1) DIRT
If you are too busy, kindly outsource it. That way when a woman does it for you- you’ll appreciate it.

2) MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR!
Please, that thing should end in final year. Once you are grown and working, lift that mattress up! Male or female, lift the gadamn mattress up! I hate to enter the house of an adult and see that thing. Then you’ll na see one extension by the bed. So, after knacking, I will turn and be confronted with wires?

3) AN UNEQUIPPED KITCHEN.
It is okay if you can’t cook, but please make the kitchen equipped. Have the basics at least.

4) NO SPARE BEDSHEET, DEODORANTS, TOWELS...
How much are these things? You have a car, you have a smart TV, you use iPhone X, but your towel is like face towel. Your bedsheet colour done fade finish. Ordinary Sure men you can’t buy? Why?

5)TOO MANY FRIENDS IN THE APARTMENT.
This screams juvenile! Can’t we have some privacy? Just the two of us, without me having to play “our wife”

6)TOO FEW CLOTHES/BOXERS
Guys think this is manly, I think it is nasty- especially when he can afford more. Have enough clothes and boxers, so you don’t overwhelm your clothes with sweat.

Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

There are some guys house you’ll enter, so homely, you will just imagine yourself pregnant and watching TV. Why won’t you try to hook such a man?

EmmaNuella77:


Exactly....
For me, its not ideal to visit guys alone or even visit at all at all..

Except...

Except on condolence visit when several visitors are around.

Hhg

Boxers on the floor or cobwebs

Freestainworld:
wetin you wan use chair do? na sit you come do?

So I'll come to yhur house and stand

MadamExcellency:


Except on condolence visit when several visitors are around.

Ha!

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

This one na possessive and jealous type.

Dirty house.�

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

This one go be jealous girlfriend o.

BadRadio:
except what

Except I'm going to share the Goodnews of Christ crucifixion, resurrection and return

Visiting guys is one thing I'm scared of. The first day I visited a guy, I didnt waste time ,the guy noticed I was scared. The guys house was quite clean,he's a doc.

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

It's either you're a lesbian or sugar mummy or you're married... Which please

bouncin04:


Bros ,, main thing be say make you hold small change for pocket .. The worse reply you go get na this kyn talk for below ...

hahahaha

aswear


dats why I'm chasing bags


kakakakaka

Handywork:
My own oo What I hate seeing whenever I come vising a woman place is bra, panties, wrapper, wigs scattered all over her room

And who asked for your useless opinion?

U nincompoops don't know when to and when not to comment

SILENTandSMART2:
omo you land my place you go see clothes everywhere wetin concern me


nah kitchen me i know plate always dey but my bedroom nah plates plenty


hehehehehe


omo i can't keee myself,

My Gee

No benz in sight

SmartPolician:


And who asked for your useless opinion?

Ok

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

My kind of girl.

I'm more of an introvert. I stay indoors alot.
These and some other stuffs just ended a two year plus relationship. I'm still broken but I gat to move on.

She complained that I do not have friends that it's not supposed to be so.

How can a lady complain her Boyfriend does not have female friends and that's an issue for her?
I still don't get it.

illicit:
I once caught a new fish....


I told her I haven't had sex in a while....


The day we wanted to get down at my place, she asked me to produce my condom, When I produced two, she asked for the pack and the rest, when I couldn't come up with it....


She threatened to leave until I confessed that I make love on a steady.

you are not a sharp guy

Jodha:
No chair....

Clothes all over the place....unswept floor...

Is ur guy jobless

Empty fridge lol

Dirts > I don't like seeing dirty laundry or kitchen.
Dirty bathroom with that masculine smell, I'll never ever visit again. So it has to be freshened with a good air freshener.
I don't like to see heap of magazine or newspapers on the table. And no center rug.

I hate pets!!!! No dogs or cats or horses ( some horses are possessed)

No maids.

I don't like to see another girl. Don't care if she's just a next door neighbor or friend.

sammuell:

My Gee

aswear your head dey there boss ✊✌️✊✌️







if you're a sensible girlfriend help me clean up or forkkk off, girls plenty aswear

pocohantas:
1) DIRT
If you are too busy, kindly outsource it. That way when a woman does it for you- you’ll appreciate it.

2) MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR!

Please, that thing should end in final year. Once you are grown and working, lift that mattress up! Male or female, lift the gadamn mattress up! I hate to enter the house of an adult and see that thing. Then you’ll na see one extension by the bed. So, after knacking, I will turn and be confronted with wires?

3) AN UNEQUIPPED KITCHEN.
It is okay if you can’t cook, but please make the kitchen equipped.

Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

I can relate. And you are right.

Enceladus:


This one na possessive and jealous type.

I'm not trust me...but I believe a man should be able to set boundaries...

Nomorelove:

This one go be jealous girlfriend o.

I'm not trust me..

pocohantas:
1) DIRT
If you are too busy, kindly outsource it. That way when a woman does it for you- you’ll appreciate it.

2) MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR!
Please, that thing should end in final year. Once you are grown and working, lift that mattress up! Male or female, lift the gadamn mattress up! I hate to enter the house of an adult and see that thing. Then you’ll na see one extension by the bed. So, after knacking, I will turn and be confronted with wires?

3) AN UNEQUIPPED KITCHEN.
It is okay if you can’t cook, but please make the kitchen equipped.

4) NO SPARE BEDSHEET, DEODORANTS, TOWELS...
How much are these things? You have a car, you have a smart TV, you use iPhone X, but your towel is like face towel. Your bedsheet colour done fade finish. Ordinary sure men you can’t buy? Why?


Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

Miss goody two shoes has come with her usual rants

STFU!!

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

Jesus!! No wonder my relationships don't last.

Disappointed:
Go and get a job, stop depending on your pússy!

Why so aggressive?

Jodha:


I'm not trust me..

I wouldn't know until we date. This could be us

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

Ahh Ahh!!! Na wah o! This one strong o!!! Me wey be neighborhood chairman for my area and na so children dey full my house dey play 24/7.


It is finished! Me and you are from different worlds entirely.

Shuuur!!!

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

and if you do,then be expecting thunder any moment from now,the thunder will not scater u completely but it will make ur mouth so long that no man will ever like to look at ur face twice..confess now & i will rovoke the thunder from you