Happy sunday victor may God almighty for feeding us and making our time not to be bored but worth-while reading your God-given talented interested story keep it up buh you said posting about 5 stories a day is spamming okay i suggest if 4 episode a day will be okay and free from spam!!! Congrats once again your story is sweet like lolipop more updates and try consider my above mentioned suggestions thank you our seasoned writer of the year 2020...............

Hmm...so many questions to be answered o! but wait, e no go make if Ugo betray Vic o!

Elvictor, abeg i no want make dem break up o! na dem be the baddest duo

*Shines teeth a0

MAMBALIAN:
the waiting game is killing me slowly oo, give us at least 5 update in a day na e go sure

lol .. na ban straight

Johnsown1:
Here who is ugochukwu. I wonder the supernatural power of shantel and my guy oga talk na do I wonder shall.

the story will give you all the answers as we proceed.

dawno2008:
@Elvictor (oga d pen)
Na beg I dey beg u, nor carry ya pen break the sweet friendship btw ugo and oga landlord.

Ugo as been good and loyal to his friend all through the story,I see no reason why he'll betray his friend,we all need friends like him,he's a true brother.

So Pls don't bring issues between them,cos the landlord needs all the help he can get.
Thanks for the update.

lwkmd.. i still dey think where I go draw the first blood, but I go put your feelings to consideration.

Silasloaded:
Happy sunday victor may God almighty for feeding us and making our time not to be bored but worth-while reading your God-given talented interested story keep it up buh you said posting about 5 stories a day is spamming okay i suggest if 4 episode a day will be okay and free from spam!!! Congrats once again your story is sweet like lolipop more updates and try consider my above mentioned suggestions thank you our seasoned writer of the year 2020...............

4 updates, will it not be tiring for you to read?

Healman:
Hmm...so many questions to be answered o! but wait, e no go make if Ugo betray Vic o!

Elvictor, abeg i no want make dem break up o! na dem be the baddest duo

*Shines teeth a0

you know how story sweet when friends breakup and unite at last for commando! you go soon understand.

*shines whiter teeth*

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Episode 95




Me: no be new thing na, everybody know that one.

Ugochukwu: I wish say em no commot from ona party, EFCC for nodey chase am like that.

Me: em never see anything, em wisdom don turn foolishness because of ego.

Ugochukwu: Okoye is a wonder-fool man. switch on the radio I wan hear details.

Me: wetin you wan use details do again? the money never explain everything?

Ugochukwu: I still dey look for evidence wey show say you get sense.

Me: na for only people wey get sense.

Anderson called and I informed him that we were on our way to my yard.

Ugochukwu: na which village we dey go first?

Me: Ochagba village.

Ugochukwu: na ona village be that.

Me: no.

Ugochukwu: we suppose start this campaign, or wetin you call am rally for ona village na.

Me: I no even include my village, those wicked people.

Ugochukwu: why na?

Me: na them kill my parents.

Ugochukwu: explain.

He took a bent curve and we past a scene that accident had just occurred, I saw some people running towards the road to steal some items instead of helping the victims.

Me: it all started after my eighteenth birthday, I write JAMB that year to enter University and JAMB jam me enter Poly. That christmas my papa carry us go village, I been dey enjoy wonderful christmas when I start to hear voices wey dey argue for our parlour. I stand up from my room to go see who and who dey argue with my papa for em sitting room, when I reach there I see my three uncles with my papa.

Flashback.

My dad: our ancestral family no get juju, why ona wan bring juju enter the family.

Innocent: we need am for protection and prosperity.

My dad: which juju dey give prosperity ehnn?

Dede: you think say we no know.

My dad: know wetin?

Evans: say you dey go Igwe to acquire powers, na em make you rich.

My dad: God forbid, I serve a father who lives in heaven. Everything I get today na because of him.

Dede: allow us to serve our own na, abi you no want make your brothers rich like you too?

My dad: why ona no drop the juju for ona house, ehnn?

Present.

Ugochukwu: why them no drop am for their houses?

Me: the thing tire me too oh!

Ugochukwu: dey tell me, remain small we go soon reach your yard.

He drove into the dirt road that led to the street that my yard is in, two children were running away from dog. And their actions cracked me up.

Ugochukwu: see your childhood days.

Me: I nodey fear dog, see small dog dey pursue those two big children.

And the funny part of it was when a woman saw them been chased by the little puppy, the fat woman kicked away her slippers and ran too. Everywhere just dey shake for her body anyhow.

Ugochukwu: your fat wife sabi run oh!

