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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by k2money(m): 8:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
naijadrivablog:
I heard yours is a peaceful religion.
I'm sure you belief he's a Muslim, brother he might be a traditional man. We have millions of faith. I like your quote because what they told you about Islam is also superstition.
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by kingxsamz(m): 8:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
harmony75:
if you don't repent your eyes go neat on the last day, you think is a joke may God have mercy on you!
Eyah, Is that what they told you in Sunday school? How cute.

Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by AirmirthDY(f): 8:18pm On Nov 30, 2020
tknyskny post=a:
it means u would be lucky during that day and it's true
Really? shocked
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Cooldude90: 8:22pm On Nov 30, 2020
brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..



You just made me remember how I do feel then trying that No 4. All my brothers get am only me no get, e come be like say the birds no like me lol

lots of crazy crap mehn..
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by kennyz247(m): 8:36pm On Nov 30, 2020
Muhylonaire007:
grin grin grin 1.If you sleep facing up, you will have bad dreams 2. If you eat while standing, the food will settle in your legs 3. If you whistle, you are summoning on snakes. 4. If you eat in the middle of the door, you no go belleful grin grin grin 5. If star falls from the sky, someone is dead. 6. If you have wet dreams, they are collecting your destiny grin grin grin 7. If you wash cloths in the night, your mum will die grin grin

I will modify it if I remember the remaining grin grin grin grin grin
number 1 is real oo
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Yaks02(m): 9:49pm On Nov 30, 2020
goodmorning40:
Do not sweep your house at night or else you are sweeping away your riches and wealth
This is somehow true, don't play over it
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by UbaGwele: 10:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
This one Na superstition abi Na fact abj Na lie sef
Nigeria -1
India- 100
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by SweetDipBenny(m): 10:24pm On Nov 30, 2020
brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..
grin u win
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Nobody: 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2020
longetivity:
dead people visits their homes every Thursday grin
This one is true. I'm 35 years old and all my jazz man them including IFA done confirm am.
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by tknyskny(m): 10:48pm On Nov 30, 2020
AirmirthDY:
Really? shocked
yap
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by tknyskny(m): 10:55pm On Nov 30, 2020
Ayandokun2000:
I've got a lhasa tho but nigga no wan risk am

Make person no go run mad las las cheesy
guy try am now...na man u be( whats the worst that can happen) #seeingzombiesallthetime
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by brosom(m): 11:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
SweetDipBenny:
grin u win
Abi?
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Ayandokun2000: 11:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
tknyskny:
guy try am now...na man u be( whats the worst that can happen) #seeingzombiesallthetime
U wan push me enter express grin grin
Thank you
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 12:19am On Dec 01, 2020
brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..
grin

That Chekeleke superstition always turns out true thou. That year, when we saw Chekeleke, we would start singing:
Chekeleke nye m ocha, bia ka inwere oji
Chekeleke nye m ocha, bia ka inwere oji.
When we were done singing, we would look at our finger nail, there was always a thick patch of white on it. Lmao
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 12:21am On Dec 01, 2020
Righteousness89:
Growing up as a kid, I was told to throw my broken tooth on the roof so my tooth will grow again!



This one is not a Superstition! It's is a Fact!
No Matter what you have or you don't have, if you Depart this Earth Without JESUS Christ! It's a Waste of Existence. It's Hell Fire straight!
I can tell you you are an Igbo. Likely from Nsukka sef grin grin
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 12:23am On Dec 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
Everyone has his own moon, and the moon will always follow u when u are walking.


There is a lady called miss koi koi in our primary school.

If you loose a tooth, throw it on the zinc.

The bird called great egret are called "Shekeleke" and if u are fortunate enough to see it, just wave at it and sing a particular song, it will give u a white finger nails

There is a particular size a python will grow, it will start laying diamonds.

If somebody bite u, rub it with fowl droppings and the person will loose his teeth.

If u have itchy palm, u will have money soon. coincidentally, this one works
Confirm Igbo man grin
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 12:27am On Dec 01, 2020
SocialJustice:
Sprinkle biro ink in a white basin of water and a mermaid will appear.

If lizard bites you, thunder must strike for it to release you.

If a baby bends down and looks through her legs, it can see spirits.

If your food falls on the floor, leave it beciaee devil has eaten it.

If you're sent on errand with the floor spat on, you must return before the spit dries, else your teeth rots.
grin
It was our navel they told us would rotten if we allowed the spittle to dry up.
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 12:34am On Dec 01, 2020
They told us that the shooting stars were 'travel vehicles' for powerful dibias (native doctors), and when you see one and you are able to count 7, wealth would be yours grin
I remember seeing it few times, but on those occasions, I was not able to count from 1 to 7. I always felt bad. grin
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by tknyskny(m): 1:28am On Dec 01, 2020
michaelpop50:
This one is true. I'm 35 years old and all my jazz man them including IFA done confirm am.
Kai them go don see me knack like craze be that o...cos na Thursday gan gan be knackadaymose day
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Sagefromtheeast: 4:32am On Dec 01, 2020
ibecee:
guy your Mumu too much. can't you just comment like a normal person for once. not every scenario demands a preaching response. you will just bore the people you intend to win their souls if you continue behaving like a wierdo
I think you're not against what he's saying...
I wonder why you're calling him out when you can't do the same to the guy that's always talking about weed and booze as if it's so savoury.
Smh


Christians should have a stand!
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by ogbu80(m): 6:48am On Dec 01, 2020
Righteousness89:
Growing up as a kid, I was told to throw my broken tooth on the roof so my tooth will grow again!



This one is not a Superstition! It's is a Fact!
No Matter what you have or you don't have, if you Depart this Earth Without JESUS Christ! It's a Waste of Existence. It's Hell Fire straight!
Smh
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by SocialJustice: 6:50am On Dec 01, 2020
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
grin
It was our navel they told us would rotten if we allowed the spittle to dry up.
Lol.
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Adinoyi119(m): 7:37am On Dec 01, 2020
longetivity:
dead people visits their homes every Thursday grin
This is not superstitious belief. Islamic faith believes it.
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by jintex(m): 7:51am On Dec 01, 2020
This one

Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by olatunjithomas(m): 9:40am On Dec 01, 2020
If you cut wall geckos tail, it'll turn to snake and would forever haunt you.
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Pelecius: 10:12am On Dec 01, 2020
kingxsamz:
No white man is coming to take you to his imaginary kingdom /paradise bro. You should focus more on your future and your children's future.
Setting up strawman or misrepresenting someone else' position is not a smart thing to do.
No informed person believes that Jesus is a white man.
Your second sentence is an important advise all could heed
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by kingxsamz(m): 10:48am On Dec 01, 2020
Pelecius:
Setting up strawman or misrepresenting someone else' position is not a smart thing to do.
[s] No informed person believes that Jesus is a white man. [/s]
Your second sentence is an important advise all could heed
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Pelecius: 12:17pm On Dec 01, 2020
[quote author=kingxsamz post=96615477][/quote]Smile

What's your counter argument?
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