I'm adding extra N2k for the winner.

iLegendd is my boy.

chatinent:
I'm adding extra N2k for the winner.

iLegendd is my boy.

Please help me with 1,500 airtime.I beg you.

chatinent:
I'm adding extra N2k for the winner.


iLegendd is my boy.

No, I'm not just your boy, I'm everybody's boy and servant. That, I can proudly say. Though, if we meet in real life, you'll know who the boy is.

Let's play a game. I'll call it "double barrel." Whatever amount you give, I'll double it and whatever I give, you'll double it. With this, we can actually use our egos to raise money for charity and help lots of people on Nairaland.

So, I'll add additional 4k (double of 2k). Now, it's your turn to double it (as my boss) and I'll double it again (as your boy) and on we go until we run dry. Remember, I hate people who promise money and fail. Don't be one of them — let's get started, boss.

By the way, I have already made £21 today in one of my accounts while on my bed without doing anything. I'm not a hustler anymore, I'm an investor. My days of hustling are over and now, it's time for fun and entertainment.

Wise men have put their lives in order and in order to get there, you need to follow their orders.

iLegendd:


No, I'm not just your boy, I'm everybody's boy and servant. That, I can proudly say. Though, if we meet in real life, you'll know who the boy is.

Let's pay a game. I'll call it double barrel. Whatever amount you give, I'll double it and whatever I give, you'll double it. With this, we can actually use our egos to raise money for charity and help lots of people on Nairaland.


So, I'll add additional 4k (double of 2k). Now, it's your turn to double it (as my boss) and I'll double it again (as your boy) and on we go until we run dry. Remember, I hate people who promise money and fail. Don't be one of them — let's get started, boss.

Okay.


You win. You are the boss in real life.



You are welcome.

iLegendd:


You never can tell when Aston Villa will win Liverpool. So, it isn't yet.

lolz.. I am not a football fan, so the above might be lost on me. The odds are definitely not in my favour, all it'll take now is a miracle.

I do enjoy your threads, do keep being you. Hopefully, one day I'd win iLegendd's airtime.

chatinent:



Okay.


You win. You are the boss in real life.



You are welcome.

Boss, I'm not the boss, you are — I'm your boy (just as you've already called me).
Law 1: "Thou shall not outshine the master." So, I'll never outshine you, boss.

Let's get started with the game, boss. If you decline, I'll not take you seriously next time.

By the way, your 2k addition to the winners is still valid. My 4k addition will only be valid if you agree to the double barrel game till we run dry.

Here's mine

I want to try my luck. I don't know why i'm finding it difficult to upload picture.

iLegendd:
Look at This Picture, Do This Thing, and Get This Instantly — [PICTURE]

Pick a pen and a paper and write the following: LASTICLE — The best book for 1 minute men to cure their premature ejaculation naturally and permanently. Written by (insert your name/moniker here).

The person with the finest handwriting gets 1k recharge card. There will be two winners (or even three — optional) for 1k each. A male and a female. After winning, you won't get all the 1k card, you'll share it 60/40 with your crush.

After you've won, you're going to mention the opposite gender you're crushing on and he or she will get 40% out of your card.

Failure to pick a crush, you'll only get 60% and I'll keep the 40% for myself.

The winner will be judged by the number of likes and shares his or her upload amasses + my verdict based on the one I like the most.

The purpose of this thread isn't supposed to be revealed, but I'll do that as a form of lecture.

The aim is to kill 5 birds with 1 stone. How?

1. The write-up is an advertisement (to new clients' benefits — those who will know about the book through this post and benefit from it. Here is the download link of the free version of the book: https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/ ).

2. Someone will win a gift. (Benefit to the winner.)

3. The winner shares the gift with someone he or she likes (there is love in sharing).

4. Since there is love in sharing, these two people will end up linking up and something good may come out of it. Please, you guys should invite us o!

5. Finally, someone's cute writing will get complimented — which will boost his or her confidence in a way we may never know.

In fact, some people can fall in love with you for having a pretty handwriting.

A corper once fell in love with me when I was in JSS 3 because of my handwriting — though, it's no longer as sexy as it used to be back then.

