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Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Tmach137(m): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2020
I'm starting to think that a lot of
men or boys don't know the meaning of the word "Simp", or don't know when and how it applies. They use it wantonly, sometimes not even bothering to understand the context.

A simp is someone that puts women on a pedestal above everyone else. I've seen someone call another person a simp just because they said they touched a tiddy. That’s not a simp. A simp would say “I would do anything to touch her beautiful breasts again, even disown my own family.” Not “I touched a tiddy before”.

I’m getting sick of it, I was hoping the word simp could bring us together, not just some insult you throw around. I’m tired of it, I’ve been thinking about this for so long and it hurts my head at night. Help me.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by SlurUsername1: 1:48pm On Nov 25, 2020
E pain this guy say them call am SIMP
Only a Simping crybaby will open a new thread to call out people he's had issues with
You sir are a SIMP

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by longetivity(m): 1:57pm On Nov 25, 2020
All nairaland guys are simp except me and slawormiir

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Uzomacharles: 2:02pm On Nov 25, 2020
See Definition Of SIMP

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:07pm On Nov 25, 2020
grin Simping is worse than cancer. You're a full bloodied SIMP.

#Deathtosimps

Cc: Evolutionlove Martinez39s Odinson1 Deceptionlove Ubunja

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by SILENTandSMART2: 2:43pm On Nov 25, 2020
Aswear you're right OP,




The eleribuu redpiller go land ,


Most of those redpiller are bitter, depressed and frustrated, soul,



Anybody that type nicely to a girl is a simp,


But they will be hailing their co eleribuu dat bash girls,


Eleribuu set of people wink

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by virginprincess(f): 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2020
Don't mind them very foolish set of people, they would come to social media and form storch, but they are the real simps, like op said many of them don't know the meaning of simps, they just say it because others are saying itundecided, ONLINE WARRIORS. grin grin grin
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by ePoster: 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2020
collinsuchendu:
grin Simping is worse than cancer. You're a full bloodied SIMP.

#Deathtosimps

Cc: Evolutionlove Martinez39s Odinson1 Deceptionlove Ubunja
Take this energy to the politics section.


The sum total of your life is women...without them, would mgtow exist?!

Funny thing, you're most likely an incel.

Focus on your future rather...your mates don't feel a thing giving out cars to women they had one-night stands with...

Transport fare and 100naira recharge card is pushing you slowly towards insanity.


Women aren't the cause of your problems...your problems are the reason you can't have women.

Get the maths?!

#endsars
#endinsecurities
#endcorruption
#deathtothosewithmisplacedpriorities.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:03pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Take this energy to the politics section.


The sum total of your life is women...without them, would mgtow exist?!

Funny thing, you're most likely an incel.

Focus on your future rather...your mates don't feel a thing giving out cars to women they had one-night stands with...

Transport fare and 100naira recharge card is pushing you slowly towards insanity.


Women aren't the cause of your problems...your problems are the reason you can't have women.

Get the maths?!

#endsars
#endinsecurities
#endcorruption
#deathtothosewithmisplacedpriorities.

Wailings of a frustrated evening newspaper lol. Collinsuchendu, I see you bruh......

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Tmach137(m): 5:22pm On Nov 25, 2020
NOOBS are ruining the word "Simp". If you're looking for evidence, look no further than two PATHETIC INCEL TWATS calling me a "Simp" simply because I called out their reasoning. If you have an argument present it forward in a reasonable dialogue, instead of hiding behind memes to throw shade. You're actually making yourself look STUPID undecided

Here's one definition of SIMP:

"A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table."

Key in the word SUBSERVIENT/SUBMISSIVE. People are using the word so much that they forget that the man (or woman since there can be woman simps if you look at it, gender equality bitches) should be submissive or willing to do a lot of things for the woman they are fucking simping with. If someone is just casually complimenting a girl or just did a favor WITHOUT EXPECTING THINGS IN RETURN and just likes to fucking help everyone, then that person is not a fucking simp.

Another definition: "A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason"

Now, this one I can agree that it can get a lot of meaning and can be an ammunition to make everyone a simp. But we should fucking know first that they value the female with NO VALID REASON. What if they are indebted to the person because of something in the past, or maybe something you don't know that they have done, then they are just repaying the favor.

Another fucking idea, that NOOBS need to put in their fucking numbskulls is that basically those who degrade themselves are the REAL SIMPS. Peeps that are saying "men are trash" or something are those who needs to be shamed upon because... HAVE SOME FUCKING WORTH MAN AND DON'T PULL US DOWN WITH YOUR BULLSHITTERY.

Another definition: "A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women ."