Me: *I start laughing* your daughter in law.

Ugochukwu: abeg, leave these people gist me.

Me: *I clear my throat* them leave our house that day with anger, my papa no gree them. Hatred started betwixt the elder brothers of the family, during our second semester exams my mama call me.

Flashback.

Me: hello, mommy. Good evening.

My mom's voice: you no miss me bah?

Me: I missed you na, if I no miss you. Who will?

My mom's voice: why you no call me?

Me: na exam 'cause am na, how is daddy.

My mom's voice: na God oh! all is well, the first son of the family don die oh.

Me: what!

Present.

Me: we don reach, reverse abeg.

Ugochukwu: we dey go back.

Me: you no get sense, na backyard we suppose pass?

I opened the car's door and waved at Anderson, the dyna was directly behind our car while three buses lined up behind it.
The speaking system were in it.

Anderson: honourable, make we proceed *raising his hand*

Me: as I speak to you, shout I need sense. We for stay here ehnn.

I entered the car back and Ugochukwu ignited the engine and we moved, they drove behind us.

Anderson's voice: 1, 2, speak to the microphone. 1, 2 speak to the microphone. My people election don come again oh! no waste your vote, if you nodey vote before, na time to vote.

Another voice came on the microphone, which I recognized it to belong to Papa Jayjay. Because no one can be possess with such wit of madness with language.

Papa Jayjay's voice: veto on creme-de-la-creme of this epoch with sagacious piety, even with my grammatical arsenal and my insurmountable high feet as orator his onslaught bamboozle me to my sepulchre.

Anderson: oh! people ona don hear am, that is the grammar man talking oh!

Papa Jayjay's voice: spirited with Machievellian prince and the charismatic elements of Hitler with exploit of Alexandra. What an impeccable abracadabra, what an ad hoc!

Me: Ugo, stop this car. That man dey curse me oh!

TBC..

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Episode 96




Ugochukwu: bush man! em nodey curse you.

Me: so, na wetin em dey do?

Ugochukuw: em dey use grammatical bruhaha explain your person.

Me: which one be bruhahaha, again na?

Ugochukwu: I don forget say I dey talk with average Nigeria man wey do copy and paste for WAEC.

Me: you sabi English reach me?

Ugochukwu: *laughing* hahaha, everybody know say I sabi English pass you.

Me: oya tell me wetin be Honorificabilitudinitatibus?

Ugochukwu: why you dey speak in tongues na?

Me: talk say you no know am, if I speak grammar for you this motor go run enter trailer.

Ugochukwu: abeg no argue again, our two sabi English. Guy, you never finish wetin you been dey yan me.

Me: wetin be that?

Ugochukwu: about your parents, how your village people 'caused their death.

I sighed bitterly and melancholy welled down on me as I reminisced, slowly I went into memory lanes.

Me: before my mama call that day, she don been tell me say the other family uncle don go jack the juju put inside the ancestral family hall without acknowledging the eldest son of the family, the man don go report them to the chief of the Village and elders before his death, I returned from school one semester break like that. My papa been dey eat with us when his phone rang, he excused himself and left the dinning table.

Flashback.

My dad's voice: we no go allow that kind thing for our family, not in my time.... Ehnn.. I don warn them oh.... wicked people ... No.... We go do the case till they remove that juju from there ... there is no room for darkness in our family... the burial go be tomorrow.... they are fine oh! my brother... how your own too?

Present.

Ugochukwu: the matter serious oh, so wetin the town people judge?

Me: those guys chop bribe, as my papa see say the matter nodey favour am em do something.

Ugochukwu: wetin em do?

Me: as if he know say something go happen, my papa introduce me to all his business partners, the yards, to his bank manager and gave me access to all his accounts, I come dey wonder why. I needed to ask him why, I did sha... when two of us entered the car to return home from his lawyer's place.

Present.

Me: daddy, why you dey show me all these things?

My dad: this boy, act like old man na. You go soon round up your ND.

Me: I never old na, I be still young fresh boy.

My dad: which girl dey deceive you for school?

Me: no girl oh, am still your small boy.

My dad: *laughing* hahaha, when the time comes. Behave weak and act strong, my boy.

Me: sure sir!

Present.

Ugochukwu: this your story get as em be oh!

Me: my papa no gree, even when the Village people ruled against them. My papa threatened to go to the village and removed it personally with some pastors.

Ugochukwu: em do am.

Me: *I shake my head* em no do am, I just came back from lecture after my HND class, my phone rang.

Flashback.

Me: hello, Victor is on the line.

Caller's voice: Victor, where you dey?

