gideonite98:


Come of it jor
Bygones is bygones already
We don forget the match
Abi barca wey dey flog 8 nko

No b who first call police dey win case.

Inspireddd:

Sent

looks like we have an ijiot of the week

Tonyspecial:
looks like we have an ijiot of the week

He's actually a resident idiot. He shows up when other idiots refuse to

perestroika:

He's actually a resident idiot. He shows up when other idiots refuse to

This one off me ooo

perestroika:

He's actually a resident idiot. He shows up when other idiots refuse to

What's Dis Macro All Abt?

Abeg where una drop CHRIS525 ? Nawa oo

Asaba the capital of Delta State is very hot now.... since Saturday till this evening about 5 person gone all in the name of I be this and I be that. The picture below is Viking guy that was killed this evening. Say no to cultism.

Young blood wasted,if only Odin will embrace him in vahalla... misplaced priorities..wen other countries youth are thinking of innovations ours are running d Street with matchete ND guns

MummyIMadeIt:


What is that i see around his waist?

A snake ...

charms. His jazz man scammed him too..

nachi1:
Asaba the capital of Delta State is very hot now.... since Saturday till this evening about 5 person gone all in the name of I be this and I be that. The picture below is Viking guy that was killed this evening. Say no to cultism.

I guess this is what my lecturer means whenever he says "you'll just die for nothing".
Dr Danny I hail oo.

Ojota/Oregun is getting bloody, an Axeman was killed for issues he had nothing to do with.

The painful part is his 10 years old son will grow up to know his father was killed in a meaningless street fight.

One of his comrades said the son and wife would be taken care of by them, I laughed and told him “all man for himself o” which didn’t sit well with him.

In retaliation, they Axe-men have claimed to drop 13 Eiye. How true it is, I neither know nor care but the bottom line is imagine the number of families who have lost sons that were suppose to be at their prime to cultism.


No strong man anywhere, no good cultist.

I’d rather die fighting BH than die like a dog for no tangible reason.


Say No To Cultism.

nachi1:
Asaba the capital of Delta State is very hot now.... since Saturday till this evening about 5 person gone all in the name of I be this and I be that. The picture below is Viking guy that was killed this evening. Say no to cultism.

Life wasted ...Nothing good can come out of Cultism....


Nobodycan save you...

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nachi1:
Asaba the capital of Delta State is very hot now.... since Saturday till this evening about 5 person gone all in the name of I be this and I be that. The picture below is Viking guy that was killed this evening. Say no to cultism.

Good riddance. They all have nothing positive to offer the society. A bunch of drug addicts that has vowed never to have sense. So it’s better they kill each other off, that’s a plus to our society.

Continued

BE echoes (nowhere near his exact words but you should get the idea):
"Alora sealords!!! Alora mi rugged brodas!!! Black HLs have been pricing us for too long. They want the Buccaneer ship to stop sailing but little do they know that the ship sailed since 1972 and there is nothing any HL can do about it. Buccaneers have seen rough seas that have been rougher than this. From the onset, Rica Ricardo, Robogranata, Valla Lorenzo, and the rest of our founding members weathered rough seas to lift the mast high. This eyeland adventure of ours cannot be stopped by stinking lubbers or high lubbers. Buccaneer has a strict policy: NO PRICE, NO PAY. We don't look for trouble but we don't take rubbish as well. This saga of 2001 has been full of prices by the Black HL and we must certainly pay. By the ordainment of Grandpa, I, Alora Brutal the Demon, Big Eye Falkland Deck, hereby declare that BHL must pay their price"

All the lords in the MIT echoed "Awumen ooooo". BE then asks the Killer and Maker of Soul for SIGs. Pablo the Sailor proceeded to mention his findings concerning the HIT. He stated that their paid informant in Aye told them about how the Kpoai of Canta Ethiopia (Aye HT in Abraka) ordered hitmen from Ekpoma and assisted by some inhouse men to organise that bloody attack. He also mentioned the names of the men involved and those in Abraka who facilitated their mapping and attack. Pablo was so passionate about his revenge plan. It was as if the bloodlust of Grandpa had penetrated his heart completely. He gave details of how 5 different squads have been mobilised with rugged and tested lords from within and outside the deck. These squads will simultaneously stage five attacks in five different locations. The Kpoai of Aye was a target, the Chief Butcher of Aye was another target. Of the remaining three targets, one squad will head to Ekpoma (the BE of Cayman deck was ready to chest any rough sea that comes from this), one will go to Obiaruku where a significant BHL eye was located and the last will do mop-up and be on standby.

