xanie:
Dog is even better.. Ever been chased by a Turkey? That animal no get respect.

Turkey, Geese, Mother Hen.

They are high level Evil!

xanie:
Dog is even better.. Ever been chased by a Turkey? That animal no get respect.

Mehn, turkey na vikings. Believe me.

Ejenavi18:
My experience was was a funny one.
It happened last year, I travelled to spend my holiday with a close family friend.
I arrived there at night, the dogs (a rottweiler, GSD and a pup) welcomed my arrival with barking as usual with strangers, but she managed to calm them down, we went inside and I settled in..

Well the next morning, the dogs gave me the greatest scare of my life that I still smile each time I remember it. I was in the sitting room when I noticed that the dogs where hitting on the burglary proof just outside the house (didn't know that the dogs could actually remove the pad lock themselves once it's unlocked).
I saw through the window that the dogs have already passed the burgary proof and heading towards the main door which was slightly opened. I got up from the chair I was sitting on and ran to close the door fully so they won't get inside. JJC like me didn't know that the dogs knew their way around the house, they went to look for another entrance-the kitchen door!

I was heaving a sigh of relief thinking the dogs were gone only for me to open my eyes and I saw them right in front of me. I was scared and surprised at the same time that I began shouting at the top of my voice, aaaaahhhh! and the whole family came running from their various rooms thinking the dogs had bitten me already. Those dogs nearly gave me a heart attack that day, they were actually fierce-looking especially the rott with her intimidating size.

I later bonded with the dogs and we became friends, they even welcomed me each time I came back from my outings.

I'm trying to imagine your face when you saw the dog; you'll just look like Oshiomhole. Sorry, I'm not trying to call you a monkey o.

valdes00:
DOG..? NO
But back then, my Ex GF yaff been chased by a Turkey before...
I laughed so hard, she almost broke up with me cos of the laugh... Once in a while when we say HI, i still make fun of her.... Na that day i knw say Turkey na Cultist... Live n direct

Turkey no dey laugh o, they will just be chasing you like they have a special interest in you. If you like do sharp bend or u-turn, na you go tire.

It's been long time tho
I remember going to pick a fruit after school.
Jack fruit or something like that, the mumu racist lady, was just hiding somewhere with her dogs looking at me.

Innocent me bent over to pick her lifeless fruits n the next thing I saw was a dog with saliva all over it's mouth. Pursue her!! Jesus
Gosh,I didn't run actually, I flew that faithful day.

I mean I was just a kid. That's main reason I don't like racists,they don't always care.

oluwaseunamos33:
I've never been chase by dog before simply because it's an abomination for dog to even come near me. If any dog try to near me, it will die by thunder. Am from Royal family and if you daot it, turn urself to dog and come near me

This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow..

Wetabix:

You are stupid so paying for the burial and the medical bills is worth a life. The things I read online

Your parents didn't train you well at all. Infact most dogs are better trained than you

Rubbish

erifeoluwasimi:
E be like say na only me cow don pursue before

Lol. Tell me sth, baby.

chatinent:

I'm trying to imagine your face when you saw the dog; you'll just look like Oshiomhole. Sorry, I'm not trying to call you a monkey o.

handsomebeauty8:
Dogs can only bark at me but cannot chase me.

When once I do as if I want to carry a weapon on the ground, it will run away.

It all depend on the breed of dogs you’re talking about. One of my friend almost got mauled by my Hungarian Rottweiler some weeks ago, simply because he threatened her with a stick.

handsomebeauty8:
Dogs can only bark at me but cannot chase me.

When once I do as if I want to carry a weapon on the ground, it will run away.

Those are bingos, not DOGS.

MrColdsweat:


Back in the village, we had that kind of goat.

When you and your friends are seated discussing, the goat go stand where una dey, come dey look una Like say e dey expect una to greet am.

Kuku kill me. Lol. Worst is those types don't laugh at all.

Nicklaus619:
Dogs do remember your faces and holds grudges, sometimes in June, 2019, when i got my Rottweiller, I always bring him outside every morning to exercise him, and I use to chain him outside my room while I gym, there is this neighbour of mine that always flow him, each time I am not outside, because he barks a lot, fast-forward to 8 months later, he has grown to become a cute monster, I was exercising him and suddenly, he saw the guy walk into the compound with a girl, he immediately chased and bite him.


