' I'm engaged'

once we were kids Me, Dangote and BUA they used to promise me that they hated aeroplane and that they will never use it in the future.

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

I did same too

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE

Well... told babe one night that I had a child in my last relationship and the child is 8 now.The truth is I was staying with my sis while in school and she gave birth and i was with them the whole time till the little grew. We have lots of pictures together from when she was born to when she celebrated her 6th year.
I shared my babe pictures of me and the girl (my Niece) and she believed every lie I said.
I had answers for every of her questions. She started acting up...
She refused to talk to me, she said i promised to be clean with my past how come I hid such an important aspect of my life, to which I replied that I didn't wish to, it was a family secret. The lie was my sis is responsible for the child in real life so every thinks the child is hers.


Long story short, I came clean and told her it was a lie... but she refused to believe.
She said it cannot be a lie.
She still hold the belief that I have a child.

Fountainofyouth:



Don't ever mention this moniker again, kapish

It's spelt capisce ma

I promised to give some nincompoops Biafra if I win election but Biden just spoil their chances.

One Male dat wear female garment here drop his phone number to collect 500 card. . Instead make he admit say nah him get the num,.The nutz instead change Tori dat he dey use the num get cruise

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BruncleZuma:


It's spelt capisce ma

Thank you dear, I'll modify.

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

. this excuse is good. also not good on the other ways, it depends the kinda guy. if na my area guys them go boost you

One of my close associates, a bubbling American industrialist with vast firsthand experience about Nigeria and Africa in general, once told me while we were having a meeting that he was a personal assistant to Chief Antonio Fernandez and a former manager of his automobile outfit in Paris, France in the 80s. Luckily, but unfortunately for him, hours later, Chief Fernandez walked in where we sat, but it happened that both of them did not know each other prior to that moment. This happened a few months before Chief Fernandez died.

I have heard many lies but the one that was least expected and dreadful was when a guy told told me his relative in the village got bitten by a snake in the bush and the guy caught the snake and retaliated by also biting it and both of them died. Since that day I tagged him "The great liar of our time"

Coldie:
The greatest lie I ever told someone is a girl I met during nysc, during nysc babe scarce d babe I finally get from the community I serve, I had like one month to service but I lied to her that I have like 10 months remaining.

After the chyking and falling and d blasting day by day, I was blasting almost everyday she was like why am I like wanting her everyday I said its cause I love her too much.

Until one day she come my house i don move my pop had come. I pity that girl though.

She can't do anything to me, cause I always give her money after blasting even when she refused. I was told that if u pay girl for fvck if she curse u e no go work

You did not only lie to her, you deceived her. I pity you and whoever told you the bolded.

The biggest lie that I'm telling y'all is that I've never told a lie.

I had this lady friend that had been bugging me for se!x but I’m not sexually attracted to her.. so I had to lie tell her am Gay to ease the pressure from her.
Since then, she never texted me nor send any explicit pictures.

Youths of today are leaders of tomorrow.
Hard work brings success.
Police is your friend.
Judiciary is the last hope of a common man.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Indian football team was banned for life by FIFA for using voodoo during competition.
etc....

Change

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

I saw that donmalcolm21 asking you that question

Coldie:
The greatest lie I ever told someone is a girl I met during nysc, during nysc babe scarce d babe I finally get from the community I serve, I had like one month to service but I lied to her that I have like 10 months remaining.

After the chyking and falling and d blasting day by day, I was blasting almost everyday she was like why am I like wanting her everyday I said its cause I love her too much.

Until one day she come my house i don move my pop had come. I pity that girl though.

She can't do anything to me, cause I always give her money after blasting even when she refused. I was told that if u pay girl for fvck if she curse u e no go work

But this your case may be an exception, because if she mistakenly swear,e go must work

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

I've seen your cartoon picture. You WOR WOR !

Sonnobax15:
But this your case may be an exception, because if she mistakenly swear,e go must work

E no go work.

Greatest lie






Hmmmmmm






Change.....







We are still waiting its almost. 2023

Hezzyluv:
One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lie I ever heard.

The people who believed that crap are first class idiot!

Coldie:

E no go work.

Ok
since you leave the girl,you don ever achieve anything ?Ask yourself that question.

dorin27:
You did not only lie to her, you deceived her. I pity you and whoever told you the bolded.

E no go work anything.

At least I tried. I gave her money.

Some guys shishi u no go see

ransomed:
Youths of today are leaders of tomorrow.
Hard work brings success.
Police is your friend.
Judiciary is the last hope of a common man.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Indian football team was banned for life by FIFA for using voodoo during competition.
etc....

Nigerian urban legend