iLegendd:


It's sexier than mine.

Just for fun

iLegendd:
My visitor went out to barb/make his/her hair and I'm here with my two teddies. We have just eaten and are bored, so we are watching TV as we wait for 8 PM to watch live matches.

Please, let one or a few of my haters entertain us with some abusive words and get 1k card. I'll be the one to choose the hater I'll send the card. This competition is different from the one of uploading picture.

Let's get started...

Enough of all these clout chasing crap, boy!.......I do not know who you are trying to impress or should I say oppress.....but my candid advice is that you need to grow up and end all this shenanigans.......I won't be surprised if you are a criminal hiding under the disguise of an average writer.......Your books are crap, I wonder who buys them......I have been a guest all these while....
but had to create this profile to call you out.....I would be your number one troll on this platform until you grow up and stop all these nonsense........You ain't the only one that is rich, I will double any amount of airtime that you wish to send. ......Broke ass boy, catching cruise with 1k airtime. If you are that rich as you claim, you could have done better.....I still don't believe who you claim to be.....boy....

Nor be your mate dey do better giveaway,

iLegendBane:

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Okay.

God in Heaven knows I didn't read this poorly punctuated trash.

Please, don't scam anyone with my name. Lalasticlala and Mynd44, take note of this impersonation and potential scammer.

Casan0va:
Just for fun

I like the style/watercolor in the word "written." Cool.

iLegendd:


Okay.

God in Heaven knows I didn't read this poorly punctuated trash.

Please, don't scam anyone with my name. Lalasticlala, take note of this impersonation and potential scammer.

You didn't read it...... I guess you must be intimidated by me..... I'm not impersonating you boy..... I'm not here to scam anyone.....I'm only telling the truth......but the truth they say is bitter.....do you even know what bane means.. Go check your dictionary boy

iLegendBane:

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I still didn't read. Mynd44, kindly take note of this impersonator and potential scammer.

The downpour here is crazy. Make this flood no carry this opportunity enter o! My house in the village is already flooded to window level. Let what happened in 2012 not repeat itself again o!

Abeg o! Make una put am for prayer.

pls ilegend no vex ooo how do u always have recharge card to give

doubleE70:
pls ilegend no vex ooo
how do u always have recharge card to give

The same people attacking me are the ones giving me the money. As long as they keep hating, the money keeps increasing.

That's the game. All I need to do is to always come up with a topic to keep them talking and the money will keep coming. That's the kind of money ritual I'm into — it doesn't require shedding innocent blood.

So, that's why I always have cards to share because the money is not my money — it's the people's money.

Hi bro. Pls check your WhatsApp message. It's a fellowv Kindle author, Angelo. Plus, I did write that. Aha.

iLegendd:
Look at This Picture, Do This Thing, and Get This Instantly — [PICTURE]

Pick a pen and a paper and write the following: LASTICLE — The best book for 1 minute men to cure their premature ejaculation naturally and permanently. Written by (insert your name/moniker here).

The person with the finest handwriting gets 1k recharge card. There will be two winners (or even three — optional) for 1k each. A male and a female. After winning, you won't get all the 1k card, you'll share it 60/40 with your crush.

After you've won, you're going to mention the opposite gender you're crushing on and he or she will get 40% out of your card.

Failure to pick a crush, you'll only get 60% and I'll keep the 40% for myself.

The winner will be judged by the number of likes and shares his or her upload amasses + my verdict based on the one I like the most.

The purpose of this thread isn't supposed to be revealed, but I'll do that as a form of lecture.

The aim is to kill 5 birds with 1 stone. How?

1. The write-up is an advertisement (to new clients' benefits — those who will know about the book through this post and benefit from it. Here is the download link of the free version of the book: https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/ ).

2. Someone will win a gift. (Benefit to the winner.)

3. The winner shares the gift with someone he or she likes (there is love in sharing).

4. Since there is love in sharing, these two people will end up linking up and something good may come out of it. Please, you guys should invite us o!

5. Finally, someone's cute writing will get complimented — which will boost his or her confidence in a way we may never know.

In fact, some people can fall in love with you for having a pretty handwriting.

A corper once fell in love with me when I was in JSS 3 because of my handwriting — though, it's no longer as sexy as it used to be back then.

Now, just imagine writing something on a piece of paper, uploading it, and winning 1k recharge card for free. Don't be shy, just do it for fun.

A wise man once said, “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines! Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover!”

1, 2, 3, go...

Said to try my luck. Never bad to get something for free once in a while.
BTW, I never knew you were a football fan. What team do you support?

The fvck

Niggarr!!

iLegendd, I painstakingly wrote this shit.

Take a look at the perfection. It took me like 15mins to practice, before delivery.

And it took me a while before I came.

If I get to win, me and MhizTahrah get to share the reward.

Where are my likes?

Don't mind my hand writing ooo , lock down has distorted it completely

chizzypresh:
This is mine
Mehn,it ain't fine ooo but just like am

I don help you with one "like" because we have the same handwriting.

You better start working to get something by yourself, following this guy is a waste of time, he is only using you to sell his products, and after that, you will realize that you been wasting your time all this while...

Blabbermouth:

I don help you with one "like" because we have the same handwriting.

Lol.... thanks

chizzypresh:


Lol.... thanks

One day, you go understand wetin I dey talk, this guy is a total distraction

Okay, make I drop my own, na left hand I use oo...
The dirtiest in the thread,

Hope I'm not too late?

Ilegend

DarrelSutton:

One day, you go understand wetin I dey talk, this guy is a total distraction

Who??

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This guy is an imp, fúck you

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

iLegendd, I painstakingly wrote this shit.

Take a look at the perfection. It took me like 15mins to practice, before delivery.

And it took me a while before I came.

If I get to win, me and MhizTahrah get to share the reward.

Where are my likes?

You used an App baba

Watching football. When I'm done, I'll announce the winners.

iLegendd:
Watching football. When I'm done, I'll announce the winners.

Fvck you, keep deceiving those innocent youths

iLegendd:
Watching football. When I'm done, I'll announce the winners.

Stop giving flimsy excuses..... You are just chasing clout boy.

The male winner is IamDavids with a total of 12 likes and 5 shares to give him 17.

The female winner is Chizzypresh with a total of 4 likes and 3 shares to give her 7.

After announcing this result, any extra likes or shares on any participants is void.

iLegendd:
The male winner is IamDavids with a total of 12 likes and 5 shares to give him 17.

The female winner is Chizzypresh with a total of 4 likes and 3 shares to give her 7.

After announcing this result, any extra likes or shares on any participants is void.

Go and work on your depressed self,it is getting out of control