SoapQueen:



You are lucky I am not one of your tenants. I will dogwalk you, Alien Brain! At your age and achievement, you are still living in same compound with your tenants, while other home owners are living in their own properties - without tenants.

Many people in your circle obviously pop pills, and gas you up that you are "the ish" that's why you are in people's business. Stupid nitwit with delusions of grandeur.

What exactly do you have against tenants? Oh, I understand. You are probably one of God's greatest mistake to mankind (in form of a son), who was probably handled free stuffs on his laps. Little wonder, you hate every hardworking youth out there who hustles legitimately to pay for rents.

I said tf what I said, if I rent a house from a bedswerving sewer rat like you, I will outpetty you.

Now, run along with your pompous, over- bloated self, and don't forget to take your medications before you flex your lily-livered strength on your yeast-filled muscles on the next poor soul who would be so unfortunate to be called a tenant of yours.

Now, take my father's name out of your mouth, and replace it with your D, because you are a Di**head (that's if you even have one, because you are no man).

My father built his properties while you were shitting in your pants and probably waiting on your folks for hand-me-downs. And I'd be a fool (like you are now) to come online and brag about my achievements (that's if you have one).

Next time, employ good architects to construct top-rate cess pits for you, not quacks! Imagine investing 60M on a house and dealing with petty issues every 3-5 business days. I can send you professionals (and send that thank you note afterwards, you little barn rat)

Prostitute? Failed attempt of maschismo. Try again.

Poor home? Failed attempt of classism by someone who thinks he is the Upper Echelon. Try again.

Like I said, go to hell with your bad energy, and do humanity a favor, stay in all the houses you have built, and don't lease! Whimpering b**ch of a man!

15ssDRIVE:



Hahahhahahahahhha sounds like my former landlord !
Strict die, all tenants dey look am
Like make dem kill am for Xmas beef.

Old soldier never die, na me cool am down. Imagine he comes threatening everyone until the day he saw it coming.

The place where he said no one should dry clothes,he come meet Weed like 40 bags in the drying processs.

Like 20 Buyers dey smoke to test the weed quality !!!!

HahhahahhHhahhhHhah party scatter !

He saw the Normal people/ semi normal / small crazy to the one wey dey ride Okoda without wearing clothes.

More than 15 big radios playing differently music,from bob marley to India music.


Other tenants dey cheer me up! Say carry go .


Las las me and Old soldier come be friend. I stayed 6 months after my rent due,but I make sure say daily I dey supply bread, Suya and sometime I help his ministry with babes.

Come see baba, dey cry when I was leaving.

I sha left 1 bag for him and taught him the supply route.

21 guns salute for all old soldier...

tiffanyfan:


For where ?

sonnie10:
God bless Baba, thou I called him Daddy.
He said, son I want you to be financially stable before you are 30.
He said I will teach you how to invest in stocks and you must show me that you are investing.

Those rules helped kept me committed to investing.

Those days, stock brokers would be very selective in choosing their clients. They didn’t want just anybody’s business.
Baba took me to his personal broker and signed as a guarantor.
That was how I started building my portfolio.
God bless Baba’s soul as he rests on .

brain54:

standing ovation dude.

Rextizzle:
We just dey like that, nah my bitch she be

Rextizzle:
It's just hard to believe, maybe u stay in a cheap apartment that's why, if not imagine me paying 1. 5 million on rent yearly and one idiot called a landlord comes to frustrate me, I will just collect my money jejely and move elsewhere

Abcruz:
My landlady said gates are to be locked by 8PM, no fetching of water from her well, visitors are not permitted, you must greet her morning, afternoon and evening.
Male tenants must clear the compound and female tenants must sweep the compound.

SoapQueen:

Such a narcissistic, egoistical chauvinist.

kponkedenge:


I know of a house in my area that this rule still applies to them. It's so unfortunate some landlords are still living in the stone age.

adanny01:
A friend of mine got a nice 2 bedroom flat and 1 bathroom with no toilet.

The landlord prohibited shitting inside his house and provided outside toilet.m

My friend offered to buy a WC and install free but the landlord said over his dead body.

DedeNkem:
Don't rent a building where the landlord/lady lives.

Amarisco:


Tear English for dem!!!!!

HitlerGaddafi:

Some of these mumu rules, they won't tell you until you pay and park in. They know you can't ask for a refund. You either obey the rules or move out ..

Cc tiffanyfan

debbydams:
No male nd female friends allowed to visit, I must be in my room by 7pm.. I spent one week nd i.packed out 0..my friends came to help me with light nd dx man � embarrassed them I moved out that day with d money I paid.. The one I collected next, I must wake up by 5am to sweep, only one bf is allowed nd i.will introduce him to.. I must not cook inside my perishable (tomatoes, pepper, onions) must be in my room.. Food cabinet. Is not allowed inside d room, after 8pm d gate must b locked.. My bf must buy landlrd gift whenever he comes to visit.. My experience as a student in kwara state.

HitlerGaddafi:

I just wondered if this your friend didn't inspect the house before moving in.

debbydams:
No male nd female friends allowed to visit, I must be in my room by 7pm.. I spent one week nd i.packed out 0..my friends came to help me with light nd dx man � embarrassed them I moved out that day with d money I paid.. The one I collected next, I must wake up by 5am to sweep, only one bf is allowed nd i.will introduce him to.. I must not cook inside my perishable (tomatoes, pepper, onions) must be in my room.. Food cabinet. Is not allowed inside d room, after 8pm d gate must b locked.. My bf must buy landlrd gift whenever he comes to visit.. My experience as a student in kwara state.

Amarisco:


This one is boot camp

One4me:


Lead Attorney to 'Tenant Association', you weldone o!
One day you will build your own house too and whatever you do to others, will be done unto you.

My wards were trained to "respect boundaries" and as a mater of fact, they are tenants in their various places and they dont go around insulting their Landlords or behaving like nincompoops.


BTW: Most of the things tenants are saying here (some of them have never even paid rent for one week ) are either outright lies or over-exaggeration. Most Landlords are reasonable people but when you meet a disrespectful tenant, then the time has come to show how is Boss, in that house.

Kamelot77:
whc area in Kwara state

One4me:


This reminds me, l evacuated the Soakaway recently due to a blockage and in two of the Chambers (each flat has its own chamber), come and see the amount of Condom we saw there, for people who claim to be "avid Churchy people o"!
It was then l realised that all these Brother and Sisters na pretense.
I just issued them a 'Yellow Card', next time, l will bill you for the Cost of evacuation and repair, if you are not happy, just leave.

Seyzcham91:
you no tell em you no be gay

One4me:


And how many years did he spend in prison for Arson?[/b]
I wont hear it is a mistake o.

tiffanyfan:



Thunder kee you there

tiffanyfan:




Who dash lazy you 1.5m.... abi you don cash out

SoapQueen:


Mo ti soro soke, sis. Loool

Alwaysking:
You still dey this world? after our last encounter, you just go hide