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Well I have done a lot of crazy stuff in my life, a lot of which could have landed me in jail or dead and probably should have.


2005, I drove my dad car (automatic) without anyone teaching me how to drive. I do see how he shift the gear , so I thought driving a car was simple.



so, early in the morning, i drove the car around my street, and drove into a gutter and nearly crushed someone's child(he got little injury)

No one was around.



I was ashamed of my self that day.






what's yours?

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Incase you don't know na me talk

Nawa o, how old were you then?

oboi, I dont even know where to start sef me don dey live life very risky.

rugged.

two babes told me they are pregnant with my child within 5 weeks

Sharing one pure water with 6girls

Na me buy the water oh

After 3days I come ask one of them wetin be the meaning of wetin them do....


Her response shock me

Insert my dick into the wrong hole. Anus

Kiss a lady I couldn't get the stench off for days

Craziest thing never ends...

We keep learning on dealing with them

Did something similar to op's. Only i didnt drive it around nd i didnt crush no one.

i didnt even start d ignition. All i did was put d gear in reverse. My small mind thought d car wont move since i didnt turn on d ignition.
pop c nearly finished me.

2. I do cross busy express roads wit earphones in my ear blasting music loud.

people don complain tire

To suck pus.sy!! Have never done it before but I tried it for the first time in my life

Refused to eat for 2 days cos I thought I was overweight cos my friend said his weight is 25kg that anyone above that is overweight. (He was the most intelligent kid in the block so anything he says we all believe him) 28kg at primary 6 No be person say make I eat

I actually shit inside church( behind pulpit) in boarding school(shot put) and was caught and dismissed for it.
Was a very stubborn boy growing up.

We dey dodge school go watch porn with my friends many years ago,we later invited the prettiest girl in our class then to join us,she no gree.She get luck sha,because guys full that place olorun.We for tear that her half cast toto then

Silentgroper:
Did something similar to op's. Only i didnt drive it around nd i didnt crush no one.

i didnt even start d ignition. All i did was put d gear in reverse. My small mind thought d car wont move since i didnt turn on d ignition.
pop c nearly finished me.

2. I do cross busy express roads wit earphones in my ear blasting music loud.

people don complain tire

Please stop that, it's dangerous and you know it.

UndauntedYOCA:
Please stop that, it's dangerous and you know it.

I'm addicted.. It's hard

UndauntedYOCA:
Please stop that, it's dangerous and you know it.

Ma belle,vous a apprendre le francais ou?
J'aime des Filles quil connait beaucoup de langue.
Ca me donne une plaisir trop rar.

OP your story lasan oyasa


oyaaa otunba lamba gimme dat beat i wanna dance i don high



let the lamba begins


oyaa me self drive my papa car and i blindfolded myself, i usually watch it in films, naso i try ham oo,


the car enter express thank god for my life dat day i almost knocked down one mama

Done lotsa crazy stuff lol. Ion even know which to pick

I did some crazy shit during my secondary school days in boarding school.
I and my friends wore hijab,did ablution and followed the Muslims students to the mosque for prayers on the first day of ramadan(that particular day prayer was so long),and we were caught,damn that was the day I knew that I was a very good runner,when one of the boys hostel house masters supervising the prayers noticed that we weren't Muslim students,he flashed his torch on our faces cos there was no light,when we saw that we were about to be caught,come and see Usain bolt's children,we ran out,went to our classes that night and started confessing our sins to God,begging him to forgive us,praying that the man shouldn't recognise us cos if he does we would be deboarded. it rained so heavily that night,we waited in class til the Muslims finished their prayers then snuck back to the hostel. The next day was Sunday,we were among the first students to go to the chapel,cos God saved our asses that night

I received BJ from a gay dude to get the 5k from him which I desperately needed

Dammnnn
I can never 4got me i drank my sr sis urine


Omo i don do plenty crazy thing dude do behave abnormal right from kid

At the age of 5to6 i try having sex with our neigbhoor daughter bt i never knw that their is a hole to put dick i only climb on top of her i did nt even off trouser chai childhood bt omo at the age of 14 guy don dey samakwe girls dey finger dem dey suck am porn full my phone fvck omo plenty crazy shit i start dranking alcohol at the age of 10 that time we have bar mehn na god save my ass wey i repent bcoz am once a spoiled brat

Nw na steady hustling no time 4 shit

not proud of d crazy tinz av done

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Nawa o, how old were you then?

11yrs.

when I was through with primary school entrance exams, I was left alone at home, and been a stubborn little girl, I decided to try something new.


that day was like hell on Earth.

longetivity:
two babes told me they are pregnant with my child within 5 weeks

lol


you must be a strong man in the oza room.



hope you have bought baby diapers

PUSSYHOE:
Insert my dick into the wrong hole. Anus

what!

you want to destroy someone daughter ass hole.



please next time, use touch when searching for the right hole so you won't repeat that mistake again.


#ALL ASS HOLE MATTERS

hashtagged:
Kiss a lady I couldn't get the stench off for days

lols



yea, I understand.


some people mouth odour can be used for bio weapons (very deadly)

Silentgroper:
Did something similar to op's. Only i didnt drive it around nd i didnt crush no one.

i didnt even start d ignition. All i did was put d gear in reverse. My small mind thought d car wont move since i didnt turn on d ignition.
pop c nearly finished me.

2. I do cross busy express roads wit earphones in my ear blasting music loud.

people don complain tire

yours is better, at least he didn't send you out of his house.


mine sent me out, told my mom to take me to her people (mom's village).

I spent 4 months in the village.


I was soooo stubborn as a little girl.

but I have calmed down.

ufotty2001:
To suck pus.sy!! Have never done it before but I tried it for the first time in my life

nice one