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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:45pm On Sep 01, 2020
abeg make Una try show me some loves!

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2020
mirabel9 my sweet baby!
you know I saw you recently but you pretended not to have even seen me.

you are too shy to see me why?
Mirabella!!! Mirabella!!!

my sweet mirabella!!!

you are just too damn beautiful,
anyone who has found you have found happiness with you my sweet Mirabella!!!

you are so charming and I know that you will surely read this today!

ann2012 and mirabel9

please guys who should I go for?

see come youngzubi as you keep belle so like who dey do panel beater work so

abeg no go put eyes for this my babies ooo.

because I know say na your type dey chop groundnut raw without frying

as you keep eye like bat!

please my niggars dem,
please who should I go for?

is it ann2012 or my sweet Mirabella!!!

please help me oh lord!

baba olowo

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:55pm On Sep 02, 2020
Centino:


my gee! baba olowo the long prick grin

where you go hide na!

oboy I tell Una say I go hussle go buy new phone,
I know say my niggars dem go don fine me tire.

centino you na my guy!

abeg before I go.

I get one email sender software make dey send to millions of emails worldwide for #5000 naira only.
100% guaranteed!

then I go come give Una some added softwares I dey hide to talk for here due to say we dey online.

we go make am this year!
please do call me on 09032884494.
please get this for 5k only thanks

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by mirabel9(f): 8:05am On Sep 03, 2020
hmm grin
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:20am On Sep 03, 2020
oboy we surprise see one red abino guy message me for Facebook.

see come baba olowo you sure say this your email sender software dey work?

oboy naso I reply am yes!

before we know baba send me another message,
but why you won come sell am?

naso I reply the red abino.

see come
it looks like you no too dey see road well!

why I no go sell am to my niggars dem make go need am?

I tell Una say the red abino send me message again.

abeg how much last?

naso I tell am 5k last no discount!

before we know the guy do transfer

naso I send am the full package

as things come take be.

the thing surprise us say baba don start to they send out emails to people.

mistakenly for the red albino Chewbacca email follow dey him email list.

Chewbacca make keep neck like bottle water nahim you won send email to

abeg see matured person email address,

chrrrrrrrrrtyuudffssFgjjgfssazhuiknhds@ gmail.com

hahahaha

laugh won kill one guy make dey nearby.

which kind useless email address be this one self?

oboy I tell Una say Chewbacca wake up one morning see notification for him email

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CHEWBACCA'S SEX LIFE!

hahahaha
chaii wetin be this?

naso baba click am dey see the red albino picture for there

hahahaha
laugh won kill one bros!

the thing surprise chewbacca
abeg wetin this useless red albino picture they find for my email?

before we know Chewbacca reply am.

see come,
you this red albino make keep face like woman yanch.

its like life don tire you abi?

hahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

oboy I tell Una say instead of say the red albino suppose dey send out emails to dey advertise him business online so to dey get more customers,

so him business go fit dey expand!

na just one of him picture the fool just busy to dey send out to people like cow!

I swear this red albino na really crazy fool.
which kind Yoruba guy be this one self?

see come as you keep face like one paint of garri so

na your type dey advice centino dem to stay away from sex.

centino make keep teeth like cream crackers nahim you dey advice to stay away from sex!

I no blame you,
as you keep waist like all those boko haram their sex slaves

oboy I tell Una say this red albino guy na really craze person.

I tell Una say no be only even Chewbacca email the fool send him pictures to

baba send am to nearly 25 million people

the thing dey surprise people say na only the red albino face dem been dey see for here

no message, no website or blog links.
nothing nothing

hahahaha
abeg this red albino guy even dey normal?

maybe the guy fit dey sick upstairs

oboy I tell Una say one guy make dem dey call d blacc follow order for the full email package

I tell Una say na only the fool wide butthole picture him just busy dey send give people

the thing surprise people say the next morning na only 2 people reply am

the first one tell am

na thunder go fire you there!

the second one tell am
na your grandfather thunder go fire!

hahahaha
laugh won kill people
my belle o!

why this people foolish like this self?

hahahaha
I no fit laugh ooo!
chaii wetin be this

abeg please do order for your advanced email sender software package added with valid email list and co for 5k only!

do call 09032884494

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:27pm On Sep 04, 2020
I don mad o!

my niggars dem,
I don start the season 2 of my much awaited funny story called baba olowo d long prick!

abeg visit the link below to see am,
try make you follow the thread so you go dey updated.

oboy i surprise see for facebook one babe from south Africa been chat me say she really love my funny stories.

the story dey make her go crazy with laugh!
say she want more of it


oboy the thing make also wonder me pass be say.

a whole person daddy been chat me for phone him need the full baba olowo crazy series of my season 1.

say him need the full package writeup to laugh away his sorrows.

naso I tell the man say na 5k I been dey sell am.

before we know the man rush send me the money.

na there I just sharply send am for the man.

the next minute baba send me another message,

lol, baba olowo you must be a madman! grin
this guy i swear you are just so funny!