Truth is, dogs perceives fear from you, and no matter how wicked and harsh a dog is, it will bark and bark at you but will not jump on you to bite you unless its perceives fear from you, or you bend down trying to stone it, or maybe the dog had marked your face earlier if you constantly stone at it when it's chained .

I have dogs and have trained dogs for over 20years. I have seen my Rottweiler chase at people as it is harsh and rude, but never a day has he bitten anyone intentionally unless he has grudges against you.

Quite truthful. Please I need a Rott. Can I get one from you? Female?

stanliwise:
My own experience wasn’t funny back then I went to a friend house. I knew they have a very aggressive dog, so I didn’t even bother to enter, I called the guy, only for his younger(About six years) bro to come out and started whining me about me afraid of his dog, in same atmosphere I too was whining him that I am not afraid of the dog and the dog can’t do anything.
My friend came and we were discussing, lol and behold the smallie don go release dog carry am with no chain dey come meet me o. As I sight the dog from far running in light speed, my friend turn back to go stop am, but me as a sharp guy don know say dog go escape. Omo na so me I start my own race o like 1000miles gap before the dog but as I turn back ehn e be like say the dog teleport to my back of leg. Omo see shout “yeeeeyeeeeeyeeee”, As I Dey run the next thing my mind tell me Na to jump inside gutter, omo I jump inside o, the dog ran back. All the girls and even friends sisters and everyone on the street where just looking at me inside gutter . Omo shame nor catch me, na God I just dey thank say the dog nor bite me.

Everybody just dey look me, some dey shout for guy wey get dog. Anyway I had minor injuries and a little dislocation but no bite. Later on my friends were now telling me that I should not have run(for my mind I be like If I hear). O boy since then until them change the size of chain and anytime the chain is lock that I use to come to visit o.

The funny thing is they'll be advising you not to run that it won't bite you. Na wetin the dog talk?

ibawon:
It was very early around 5:34am(time for prayers)
I got woken up to go to the mosque, but went back to sleep, then I woke up exactly in the middle of the prayer when I heard prayer sounds.
I just bolted on my way running I stepped on some sleeping dogs. O boy na so dogs start to chase me, them chase me sotay we enter mosque together o boy see as mosque scatter. What happened next I can't say.

Abeg Complete the story

Pegi23:
My experience isnt funny


Just coming back from church evening service we pass a street(short cut). Well I pass back of a car beside a gutter the next thing I know a fearless skinny bingo bit me ...i fell inside gutter that idiot follow me inside the gutter oo. Came out from the gutter and I pick race thank God my brothers were waiting for me.. immediately they saw what was happening one took a stick with a nail,the other motor Tyre they use it and stone the dog while pouring sand tho. Learnt that one of my bro match the child of that bingo and I was the one who received it(it pain me Sha because something I did not do ). To cut the story short. We went to the police to arrest the owner. and dogs was ban in that man compound. I went to hospital to treat my self.




Second one was same church service but we decided to go to church 2. We left the church environment to go look for trouble from other kids. Well we saw a dog that was lying down and we thought they chain it. You all know young brains na to cut story short I found my self climbing fence(a female like me) climbing fence like an expert.

I still love � no matter what happen

E follow you enter gutter? Lol. You go just cold.

ibawon:
It was very early around 5:34am(time for prayers)
I got woken up to go to the mosque, but went back to sleep, then I woke up exactly in the middle of the prayer when I heard prayer sounds.
I just bolted on my way running I stepped on some sleeping dogs. O boy na so dogs start to chase me, them chase me sotay we enter mosque together o boy see as mosque scatter. What happened next I can't say.

Lmao..I can’t stop laughing

Poseidon000:
I'm dexterous in neutralizing aggressive dogs.
So, don't have much of an experience.