Me: excuse me, who be this?

Caller's voice: come UPTH, your parents just got accident.

Me: abeg, na lie no talk that thing.

Present.

Ugochukwu: them get accident?

Me: yes, on their way to village.

Ugochukwu: eyaa..

Me: wetin be eyaa?

Ugochukwu: so wetin happen afterwards?

Me: them die, my uncles no even wait to bury my parents before they start to campaign for the property to be shared. I no get any choice but to trick them with my papa lawyer.

Flashback.

Me: sir, good evening.

My dad's lawyer: Victor, how you dey?

Me: I dey okay.

My dad's lawyer: this one you remember me today.

Me: sir, I wan discuss serious matter with you.

My dad's lawyer: go on, I dey listen.

Me: sir abeg, help me tell my uncles say my papa order say make them read em will after em burial. Also hint them say them get some shares from his properties.

My dad's lawyer: your papa will everything give you.

Me: I know, just tell them like that. I want make them bury my papa.

Present.

Ugochukwu: *laughing* hahaha, no be today you start this your life oh!

Me: the thing work like magic, if you see the speed them take do my papa and mama burial ehnn.. By then I don already sell my papa house for City and also moved my mama supermarket, transfer all the money from my papa account.

Ugochukwu: so, wetin come happen las las?

Me: I give them my papa ATM cards.

Ugochukwu: you no mean am.

Me: I mean am, no shi shi dey inside. I disappeared afterwards, them no know my whereabout for years, guy you don see why I hate those people.

Ugochukwu: you need to leave the matter, let bygones by bygone.

Me: we don reach.

I saw some naked children running out of their mud houses waiting along the dirt road that led to the village town hall. immediately we moved pass them they pursued us. I saw them with the side mirrors, by that time Anderson start em noise again.

Anderson: naked children, make ona no forget to tell your papa to vote for Honourable talk and do oh!

My phone rang and I looked at screen to see the caller I.D, it was Aisha. This witch again!

TBC..

the comments are worth dropping two episodes.

Elvictor:
the comments are worth dropping two episodes.

Lol, na you try pass.

Honourable talk and do, your parents' story is really pathetic but I like the sense wey you use for your village people. Oya na, try use the same for Aisha. E fit work o.

Elvictor:
the comments are worth dropping two episodes.

well-done bro, tubesup keep it up, ur doing well.

always following ur update bumper to bumper �

Elvictor:
the comments are worth dropping two episodes.

Honorable talk and do, you too much. I gbadun those two updates like Germans dey gbadun ogogoro.

Ayanfe29:


Lol, na you try pass.

Honourable talk and do, your parents' story is really pathetic but I like the sense wey you use for your village people. Oya na, try use the same for Aisha. E fit work o.

you mean Dolce? that woman harsh oh!

KingAgroOrganic:
well-done bro, tubesup keep it up, ur doing well.
always following ur update bumper to bumper �

your comment dey high me to update everyday

unitysheart:


Honorable talk and do, you too much. I gbadun those two updates like Germans dey gbadun ogogoro.

you dey Germany? you seem to know a lot about Germans.. lwkmd.

OGA LANDLORD 21+


Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers


Episode 97




I stared at the screen and saw the witch's number, I don even forget how to receive call sef as I see the caller I.D.
We are driving straight into the main village were the town-hall is located around the village square.

Mud houses just dey for view, I no even see block houses that doesn't mean there is none. They nodey gree build block houses for the main Village, Ugochukwu stared at the side mirror.

Ugochukwu: who be those children kwanu? Make them no confuse me say we don go back to the garden oh.

Me: you wear clothe when you small like that?

Ugochukwu: I start to wear clothe from my mother womb, the evidence is clear.

My phone rang again, this woman nodey tire oh.
We arrived at the town square were a large space for cultural activities is carried out, masquerade dance and wrestling, and others.

Ugochukwu: na who dey call you like that?

Me: na Aisha oh!

Ugochukwu: oh! Your wife.

Me: back to sender.

He looked for a space and parked the car while I silenced my phone and put it back in my trouser's pocket, Ugochukwu stepped out and I did also. Aisha no know say she be old news, who cares about Dolce&Gabana when am rocking Balenciaga.

We both stood by the car's side looking back at the buses and the dyna we brought with us, I didn't notice the big sand carriage truck behind us till that moment.

Ugochukwu: wetin ona wan use tiper do na?

Me: I no even understand as I dey with you like this.

Ugochukwu: ona wan build house for the village?

Me: ask Anderson na.

