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| Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 12:30pm On Sep 08, 2020*. Modified: 3:40pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Before marriage... 1. Dates & Gifts: The Man 2. Calling & Texting: The Man 3. Airtime & Credit: The Man 4. Marriage Proposal: The Man 5. Bride Price: The Man 6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this! 7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses! Now look at this! After Marriage... 1. Argument & Nagging: Woman 2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman 3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman 4. Slacked Pussy: Woman 5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman 6. Depriving the man off sex: woman In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a stupid woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up! |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Ilenny9: 12:40pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Hope you are aware that there is Marriage game. Nor dey preach nonsense, even the likes of Rollo Tomassi, redpill coach are married |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Ilenny9: 12:42pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
You can be married and still retain your alpha status and keep your frame |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
SHUT UP kiddo |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 12:52pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
StacyO:it's me ur calling kiddo? If I slap you ehn. That disgusting lipgloss on that your ugly face will disappear. Stupid girl. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:00pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Ilenny9:what's this mumu saying? . What is marriage game? ![]() |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 1:06pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:Hello kid How old are you? Maybe when you mature you will understand Whether you like it or not Nature has placed on we men The burden of taking care of our women and children It's unmanly not to do so It might be stressful sometimes But that's the burden nature placed on us People with your mindset May never be economically successful When you hustle as a man To make your family comfortable Nature smiles on you And makes a way for you As for drama from our women That's all that makes relationship Very interesting When a woman gives you drama And you hold your ground Like a man And navigate the issues like a man Over time she go dey overloyal So kid You still have a lot of growing to do |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:07pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba: The lipgloss isn't as disgusting as your sense of reasoning though. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by heendrix(m): 1:07pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:you're making brain brother |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:09pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
djon78:goddamn simp! I pity you nigga! |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:11pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
StacyO:Ugly monkey. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Barney001: 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:No offence op..... But does this mean that your father is a simp too ![]()
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| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:26pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
StacyO:Delete that ur dp. It's horrible! |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:27pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Barney001:a big stupid one infact! |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:29pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:Stop Jerking off. It's not good for your mental health. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:29pm On Sep 08, 2020*. Modified: 2:32pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:Main reason why I put it there I don't remember asking you to go check it though ![]() runipinta |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:31pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:It's obvious now. Hypothesis taking,observations noted.. Facts drawn. Quoting you was a BIG mistake. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
You're 100% on point That's why we die before them cause of too much stress ![]() |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Freestainworld(m): 2:17pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
sorry if that is how your mother and sisters behave, I understand your frustrations |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by DoubleEngine007: 2:24pm On Sep 08, 2020*. Modified: 4:05pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Women wrappers everywhere.And because they have a rod dangling inbtw their legs,they still claim the name "men" Its a pity.. Op give them... Tatatatatata. I think most persons here are getting the OP wrong.. In most homes today men have given their power away,because of what they call love.You see wives insulting their husbands ,even their children joining them. Men should understand that love doesn't mean you should be stupid. What makes you a man ,when you can't speak up as a man in your home?? Allowing a woman to control you,and you call yourself a man . If she tells you to sit ,you sit. If she says don't eat ,you starve ,even when you are the one working hard for the money. That's the bullshit, I think the Op is trying to point out. As a man you ought to do things at your own will ,not obeying rules and regulations made by your wife in your own house.. If una like make una dey fight,I don talk my own o.. Sombori say.. Give them..tatatatatata. ![]()
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| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 2:31pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Jerkbaba:Most of you always shouting simp Are kids You ain't matured You see woman Na wisdom dey use follow woman E get some circumstances You give order like a man E get some circumstances You mellow down Even allow your madam have her way The reason this generation Can't hold marriage Is because they think The woman they are marrying Don't have her own mind See a woman Is a human being just like you And average human being Can be very stubborn So you must follow a woman diplomatically But if you prove otherwise A woman can easily help you Destroy everything But with wisdom and diplomacy You will move your home So most of you shouting simp Are kids Simple You guys have a lot of growing up To do |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by 360clips: 2:32pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
cchub:see this fool. Like you don't jerk off. Stupid man. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
djon78:another mumu spotted. Captain save a hoe. I just hope you don't die before your time because of woman. ![]() |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f): 2:39pm On Sep 08, 2020*. Modified: 9:44pm On Apr 26, 2023 |
djon78:. |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 2:44pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
djon78:Stop wasting your mb. Some are high school students. They're still experiencing life. Real SIMPs calling real men simps (laughs baduskaly) The internet is the easiest thing to have access to this days,kids will login and start shouting simp simp ![]() If humans from A-Z are evil,living souls on earth would've been wiped off by now. #Dropsmicleavesthread |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:46pm On Sep 08, 2020*. Modified: 3:42pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
apatheticme:see this mumu man using female moniker to quote someone. Show me Ur account balance na. Ur forming audio money online, go tell ur papa to send his account details, he needs it more than I do. You've probably not eaten today sef. Ma friend gerraout ra here! |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by bluefilm: 2:46pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
Marriage is so much over rated. Meanwhile... Why am I seeing this word SIMP on nairaland so much these days? What exactly am I missing? |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 2:47pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
apatheticme:Maybe when they grow up They might change You never know Irrespective of whatever this generation thinks Nature made man to take care of his wife and children Men that understands this Work hard and heaven smiles on them You won't even look at what a woman get And most will still support you Anyhow But those with wrong mindset Live misreeably and bitter And are rearly successful |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
djon78:so you've been to heaven that you know there's heaven abi? Mumu. If you like don't face reality. Be calling heaven & hell. It's not woman that will kill this one. Na your stupidity go kill u. ![]() |
| Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2020 |
StacyO:U went far lol but fr!! |
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