But I always have a good laugh whenever my dog seize on the opportunity of me opening the gate, to run out. The way my neighbours run helter scatter on sighting the dog; is damn hilarious

So it funny to you abii

Hopebringer:


Your parents didn't train you well at all. Infact most dogs are better trained than you

Rubbish

Idiot that dead child soul will continue to hunt u and your friend.. Animal

Dreamliner787:
I won't say much, but I never knew I could Fly until the 28th of March 2017.

I can totally relate

Lol. Never. Run away from dogs ke? I'm never scared of dogs. Maybe it's because I have 4 dogs at home, and gave trained over 40 puppies.

In my house we use to have lots of dogs.Bingo hybrid type so I dont really run from dogs.I have been bitten by dogs 3 times.One even tore my trouser when I went to visit my friend.Dogs look into your eyes and if you are scared,they will chase you.
I remember one time I was coming from evening lesson in secondary school.I see one okala bingo don for road.I chased the dog,it ran away and I was like yeah.The dog went and brought about 7 others dogs for me.My brothers were like see this dog o.The started chasing us but I didn't run,same with my brothers.We bent down pick up correct stones and the dogs stopped.We decided to turn our back and go home.They started chasing us.This time I decided one of the dog must collect the stone I had.I was about to throw the stone and my brother shouted STOPPP!!!The dog was standing close to a white Mercedes Benz car and I may have damaged the car if I stoned the dog.The dog with its gangs were backing and jumping up and down as we decided to leave the fake dogs and walk home.I do not run from dogs nor am I afraid of them.we ate our last dog when things was tough.

JoyJones2000:
When I was a little girl I followed my friends to go fetch water from a public borehole, when I was done fetching mine I put the basin on my head, while we were walking back home two dogs walked past us, my friends didn't even noticed but I did, so as the dogs were walking on their own jejely I turned back to look at them cuz my heart was already pounding so I did that thrice and the dogs noticed and turn to look at me, I didn't even care about the water I threw the basin of water away and immediately turned to usain bolt and the dogs followed me while I was screaming and running till I fell down and I thought for a moment that I was done with, only for the dogs to sniff at me and returned back on their way since that day eh if you are my friend and u have a dog in your house don't even think of inviting me cuz I won't come

we share almost same experience

Since that day, I get very scared of going to any house that has dog, even till today

My own, na cow pursue me

Back then in Uni,I was going to school with my friend and we very late so we decided to take shortcut which was a bushy path.

As we were going, we saw a herd of cows coming towards us, so we moved to the other side of the road and continued walking fast only for us to hear rapid steps behind us.. I looked back and saw one of the cows coming towards us.. naso I pick race o, we just dey run..the aboki come dey laugh is con call his cow back.. my heart just dey beat.. After that day I no dey ever follow that path again..

xanie:
Dog is even better.. Ever been chased by a Turkey? That animal no get respect.

That one na cultist na

I was 9yrs old, then we lived a one bedroom flat and our landlord had this scary looking dog. I was slightly sick on that day and I was asked to go get some onions for the food my mom wanted to cook. I was coming back from the shop and met the dog outside. I was scared, i couldn't shout, and there was nobody outside. Na so race start o... I ran past my house and while I was running, I fell down. As the dog see say I fall, him just leave me waka pass. I just carry myself dey cry go back house

harriet412:
My own, na cow pursue me

Back then in Uni,I was going to school with my friend and we very late so we decided to take shortcut which was a bushy path.

As we were going, we saw a herd of cows coming towards us, so we moved to the other side of the road and continued walking fast only for us to hear rapid steps behind us.. I looked back and saw one of the cows coming towards us.. naso I pick race o, we just dey run..the aboki come dey laugh is con call his cow back.. my heart just dey beat.. After that day I no dey ever follow that path again..

You're lucky o

Wetabix:

Idiot that dead child soul will continue to hunt u and your friend.. Animal

Again I repeat your parents didn't train you well. Infact stray dogs are better trained than you are

Hopebringer:


Again I repeat your parents didn't train you well. Infact stray dogs are better trained than you are

Fvck off

Wetabix:

Fvck off

Your dad and mum should hide their heads in shame

Lol

chatinent:

This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow..

Some people's experience sha , laughing like kilode


The sight of dogs from afar alone makes me shiver, can't have them as pets.. Scared o

No experience of being chased.. Phewwwww