chaii the thing still dey wonder me a whole person daddy dey go crazy over baba olowo d long prick funny stories!

chaii a whole person daddy grin

but I still dey suspect say na this guy make dem dey call yampotatocarrot,
na him daddy nahim be that.

or maybe na even this sekpe timothy daddy nahim be that self!

hahahahaha grin

abeg make una visit the new link below.
https://www.nairaland.com/6098521/baba-olowo-d-long-prick#93582543

baba olowo grin
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:06pm On Oct 05, 2020
oboy I tell Una say I dey even suspect one strange man for my compound make keep eye like vulture so,

I was like see come na thunder go help me tear your yansh there for increasing this our NEPA bill this month,

but the man was like abeg na NEPA people cause am ooo.

anyways I want to give a heavy shout out to manubuqree everything we grill,
na all this Burkina Faso strange thunder nahim go help us fire your half yansh there.
sometimes I go dey wonder if na for cameroun dem born the fool.
always commenting like an outcast that just came into the country some few days ago

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:17am On Oct 11, 2020
please all my fans.
me Stanley emeka okafor need 1 bilion naira please and please.

I need to change my life for good!
I need it please!
I have suffered mercilessly now and my landlord is about to evict me and my family out of the house due to lack of paying rent for 3 years now.
I am very much sad now!
its hard to be me!
please I don't want to suffer again in the streets.

please davido (OBO) please help me!
please wixkid (starboy) please help me!
please olamide help me!
please phyno help me!
please timaya help me!
please aunty teni please help me!
please tiwa savage please help me!
please omawunmi help me!
please don jazzy help me!
please psquare peter and paul please help me!
please banky w help me!
please all Nigerian top artist should please gather up to help me!
aunty Linda ikeji please show me some love!
please Dino malaye please show me some love!
genevieve can you please show me some love!
please dangote show me love!
adenuga please I need this urgently!
please nestle Milo of Nigeria please help me!
mtn can you please interceed for me!
I also want to be a billionaire!
please help me folorunsho alakija.
bishop David oyedepo please help me.
pastor Chris I need your help.

I have seen suffer in this world!
please put this in your mind to help me!
I am a good footballer but I don't really have anyone to help me fly abroad!

its me your boy chukwuemeka Stanley okafor (a.k.a how I wish my parents where rich)

please I really want to be a billionaire!
do call or text me on 09032884494.

(let us pray)
all loving jesus you said in your word all who ask or who call upon the father with your name will the father hear his prayers!
and blesses him!
so now I call upon the father this day with your name to bless me with I billion naira please!
So help me GOD!

I believe you have answered my prayers and you will do it!
AMEN!

please let's help share the word to all,
do click on share and likes button and I will be so glad you did.

please guys do help a brother in need!
davido wants to be a billionaire in dollars,
me too i want to be a billionaire in dollars!
thanks!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:16am On Oct 11, 2020
please do not predict my end for I have sinned against the lord!
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:18am On Oct 11, 2020
if only I was rich enough
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:47am On Oct 12, 2020
baba GOD please answer my prayers, am on my knees this moment begging and pleading with you.
I want a change of story in the billions!
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Tonyspecial(m): 5:31pm On Oct 12, 2020
Ah baba olowo the longest prik
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:06pm On Oct 12, 2020
Tonyspecial:
Ah baba olowo the longest prik

how far bro,
its been a while!
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:55am On Oct 14, 2020
All4real2:
Can you Tell the nairalanders how many billionaires who made their money through begging

I am not a beggar and i will never be a beggar!

this life is all about choices!
if I was a beggar and am used to it I would have said I needed like 10k or maybe 20k.

but this is 1 billion naira we are talking about.
I need access to it to change my life for good,

is that not what the lord explained to us in the bible,
seek and you shall find!
knock and the door will be opened for you!

that's why I need this money with faith in Christ Jesus!

no one really knows tomorrow!
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:21am On Oct 16, 2020
the queen of peace is here to end all wars between the Nigerian youths and the government!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:37am On Oct 27, 2020
lol

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:38pm On Nov 07, 2020
Baba runs my niggar,
baba runs my niggar,

na like so we see baba runs my niggar for oshodi dey follow people dey kiri woman pants and mini skirts

its like i go compose something something drop here about baba runs my niggar

lol

baba olowo is back but abeg na my one eye i dey find so,

see come mr yampotatocarrot please did you help me see my one eye?

I kind of misplaced it.
Dont know if you did see it

hahahaha

abeg testing testing microphone,
all we do is microphone

oboy we surprise see d black dey!
Abeg we see d black dey!

Come o,
which kind useless network be this one self?

Why my typing just dey crack like this abeg?

Am kind of not understanding this,

see come all this my niggars dem make keep teeth like alpha2k upkeep money for the month,

it seems iambees got no new contact to smuch!