Now, just imagine writing something on a piece of paper, uploading it, and winning 1k recharge card for free. Don't be shy, just do it for fun.

A wise man once said, “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines! Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover!”

1, 2, 3, go...

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Kingzeez10:
I want to try my luck. I don't know why i'm finding it difficult to upload picture.

Bro, don't upload please. I really need that card

SunLight11:
this is mine

Please I really need that card o

OYENIYIJK:

Buhari's Cousin

CORRUPTION!!!!!

Lol, it ok, but are u a girl?

Chatinent has surrendered too early

Do u need another hater

illicit:
Chatinent has surrendered too early

Do u need another hater

I aint got anything on him.

My visitor went out to barb/make his/her hair and I'm here with my two teddies. We have just eaten and are bored, so we are watching TV as we wait for 8 PM to watch live matches.

Please, let one or a few of my haters entertain us with some abusive words and get 1k card. I'll be the one to choose the hater I'll send the card. This competition is different from the one of uploading picture.

Let's get started...

chatinent:



I aint got anything on him.

Why is it so hard for you to stay away from me for at least 5 months? Despite all the abuses and how you said you don't open my threads, you keep coming around to attack. There must be something I possess you love and can't resist.

iLegendd:
My visitor went out to barb/make his/her hair and I'm here with my two teddies have just eaten and are bored, so we are watching TV as we wait for 8 PM to watch live match.

Please, let one of my haters entertain us with some abusive words and get 1k card. I'll be the one to choose the hater I'll send the card. This competition is different from the one of uploading picture.

Let's get started...

Hater is typin.....

Vecteezy25:



Hater is typin.....

iLegendd:
The winners will get their cards in the evening.

God bless you.
please like

See as my handwriting worwor sha!

iLegendd:


Why is it so hard for you to stay away from me for at least 5 months? Despite all the abuses and how you said you don't open my threads, you keep coming around to attack. There must be something I possess you love and can't resist.

You are quite loud on irrelevant achievements, bro.


It attracted me.


Well, I'll just ignore you as you said.

iLegendd:

i'm not one of them haters. Just messing with ya

chatinent:


You are quite loud on irrelevant achievements, bro.


It attracted me.


Well, I'll just ignore you as you said.

Sadly, you've said this severally. So, it's impossible. You're just like your president.

By the way, what is irrelevant achievement? Making money while you sleep is irrelevant achievement to you? You lack brain.

So, you want me to be teaching in a school and being paid 10k per month as you do before you'll leave me alone or you'll call it an achievement?

I can see envy all over you and it's killing you slowly. I go pepper you more sha. You're under my spell. You chose being a slave in a school over wealth while you sleep, so don't bring me into your misery.

Before you ignore, which I know you can never — you'll still come back in my future threads, make sure you redeem the 2k you promised. I hate audio nursery school nwa teachers.

You're supposed to tell me to be louder since my loudness is bringing in lots of profits legitimately. Instead, you chose to attack because you hate seeing others progress. Typical Nigerian man's mentality.

Vecteezy25:



i'm not one of them haters. Just messing with ya

I know you aren't. Even my haters don't hate me — they are fans who just don't get the attention the crave from me, so they use violence to get it.

This is mine
Mehn,it ain't fine ooo but just like am

chizzypresh:
This is mine
Mehn,it ain't fine ooo but just like am

So, you know how to spell ejaculation? Hmmm! I won't talk.

iLegendd:


So, you know how to spell ejaculation? Hmmm! I won't talk.

Leave me jor

chizzypresh:



Leave me jor

Hahahahaha. Honestly, I can't believe you could spell "ejaculation," or "1 minute man." I don finally catch you.

iLegendd:


Hahahahaha. Honestly, I can't believe you could spell "ejaculation," or "1 minute man." I don finally catch you.

C'mon
This is a challenge and I gat to do this

chizzypresh:


C'mon
This is a challenge and I gat to do this

You did the right thing and your handwriting is cute. Are you sure it's yours?

iLegendd:


You did the right thing and your handwriting is cute. Are you sure it's yours?

Nope
It's yours na

chizzypresh:


Nope
It's yours na

It's sexier than mine.