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don't bath at night if not witches will visit you

longetivity:
dead people visits their homes every Thursday

are u for real or joke

I no even remember any one

goodmorning40:
Do not sweep your house at night or else you are sweeping away your riches and wealth

U be ibo man

If you flog a child with broom, his manhood if boy will become smaller and her breast will be smaller if girl

you angered a deaf man If you put leaf in your mouth

If you hit your left leg on something, bad luck awaits the person

Radarada, mtchew

>>it's not good to flog a child with the mouth of broom!! >> It's not good to jump across a sleeping person.. >> Don't show a new born baby mirror.

Sharap

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

BigBrother9ja:
That Christianity is the one true religion

I heard yours is a peaceful religion.

When your hand is itching you, it means you will soon get money so make sure you scratch it with money

If you swallow orange seed, orange tree will grow out of your stomach.

If you stay too long bathing naked in the village stream, the stream spirit will cause your dick to dissapear.

If you see a rainbow, don't go there, if you go there, a giant anaconda with fiery eyes will swallow you.

Grass cutter tail must not touch your dick. If it does, your dick will shrink in size and you become impotent for life. (I have not tried it, I will never try it, I will never advice anybody to try it. And please please don't try it)

How do u want ur thunder straight or curve

BigBrother9ja:
That Igbos will have biafura

kayyzz:
Don't laugh at the poor or you will be as poor as they are

Can I laugh at d rich? Cos I wan laff dangote o

BigBrother9ja:
That Christianity is the one true religion

you are a mohammedite the terrorist , cancer of the world..

1) The wall is the leg of God.

2) When you eat you must remain some food for the ground, because the ground is your brother.

3)If you collect a stone from a small child, the child would stop growing taller and will become a dwarf.

4) Female students should not be beaten on the buttocks.

5)If you bend down and look between your legs in the market, you will see ghosts.

6) Ghosts visit their families every Thursday.

7)If you draw something on a paper and then pour kerosene on the paper, the thing you drew will manifest in real life.

Like if you draw a car on a paper and pour kerosene thereon, the car will suddenly come out in real life and you can start driving it.

Women are inferior to men.

9)Lady koi koi like disturbing female students in boarding schools.

10)Etc

Don’t whistle in d hot afternoon u invite snake. . If u kill wall gecko u will be poor for life.

Whistling in the evening attracts witches
Don't look at the mirror in the night

1 dollars equal to 1 naira and fuel will be sold 65 per litter by buhari

esutstar:
How do u want ur thunder straight or curve

Don't look at the mirror in the night else you will be seeing ghost instead of your reflection

2. Don't call snakes by their name in the night else the snake will appear

3. if you don't throw your teeth on the zinc when it fell off it wont come out again

Don't wash clothes at night.. don't whistle in the sun

1.If you sleep facing up, you will have bad dreams
2. If you eat while standing, the food will settle in your legs
3. If you whistle, you are summoning on snakes.
4. If you eat in the middle of the door, you no go belleful
5. If star falls from the sky, someone is dead.
6. If you have wet dreams, they are collecting your destiny
7. If you wash cloths in the night, your mum will die


I will modify it if I remember the remaining

That one day Arsenal will be great again...

if you drink garri with mango you will die

If you sweep your mattress with broom, na automatic body pains.

Don't watched plat immediately u finished eating, or else u watching away the food u just eat and soon u feel hungry.

this is a time to focus on what are important

kingxsamz:
...
That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

Beating a child with a broom will make his joystick small


Combining Garri with Mango is a suicide mission.


Fetching water from the well at night attracts supernatural being


Don't say the floor is hot � while stepping on it barefooted but you should say it is cold �


They are just too many

Our elders will not kill us thank God we are grown now.

If you drank coconut water you would grow up a dull child.

Youths are the leaders of tomorrow..

1. If you lose your tooth, throw it ontop of the house(the roof), it'll grow back.

2. Don't give with the left hand ( I do opposite 'cause I'm yet to know what happens if I don't)

3. Don't wear wrist watches on the right hand(I do opposite)

4. For those that love the December vibes,
My birthday is tomorrow o.

1st Dec, 199?

I need people to know.
I need birthday messages, that's all.
Thanks in advance.

That Nigeria will be great again