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Masonkaycares:
Refused to eat for 2 days cos I thought I was overweight cos my friend said his weight is 25kg that anyone above that is overweight. (He was the most intelligent kid in the block so anything he says we all believe him) 28kg at primary 6 No be person say make I eat

No na


you for fast 40 days 6 to 6.


you for reduce to 20kg.

Psych412:
yours is better, at least he didn't send you out of his house.


mine sent me out, told my mom to take me to her people (mom's village).

I spent 4 months in the village.


I was soooo stubborn as a little girl.

but I have calmed down.

Woulda been happy if he only send me to the village nd nt flogging d living daylight out of me.

TransAtlanticEx:
I actually shit inside church( behind pulpit) in boarding school(shot put) and was caught and dismissed for it.
Was a very stubborn boy growing up.

We dey dodge school go watch porn with my friends many years ago,we later invited the prettiest girl in our class then to join us,she no gree.She get luck sha,because guys full that place olorun.We for tear that her half cast toto then

hahahahaha


shot put was normal in boarding school, especially during night prep, me and friends will sneak to go shut put at the back of the class and the way fresh air will be touching every part of your anus ehn.

Psych412:
hahahahaha


shot put was normal in boarding school, especially during night prep, me and friends will sneak to go shut put at the back of the class and the way fresh air will be touching every part of your anus ehn .

@Bolded
Guy you suppose go audit for standup comedy


That feeling is dope as crack

2dice01:
@Bolded
Guy you suppose go audit for standup comedy


That feeling is dope as crack

aswear


but the fear of been caught by seniors or hostel mistress can give someone heart attack..


shut put na just "sharp_sharp"

Silentgroper:
Woulda been happy if he only send me to the village nd nt flogging d living daylight out of me.

I would have preferred flogging, because my moms village is something else.



I can't even wish my enemy to spend a night there.

Sarita01:
I did some crazy shit during my secondary school days in boarding school.
I and my friends wore hijab,did ablution and followed the Muslims students to the mosque for prayers on the first day of ramadan(that particular day prayer was so long),and we were caught,damn that was the day I knew that I was a very good runner,when one of the boys hostel house masters supervising the prayers noticed that we weren't Muslim students,he flashed his torch on our faces cos there was no light,when we saw that we were about to be caught,come and see Usain bolt's children,we ran out,went to our classes that night and started confessing our sins to God,begging him to forgive us,praying that the man shouldn't recognise us cos if he does we would be deboarded. it rained so heavily that night,we waited in class til the Muslims finished their prayers then snuck back to the hostel. The next day was Sunday,we were among the first students to go to the chapel,cos God saved our asses that night

lol

thank God for you sha.

YouAreFinished:
I received BJ from a gay dude to get the 5k from him which I desperately needed

what!!

BJ from a man

Fvckhypocrite:
Dammnnn
I can never 4got me i drank my sr sis urine


Omo i don do plenty crazy thing dude do behave abnormal right from kid

At the age of 5to6 i try having sex with our neigbhoor daughter bt i never knw that their is a hole to put dick i only climb on top of her i did nt even off trouser chai childhood bt omo at the age of 14 guy don dey samakwe girls dey finger dem dey suck am porn full my phone fvck omo plenty crazy shit i start dranking alcohol at the age of 10 that time we have bar mehn na god save my ass wey i repent bcoz am once a spoiled brat

Nw na steady hustling no time 4 shit

lol

something must kill a man

Psych412:
aswear


but the fear of been caught by seniors or hostel mistress can give someone heart attack


shut put na just "sharp_sharp"

You become scape goat

Sharp sharp without wasting of time

Well things have evolved now

2dice01:
You become scape goat
Sharp sharp without wasting of time
Well things have evolved now

yeah

I miss boarder's life sha

Psych412:
yeah


I miss boarder's life sha

We all miss our younger days

In next 30years you miss this stage you are now too

This one u never sleep
You dey go meeting or you watching movie?

2dice01:
We all miss our younger days
In next 30years you miss this stage you are now too
This one u never sleep You dey go meeting or you watching movie?

lol

just chatting some friends on FB

I'm feeling sleepy sha

let me sleep jare

Goodnight

Psych412:
Well I have done a lot of crazy stuff in my life, a lot of which could have landed me in jail or dead and probably should have.


