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EXLOVER:
You're scaring me Mr Offpoint

Just detest from it bro.. You have all of hours.

Never settle for less.

never fall in love blindly,put your brains forward while your emotions far behind.Lastly avoid short men if you want to live long.

Offpoint1:
1
Never ever sponsor a boyfriend or a girlfriend to school with the hope of marriage.

It's like depositing bananas in monkey bank and expecting to withdraw someday.


2

No matter how Hot you are, never have sex with anyone on on Friday night between 2:15 to 2:30 am.

3
If both of you can't define your relationship after a month, kindly break up.

4
No matter how terrible or good your marriage is, keep of social media.

5.
As married couples, do not birth more than 3 kids MAX.

6.
Don't get married because of age...

7
Your first and 2nd year of marriage should be void of any relatives staying with you.

8
Look physically good in courtship and look better in marriage.

9.
Have mind the man or woman you're getting married to is Human. Flaws are bound to arise.

10
Walk out if your life is threatened.

Bonus:
Express your anger, break things if need be, cry, yell, scream if need be... Don't keep grudges, it gives room to evil actions.

dat number 2 tho,what do i need to knw?

Be clear with your intentions and never downplay effective communication.

THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE POSITIVE WORDS.


WE HAVE LEARNT SO MANY THINGS ON THIS THREAD.

Offpoint1:
I wish I can give details...

But it's a terrible time for sexual acts, that's all I can share.

eh, you can see beings too

Do unto your partner what you would like him/her do to you


Lobatan

Offpoint1:
I wish I can give details...

But it's a terrible time for sexual acts, that's all I can share.

Any revelation book to back this up?

Don't keep placing your partner's happiness over yours. E get reason.


Incase you don't know na me talk

SILENTandSMART2:
Shit happens

For marriage relationship


Take care of your man,

.wash his cloth , sweep the floor , wash the plate, scrub the toilet , give him pvssy, trim the flowers , kill the mosquitoes in daaa night, take care of him and baby, don't say shit in front of him, don't cheat on him, fetch water if you don't have modern system, clean and polish his shoes, UnCloth him after work, give him massage and respect him,



Geezz

You forgot to add to this all important advice the following: bathe him, clean his buttocks for him after pooing, brush his teeth for him, help him earn money by doing his job for him and leave him at home to sleep all day whilst doing absolutely nothing.

SILENTandSMART2:
Shit happens

For marriage relationship


Take care of your man,

.wash his cloth , sweep the floor , wash the plate, scrub the toilet , give him pvssy, trim the flowers , kill the mosquitoes in daaa night, take care of him and baby, don't say shit in front of him, don't cheat on him, fetch water if you don't have modern system, clean and polish his shoes, UnCloth him after work, give him massage and respect him,


Geezz

Kuku tell her to be his housegirl

My advice?

Don't give a fvck

[quote author=Offpoint1 post=95749810]1
Never ever sponsor a boyfriend or a girlfriend to school with the hope of marriage.

It's like depositing bananas in monkey bank and expecting to withdraw someday.


2

No matter how Hot you are, never have sex with anyone on on Friday night between 2:15 to 2:30 am.

3
If both of you can't define your relationship after a month, kindly break up.

4
No matter how terrible or good your marriage is, keep of social media.

5.
As married couples, do not birth more than 3 kids MAX.

6.
Don't get married because of age...

7
Your first and 2nd year of marriage should be void of any relatives staying with you.

8
Look physically good in courtship and look better in marriage.

9.
Have mind the man or woman you're getting married to is Human. Flaws are bound to arise.

10
Walk out if your life is threatened.

Bonus:
Express your anger, break things if need be, cry, yell, scream if need be... Don't keep grudges, it gives room to evil actions. Insight

Sixfeetbelle:
You forgot to add to this all important advice the following: bathe him, clean his buttocks for him after pooing, brush his teeth for him, help him earn money by doing his job for him and leave him at home to sleep all day whilst doing absolutely nothing.

Let a Nigg.a catch cruise na

Zzor:
never fall in love blindly,put your brains forward while your emotions far behind.Lastly avoid short men if you want to live long .

.
Pls Kowatiate

duduade:
Kuku tell her to be his housegirl

Don't get it twisted man,


Nobody wanna turn ham to house girl

Sixfeetbelle:
You forgot to add to this all important advice the following: bathe him, clean his buttocks for him after pooing, brush his teeth for him, help him earn money by doing his job for him and leave him at home to sleep all day whilst doing absolutely nothing.

Lol, it is still love if she wanna do dat tell her to continue

Uzomacharles:
Never Believed Some Few NL Members Have Sense

@Emphasized,Explain

Lol I wondered the same thing

fati2001:
MATURE NLANDER'S

1-never go to sleep angry at each other.
2-be faithful n loyal to each other
3-honesty and openness in every aspect/no secrets
4-dont bring up past arguements in new ones
5-remember no one is perfect
6-respect each other
7-always make sure u show each other often how much U love them
8-communication. Very important.
9-strive to make each other happy.
10-inspire, motivate n believe in each other

Love in a romantic relationship is insipid and unachievable. People are only interested in themselves nowadays. Long gone are the days of true and genuine love. Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit.

[s][/s]

Mrscarter:
1-never go to sleep angry at each other.
2-be faithful n loyal to each other
3-honesty and openness in every aspect/no secrets
4-dont bring up past arguements in new ones
5-remember no one is perfect
6-respect each other
7-always make sure u show each other often how much U love them
8-communication. Very important.
9-strive to make each other happy.
10-inspire, motivate n believe in each other

[s][/s] Bladibladibla.

To quit

SarutobiEky:
[/s][s] Bladibladibla.

Lol Goodluck in your future marraige. I feel for the woman

Feelings\Love Reciprocating is vert important in a relationship... If you not getting one... Just leave and don't hurt yourself

Well..the greatest relationship advice I would give is that you shouldn't love with the whole of ur heart,,,just love with one part of ur heart so that you can easily move on if there is any heart break.

Love and respect yourself first.

Offpoint1:
sex involves 2 individuals naw.
Don't try to push it, that's how far I can go.

If you can't explain why write it in the first place

Never fall in love with the wrong person.