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BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

So one cannot get a girl in Nigeria under 100 miles with 100 or less than 100 naks?

Not me

MyMilkshake:
Not me

This you

karkinase:
Fiction ke...this is the reality of the day..only bad guys understand how this women pussies are been battered on a daily.. An average Nigerian girl who's past 28 has had sex an approximate 2000times. .
Before you marry .check the pussy.

Werey boy ,,,,,,,,❤️


I'm not a bad nigga,,,,,,

All the bad one should stop ,,,,,

But this your conclusion dey worry my brain sha,,,,,,,2000 dickson at 28,,,,,haa,,,, but not all girls nah,,,,

I don't roll with bad ones,,,,,

You dey use style promote formication,,,,,, how will i,, check ham,,,,, will i say alaye lemme check yaa pus** ,,,,,


Have you check yaa current girlfriend's own?,,,,,,❤️

Are you a bad nigga ?

karkinase:
This you

I love yaa receipt so savage ❤️

Fact1:
Werey boy ,,,,,,,,❤️


I'm not a bad nigga,,,,,,

All the bad one should stop ,,,,,

But this your conclusion dey worry my brain sha,,,,,,,2000 dickson at 28,,,,,haa,,,, but not all girls nah,,,,

I don't roll with bad ones,,,,,

You dey use style promote formication,,,,,, how will i,, check ham,,,,, will i say alaye lemme check yaa pus** ,,,,,


Have you check yaa current girlfriend's own?,,,,,,❤️

Are you a bad nigga ?

Lol...A Bad guy is a smart guy wen it comes to women affairs. For the checking,it depends on you thou. But two methods suffice; exterior check and interior check.
For the exterior check...ask her about her past relationships..if she says a figure multiply by 2. Cos Bodycount rate is exponentially proportional to the number of relationships(Zaddies, Bestie n crush included).
For the interior check...you use ur damn Di** .

karkinase:
Lol...A Bad guy is a smart guy wen it comes to women affairs. For the checking,it depends on you thou. But two methods suffice; exterior check and interior check.
For the exterior check...ask her about her past relationships..if she says a figure multiply by 2. Cos Bodycount rate is exponentially proportional to the number of relationships(Zaddies, Bestie n crush included).
For the interior check...you use ur damn Di** .

Yeeee,,,, see analysis like person wey study sexnology,,,,

I think I need to start acting like a bad nigga,,,,, or what did you think ?


Make you give me more hint jare l love learning new things,,,,,

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

chain this op na Olympian in math, see how he take analyse everything even use conjecture on top

juniorstar:
chain this op na Olympian in math, see how he take analyse everything even use conjecture on top

.

Na inside life oh

Op a pic could be very useful

It could save a life
Of a young dick

A puna can never be battered.
Argue with me after watching this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzaDgTnTNK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rskLbo7npaA

while at it, you can read my bestselling book on romance on okadabooks and bambooks
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BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

My man, you siddon dey calculate knacks? chai una no go kill person for this NL

MyMilkshake:
Not me

Where the milk let alone the shake?

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

Mathematician at knackscology, una well done o

Which kind thread be this sef...can't stop laughing

You'll never find a lady on this thread

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

I had no choice than to create a meme for you for your legendary analysis.

iLegendd:
I had no choice than to create a meme for you for your legendary analysis.

Thank you Boss, you tought me well Sir!! Gracias

ekemma55511:
Plenty Nairalanders should work for National Population Commission and PwC.Lol... handful of compilers that they are. Hahaahaha... a kitten ravaged 12,553 occasions in 4 decades.Good Lawd!

Are you trying to be unfortunate?

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

You really should sit down and question yourself if after this detailed calculation you did here you’re still unemployed. Brotherly, you’re NASA certified! Damn you good!

karkinase:
This you

U can see clearly there I'm avoiding sleeping with many guys, duhhhh.

BabbanBura:
Where the milk let alone the shake?

The milk comes after the shaking , if you get me

iamadonis2:
You really should sit down and question yourself if after this detailed calculation you did here you’re still unemployed. Brotherly, you’re NASA certified! Damn you good!

Hahahahahahaha! Find job for me nah, I get plenty customised CVs to fit different job positions.

MyMilkshake:
The milk comes after the shaking , if you get me

Okay, now I get. I wan the milk before the shaking! If you get me.

MyMilkshake:
Not me

See this penis tester. Going by ur posts ur totometer no dey work again e done burst..

Seersam:
who be this mumu? Oh you are pained probably because you are the mallam , lol

being married and childbirth never scatter Pucci, na thus ur silly narration go scatter am?

Fact1:
Yeeee,,,, see analysis like person wey study sexnology,,,,

I think I need to start acting like a bad nigga,,,,, or what did you think ?


Make you give me more hint jare l love learning new things,,,,,

Village tips. Don't mind that niggaarr

ePoster:
Too bad you guys don't remember that before judging women. Don't expect a saint if you ain't one.
I prefer using reality...than a sleezy post.
Do you know many women end up with men who have twice their body count? Men who would jump instantly on every opportunity to have sex, while single and married...who have contracted and spent thousands curing various stds.
Again, fornication and it's negative effects isn't a 'woman' thing.
If men are allowed to explore every aspect of their sexuality, ignore the women who do.

Pls stop responding to many Nairaland men,most of them are senseless.
I have a sister and many female cousins , none of them fit into any category this morons classify women,they just come here to talk trash.
Saying rubbish upon rubbish.
I don't know whether those saying those rubbish are either senseless youths or irresponsible men(adults)

Fmghewzy:
Pls stop responding to many Nairaland men,most of them are senseless.
I have a sister and many female cousins , none of them fit into any category this morons classify women,they just come here to talk trash.
Saying rubbish upon rubbish.
I don't know whether those saying those rubbish are either senseless youths or irresponsible men(adults)

Honestly! These guys compared to their female counterparts, regarding fornication, are worse off.
They indulge in it proudly and slut shame women with fewer body counts.
The average Nigerian male is more sexually active than the female. So you can imagine the horrific figures that would be the result if the op decides to analyze his 'fornication' history.

Seersam:
I don't like arguing much, but from ur write up, I sensed you are being biased if not, why would you call this a sleezy or unreal post, is this not happening around us, are there not such occurrences? Men are also doing it yes you are right, but I insist you didn't judge from the poster's scenario. My question still stands, does that mallam deserves her?

So you want him to judge from the OP's point of view? Did the op also narrate the kind of life the mallam has been living?
what if he has been bleeping countless underage girls or women?
You want the guy to judge from a one sided post. Let the OP Tell us the mallam's lifestyle in details.

SensualMan:
I cannot predict the actual age a Nigerian girl starts having sex but let's assume 10 years of active sex before settling down.
15 times of sex in 30 days multiplied by 12 calendar months ie 15 X 12 = 180 times battered pucci in a year.

180 multiplied by 10 years of active sex = 1,800 times a girls Pucci was battered.

The image below has a mileage of 1,000

For an average Nigerian girl that was battered 1,800 times before u married her, I wonder what hers would look like.

Guys please always run inspection on a girl's Pucci before u tie the knot.
Pucci don't lie.

With your useless miscalculations...
You forgot that females experience menstruation. Some last for a week. For your mind, you get sense.

Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

Abeg this girl na human being
5 times a day
For 1.5 years.

Baba if you wan exaggerate
Make you dey try calm down na