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Infolenka:
What are some of the things you hate to see when you visit a guy's place. Things that are a big turn off.

Also, please chip in the things you love to see in a guy's place

I dont like aggressive gay men

Mustiboy:
Very much on point, Poco.

I wonder how people live with themselves knowing they stink. We humans have natural odor, and our daily activities can intensify the emanation. But it is up to us to take care of ourselves and buy products for hygiene, as well as deodorants.

Like these things are usually cheap, yet most people will rather spend their money on suya and beer. Tell me, why won't they stink.


My younger brother stinks to the high heavens, yet I haven't summoned the courage to confront him and not make him feel bad about it.

You sleep in the bed with someone who's always smelling fresh and always tidies the room, yet you don't bother learning one thing or two. I mean this guy smells so bad that I have to tell him to stop spreading his worn clothes on the hanger.

Hygiene is heaven, which is why I love my girlfriend die. You won't believe I even sniff her whenever we're together — from her hair to down there. I love cleanliness, and that's her watchword.

Deodorants can't even help most people. They have to be clean first and not feel attacked when corrected.

Bless God for my Mum.
She didn't mince words with us growing up.

She tells you straight up in Yoruba,' why is your armpit smelling like this?'
' why is your mouth stinking like this?'

I started using deodorant when I was still in primary school...

Please, you shouldn't hide from your Brother, tell him straight up!

It's embarrassing at work when people start taking about people that stink-- meaning people notice.

Better you tell him now than some outsider insults him over it.

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

ah! Ur type will not even allow ur in-laws to visit their son. Guys watch out oo

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I don read tire...

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bigcasava1:
ah! Ur type will not even allow ur in-laws to visit their son. Guys watch out oo

Better oil de ur head..

Imagine if a woman don't waht her boi frind to b close with neighbours



Ditto for family members

Such women are toxic

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

see her mouth! Yrrrh! Yrrh! yrrrh Visit! Guy!

Maryjane001:
Same here. Was even behaving like I had panic attack..lol. A PhD student that was crushing on me. Oga was like "but u just got here. I won't harm u, just feel free babe". I didn't agree until he led me downstairs. Immediately I relaxed a little bit, he got upset as soon as he noticed how relieved I was. The speed I use run go my lodge eh.
Just imagine a girl raped in his place, no one would even hear her cuz he lived at the first floor of a 6 storey plus it was during lockdown period where almost everyone had gone back home.

next time be more discerning

Kentuforchrist:
U no fit see chair for.my apartment ooo
Na bed u go siddon

bed for summer slam! Bad guy! But when you marry try buy chair.

SILENTandSMART2:
omo you land my place you go see clothes everywhere wetin concern me


nah kitchen me i know plate always dey but my bedroom nah plates plenty


hehehehehe


omo i can't keee myself,

You are proud of being dirty.

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

na dem dey come

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

na dem dey come

Reeberry:
You are proud of being dirty.

Lol


This is not about dirtiness at all ,


We call it dis-organizing, I'm not a dirty nigga at all, but you can see used bottle water inside toilet, or 2 to 3 pots in my bedroom

I'm a very neat guy oo

Moreover u a boy or girl ?

bigcasava1:
bed for summer slam! Bad guy! But when you marry try buy chair.

sure na but for now bachelor no need chair

ProphetM0hammad:
I hate dirtiness too.
But you are talking as if cleanliness is the most important thing for some ladies in relationships.
Some ladies, if not most ,won't mind getting married to a dirty man if other superficial things are in place.

Exactly. Plus some ladies aren't always clean either

SILENTandSMART2:
Hahahaha


E shocked you or what ?


Hehehehehe

The stress is too much jare, ,

moreover girl's own is very bad

Hahaha.
You will have flies coming for them plates
Yeah Ur right tho some girls are untidy n lazy too.
Lol btw U won't kill yourself taking Ur plate to the sink

CalliDora1:
Not like I hate them, I'm scared of them.

Since the day a horse nearly kicked me with it hind legs just because I was coming at it's back and i wasn't even following at close range. The thing just kept eyeing me until all of a sudden it leaped backwards and nearly kicked me but the rider quickly controlled it. And I was around 12 years old then.

