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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Nobody: 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2020
Elvictor:


my belle oh! I still dey my celibate oh! the spam bot always ban and delete anytime I update, I have already finished posting all the episodes.

U have? Where are they, pls? I need to be done reading them. By the way, you really did a great job here kiss
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by bigbauer(m): 9:09pm On Dec 09, 2020
Elvictor:


lol, I go run all the remaining episodes tomorrow

Oga your tomorrow never reach? I know say tomorrow no dey finish.

Seun obinnau Mynd44 lalasticlala divepen1 make una free Elvictor make him complete this story.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:16pm On Dec 09, 2020
bigbauer:


Oga your tomorrow never reach? I know say tomorrow no dey finish.

Seun obinnau Mynd44 lalasticlala divepen1 make una free Elvictor make him complete this story.
.

spambot no gree na, if I post it will delete.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:17pm On Dec 09, 2020
Ciara9251:


U have? Where are they, pls? I need to be done reading them. By the way, you really did a great job here kiss

oh! you are back, dear? you suddenly disappeared half way into your story, happy new month
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:19pm On Dec 09, 2020
Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 175



Me: I was singing a song that my grandmother sang when I was afraid.

Profit: *rolling her eyes* village man.

I feigned anger and tried to walk away, she rushed over and hugged me from behind and buried her face in my back chuckling.
I just had to forgive her because she is too weak for melodrama, I stayed with her in the hospital till night.

I earlier instructed maids and nannies to take good of my daughters, Baby was being stubborn insisting on seeing her daddy and mommy.
I had to caution her several times on calls before that small girl stayed one place after promising her that she will come over to the hospital tomorrow after school.

I stayed in the hospital till the next day, that small pikin can cry abeg I no get strength to dey wake upadan, I woke up the next morning to see Profit bre-ast-feeding the baby.
I took my bath and wore the same clothe because I didn't change clothe but Profit had changed her clothe, I wonder who brought clothe for her.

Profit: are you not going home?

Me: are you chasing me away?

Profit: *bring out her tongue* yes, you better go house and change your out-fit.

I got angry and left the hospital room, Profit have been looking for my trouble.
I got out and received a call from one of the chairman, I picked the call my security aides were guarding me left and right with centre.

Me: hello, my chairman.

Chairman: good morning, your excellency. Ehnn.. Mr. Sam is dead heart attack.

I was shocked how the man who was healthy yesterday now dies of heart-attack, is it the hand work of Profit's grand father.
Profit called but I refused to pick her call she have been pissing me off.

I went home and rested also logged in to my whatsapp only to receive a message from her.

Profit message: are you home, eat before you come?

Me: am not coming.

Profit message: don't come, Victor jnr is here with me.

I feel like throwing that baby outta of the window, I picked Baby and Johannah from their schools and brought them to the hospital, on our way Baby and J almost killed me with questions due to excitement.

I saw fleet of cars when we arrived and the security is very tight, I realized someone is about to kidnap my lovely wife.
I met Profit grand father and some helpers that have come to pick her up, the girls where all over the little child.

Baby: daddy, he is so small, can he see me?

Me: do I know?

Profit: don't mind your daddy, he is your little brother.

Baby: I love you, mommy.

Me: what of me?

Baby: I love you small, Daddy.

I didn't know coup is going on in my house under my nose, Profit grandfather took my kids and their mother away and told me I shouldn't worry about their safety that I should focus on my state.
I returned to the empty house and realized I haven't been calling my friend Ugochukwu, I was about dialing his number when four persons appeared in my room.

I looked around and saw four angry looking men which I surmised they are senators, rep member and the speaker of my state assembly.
They turned into lions and roared to coward me, I didn't understand why they have to show their allegiance before transforming back to human.

Man1: from today you cease to be a member of the lions cult.

Man2: metem! Metem!!

Man3: metempsychosis!

Four of them stretched their hands towards me and raised it up, that is how I struggled in vain when I was lifted up from were I sat and landed on the floor feeling extremely weak.
I felt a throbbing headache before passing out and find myself in a dark path walking naked.

Along the way I saw a man cladded on white looking like an angel.

Angel: your destiny is to change the old order, go back!

Me: who are you?

Angel: find light in your life.

I woke up to find myself in the hospital, immediately I opened my eyes I saw Profit she looked weary and tired.

Profit: thank God, sweet. What happened to you?

Me: *I chuckle* I died but am now back to life.

She smacked me and tears fell from her eyes, I had to cleaned them and promised never to abandon her. I know she has lost a lot of love ones in this life.