Pablo had every single detail mapped out. His plans were frequently interjected with shouts of "Alora Sealords", "Woskelebe", "Awumen", and "Correct Capping". He had a very wild imagination for his revenge plan. In one of the plans, the team would capture the target alive and gorge out his eyes, cut his fingers, tongue and toes, use a razor to slash a vein or artery open and then leave him to bleed to inevitable death. The eyes, fingers, tongue and toes would then be packaged and sent as a nicely concealed package to their NBM Zonal Head with a note: "Only those who can see can speak of the glory of Bucanneer". In another plan, the squad would pour LDG all over the target and set him on fire. Yet another plan involved using the best bomboys in our chest to lay siege to the Chief Butcher's cove. The plans all appeared as evil as they can be. What was most painful was the fact that even innocent persons like me cheered them in the blood frenzy all in the name of brotherhood. We all participated in those demonic plans whether or not we were the actual killers. That is what a cult does to you. It makes you an indirect killer by virtue of membership. I didn't lift a gun yet somehow, I participated in those evil plans. Na so confra things dey go. One day, you go dey drink beer for anchor point, another day, you go dey plan person death like say na chicken you dey pluck.

After Pablo spoke and his plans were carried, everything was set again. We were, once more, reminded of the unscrupulous nature of our adventure. We were asked to lay low and always observe. Deck all cappings in public and wait for signals. The saga on focus was about to get bloodier. After the MIT, Pablo took me to another cove in Oguezi quarters of Urhuoka. That was where I finished that leg. For the second time, he wanted me to join his squad. He promised to teach me how to BB. He told me about the first time he killed a man. He said his mentor, Alora Mighty Protector (already late at the time), was the one who asked him to maroon someone for the first time. He couldn't look the person in the eye and he fell sick for days after that act. He said he cried within himself and wanted everything to end but once you do it again, the feeling goes away. In fact, he said, if you maroon someone for the Bucanneer adventure, you would feel great and other lords will respect you. He wanted me to be rugged so that I can observe myself well. He told me tales of how he was on a squad to Baby Falkland, now Grenada Deck (Asaba) to run imado and how he used a side (machete) for the first time. He said using a side was more delicate and rewarding because you get to feel life sapping out of the person. He said it usually made him feel very high. Pablo was already an accomplished killer and there was nothing that could stop that. How he managed to graduate and stay off the radar is still a big mystery to me. Maybe one day, he will answer for all the blood he has shed. Despite all the blood in his hands, he was cloaked as a CO and the Frigate and Galleon know his reputation. Later on, Bucanneers will sing the song of how "our rough sea days are over". How can they be over when those who partook in those rough seas are respected members of confraternity? Some are even members of the "prestigious" Order of Scarlet Bucanneers! Some have gravitated to weather beaten lords by virtue of their violent CVs alone!

After Pablo finished his "toasting" to join his squad, he proceeded to sing a song about "Mami Water" and "Orimado":

"Imami mami mami water yo
Orimado-o
Mami water say make we sail o
Orimado-o
Mami water say na today o
Orimado-o
Mami water say make we pay o
Orimado-o
Naim make her give us all the bomboys
Orimado-o
Mami water say make we rugged
Orimado-o"

The song continues along that line. Pablo was no doubt a very likeable person. He was assertive and bold. Non-initiates usually looked at him with awe. Girls were never his problem. He was also an intelligent man. He spoke good English and his logic was impeccable. Even his battle plans were standard, save for the evil in them. He was very neat and had a good dress sense but alas!, he was a murderer, a sociopath, a killer and one who now lacks human compassion and sympathy all because of this rugged eyeland adventure called Bucanneers Confraternity!


After all his subtle and obvious efforts to get me on his squad failed again, he then warned me to be very careful. Before they went for the mission, he asked me to stay with a lecturer who was also a rugged and fearless lord. He was our deck coordinator then. It was rumoured that this lecturer was a K-Man during his time at Moda Deck (Ibadan). The lecturer supported the RS 100% and he had his own BB. He was not afraid of Axemen. He had three security guards from Umuebu who were well armed and he also had his personal double barrel. Apart from that, his house had many exit points in case of emergency. He also had a very dangerous dog. The lecturer was also feared by students because he was bold and always caught those involved in examination malpractices. However, if you were a sealord and quickly identified as such, he would deck the case immediately. This lecturer single-handedly brought many other lecturers for initiation then. Some lecturers were afraid of Axeman, especially because of the numerous threats to life and they would come to be given a special type of initiation.

The lecturer that accommodated me was known as Alora Eager for Sailing and he was the one who got me through the examination period that year. He taught me how to always observe as a a sealord. He told me never to use a path twice except I can't help it. He told me that I should always look out in any gathering and identify strategic entry and exit points. He taught me to use my eyes to identify possible threats in public. I learnt so much from him. In any case, he also emphasised that despite the ruggedity of the adventure, I should always focus on acada so that I can be salted. He would also meet lecturers on my behalf to push my scores up. Left for the violent aspect of the confra, people like him would make you love Bucanneer but it is all a ruse. That's the truth. Bucanneer has many people in the top echelon of society, including celebrities, politicians, captains of industries, etc but access to them is generally more difficult that you think. Many of them anchor and claw with their contemporaries mostly. They won't give you any job except you are extremely qualified for it anyway. A few, like the lecturer in focus, may be able to jump ropes for you but even then, they do so to a point where you are either left alone or forced to do things yourself. At the end of the day, what is the point in bragging and boasting about topshots if you can't have access to them or if a rival cultist will maroon you anyway?