Now, this is one of the spicy shit. SEXUAL GRATIFICATION. People tend to ignore that those that they call simps should pass this fucking qualification. If a man wants to save a girl because uhhh it's the right fucking thing to do, then basically he's a king and not a simp. You should not ignore someone whether it's a man or woman in a sticky situation if you can help it. Geez, have some fucking humanity and don't just call out those who are just doing the humane thing.

REAL SIMPS are those who subscribe to those female twitch streamers and tweet about them and hoping that ONE FUCKING DAY, THEY'LL BE TOGETHER. It fits the trifecta that we mention already. SUBMISSIVE, VALUES FOR NO REASON AND SEXUAL GRATIFICATION. That's the perfect definition of a simp.

Another definition: "A square with no game other than "Rolling out the Red-Carpet" for every female."

Basically, it's just like the other descriptions we talk about. so you probably get the gist.

Again, I am doing this because I don't want the word to lose value, if people just keep calling out those who are not simps as simps, then it will be counted as a simple insult and be ignored by those who are real simps. If you are really striving for a gender equality or you value yourself, then don't be a simp. COMPLIMENT, DO GOOD DEEDS without expecting to be getting laid but because it is the FUCKING RIGHT THING TO DO.

Sigh, honestly, BANDWAGON NAMES ON THE INTERNET without knowing the real meaning of words, soon enough it will be pointless to call out someone to change just because FUCKING NOOBS & VIRGINS decide to normalize the calling out. fucking shit. I am out.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Brian47(m): 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2020
Stfu simp

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Tmach137(m): 5:36pm On Nov 25, 2020
Brian47:
Stfu simp
This simp can _bareback your fat ugly arse momma. Shut up Noob

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by LordTheus(m): 5:42pm On Nov 25, 2020
OP has a point though

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:42pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Take this energy to the politics section.


The sum total of your life is women...without them, would mgtow exist?!

Funny thing, you're most likely an incel.

Focus on your future rather...your mates don't feel a thing giving out cars to women they had one-night stands with...

Transport fare and 100naira recharge card is pushing you slowly towards insanity.


Women aren't the cause of your problems...your problems are the reason you can't have women.

Get the maths?!

#endsars
#endinsecurities
#endcorruption
#deathtothosewithmisplacedpriorities.


grin Who said simping was easy? Simps will never learn, Bitches will never change.

Keep on simping bro simp.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by ePoster: 6:48pm On Nov 25, 2020
Evolutionlove:


Wailings of a frustrated evening newspaper lol. Collinsuchendu, I see you bruh......
Your worse mistake would be to take me on...

I'm a simp today, a frustrated evening newspaper tomorrow...

The desperation is sicking.

Majority of the so called Redpillers would squander their meagre earnings on prostitutes...

That's being an alpha?! Sex.

How pathetic.

Mgtow is a group of unhappy incels who hate women for being too expensive...

You can't change the mentality of an entire gender...

So rather than complain, ranting all over social media...why don't you get your shit together and make money.

You guys idolise Ned Nwoko...how did he marry seven wives living together harmoniously?!

Money...

Your poverty-stricken self still hasn't been able to grasp that simple equation.

For sex, all men are simps.


You would spend your life hustling to make it and at the end, spend it all on women with pretty faces...

Still a simp.


When you can live your life without making women your utmost priority, quote me.

Until then, keep slaving for the beings you despise.

Make money and get the hoes, right?!

Lol.


And you guys are supposedly smart...


collinsuchendu: thumbs-up bro!
Mister Alpha male...
Redpiller!

Werey.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Your worse mistake would be to take me on...

I'm a simp today, a frustrated evening newspaper tomorrow...

The desperation is sicking.

Majority of the so called Redpillers would squander their meagre earnings on prostitutes...

That's being an alpha?! Sex.

How pathetic.

Mgtow is a group of unhappy incels who hate women for being too expensive...

You can't change the mentality of an entire gender...

So rather than complain, ranting all over social media...why don't you get your shit together and make money.

You guys idolise Ned Nwoko...how did he marry seven wives living together harmoniously?!

Money...

Your poverty-stricken self still hasn't been able to grasp that simple equation.

For sex, all men are simps.


You would spend your life hustling to make it and at the end, spend it all on women with pretty faces...

Still a simp.


When you can live your life without making women your utmost priority, quote me.

Until then, keep slaving for the beings you despise.

Make money and get the hoes, right?!

Lol.


And you guys are supposedly smart...


collinsuchendu: thumbs-up bro!
Mister Alpha male...
Redpiller!

Werey.

Garbage upon Garbage lol.grin grin grin
Who In his/her right senses would types this long rubbish and nonsense on Irrelevance. I didn't even bother to read the Garbage you wrote. Spits on you and give you Hot slap Oloshiii......

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:29pm On Nov 25, 2020
collinsuchendu:



grin Who said simping was easy? Simps will never learn, Bitches will never change.

Keep on simping bro simp.

