are constantly in hot pursuits of their dreams, unlike the average looking guys trying to seek validation. You'll hardly see a super-fine guy blowing his trumpets or sporadically uploading pictures on SM cos he already knows that he's handsome and has definitely heard that plethora of times

Bloghomies:
There is this app called Faceapp.. Use it to know how you'll look when old. When you grasp the hard truth that this your handsome face will soon fade, you'll humble yourself and start seeking for a life path.

If your handsomeness is not making you money or leading you to your life path, it's a distraction that will soon ruin you.

I am 25 years, but I look 19 and I'm damn handsome. The type that gets thousands of messages when I upload a new pic on Facebook.

Young and old, even fellow guys we're always on my dm, promising heaven and earth.

In fact, the distraction was the major reason I quit social media. I even opened a thread on that.

But despite how handsome, I was still insecure. I started working out.. I got the abs, the chest, the legs..

Still when I look at myself, I don't see what others see. They said I should become a model, I should become this or that.. But I had no passion for that. I just love entrepreneurship, business!

The attention.. The haters.. Some people will just see me and hate me for no reason.

Bro, being overly handsome is a curse.. When you grow some sense, you'll understand what I just typed! Finally, I am free.

I wish you the best!

Dicktion:
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.

I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.


My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o


So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves

Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!

Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.

I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss Only when you see me you'd understand fully

OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..

Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.

Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"

And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy




I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date


So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day )

No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left

I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy you

I always pray the lord my soul to keep!

I feel you brother

Dicktion:
Badt guy

Haha wetin man go do...weather cold..

OO77:
I am extremely HANDSOME for starters ; and I can authoritatively tell that all what you wrote up there are lies.... Big fat lies...
Ladies run because they see you?
I've posted my picture for reference....
Girls would flirt with you if you're handsome, and not running away... Bleep outta here dude with your mind boggling lies

What's With The Red Lip Gloss O Ye Extremely Handsome Weight Lifting Hunk?

Chai bad mouth

vanida6:
em ugly pass monkey abeg no bother about em pix or u girls wil cry

IceColdVeins:
From what you just typed...bro you are truly handsome. Been attractive comes with a whole bunch of insecurities...Sometimes I wish I was just that average looking nigga. You know what it means to always be one of the most attractive if not the most attractive in every group you find yourself? From highschool, university, NYSC, Workplace....It's like a cross you have to carry about. The way people tend to judge you before they even talk to you.....Bitter truth is, real fine guys in Nigeria don't really have numerous girls flocking in and out of their lives like the average looking guys....They tend not to chase girls cos they are constantly in hot pursuits of their dreams, unlike the average looking guys trying to seek validation. You'll hardly see a super-fine guy blowing his trumpets or sporadically uploading pictures on SM cos he already knows that he's handsome and has definitely heard that plethora of times

Exactly. Even if fine guys woo girls, they don’t chase them like the average looking guys will, fine guys don’t try to impress no girl because they get attention from girls all the time. It’ll be very ridiculous when you’re fine and trying hard to get a girl playing some games, you rather free her because u know u have lots of options.

Pretty Nigerian girls go for the guys with the money not fine guys, it’s an added advantage when a guy is handsome, confident and boxed up tho, he’ll get almost any girl.

allandutch:


What's With The Red Lip Gloss O Ye Extremely Handsome Weight Lifting Hunk?

i have extremely red lips... Same as my mom

OO77:
i have extremely red lips... Same as my mom

Oshey...
OOLai77

Hello dude. We all have troubles with women and this is okay. However, we can’t live without them. As for me, I decided that I will use this website and find new girls there. I don’t want a serious relationship and I hope they will understand me. Of course, I will tell the truth

op is right, it happens. But brother your good looks is nothing without deep pockets. You get ladies? while we ( anyone who is wealthy) get loads of RESPECT. Both male and female would treat you like a God if you have money. You are not more hansome than dangote as a man.

Another fact my guy, if you have RED LIPS, girls run after you but if you have RED CARS, people both male and female, men and women, boys and girls would run after you. Hustle and experience this thing and putting down. Someone with you looks and wealthy, would have women KILL themselves