The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

good writeup ..though you're not far from the trut

WTF is this?

Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 118yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wildd thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get docked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 or course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

Chai..

Only simps like mallam yunus will fall for this kind of girls and say they want to marry them.

This story comes in so many different ways. Laslas the vagina must accommodate many rods before settling down. And we as Simps will kneel down to propose to some hole that lots of other men have used and passed on. And will even laugh when they hear the simp that got hooked.

But in the end the consolation is that she's more then her hole. We only hope she realises it early.

Seersam:
Only simps like mallam yunus will fall for this kind of girls and say they want to marry them.

and u ar sure that your wife is not one of them?

LegendAnselm:
and u ar sure that your wife is not one of them?

who be this mumu? Oh you are pained probably because you are the mallam , lol

Seersam:
who be this mumu? Oh you are pained probably because you are the mallam , lol

we ar talking about ur sister and ur wife..but u dont understnd who ar the woman we ar talking about? definitely somebody is fingering ur sister now and u ar here talking lubbish

Seersam:
Only simps like mallam yunus will fall for this kind of girls and say they want to marry them.

It's a pity... Even more so for the women who would end up with the average Nigerian man.
Very hypocritical lot. Since when did fornication become a 'woman' thing?
Ironic cause men actually do it more.

ePoster:
It's a pity... Even more so for the women who would end up with the average Nigerian man.
Very hypocritical lot. Since when did fornication become a 'woman' thing?
Ironic cause men actually do it more.

You may be right though, nobody is holy ryt? but judging from the scenario created from that post from the Op, what can you say to that? Does Mallam deserves that?

LegendAnselm:
we ar talking about ur sister and ur wife..but u dont understnd who ar the woman we ar talking about? definitely somebody is fingering ur sister now and u ar here talking lubbish

Sorry but is your brain using tiger battery?

How can i unread this, Battered 12553 times, mallam yunus likes tokunbo babes OMG.

Seersam:

You may be right though, nobody is holy ryt?

Too bad you guys don't remember that before judging women. Don't expect a saint if you ain't one.

but judging from the scenario created from that post from the Op, what can you say to that? Does Mallam deserves that?

I prefer using reality...than a sleezy post.
Do you know many women end up with men who have twice their body count? Men who would jump instantly on every opportunity to have sex, while single and married...who have contracted and spent thousands curing various stds.
Again, fornication and it's negative effects isn't a 'woman' thing.
If men are allowed to explore every aspect of their sexuality, ignore the women who do.

ePoster:
Too bad you guys don't remember that before judging women. Don't expect a saint if you ain't one.
I prefer using reality...than a sleezy post.
Do you know many women end up with men who have twice their body count? Men who would jump instantly on every opportunity to have sex, while single and married...who have contracted and spent thousands curing various stds.
Again, fornication and it's negative effects isn't a 'woman' thing..

I don't like arguing much, but from ur write up, I sensed you are being biased if not, why would you call this a sleezy or unreal post, is this not happening around us, are there not such occurrences? Men are also doing it yes you are right, but I insist you didn't judge from the poster's scenario. My question still stands, does that mallam deserves her?

Seersam:

I don't like arguing much, but from ur write up, I sensed you are being biased if not, why would you call this a sleezy or unreal post, is this not happening around us, are there not such occurrences? Men are also doing it yes you are right, but I insist you didn't judge from the poster's scenario. My question still stands, does that mallam deserves her?

If African culture expects women to do so and even stigmatize those with high standards, why not? The mallam and most Nigerian men deserve such.
The scenario the op descibed is very common, from a woman's pov, men have even done worse.
The post is sleezy because he trys to make it seem like it's something majority of women do, when in reality, men indulge in fornication more and are even encourged to do so!
It's sleezy because the op is a fornicator who sees nothing wrong with his actions. And yet he exaggerates the sins women commit.
Few women fornicate with as much recklessness as he would.

Dis post funny die. The results of my research reveals that an average Nigerian girl has her pussy battered well over 2k times before settling down.

apparently, u are a prolific writer, nice write up, i must say...

Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

Hmmm...no be small tin..that's why every guy needs the street OT, if not you will end up with a salvaged pussy..

Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

can you hit your chic 5 times a day? Be honest o because me I can't. In university 5vtimes a day and you will still graduate well?

thunderfirebubu:
Dis post funny die. The results of my research reveals that an average Nigerian girl has her pussy battered well over 2k times before settling down.

From 13 years to 25/27 years of sex b4 settling down only 2k? That's we are looking at minimum of 15 years active sex before setting down and u say 2k. The Op stated 12,345 times of battered pusssi. I think the Op is modest with that figure cos I see a figure of 15,000 and above.

Plenty Nairalanders should work for National Population Commission and PwC.

Lol... bunch of statisticians that they are. Hahaahaha... a pussy ravaged 12,553 times in 4 years.

Good Lawd!

Plenty Nairalanders should work for National Population Commission and PwC.Lol... handful of compilers that they are. Hahaahaha... a kitten ravaged 12,553 occasions in 4 decades.Good Lawd!

ASK AM OO

The p u s s y mussi big like the Pacific Ocean

Hot vagina weh fi go cause explosion!

I cannot predict the actual age a Nigerian girl starts having sex but let's assume 10 years of active sex before settling down.
15 times of sex in 30 days multiplied by 12 calendar months ie 15 X 12 = 180 times battered pucci in a year.

180 multiplied by 10 years of active sex = 1,800 times a girls Pucci was battered.

The image below has a mileage of 1,000

For an average Nigerian girl that was battered 1,800 times before u married her, I wonder what hers would look like.

Guys please always run inspection on a girl's Pucci before u tie the knot.
Pucci don't lie.

Hmmmm,but it's still fiction,but can dat be possible sha,,,,,,

Still wondering,,,,,,,

Fact1:
Hmmmm,but it's still fiction,but can dat be possible sha,,,,,,

Still wondering,,,,,,,

Fiction ke...this is the reality of the day..only bad guys understand how this women pussies are been battered on a daily.. An average Nigerian girl who's past 28 has had sex an approximate 2000times. .
Before you marry .check the pussy.

Newbreed2018:
From 13 years to 25/27 years of sex b4 settling down only 2k? That's we are looking at minimum of 15 years active sex before setting down and u say 2k. The Op stated 12,345 times of battered pusssi. I think the Op is modest with that figure cos I see a figure of 15,000 and above.

Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating!

My submission

But guy you bad oo..I like ur calculations sha with every conditions provided. Jeez 5,114 knacks