kingxsamz:
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That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

i actually kept on reading the comments to see stuff likr this...bros if anything you believe at all is superstition...do not doubt the second coming of christ...cos he is very very real...so are angels and demons...if he says one day he is gonna show on earth who are we to doubt him...you can tag everything you ever believe superstition...jesus is not superstition ooo son of man... you did put yourself here man... you did not just exist yourself mr man...God is real ,so is satan and are very much involve in the affairs of men...shalom

Jesus is coming soon....

since I dey primary school I don dey hear this.


SMH.

MiVida:
For now.

Lol, not now, not ever.

armyjassy101:
Guys what's the funniest superstition you were made to believe, either you know know the truth or you are still believing it......

Mine you must not talk while removing the feathers of a chicken if you do the feathers will keep growing.

(2) you must not eat at the door if you do the food won't enter your stomach ...lol

Guys drop yours.

So many of them.

1. That Jesus was born through the power of the Holy Spirit which means the holy spirit artificially inseminated his mother. What a useless story!!

2. That Jesus turned water into wine!!! What a wonderful nonsense story.

3. That Jesus raised Lazarus from death. Hahahahaha.

4. That Jesus himself also rose up from the dead. What a funny nonsense cøck and bull story.

5. That Jesus ascended into heaven.

The funniest though sad part of these fictitious tales is that millions and millions of people all over the world believe in this folklore.

Well sha, na dem sabi.

Martolsha:
i actually kept on reading the comments to see stuff likr this...bros if anything you believe at all is superstition...do not doubt the second coming of christ...cos he is very very real...so are angels and demons...if he says one day he is gonna show on earth who are we to doubt him...you can tag everything you ever believe superstition...jesus is not superstition ooo son of man... you did put yourself here man... you did not just exist yourself mr man...God is real ,so is satan and are very much involve in the affairs of men...shalom

No white man is coming to take you to his imaginary kingdom /paradise bro. You should focus more on your future and your children's future.

tknyskny:
tried that once and I saw my uncle and grand dad that died 2000 years ago

kingxsamz:
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That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

There are some things you should say!

PotatoSalad:
Flashing torchlight at the sky while it rains will cause thunder to strike you.

Flapping your fingers at a particular species of birds and saying some bs words will make your fingernails white

There's Mamnywater in poster colours

Leke leke come gimme white fingers

kingxsamz:

Lol, not now, not ever.

well... We all have to wait n see.

Bye amigo!

As a pupil i was told to never forget biscuit in my pocket otherwise it will turn to a finger.

Standing at the door during rain (Thunderstorm) will cause the thunder to strike you..

Guys, no be superstition ooo.
E happen live to my brother.

Baba faint for like 5min.
Na God bring the guy back.

I still dy take that shit whine am up till now.. I dy always ask am where e spirit go for that 5min

Ayandokun2000:

you can try it too but make sure say the dog na pure foreign breed cos if you go use our local bingo own....na ya village ancestors wey Carry cutlass you go dey see up and down o

kingxsamz:


No white man is coming to take you to his imaginary kingdom /paradise bro. You should focus more on your future and your children's future.

the 2nd coming is the hope of the xtians. Give ur life to C

If you're pregnant and someone crosses you over, your child would resemble that person.

That, if you don't want people to use your pee for juju, make sure you spit on it when done.

If you whistle with your mouth around 1pm, you're calling ghosts .

- If you walk over somebody's legs their children will look like you.
- vultures and owls were witches that would carry children and turn them into vultures and owls.

MrNipplesLover:
Jesus is coming soon....

since I dey primary school I don dey hear this.


SMH.

he tarries

armyjassy101:
Guys what's the funniest superstition you were made to believe, either you know know the truth or you are still believing it......

Mine you must not talk while removing the feathers of a chicken if you do the feathers will keep growing.

(2) you must not eat at the door if you do the food won't enter your stomach ...lol

Guys drop yours.

When you go to market at night. If you bend down to look in between your legs you will spirits. Lol

if you don't repent. You will believe it one day, but then it will be too late.

brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..

Sir, that number 4 is actually true as far as I can remember. Even though I find it strange and difficult to explain.

Ours those days was that if you see an egret flying across the sky and you wave your hand(s) singing "leke leke give me one finger I will give you ten fingers (which ever bargain works for you)". The next day as you wake up you will notice white markings on your finger nails.

Strange but true.

Bad guy

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So many of them.

1. That Jesus was born through the power of the Holy Spirit which means the holy spirit artificially inseminated his mother. What a useless story!!

2. That Jesus turned water into wine!!! What a wonderful nonsense story.

3. That Jesus raised Lazarus from death. Hahahahaha.

4. That Jesus himself also rose up from the dead. What a funny nonsense cøck and bull story.

5. That Jesus ascended into heaven.

The funniest though sad part of these fictitious tales is that millions and millions of people all over the world believe in this folklores.

Well sha, na dem sabi.[/quote
I pity you.

Liposure:
the 2nd coming is the hope of the xtians. Give ur life to C

It's not the hope of other religions, so rest bro.

Righteousness89:
Growing up as a kid, I was told to throw my broken tooth on the roof so my tooth will grow again!

This one is not a Superstition! It's is a Fact!
No Matter what you have or you don't haveIf you Depart this Earthwithout JESUS Christ! It's a Waste of Existence. It's Hell Fire straight!

It's a fact? I wonder why people still take you seriously here.

If a bird should poo on you, that a sign that you will be wealthy.

As kids, we were meant to believe that; if u & person fight & the person bite u, find fowl shit use rub for the wound(bite) then the person teeth go rotten finish! If u lick mango & drink garri u will die! I use to believe a certain bird we call chekeleke as kids, whenever the birds are flying & you start shouting chekeleke give me more better fingers by waving your fingers up, your finger nails will add @ that moment. They also said; if someone defecates on your land & you burn it, that person that defecated will have
a swollen anus.

Children who eat eggs will steal

BennyDon:
Children who eat eggs will steal

and mess too

AirmirthDY:
If a bird should poo on you, that a sign that you will be wealthy.

it means u would be lucky during that day and it's true

your infant tooths won't grow back again if lizard saw the one that fall...�

if lizard land/fall on your body especially women, they will get new cloths

That Jesus is coming..Biggest superstition mehn!