After days, we started hearing news of people who have been gunned down in Abraka. The scores are rising in favour of Bucanneer. Many people, including key figures were either killed or maimed. Unfortunately, we couldn't get down their Kpoai who was a main target. However, we got down 2 significant butchers and one of those who lead the hit against Bucanneer. It was a season of blood, all to satisfy the dry bones of Grandpa. In one of the successful hits, the squad shot the target at close range but he didn't die. They then proceeded to pee on him before cutting him into pieces like a cow at an abattoir. In yet another hit, they caught the target on campus. He was just finishing a test and he was chased to the river ethiope bank at the end of Campus 2 and then macheted his palms and feet before forcing him to swim to his death. Not all the hits were successful though. The squad that went to Obiaruku had an altercation with the vigilante (who were mainly SVC street members) and one lord was shot on account of being a suspected armed robber. His body was never found till this day. That was how the life Alora Meeting the Target was ended and his family never found closure.


The Ekpoma squad failed woefully. The axemen in Ekpoma were more difficult to get than anticipated. The mission was delayed until the Axemen got to know that a HIT was on them. Only one was successfully caught at a barbing saloon. He went to cut his hair and a lord who just finished cutting his hair identified him and quickly took an okada to inform the squad. The squad mobilised and went to the barbing saloon just in time and they abducted the guy. After torturing and humiliating him for hours, he was eventually beheaded. His head was planted on a stick in front of his family street in Ekpoma there. The events that followed these acts cannot be narrated now.


To be continued...

Falklandsaga we await oo

Inspireddd:
Falklandsaga we await oo

I was banned for by anti-spam bots for my last post but I had to mail the mods to unban me.

Others shouldn't quote the entire post if they want to respond to it, so that you don't get banned.

[b]After all his subtle and obvious efforts to get me on his squad failed again, he then warned me to be very careful. Before they went for the mission, he asked me to stay with a lecturer who was also a rugged and fearless lord. He was our deck coordinator then. It was rumoured that this lecturer was a K-Man during his time at Moda Deck (Ibadan). The lecturer supported the RS 100% and he had his own BB. He was not afraid of Axemen. He had three security guards from Umuebu who were well armed and he also had his personal double barrel. Apart from that, his house had many exit points in case of emergency. He also had a very dangerous dog. The lecturer was also feared by students because he was bold and always caught those involved in examination malpractices. However, if you were a sealord and quickly identified as such, he would deck the case immediately. This lecturer single-handedly brought many other lecturers for initiation then. Some lecturers were afraid of Axeman, especially because of the numerous threats to life and they would come to be given a special type of initiation.
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OKUMAGBA

Reading Falklandsaga tales seems like watching Narcos.... Damn!

Totalitarian:


OKUMAGBA

Who asked you. Over sabi

Father, thank you for covenant university and landmark. Things like this make you want to work hard for your kids to go there if you can't afford Europe and overseas.

This Falkland saga and say no to cultism story don Dey enter deresef..possibilities dey make both of them squad don jam before sef

Graxie:
Father, thank you for covenant university and landmark. Things like this make you want to work hard for your kids to go there if you can't afford Europe and overseas.

Prayer for the country and God's provision for all parents to their wards to overseas universities.

Peacebeuntoyouu:


Who asked you. Over sabi

He's a household name in Abk. Although like you said, it wasn't necessary to mention the name. It makes id'ing the narrator less harder.

@ falklandsaga I thought BAN don't have street decks? I asked because you talked about Asaba Grenada deck.

Totalitarian:


[b]After all his subtle and obvious efforts to get me on his squad failed again, he then warned me to be very careful. Before they went for the mission, he asked me to stay with a lecturer who was also a rugged and fearless lord. He was our deck coordinator then. It was rumoured that this lecturer was a K-Man during his time at Moda Deck (Ibadan). The lecturer supported the RS 100% and he had his own BB. He was not afraid of Axemen. He had three security guards from Umuebu who were well armed and he also had his personal double barrel. Apart from that, his house had many exit points in case of emergency. He also had a very dangerous dog. The lecturer was also feared by students because he was bold and always caught those involved in examination malpractices. However, if you were a sealord and quickly identified as such, he would deck the case immediately. This lecturer single-handedly brought many other lecturers for initiation then. Some lecturers were afraid of Axeman, especially because of the numerous threats to life and they would come to be given a special type of initiation.
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Edit the name please to protect the narrators id. Thanks

Passionate888:
@ falklandsaga I thought BAN don't have street decks? I asked because you talked about Asaba Grenada deck.

There's a campus of Delta State University in Asaba. The deck there started as Baby Falkland and later metamorphosed into Grenada. Besides, BAN has many frigates and flotillas outside campuses. However, they don't initiate riff raffs. Most lords who start at the frigate level are already graduates of either a polytechnic, college of education or university. These days, they accept mainly graduates with NYSC. However, the real stuffs happen at the decks and sometimes the flotillas, not the frigates.