Four men came out of the front of the town hall, the town hall is a block house whereas the people's inside it lived in a mud house.
Nothing person no go see, the ward-chairman saw us and came over.

The convoy that came with us are settling were to stop their vehicles, immediately they stop. Anderson rushed over too.

He just lay flat on the ground before me, I no expect am sef. The thing shock me.

Ward chairman: tap me your blessing, my own honourable.

Me: ah ah! Oga, stand up oh!

Ward chairman: if you no bless me, I no go stand up here.

Ugochukwu was just laughing out his ass, the whole thing doesn't look funny to me.

Me: I don bless you, biko get up.

Anderson: honourable talk and do, how we go do the rice na?

Me: no worry, ward-chairman we bring some bags of rice for ona.

Ward chairman: *he raise his hand* if you no go, nobody go go again.

Me: Anderson, na em go instruct you on how to keep the bags of rice.

He took away Anderson and we headed towards the entrance of the Town Hall were the Village chief and some elders stood, we greeted them and went in with them.
People were sitting inside, they turned when they noticed our grand entrance and I became nervous.

But I manned up and walked gingerly discussing with the Village chief, he did the opening remark and required me to take the floor.

Me: people of Ochagba na ona son be this oh, I don come to beg ona vote. If your pikin no eat, mama go gree eat?

Voices: mba! na true say em be our son tru tru, hope say em no go behave like others oh.

Me: I understand say ona no get light, before this Month go finish. This village go get light *loud shouts erupt, people just dey happy* lastly, small rice dey outside for ona.

That one make them go gaga sef, I informed the Village Chief that we are leaving. I no really plan to come formal visit, na to just create wetin rumour go carry in my name.

The chief escorted us out of the hall while the occupied chairs became empty when I mentioned rice- and outside -, nobody wan stay inside again.

I looked at the women and men arguing over the rice, the Village Chief and the Elders forget me rush over when they saw the commotion.

The sun no good for my body as na still afternoon, I entered inside the car waiting for Anderson to give us the greenlight to drive out of the village.
Ugo joined.

Me: wetin be that drink and money wey you give Shantel mother?

Ugochukwu: you no know?

Me: how I go know, I don marry before?

Ugochukwu: but you dey pull pa-nt and unclasp br-a faster than married men.

Me: you no well oh, just answer my question.

Ugochukwu: Shantel say na back drink oh, next week I go do the formal introduction and she call that one front drink.

Anderson came over to the car and told us they are done with settling the villagers, I told him that they should get ready so that we can leave. Ugochukwu ignited the car and drove out of the Village.

Ugochukwu: so, why you nodey like to go Church?

Me: with wetin happen to my father, I just loose hope.

Ugochukwu: so who you dey blame.

Me: I wan ask G** why em take my parents.

Ugochukwu: you nofit ask am question.

Me: na em make I stay away.

Ugochukwu: you dey always get rubbish excuse to your mumulity.

Me: na you sabi.

After I gave Anderson the money he demanded we drove back to the Governor's residence, the owner of the house are yet to return.
I took that opportunity to call Profit, the lady that gave me her number, it rang twice before she picked.

Profit's voice: hello, I thought you will never call.

Me: I don call.

We were both silent for awhile wondering why sef.

Profit: can I see you?

Me: yes.

Profit: I will send you an address.

Me: okay.

I hung and lay on my bed, hope say I dey alright? Sure na.. Am slaughtered by her beauty and broken down by her smile, naso me I reason am sha...

She is the option if Veronica wan turn to that her witch mood again or she say she don tire for me, I go jump enter the moving vehicle wey be Profit.

I got up when I received the text message from Profit and headed to the bathroom, I was busy dressing up when Ugochukwu entered.

Ugochukwu: this one you dey dress like children wey wan go do happy christmas, where you dey go?

Me: na insult or wetin?

Ugochukwu: na compliment.

Me: well... I dey go meet person..

Ugochukwu: person? Na wa oh! So my follow you.

Me: as bodyguard or bull-dog.

Ugochukwu: you no well.

We both laughed over it, I find my way to were Profit had sent me to arrive at.
It was an expensive eatery in the Government Reserved Area.
.
The waiter took me to the reserved table, the way them treat made me feel like VIP. is like Profit na madam on her own sha, quite young to have all these glory.

She came in later looking new to me, if she was looking beautiful when I saw her that morning. This evening she is looking too beautiful and take-away, I still dey think where I wan take am away too.

Is she tryna impress me? She don impress me effortlessly, I just dey stare and stare even when she dey before me. I still dey stare, maybe brother stare don give me his powers of staring.

