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Soren4:
Asked a girl how she lost her virgunity and she said She visited a guy. Then later on decided to use the loo. In the process of exiting the loo she slipped and fell on the guy already erected dick and that's how she lost her virginity

what a romantic way to be deflowered

Mr100Dollars:
Back then in school, we were like 10 people using the toilet and bathroom, then this my new girl came to visit me, she ask how many of us uzing it, I told her just me and my next door neighbor. Some days later she wanted to use it, then she saw the toiler and bathroom washing roaster, I felt really embarrassed.

ahhh funny and where is the girl now re u still together?

Telling a guy I love him when I did not.

Sonnobax15:
Stop na,do you want someone's child to come and be running rat race in the market upandan ?

if him get liver.. Make him try am. E get things wey pesin no dey talk too much. If he shouts, he may likely die or run mad.

You are the leaders of tomorrow

I get irritated when people think I'm lying to them. It makes me feel like they think I'm afraid of them. I mean who the fvck is you? I hardly tell lies.

paulolee:
back in sec skul...one Hausa dude name kazin adua once lied to all of us dt he is part of d relatives of the late President yar adua and we all believed bcoz his dad do come to pick and drop him in skul with a hilux..
we all de respect am die n de gv am royalty treatment.... remembered him asking for my feeding money for one month jus because he promised to tell his dad to allow me join them to their big mansion to see President..
still no kno why I no get sense n asked why d relative of a president is attending a poor public skul like us n his lies cast when them sack e papa for work bcoz na driver d man be...

chaiiiiiiiiiii

tayewomi:
ahhh funny and where is the girl now re u still together?

We nor date o, just FWB, she didn't say anything, she just read the names out. But i was ashamed of my lie.

DEATH OF A LIVING BUHARI BY IPOB

TATALoAlaMu:
Some years ago at a club, I was with friends and a babe I just started dating newly. Sweet Girl. We were having fun until this friend came around, as he made to greet me, he said it out loud facing the babe that "does she know I'm getting married NOV 11 that year. Funny thing is, I hardly knew the guy personally, he was a friend of a friend but a silly carefree dude. That's how the babe's eyes change o. We all laughed it off. As we dey laugh, na hn babe use style dey check Calendar o. Nov 11 actually fell on a Saturday. Na so suspicion start o. November was less than a month away, she was actually waiting for wedding wey no dey. On NOV 11, Guess what she did?

smh what she did ooo

Hezzyluv:
One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lie I ever heard.

that one na king of kings of lies

Enter, the dogs does not bite.

Powerfly:
if him get liver.. Make him try am. E get things wey pesin no dey talk too much. If he shouts, he may likely die or run mad.

That's why I had to refer him to that...

btw how you doing pretty soul?

ganiu ! I swear am not cheating on you. God bear me witness....if only God could ve strike her that moment....busola !!! e no go better for u

Brightgem:
writing aside graphics might be a cool side Hustle for you. This was an interesting short story.

Hehe... Thanks for the insight.

Sonnobax15:
That's why I had to refer him to that...

btw how you doing pretty soul?

i'm doing just fine.. U?

Fountainofyouth:
When I saw the bolded, my mind went to ISIS the terrorist group lol

So are you single right now, don't lie.

Omg, Lots of people react when they know I work with ISIS (International Specialist Internet System)...


Well that's just how it is

I'm not married
Automatically By law I'm single....

chatinent:
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.

Lies.

Everything you have here is nothing but A Big Fat Lie.

One Nigeria

BigDawsNet:
Omg, Lots of people react when they know I work with ISIS (International Specialist Internet System)...


Well that's just how it is

I'm not married
Automatically By law I'm single....

Okay.....

Remove the law for now, so are you single?

Powerfly:
i'm doing just fine.. U?

. hm,not bad.
do you mind,I mean receiving a d.m from me?

I'm fine. This is my biggest lie that I even told today

About 12 years ago my kid brother lied to me that he bought a biscuit of 10# 5# I Trek all the whole street looking for 5# biscuit the last shop I went to I was arguing with the woman � that my brother bought this biscuit 5# she said its a lie so I vex cum house d kin laugh � wey my father burst into nd my other kid brother ..I felt like crying, my dad was like u ar a big fool ..till date I no dont believe my kid brother again.. Dat boy fit sell me

Fountainofyouth:
Okay.....

Remove the law for now, so are you single?

Off the record, I'm 100℅ Single

I'll make fuel N40/ Lit.

We'll build one refinery every year.

We'll pay jobless youth M5,00 monthly

Etc.

I called my girlfriend on a Saturday morning as l was about to play soccer and l heard a guy voice on the background ,... immediately she claims it was TV ,....inside a silent room

dorin27:
You did not only lie to her, you deceived her. I pity you and whoever told you the bolded.

If that’s the case does it also apply to females who lie and deceive men for benefits ?

Powerfly:
if him get liver.. Make him try am. E get things wey pesin no dey talk too much. If he shouts, he may likely die or run mad.

Enough of the superstition already! I have personally tried it one day in Arairia, freezone to be precise, I didn't see a damn thing, infact I tried it a couple of times that my cousin mustered the courage to do his and nothing happened asides people who noticed us were looking at us in a funny manner

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

Thats a lie that can not hold for me.i go don know say u no wan gree no.lesbian kwanu

Sonnobax15:
Ok
have you tried bending down just to look in between your legs in the market ?

you can try dat and come back and testify if you saw ghosts or not..

He might be dead.