I started having enemies left and right different kind of propagandas were carried against me by medias, I went mute without responding to any of them.
I went about my project Rivers first making those in the state to believe that the betterment of Rivers is the betterment of all, I opened up the seaport and supported industries financially.

Elevated business from small scale to large business empires, chairmen were doing very well on their own.
I visited Profit in her father's house and find the man carrying the little child, he hardly goes out nowadays always taking care of my little child I was shocked when I met him bathing the baby once.

Me: why is your grandpa into this little boy?

Profit: he is the only son of his father amongst six daughters, and he gave birth to my father as his only child and lost my grandmother.

The man consider my son as his dead son, Profit grandfather seemed to love Profit father a lot. It was rumoured that he sacrificed them then, wetin concern me sef?

I concentrated on doing everything right in my state, there was a gang up to remove me from the ruling party and it actually worked because I was kicked out of the party.
I didn't even say a word to them I was just doing mumu, opposition parties lined up to woo to their party.

Profit grandfather was begged to be the next president because of his political weight, he called me over for a drink.

Profit grandfather: do you want to be president of this country?

TBC..

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Nobody: 11:15pm On Dec 09, 2020
Elvictor:


oh! you are back, dear? you suddenly disappeared half way into your story, happy new month

Elvictor

Lol. You're funny. I've been here the whole time. I never left... and also didn't stop posting stories. You should check them out, really. Bet you'd love them kiss.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Smithwilliams826: 5:14pm On Dec 10, 2020
Elvictor:




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 175



Me: I was singing a song that my grandmother sang when I was afraid.

Profit: *rolling her eyes* village man.

I feigned anger and tried to walk away, she rushed over and hugged me from behind and buried her face in my back chuckling.
I just had to forgive her because she is too weak for melodrama, I stayed with her in the hospital till night.

I earlier instructed maids and nannies to take good of my daughters, Baby was being stubborn insisting on seeing her daddy and mommy.
I had to caution her several times on calls before that small girl stayed one place after promising her that she will come over to the hospital tomorrow after school.

I stayed in the hospital till the next day, that small pikin can cry abeg I no get strength to dey wake upadan, I woke up the next morning to see Profit bre-ast-feeding the baby.
I took my bath and wore the same clothe because I didn't change clothe but Profit had changed her clothe, I wonder who brought clothe for her.

Profit: are you not going home?

Me: are you chasing me away?

Profit: *bring out her tongue* yes, you better go house and change your out-fit.

I got angry and left the hospital room, Profit have been looking for my trouble.
I got out and received a call from one of the chairman, I picked the call my security aides were guarding me left and right with centre.

Me: hello, my chairman.

Chairman: good morning, your excellency. Ehnn.. Mr. Sam is dead heart attack.

I was shocked how the man who was healthy yesterday now dies of heart-attack, is it the hand work of Profit's grand father.
Profit called but I refused to pick her call she have been pissing me off.

I went home and rested also logged in to my whatsapp only to receive a message from her.

Profit message: are you home, eat before you come?

Me: am not coming.

Profit message: don't come, Victor jnr is here with me.

I feel like throwing that baby outta of the window, I picked Baby and Johannah from their schools and brought them to the hospital, on our way Baby and J almost killed me with questions due to excitement.

I saw fleet of cars when we arrived and the security is very tight, I realized someone is about to kidnap my lovely wife.
I met Profit grand father and some helpers that have come to pick her up, the girls where all over the little child.

Baby: daddy, he is so small, can he see me?

Me: do I know?

Profit: don't mind your daddy, he is your little brother.

Baby: I love you, mommy.

Me: what of me?

Baby: I love you small, Daddy.

I didn't know coup is going on in my house under my nose, Profit grandfather took my kids and their mother away and told me I shouldn't worry about their safety that I should focus on my state.
I returned to the empty house and realized I haven't been calling my friend Ugochukwu, I was about dialing his number when four persons appeared in my room.

I looked around and saw four angry looking men which I surmised they are senators, rep member and the speaker of my state assembly.
They turned into lions and roared to coward me, I didn't understand why they have to show their allegiance before transforming back to human.

Man1: from today you cease to be a member of the lions cult.

Man2: metem! Metem!!

Man3: metempsychosis!

Four of them stretched their hands towards me and raised it up, that is how I struggled in vain when I was lifted up from were I sat and landed on the floor feeling extremely weak.
I felt a throbbing headache before passing out and find myself in a dark path walking naked.

