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Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 9:50pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
This is valid in my beloved Nigeria only. Number 1: Nurses. Nurses are, by definition, “caregivers”, but a recent trip to any hospital (public or private) would disabuse you, especially if you love asking questions for clarity. They assume people who ask questions are dumb time-wasters and they often give curt answers or just go savage on you. I’m not too keen on dating people who don’t give a damn when they see blood. Sorry if you are dating a nurse. May the ancestors strengthen you. 2: Bankers. Ah! These ones always have a short fuse. I think it’s a crucial part of their training or a “quality” the HR looks out for in prospective staff. These women profile you by the amount of money you appear to possess, often forgetting that appearances can be deceiving. They always want to know how much you are worth in liquid cash. . Plus they tend to live above their means. Guys, it’s almost always a waste of time to date myopic ladies who happen to be bankers. Some are good. Good luck finding them. 3: Club/Lounge waitresses. Our ancestors say: “Wahala be like bicycle”. Brethren, do not bite more than you can chew. There is no form of embarrassment these girls cannot visit upon you. Like bankers, they can size you up in a matter of milliseconds, but are often off-target as women are wont to. If you must date them, be ready for unnecessary show-off. They have seen mad money wasted in their workplaces. If you are an average earner, comport yourself cos if you enter express, motor go jam you. 4: Makeup artists. I know these ladies are everywhere and many are beautiful, but guys, calm down. Their trade revolves around the art of subtle (or not so subtle) deception. Take heed lest you fall. They are often required on movie locations, photoshoots and weddings. They have seen it all. If they are successful, they may be more stable, but if they are up and coming, ah! Be prepared to compete for their attention. It is not a fair race for you. One pertinent factor is they have many female friends. And that spells major Wahala for you bro. Your quiet patience may win you the trophy, but it could also lead her to believe you can be treated like a dummy. Open your eyes, bro. 5: Last but not least, Students. Not a “profession” but let’s call this an honorable mention. This also applies to women who are jobless and broke. If you are a working man looking to settle, avoid students, especially under 25 ladies. Their wahala nor get part two. If you like, follow dem. You go hear am. You remember how they acted while you guys were still in school? Would you love to pitch your tent with such fickle creatures? I wouldn’t. Neither should you. You want your money to be given to her campus boyfriend so they can laugh at you as they buy shawarma and small stout? Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. However, a working man has no business dating a student seriously and exclusively. Well, except you have identified it as your destiny to play Russian roulette with your heart and funds. That’s all for now. Kindly add to the list. Ladies, I know you are reading this. No offence. It is what it is. You can’t insult me. I won’t respond unless I feel like tugging on your leash. I come in peace. 6 Likes |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by joesh94: 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
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Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by MickzyDonald: 9:54pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
But who's gonna marry the one's in this category now |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 9:57pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
MickzyDonald: Wahala for them o. |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Nobody: 9:57pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
rubbish 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
You forgot to add hairdressers/stylist. Mehn, those ones na special case dem be! Incase you don't know na me talk |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 10:12pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
MrTAnonymous: I forgot o! Those ones can finish a man’s destiny in their small shops. Avoid them! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 10:13pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Zzor: Nor vex
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Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:16pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
AfroKnight: You be correct niggarr! You sabi!!! Incase you don't know na me talk 1 Like
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Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by doggedfighter(f): 10:19pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
This list Looks like someone from the above list turned you down. But it's all good |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Bornsinner7: 10:36pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Awa fierce gan to ba n wa mi No be small matter 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Sixfeetbelle: 10:44pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
I need to insult men the way they insult women when they open threads like this I need suggestions. |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by longetivity(m): 10:45pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
I can marry any girl in this category and nothing will happen 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:08pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
doggedfighter: Sixfeetbelle: Hello? What are you people doing here? I thought I said “Ladies keep off!“ Stubborn but beautiful people. Anyway, who would expect compliance from the gender that was gisting with the serpent in the Bible? I come in peace. |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:08pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
longetivity: At least avoid students for your peace of mind bro. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:09pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Bornsinner7: Oshey omo iya! Respect! |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:13pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Oh, I forgot the Entertainers(Artists and most especially the actresses), that's a story for another day sha. Incase you don't know na me talk |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Sixfeetbelle: 11:15pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
AfroKnight: @ the bold, doesn't matter. Well, if you must know. It's because we never see guys comply when we say "for ladies only". In fact, pvssy ass niggas wanna be women so bad they'd actually take first seats in a thread about women's menstrual cycle. Like, do they want to menstruate too? So, we're only here to reciprocate the favour. Ps: ignore the insult, if any. |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by doggedfighter(f): 11:19pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
AfroKnight: A thread without us isn't complete We're not going anywhere. |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by tonyson010(m): 1:03am On Nov 27, 2020 |
With exception to the nurses, others are dangerous. Nurses are quite amiable and easy people. But on a bad day, work demands stress goes beyond control especially in a country with pathetic health care like ours. Have a liking for lawyers. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Theboy21: 6:33am On Nov 27, 2020 |
tonyson010:That's the deal, female lawyers are most times smart, intelligent and doesn't have time for some bullshit, just don't cross their lane 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by fati2001(m): 10:06am On Nov 27, 2020 |
RUBBISH |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by tonyson010(m): 11:51am On Nov 30, 2020 |
Theboy21: Reason I have a penchant for them. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Nobody: 12:28pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
I can't date a student |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by lascos912(m): 12:42pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
Hnm |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by lascos912(m): 12:45pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
Zzor:they said only man,this was what killed lot wife 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by lascos912(m): 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
doggedfighter:who called you hole people here |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by lascos912(m): 12:49pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
fati2001: |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Quality20(m): 2:02pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
what of lady hawkers? |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by wealthtrak: 12:20pm On Mar 28, 2022 |
AfroKnight:If you must date with the intent of getting married, then date a woman with VALUES regardless of what she's doing as a legit job or vocation. I've met and interacted freely over the years with women in the career paths you listed and they are okay, but with some exceptions. Due dilligence is key. That's the brutal truth, or you'll be missing out on a priceless gem. |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by Magnoliaa(f): 8:43pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
AfroKnight: Is this your favourite food, my love? It wasn't pounded yam and ègúsì and bush meat, though, but ma worry. Next taim. I know this now. I will even specially pound the yam and put all orisirisi of meat. Yes, darling. You're mine and I am yours. Ki la wa fun ra wa fun? Ekuro ni alabaku ewa afterall. Buh ibi twerking yen ni a ti ma fere ni problem ferefe. Come sef, twerking is for all these nonsense nonsense chewing gum boys jare. A real man, a man of the house and husband material receives good rubs and massages. And a great bath too. But ya denying your first love for me. What's my assurance that you wee not do same to me if you find another woman now? |
Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by ibechris(m): 8:55pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
I disagree with u. Yes,not all bankers are what u just mentioned and not all who engage in the aforementioned are as u labelled them. Being discipline is not generic but a personal choice. So,stop lying. I have worked in the bank. Just say u hate these classes of women in these vocations and don't say what is not true. |
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