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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by dorin27(f): 3:34pm On Nov 05, 2020
FlyHeight:


If that’s the case does it also apply to females who lie and deceive men for benefits ?
Lol..I wouldn't know. Maybe, maybe not.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Fountainofyouth(f): 3:46pm On Nov 05, 2020
BigDawsNet:



Off the record, I'm 100℅ Single



And on the record?

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Casemiro(m): 3:46pm On Nov 05, 2020
Coldie:
The greatest lie I ever told someone is a girl I met during nysc, during nysc babe scarce d babe I finally get from the community I serve, I had like one month to service but I lied to her that I have like 10 months remaining.

After the chyking and falling and d blasting day by day, I was blasting almost everyday she was like why am I like wanting her everyday I said its cause I love her too much.

Until one day she come my house i don move my pop had come. I pity that girl though.

She can't do anything to me, cause I always give her money after blasting even when she refused. I was told that if u pay girl for fvck if she curse u e no go work



Mehn, this your last sentence carry weight o .


how true is it
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 05, 2020
"I don't lie"
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Nobody: 3:55pm On Nov 05, 2020
Coldie:
The greatest lie I ever told someone is a girl I met during nysc, during nysc babe scarce d babe I finally get from the community I serve, I had like one month to service but I lied to her that I have like 10 months remaining.

After the chyking and falling and d blasting day by day, I was blasting almost everyday she was like why am I like wanting her everyday I said its cause I love her too much.

Until one day she come my house i don move my pop had come. I pity that girl though.

She can't do anything to me, cause I always give her money after blasting even when she refused. I was told that if u pay girl for fvck if she curse u e no go work
You are just doing yourself. You will pay for your deception, one way or the other.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Coldie(m): 3:59pm On Nov 05, 2020
JenniferAkpamu:

You are just doing yourself. You will pay for your deception, one way or the other.
Why are u guys attacking me. We were told to share one of our lies and I did or shud I not speak the truth be saying my experience?

Shud I sugar coat it?

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Abubakraheemat(f): 4:03pm On Nov 05, 2020
Frankicent:



Where do you stay?
am in kwara state
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Nmezor(f): 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2020
I once lied to our class teacher concerning the noise makers in my row...Gosh the woman was really disappointed in me ... she was like Nneka ,even with this ur innocent face u told me a lie...I felt bad afterwards come chop punishment with dem...wasn't funni @ all that day smiley
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by tayewomi(m): 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2020
friendl:
I called my girlfriend on a Saturday morning as l was about to play soccer and l heard a guy voice on the background ,... immediately she claims it was TV ,....inside a silent room
ehhh what later happen na
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Humanoid01(m): 4:24pm On Nov 05, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
cool cool

The biggest lie that I'm telling y'all is that I've never told a lie.
You already said it as the truth, so how can it be a lie?
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Offpoint1: 4:35pm On Nov 05, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.
Are you not?
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by uzoma213(m): 4:36pm On Nov 05, 2020
When one of our teachers back then in SS3 who was a youth corp member told us that China are already using 11G network and we in Nigeria are still suffering with 3G
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by emmybliz(m): 4:37pm On Nov 05, 2020
JenniferAkpamu:
"I don't lie"
I'm 99 percent sure the picture on your profile isn't you. that's a lie already

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by okewumi: 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2020
A room mate told me his father (a soldier) died during official assignment and his mother stays in village. I started feeding the guy not knowing the guy was lying. The guy was just using his money to flex codedly grin
The day l met his parent, l felt so mumuish

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by emmybliz(m): 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2020
JenniferAkpamu:

You are just doing yourself. You will pay for your deception, one way or the other.
he won't pay for anything. females do worst

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by BigDawsNet: 4:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
Fountainofyouth:




And on the record?

I'm single...
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by emoney09: 5:11pm On Nov 05, 2020
Ok
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by FlyHeight: 5:14pm On Nov 05, 2020
dorin27:
Lol..I wouldn't know. Maybe, maybe not.
lol cheesy

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by ShawnT(m): 5:30pm On Nov 05, 2020
India vs Nigeria football match (99-0), that if we manage to score one goal we win.chisos buh the person that composed that lie that year no get joy at all choi

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by LOVEGINO(m): 5:30pm On Nov 05, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.
u get luck say nor be me. I love dem die. Very romantic.
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by BankyGee(m): 5:39pm On Nov 05, 2020
Sonnobax15:
Ok
have you tried bending down just to look in between your legs in the market ?

you can try dat and come back and testify if you saw ghosts or not..
You've tried it before? Is it true?
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by BankyGee(m): 5:41pm On Nov 05, 2020
emmybliz:
I'm 99 percent sure the picture on your profile isn't you. that's a lie already
Even her location
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by vickydevoka(m): 5:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
Brandonx:
Whenever I buy something and someone ask for the price I always reduce it. If I got something for 10k when anyone ask I'll tell them 6k because I know my people they would always yab me grin
U sabi. I still do it till today. But de problem be say some of Dem especially women go say make u show Dem de place way u buy am

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by stainbaba(m): 5:53pm On Nov 05, 2020
Coldie:
The greatest lie I ever told someone is a girl I met during nysc, during nysc babe scarce d babe I finally get from the community I serve, I had like one month to service but I lied to her that I have like 10 months remaining.

After the chyking and falling and d blasting day by day, I was blasting almost everyday she was like why am I like wanting her everyday I said its cause I love her too much.

Until one day she come my house i don move my pop had come. I pity that girl though.

She can't do anything to me, cause I always give her money after blasting even when she refused. I was told that if u pay girl for fvck if she curse u e no go work



grin grin grin angry Your mata ehnnn...I wan laff Belle tear
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by KingMack(m): 6:04pm On Nov 05, 2020
I went to a very rich man's house to play with the rich kids who usually assemble there to play different kinds of games in the very large compound only for me to lie say OBASANJO NA MY PAPA so I can mingle and be playing with them as it workedgringrin
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by KingMack(m): 6:05pm On Nov 05, 2020
I went to a very rich man's house to play with the rich kids who usually assemble there to play different kinds of games in the very large compound only for me to lie say OBASANJO NA MY PAPA so I can mingle and be playing with them ad it workedgringrin
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Nazgul: 6:17pm On Nov 05, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.
Hmmmm...the guy wasn't serious if I was in his shoes I'll tell you that I don't discriminate neither do I judge people that I'm willing to give you a reason to love a man if you'd let me.
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Coldie(m): 6:20pm On Nov 05, 2020
stainbaba:




grin grin grin angry Your mata ehnnn...I wan laff Belle tear
Nairaland girls don cause me tire today
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Mannaisaspy: 6:58pm On Nov 05, 2020
Brandonx:
Whenever I buy something and someone ask for the price I always reduce it. If I got something for 10k when anyone ask I'll tell them 6k because I know my people they would always yab me grin

My wife does this to me alot
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by wildikeman(m): 6:59pm On Nov 05, 2020
I will take out of Nigeria ..to America

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