Along the way I saw a man cladded on white looking like an angel.

Angel: your destiny is to change the old order, go back!

Me: who are you?

Angel: find light in your life.

I woke up to find myself in the hospital, immediately I opened my eyes I saw Profit she looked weary and tired.

Profit: thank God, sweet. What happened to you?

Me: *I chuckle* I died but am now back to life.

She smacked me and tears fell from her eyes, I had to cleaned them and promised never to abandon her. I know she has lost a lot of love ones in this life.

I started having enemies left and right different kind of propagandas were carried against me by medias, I went mute without responding to any of them.
I went about my project Rivers first making those in the state to believe that the betterment of Rivers is the betterment of all, I opened up the seaport and supported industries financially.

Elevated business from small scale to large business empires, chairmen were doing very well on their own.
I visited Profit in her father's house and find the man carrying the little child, he hardly goes out nowadays always taking care of my little child I was shocked when I met him bathing the baby once.

Me: why is your grandpa into this little boy?

Profit: he is the only son of his father amongst six daughters, and he gave birth to my father as his only child and lost my grandmother.

The man consider my son as his dead son, Profit grandfather seemed to love Profit father a lot. It was rumoured that he sacrificed them then, wetin concern me sef?

I concentrated on doing everything right in my state, there was a gang up to remove me from the ruling party and it actually worked because I was kicked out of the party.
I didn't even say a word to them I was just doing mumu, opposition parties lined up to woo to their party.

Profit grandfather was begged to be the next president because of his political weight, he called me over for a drink.

Profit grandfather: do you want to be president of this country?

TBC..

Abeg become the President oh. Make dem comot Bubu
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:06pm On Dec 10, 2020
Smithwilliams826:
Abeg become the President oh. Make dem comot Bubu
ehn! lol
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:09pm On Dec 10, 2020
Ciara9251:


Elvictor

Lol. You're funny. I've been here the whole time. I never left... and also didn't stop posting stories. You should check them out, really. Bet you'd love them kiss.
.

i will do just that, I will take my time and read up
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:09pm On Dec 10, 2020
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Last Episode


I was shocked because according to the media that the man wants to be the next president and his supporters are making everything possible to achieve that, why me?

Me: why me?

Profit's grandfather: am too old for that, think about it.

Mustapha doesn't really talk too much, I left him and went to meet my wife who is now busy training the child on how to sit.
I don't know why she still haven't make up her mind to follow me back home, she lay the giggling child on the bed and stood up to welcome me with a hug.

Me: our next baby will be girl.

Profit: are you planning to marry another lady?

Me: you are not serious, you will give birth to another child.

Profit: sweet, three is enough I don't want to get old quickly and am not sharing my beauty anymore.

I was happy about her decision 'cause the last thing on my mind now is to have more children, their wahala too much.

Some weeks later I accepted Profit's grand-father proposal and the next three Months I was given the limelight, I became the golden governor every now and then my name pop-up in newspaper, magazine, blogs, sites.

The people against me in the state disappeared immediately, I started having all kinds of political friends.
I realized all my mistakes as governor were all cleansed and replaced with righteousness, my media aides were in good spirit tweeting upadan me that don't even have time for social media.

When the kid started walking Profit grandfather demanded to have the child stay with him, I didn't believe that Profit that so much love the child gave it up to her grandfather. The man has shown so much love to the kid by taking him everywhere he goes, the boy dey like him hand bag.

We all entered the car Baby, I and Profit with Johannah one big lovely family.
They were in high spirit, I looked at Profit to see any kind of feelings that she did hand over the kid to her grandfather against her wish I find none.

Me: sweet, are you sure about giving your sweet baby boy to your grandfather?

Profit: yes, my grandfather is always lonely

Me: no cry when we reach house oh!

She laughed and nodded then kissed my face, in the night I was reading chats from chairmen group chat that I created to tackle issues facing every L.G.A together.

Chairman1: good evening all, I know say some people no go sleep this night, wizards are allowed to jealous sha.. Am exporting one barrel of palm oil to several countries in West Africa shout out to my progress brothers and enemies.

Chairman2: Okoma at again, no be only shout out na shout in, me wey get the biggest onions farm in southern part of Nigeria never announce am.

Chairman4: that your farm ehnn.. Na python dey live for that farm house?

Chairman1: George oh boy, I hear say your wife born pikin wey him head dey like cat fish own, ndi! exporter of catfish.