Yeah my brother's step daughter was 18 months old n crawled behind a horse and got kicked in the head n now she has brain damage.
All horses don't like people coming up behind them they get scared n will kick. It's just their nature, their way of protecting themselves. They're scary beasts but they're beautiful. As for dogs I'm a huge dog lover they're my favourite animals.

Iyajelili:
I know dear but take invictus obi as a case study. Why is he always bragging about been a keyboardist?

FBI are more concerned with bigtime criminals they leave the small-time ones to de average normal police department

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

Then change the topic from "When you visit" to "Assuming you Visited" and give your answer.

That's how you failed WAEC Essay questions.

Mrscarter:
Yeah my brother's step daughter was 18 months old n crawled behind a horse and got kicked in the head n now she has brain damage.
All horses don't like people coming up behind them they get scared n will kick. It's just their nature, their way of protecting themselves. They're scary beasts but they're beautiful. As for dogs I'm a huge dog lover they're my favourite animals.

Oh no. ... Now I'm even more scared.. .

pocohantas:
Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

There are some guys house you’ll enter, so homely, you will just imagine yourself pregnant and watching TV. Why won’t you try to hook such a man?

Spoken like a queen

Mrscarter:
Hahaha.
You will have flies coming for them plates
Yeah Ur right tho some girls are untidy n lazy too.
Lol btw U won't kill yourself taking Ur plate to the sink

hahahaha

so to you I'm very dirty , abi ?


even if e get to the sink e go use 3 to 4 days unless i get a wonderful visitor dat wanna help me out


hehehehehe

but there's no flies at all, no dirty place in my area at all

Drone95:
why are you scared? He's a doc not hoodlum

He's also a full grown man wit blood flowing through his veins

I understand you

purples25:
At least you are honest.

I try.

uthlaw:
have done this before I swear to God,I still feel conscience today because there mum like me like kilode!

lol, most girls have chicken brain

SILENTandSMART2:
hahahaha

so to you I'm very dirty , abi ?


even if e get to the sink e go use 3 to 4 days unless i get a wonderful visitor dat wanna help me out


hehehehehe

but there's no flies at all, no dirty place in my area at all

Haha no not saying U dirty. Just maybe a little lazy Flies come to clean houses too.
Those little basstards find their way in anywhere lol.

CalliDora1:
Oh no. ... Now I'm even more scared.. .

Na just dont approach a horse from behind and you'll be fine

Mrscarter:
Haha no not saying U dirty. Just maybe a little lazy Flies come to clean houses too.
Those little basstards find their way in anywhere lol.

Lmao

Hahahaha

I'm lazy abi ?


Alaye aswear I'm not lazy at all , the thing wey always tire me is dat washing plates always give me bad vibes , the thing is so boring as forkk , infact if i wanna wash it i will be listening to music cus washing plates is so boring,

I prefer working with my power dan washing plates,


Moreover aswear no flies at all, the fact that everywhere is neat , and i use water to rise the plate before dropping it in the sink,the plate juss need soap dats all,

SILENTandSMART2:
Lmao

Hahahaha

I'm lazy abi ?


Alaye aswear I'm not lazy at all , the thing wey always tire me is dat washing plates always give me bad vibes , the thing is so boring as forkk , infact if i wanna wash it i will be listening to music cus washing plates is so boring,

I prefer working with my power dan washing plates,


Moreover aswear no flies at all, the fact that everywhere is neat , and i use water to rise the plate before dropping it in the sink,the plate juss need soap dats all,

Lol. No mind me. I'm just stirring you lol.
Yeah I prefer doing housework listening to music. Yeah it's boring asf but the way I see it, well I tell myself the quicker I do it n get it over with the quicker I can relax lol.

Mrscarter:
Lol. No mind me. I'm just stirring you lol.
Yeah I prefer doing housework listening to music. Yeah it's boring asf but the way I see it, well I tell myself the quicker I do it n get it over with the quicker I can relax lol.

I hate housework die

I will go for cutting grasses or trees dan washing plates, it is so boring


Dat job is for the girls jare

the room will be so neat until you decide to use d restroom and see brown toilet ... FYI..brown as in dirty white toilet now brown

Jodha:
I personally feel...a decent guy should have boundaries...

...yeah, you can be in talking terms with all your neighbors and still some boundaries.

galaxy2020:
...yeah, you can be in talking terms with all your neighbors and still some boundaries.

Exactly my point...