Profit: come and act like a gentle.

Me: oh!

I got up not knowing how a gentleman should act, I never go this kind of date before to come act like gentle-man on top.
I followed her signal and walked over, and I shifted the chair on her behalf. She sat beaming with so much radiating beauty from her face.

Veronica: thank you *she mutter*

Me: *I grin* you are welcome.

If naso them dey become gentleman, oyigbo people head no correct.
I walked to my chair and sat back.

Profit: am sorry am late, I was on shoot.

Me: wetin be shoot?

Profit: oh, you don't know me *I shrug, I for ask* ain't you on social media, like facebook, twitter, instagram.

Me: am not.

She wore alien face as I replied, we talked about ourselves and I told her about Veronica she simply brushed her case away and focused on us. After we had dinner, she paid for it and we left the eatery and got to their car park.

Profit: so, where are you going?

Me: home.

Profit: how about you spend the night in my house?

I think say na only men dey rape, but at the look of things am beginning to think something.

TBC..

wait oo does victor really know wat he wants?? the guy just de complicate his life with women

Elvictor:


you dey Germany? you seem to know a lot about Germans.. lwkmd.

Vic's tale of his parents' death is quite a sad one, and the young man has seen life, like really well, but he still dey endanger himself sha.
Stupid as Ugo might appear, he is however an intelligent dude, the guy dey reason things.

Who is Profit? my mind dey tell me sey na one kain celebrity.

Madam Stella
Veronica
Aisha
Profit

hmmm. *shakes head

Honourable talk and do with women mata nah something else ooo. Elvictor, thanks for the back to back update ooo...

Honourable talk and do ride on.. bang any woman that comes your way. Nothing do you.we dey with you

Honourable talk and do wan swim another river be date abi?
Make madam Stella catch am preson wey get eyes,nose,ears and mouth everywhere

OK ooo,I dey warn am now,he nor wan hear oooo.
When kasala burst or "profit" turn "Loss" my hand nor dey ooo

ena5four:
what y'all doesn't understand is that, i mean from my own perspective, ugo is a game, madam stella is a game, veronica is a game even aisha too is a game, here's how it goes, veronica and aisha and profit are all madam stella's daughters, ugo is in a deal to destroy victor and that baba that did bullet proof charm for them is a game too, they all planned the life victor is leaving, victor had an elder brother but y'all won't know now, well op will know my assumptions were right at the end sha, unless he decides to change the story,
welldone op, i love the work.

How can Aisha be Stella daughter?

ena5four:
what y'all doesn't understand is that, i mean from my own perspective, ugo is a game, madam stella is a game, veronica is a game even aisha too is a game, here's how it goes, veronica and aisha and profit are all madam stella's daughters, ugo is in a deal to destroy victor and that baba that did bullet proof charm for them is a game too, they all planned the life victor is leaving, victor had an elder brother but y'all won't know now, well op will know my assumptions were right at the end sha, unless he decides to change the story,
welldone op, i love the work.

Guy calm down joor
No use your personal opinion change storyline jawe.
How all of dem go be game?
Abi you dey the author mind ni?

Abeg @Elvictor nor let person change your mind ooo

dawno2008:
Guy calm down joor No use your personal opinion change storyline jawe. How all of dem go be game? Abi you dey the author mind ni?
Abeg @Elvictor nor let person change your mind ooo

Aisha no be Madam Stella age mate?

ena5four:
what y'all doesn't understand is that, i mean from my own perspective, ugo is a game, madam stella is a game, veronica is a game even aisha too is a game, here's how it goes, veronica and aisha and profit are all madam stella's daughters, ugo is in a deal to destroy victor and that baba that did bullet proof charm for them is a game too, they all planned the life victor is leaving, victor had an elder brother but y'all won't know now, well op will know my assumptions were right at the end sha, unless he decides to change the story,
welldone op, i love the work.

bros, I respect you ohh! But I mention those two women age na!

ena5four:
what y'all doesn't understand is that, i mean from my own perspective, ugo is a game, madam stella is a game, veronica is a game even aisha too is a game, here's how it goes, veronica and aisha and profit are all madam stella's daughters, ugo is in a deal to destroy victor and that baba that did bullet proof charm for them is a game too, they all planned the life victor is leaving, victor had an elder brother but y'all won't know now, well op will know my assumptions were right at the end sha, unless he decides to change the story,
welldone op, i love the work.

Spoiler Alert

Elvictor:


Aisha no be Madam Stella age mate?

Good question.

Hope profit is not sent by okoye