I dey read dey tear laugh when my wife came in looking sexy and hot, she took the phone and asked me to check her physique to see if she is in perfect shape and looking hot.
I didn't notice she was trying to get to her full beauty before she will allow me to touch her, I say no to pregnancy again oh.

I told her she is the hottest stock after hot palm oil rice, we smooched stripped and made the bed dance to our se-xual desires.

Every weekend we always go to visit her grandpa were my son stay, Baby and Johannah always looked up to this weekend to tease the stubborn pikin.
I wonder why the pikin no resemble him mother come go resemble me for behaviour, always mischievous.

If we are in his grandpa garden were his bar is, if I drop my phone the little kid will pick it up and start running giggling like ogbanje.
If we are inside he will start looking for what to hide that I brought from home, very anyhow pikin.

Profit grandpa told me that we are going to visit the cabals who are the most powerful people in the country the next day, that they will determine if I will be the next president or not.

Na the first time I started reading the 1999 constitution and discovered how powerful Nigeria president is, I realized that Nigeria president controls air, water, fire, thunder, land, even oxygen, military, in fact everything is under Niger president.
Even the electoral body that put him there is under his control, he controls everything in the country small and big even media, na wa oohh! Being president means being governors of thirty six states and capital including being chairmen and councilors in one person na wa.

The power was too much, no wonder Nigeria nodey waka go front always one place because na only one person dey lead the country, federal republic under unitary system.

I followed Profit's grandfather memorizing plans that I have thought that can make the country better and present it to them, I met with the cabals and discovered that they are prominent men in all the political regions.

Former presidents and retired generals, former head of state in fact looking at their faces I saw Nigeria problems imprinted on their faces.
They started giving me detailed papers on how to satisfy their selfish interest, none of them even outline how to better the life of citizens. Those with oil wells were advising me to protect their interests, I wonder why they love money.

They asked me to take an oath to keep all the conditions, I took an oath and went home without sharing my ideas to better Nigeria.
The men were bored of any talk that has to better Nigeria, I see fire in their eyes and great spirits whenever money sharing is been mentioned.

I didn't know how I started getting supports from left and right, even the campaigns sef stadia were loaded to the full.
I be wan call am love I come remember say my people just come see me for the last time before I become president, because na only campaign go be first and last place you go see Naija president, and small peanuts for thanks for coming wey people go use eat better soup, hunger in the land.

The out-going president was openly campaigning for me and na him appoint INEC chairman and I wonder how I wan come take loose the election when the person wey dey call the result na my personal person, na wa oohh!

I was busy with family when election was going on and went to vote with heavy security and media presence, the results started coming and I was declared the winner.
People celebrated through out the country that my political manifesto will better their life, something wey me no know wetin dey inside.

I started receiving calls from the Cabals on what to do immediately I become president of the country, the day the out-going president is going out I was asked to address the nation with typed A4 papers back and front, na wa oohh! by my spokesman.
I threw it away and people were shocked, I started rendering my speech to my people.

Me: dear Nigerians, I am one of you who have experienced the pains and sufferings of not being an elite. There is hope and a new Nigeria is here to stay, it is a shame that patriotism have been replaced by lies and deceit, the spirit of unity of the country is been held by injustice, and selfish desires. A country that lived by blood and sufferings of the greater number, a country that operate military constitution instead of civilian constitution. We are going to practice true federalism removing the quota system, federal character, and eliminating the exclusive lists that have kept the word Up Nepa since 100years plus of existence Nigeria. I hereby declare the thirty six states independent and able to manage and control it resources in other to flourish, if you are a visionless governor please resign because there will be no Monthly feeding bottle, a competitive states is what Nigeria needed for her growth the Federal Government is sole responsibility is upholding the sovereignty of Nigeria and external affairs, managing disputes between independent states, I hereby institutionalize INEC to be truly independent the federal government have no business appointing any member of the electoral body in order to achieve true democracy, neither does the states governors have a say in the judiciary, legislative arm of government in order to achieve true democracy the democratic process is hereby institutionalize.

A bomb blast was heard and people scampered for safety.

THE END.

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by permit(m): 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
thanks elvictor, you have done well
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by johnjerome(m): 11:28pm On Dec 10, 2020
Wow
Thanks boss for that's outstanding piece ✌️✌️
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Zishot(m): 5:52am On Dec 11, 2020
Elvictor tiri gbosa for the people way born you. No be hype but this na the best story way I don read for NL! Another tiri gbosa for you!
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by unitysheart(m): 6:48am On Dec 11, 2020
Na wah o.