2005, I drove my dad car (automatic) without anyone teaching me how to drive. I do see how he shift the gear , so I thought driving a car was simple.



so, early in the morning, i drove the car around my street, and drove into a gutter and nearly crushed someone's child(he got little injury)

No one was around.



I was ashamed of my self that day.






what's yours?

I fuk my first boyfriend on toilet seat on a flight to sokoto state.
He name was kabiru

:You become scape goat
Sharp sharp without wasting of time
Well things have evolved nowyeah
I miss boarder's life sha

Psych412:
lol

just chatting some friends on FB

I'm feeling sleepy sha

let me sleep jare

Goodnight

Morning Bro

Psych412:
lol

something must kill a man

it must nt be sex madam ntin dey inside am na just to solve temporary pleasure

Psych412:
11yrs.

when I was through with primary school entrance exams, I was left alone at home, and been a stubborn little girl, I decided to try something new.


that day was like hell on Earth.

Wow. You've really got guts

Silentgroper:
Did something similar to op's. Only i didnt drive it around nd i didnt crush no one.

i didnt even start d ignition. All i did was put d gear in reverse. My small mind thought d car wont move since i didnt turn on d ignition.
pop c nearly finished me.

2. I do cross busy express roads wit earphones in my ear blasting music loud.

people don complain tire

Pls stop that, don't even use ear piece outside, pls just try.

Did some les shiit in sec. school, girls only school, not proud of it.

Psych412:
nice one

has your pussy been suck before, how do it make you feel?

Psych412:
nice one

has your pussy been suck before, how do it make you feel?

2dice01:
Morning Bro

I'm not bro oo

JovialJune:
Pls stop that, don't even use ear piece outside, pls just try.

Thank u.. I've decided to take a break .. I'm having issues with my right ear.

.

Psych412:
Well I have done a lot of crazy stuff in my life, a lot of which could have landed me in jail or dead and probably should have.


2005, I drove my dad car (automatic) without anyone teaching me how to drive. I do see how he shift the gear , so I thought driving a car was simple.



so, early in the morning, i drove the car around my street, and drove into a gutter and nearly crushed someone's child(he got little injury)

No one was around.



I was ashamed of my self that day.






what's yours?

Dem suppose hang you.

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The day i wanted to claim superman and i stood in the middle of road,chai my leg suffer dat day because i was hit by a car.

Psych412:
I'm not bro oo

You type like a Bro tho

Afternoon sis

The day i followed a frnd to a night house party organised by one gee guy dat picked in my hood, as everywhere set wit enuf drinks, spirits, grilled chicken, smokes of all type, ps4 game competition, sexy bannies dat has been paid to bleep guest dat came, loud music, games etc
my frnd left me nd followed one thick ebony to bleep, i just sat one corner wit my sk nd glass of best dy observe doings, it was an all night party
around 3pm guys still dy faji dy waste drinks, bannies dy twerk give us, konji hold me but i no been want bleep dat night, i come enter covinience go pee, carry water wash face cuz i was f'ckvn stoned
as i just come out na we hear 2-3 police van siren for gate, dem open am come inside comp begin dy grab people, 2secs everywhere don burst
some people dy run 4 slow motion.
las las i scale fence enter dy next compd go jam one hungry dog, naso i pick anoda 200m snr boys race.
i no look bck till i reach huz dat night
dem grab dat my frnd untop pussy

Psych412:
Well I have done a lot of crazy stuff in my life, a lot of which could have landed me in jail or dead and probably should have.


2005, I drove my dad car (automatic) without anyone teaching me how to drive. I do see how he shift the gear , so I thought driving a car was simple.



so, early in the morning, i drove the car around my street, and drove into a gutter and nearly crushed someone's child(he got little injury)

No one was around.



I was ashamed of my self that day.






what's yours?

Do you fart?

Psych412:
Well I have done a lot of crazy stuff in my life, a lot of which could have landed me in jail or dead and probably should have.


2005, I drove my dad car (automatic) without anyone teaching me how to drive. I do see how he shift the gear , so I thought driving a car was simple.



so, early in the morning, i drove the car around my street, and drove into a gutter and nearly crushed someone's child(he got little injury)

No one was around.



I was ashamed of my self that day.






what's yours?

Do you fart twice please?