Hahahaha

looks like baba olowo will be resuming on this giberish and his foolishgril everything we grill,

abeg i won also start to dey grill meat ooo,

please you guys should patronise me oooo,

mine will be baba olowo only your bumbum we grill

hahahahaha

baba olowo don really craze,
No time the fool no go always dey talk like who dey do catfish business like ram

hahahahaha
niggars love the joker baba olowo d long,

abeg na my name be that now no more......

You guys know naaaa!
Because am a changed man now

kikikikikiki

#baba olowo is back

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:16am On Nov 08, 2020
hmm

Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:35am On Nov 09, 2020
its high time my niggars know who baba olowo is, abeg na my pictures dem be this!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:38am On Nov 09, 2020
na we be this!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:40am On Nov 09, 2020
God help us all

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:42am On Nov 09, 2020
hahahahaha
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:44am On Nov 09, 2020
my dream is to become a professional footballer,
I really hope to find help here

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:47am On Nov 09, 2020
this is who we are

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:20am On Nov 09, 2020
we are real on this!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:34am On Nov 11, 2020
hahahahaha
seun you are the best for providing me this platform.

abeg youngzubi what's today's date?

oboy we surprise baba olowo run head off to luxury he has never experienced in his life before today!

all classic and all smooth!
my plans are to invest in my future today too.

chaii baba olowo don really see life,
I kind of felt I went to see an angel today

hahahahaha

my code word is please do not talk,
for you have been bound for life to keep it secret.

but abeg where that long mouth centino dey self?

see come as you do teeth so like indomie raffle draw where be say the organizers dem na cripled old chiefs.

chiefs where be say their aims na to dey thief people hard earned rewards,

hahahahaha

when the raffle draw don print out one winner,
you go see them announce to people say youngzubi don thief the ballot box run go house.

hahahaha

youngzubi make thief sotey baba gat no choice but to go thief him teacher one leg of slippers go gamble play draft,

the old men dem dey surprise dey vex join say,
as small as youngzubi is baba don even cross him leg come join them serious dey play draft.

abeg Una sure say youngzubi never even come this life before?

maybe he came back due to baba olowo funny stories
who knows!

all my love for youngzubi
baba,
I love you man!

centino and youngzubi,
I know who you guys are
please continue!

baba olowo is here for you
go shortty its your birthday

cheers!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:14pm On Nov 11, 2020
Please i need someone to send me #5 million naira so i can invest and startup a big standard farm and make millions in cash weekly! scoring more goals is my hobby. PLEASE LORD! HAVE MERCY ON ME! Because am in tears right now!

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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:16pm On Nov 16, 2020
for those that said I did not upload the pictures of my successfull pepper cultivation earlier this year.

I want to show you all how we did it to a bountiful harvest!

due to stress and schedule to do so other things,
I left it all to my partner Joe to continue on it,

and now am indeed ready to come back and I need just #100k from a partner that will invest in this pepper farm for a life time.

I don't have issues on trust!

we can partner and grow this together and make millions from the sales if we can have 1 to 10 acres or even more.

but if want also we can start just with a plot for 100k only,

let's do this together!

do call me on
09032884494

enjoy the pictures.
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Youngzubi(m): 12:22pm On Nov 18, 2020
okafor200:
hahahahaha
seun you are the best for providing me this platform.

abeg youngzubi what's today's date?

oboy we surprise baba olowo run head off to luxury he has never experienced in his life before today!

all classic and all smooth!
my plans are to invest in my future today too.

chaii baba olowo don really see life,
I kind of felt I went to see an angel today

hahahahaha

my code word is please do not talk,
for you have been bound for life to keep it secret.

but abeg where that long mouth centino dey self?

see come as you do teeth so like indomie raffle draw where be say the organizers dem na cripled old chiefs.

chiefs where be say their aims na to dey thief people hard earned rewards,

hahahahaha

when the raffle draw don print out one winner,
you go see them announce to people say youngzubi don thief the ballot box run go house.

hahahaha

youngzubi make thief sotey baba gat no choice but to go thief him teacher one leg of slippers go gamble play draft,

the old men dem dey surprise dey vex join say,
as small as youngzubi is baba don even cross him leg come join them serious dey play draft.

abeg Una sure say youngzubi never even come this life before?

maybe he came back due to baba olowo funny stories
who knows!

all my love for youngzubi
baba,
I love you man!

centino and youngzubi,
I know who you guys are
please continue!

baba olowo is here for you
go shortty its your birthday

cheers!



Guy wetin I do you? Why you wan use mention pursue me for nairaland.
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by drupleez: 12:41pm On Nov 18, 2020
umm...
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by chioma2019(f): 12:28am On Nov 20, 2020
Youngzubi:

Guy wetin I do you? Why you wan use mention pursue me for nairaland.

youngzubi you are truly a wicked person!
how can you say such thing to a guy that has always been hailing you here on this forum,

if I were indeed baba olowo I would seriously avoid you like a plague,
you truly are selfish!
always wanting things to only yarself.
I just don't know how to say this

you need spiritual cleansing seriously

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