Lol the first Image got me, That's the Category this EposterEdiot falls In. Useless Irredeemable SIMP.....grin grin grin

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:45pm On Nov 25, 2020
You know op, you do have a point....most redpillers I've seen spend most of their time talking about women, they claim women don't matter but the ideology is centered 80% on women, and most of them who aren't really exposed as such think using the word "simp" is cool, and think that being an Alpha male is by the number of girls a man can shag for free...the whole thing is just a support group for a bunch of w@nking losers.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:51pm On Nov 25, 2020
Evolutionlove:


Garbage upon Garbage lol.grin grin grin
Who In his/her right senses would types this long rubbish and nonsense on Irrelevance. I didn't even bother to read the Garbage you wrote. Spits on you and give you Hot slap Oloshiii......


grin Lol.. and the mugu ended up making no sense.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by ePoster: 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2020
Evolutionlove:


Lol the first Image got me, That's the Category this EposterEdiot falls In. Useless Irredeemable SIMP.....grin grin grin
I thought it was evening newspaper?!
Evolutionlove:


Garbage upon Garbage lol.grin grin grin
Who In his/her right senses would types this long rubbish and nonsense on Irrelevance. I didn't even bother to read the Garbage you wrote. Spits on you and give you Hot slap Oloshiii......
Then don't quote me.

You are so involved in other people's affair, it's pathetic...

Focus on your own life rather, go your own way and leave women alone!

It's that simple...

The people you are obsessed with don't care a bit about you...

It's so weird... that you guys are the same men who strive to live without women.

Oloshii, evening newspaper, simp...

I can guess your level of intelligence from your contradictory write-up...
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by ePoster: 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2020
collinsuchendu:



grin Lol.. and the mugu ended up making no sense.
We know.

Counter my points... let Nairaland bask in th glory of your brilliance.


It's easier and dumber to use nasty words instead.
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by tobechi20(m): 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2020
Sluts are different from beta guys
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 11:01pm On Nov 25, 2020
I just want to love and be Loved

Life of an ugly chick no easy sha
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:57pm On Nov 26, 2020
Evolutionlove:


Lol the first Image got me, That's the Category this EposterEdiot falls In. Useless Irredeemable SIMP.....grin grin grin
Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:49pm On Nov 26, 2020
Collinsuchendu come and carry your brother wey wan die on top my matter lol. Is It by force to give someone attention. The asuunpa Is really pained lol. Now I understand why someone people are being shot suddenly. When you don't mind your business and poke nose too much Into peoples affairs. Crying more than the bereaved. He will surely get what he Is looking for sure......

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:59pm On Nov 26, 2020
Evolutionlove:
Collinsuchendu come and carry your brother wey wan die on top my matter lol. Is It by force to give someone attention. The asuunpa Is really pained lol. Now I understand why someone people are being shot suddenly. When you don't mind your business and poke nose too much Into peoples affairs. Crying more than the bereaved. He will surely get what he Is looking for sure......

grin Simply ignore the foól bro. You know simps crave for attention just like their bitter mistress.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Sixfeetbelle: 10:17pm On Nov 26, 2020
Brian47:
Stfu simp

The more you call just about anyone a simp, the more the word looses its meaning such that when the actual real life simp comes online to narrate his situation, he doesn't see the word simp as anything that concerns him cause he has seen that almost all males are called simps in this forum.

Just like "olosho" on this forum. Real oloshos no longer flinch when you call them that cause every lady gets called that. Same with the eediot word.

Do you understand now what Op is trying to say?

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by BigJoe19: 2:10am On Nov 27, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


The more you call just about anyone a simp, the more the word looses its meaning such that when the actual real life simp comes online to narrate his situation, he doesn't see the word simp as anything that concerns him cause he has seen that almost all males are called simps in this forum.

Just like "olosho" on this forum. Real oloshos no longer flinch when you call them that cause every lady gets called that. Same with the eediot word.

Do you understand now what Op is trying to say?
Shalaye Fc cool
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Sixfeetbelle: 10:22am On Nov 27, 2020
BigJoe19:
Shalaye Fc cool

If he had understood it the first time, I wouldn't have bothered with educating him further.
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Thogar46: 3:28pm On Nov 28, 2020
The simp word is not being abused in nairaland because there are actually a lot of simples here. Those who are willing to do anything for the woman they have just met online and they even think that they have a chance with her. Some people need to get some self respect for they are losing it.

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Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Cohelm(m): 3:49pm On Nov 28, 2020
That so very true because apparently there are actually a lot of people that use that word but they never actually know its true meaning. That word is being abused on so many places and especially on social media. IF you do not want to be caught up in it then you better keep your affairs to yourself.
Re: Simp: The Most Abused Word On Nairaland by Karleb(m): 3:54pm On Nov 28, 2020
The OP and the fellow above me are simps!

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