What an end.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Smithwilliams826: 8:45am On Dec 11, 2020
Elvictor:
OGA LANDLORD 21+


This 1 no fit b d end oh. After bubu don comot what next. Boom! Boko don land. We are finished. Abe Vic, no tell me say na d end b dis oh.
E no go good at all.


Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Abdulreheem(m): 9:09am On Dec 11, 2020
waiting for season 2
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by DAOGAR(m): 1:25pm On Dec 11, 2020
Bravo..applusd sir..nice write up
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lordbinsmar: 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2020
Well done Sir.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Calenikan(m): 5:34pm On Dec 13, 2020
Well-done sir
Jar bless
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc: 6:37pm On Dec 15, 2020
Thanks alot sir...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Coolx: 12:16pm On Dec 18, 2020
nawavoo
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by samfrancis1(m): 6:47pm On Dec 18, 2020
Everywhere come dry.. I weak o
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by BankyGee(m): 10:40pm On Dec 20, 2020
Phew! Wow!! Weldone to His Excellency Elvictor, Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces, GCFR. cool

Great thriller!
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by charlesucheh(m): 12:46pm On Dec 21, 2020
Elvictor:
OGA LANDLORD 21+


Subtitle: F*ck fakers.


-Episode 1


Everyone fit be landlord, base on say am the youngest landlord ever liveth. You have reach to own a yard of your own if your parents will leave the house for you, you better go and build your own house.
As the only heir, my parents died and I inherited a yard filled with drama queens and kings.

Let me just describe the yard how it is, it is built round. Houses surrounded it with a well and tap at the centre. The house is in a square shape, having just three entrance and exit.

At the end is a big kitchen for all, with restrooms passages attached to the kitchen, that is were one entrance with exit is.
One is at my door post, that means I will just step out of my self-contain and ball out. The other one is at the other end.
The explanation have do, lets start the tory jare!

Evening time, I just returned from where I went to buy bread against tomorrow, since I don't want to be late for shop.

Voice: who is this downloaded prodigious miscreant, with hydrated mentality lampooned with upgraded stupidity, who shit this shit wey strong pass England economy?

Me: this people don start again.

I just entered my room, locked the door. I don tire to settle case for the yard.

Segun: papa Jayjay, we go run for you, na only you go school for this yard, what of me wey get PHD I nodey use am make noise *with his thick voice, Segun can smoke for African*

Mr. Caleb: make ona no make noise oh, I dey read headlines, if ona wan disturb make ona go outside the yard *man wey sabi, em dey always return early for their house girl Nkitae*

Cynthia: all these married men acting like children, na em make I nofit marry public yard children *yard slay queen, queen of kindness. Her toto sweet pass Amaka own*

Papa Jayjay: I surmise with my cognitive faculty, I envisage a laboratory experimented specie of a nuisance like Cynthia to bombard the wc with shit as strong as English wrecking ball.

Cynthia: wetin bring that one, why you call me .. Ehnn.. Ehnn laboratory shit?

Segun: Cynthia, call your soldier boyfriend make em come beat am for you.

Papa Jayjay: take your unchristened hands off my precious collar, before I descend on you.

Cynthia: beat me na, if no be barrack you go appear.

Mr. Caleb: na wa for this yard oh, Cynthia go wear bra na. Your br*asts dey disvirgin us, biko nu.

Others joined and outside became very noisy, I raised my music up and laid on my bed. And slept off, I haven't even enjoyed the sleep when someone knocked on my door.
I got up and walked to the door opened it, and I saw Smally smiling sheepishly.

She sneaked inside my room, I checked left and right before closing the door.
One small girl like that, that loves d*ck. She always come to my room to watch movie, if I sleep she will ride me.

Smally: uncle, good evening.

Me: evening oh, how you dey?

Smally: I dey, I wan watch film.

Me: oya watch.

I nofit wait again to have her tight kitten on my d*ck oh, I just lie down and started snoring.

TBC...














I love you already Bruv!!;
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by OPC90(m): 9:32pm On Dec 23, 2020
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha


I was thinking whether you where on drugs....
But the last Statement before the end reminds me that you're truly a Nigerian...

Thanks a lot
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by razmub(m): 4:00pm On Dec 24, 2020
Wow
I really must commend you elvictor, this is a great story,
Thank you for this
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Coolx: 11:07pm On Jan 22, 2021
na wa oo
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Coolx: 9:24am On Feb 13, 2021
this tory don die??
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by blanquito(m): 8:44am On Feb 17, 2021
Nice work bro

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