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Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 11:34am On Dec 28, 2020
hi,I'm my secondary School girlfriend's dadgrin

Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Omihanifa: 11:36am On Dec 28, 2020
I can never forget Dorcas angry her fishy phussy almost killed me 2016/2017
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Madibahisback: 11:39am On Dec 28, 2020
Rose, halima and Helen
Mehn that gangbáng almost took my life
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Fahdiga(m): 11:41am On Dec 28, 2020
Buhari almost finished me kpatapkata but thank God I survived him
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by fati2001(m):
hi








I'm kerosene
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by illicit(m):
Hi, I am a bicycle without brakes approaching a vehicle that didn't trafficate ....
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by espn(m): 11:59am On Dec 28, 2020
too much pest as friends...
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by tobechi74: 12:01pm On Dec 28, 2020
Knowledge kills
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Riverville(m): 12:02pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi, am flood
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by rtdCivilservant: 12:06pm On Dec 28, 2020
Fahdiga:
Buhari almost finished me kpatapkata but thank God I survived him
So u are Buhari?
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by 44Bulldog(m): 12:08pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi... I'm Rottweiler, accident, sickness
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 12:21pm On Dec 28, 2020
rtdCivilservant:
So u are Buhari?
lol sense no go kee ugrin

Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 12:22pm On Dec 28, 2020
fati2001:
hi







I'm kerosene
omor kerosene dangerous o
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by fati2001(m): 12:24pm On Dec 28, 2020
SmellySperm:
omor kerosene dangerous o
thank God I survived.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 12:27pm On Dec 28, 2020
Meet me COLORADO
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by millionboi2: 1:00pm On Dec 28, 2020
2020

God pass you
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Ego2(f): 1:04pm On Dec 28, 2020
hi I'm food
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Topzeeonly(m): 1:07pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi, I'm fire.

Was in a dream in the middle of the night, thought I was cooking beans that's overcooked little did I know the house was on fire lol. Woke up the whole ceiling already caught fire, went for the door (iron door), it was hot as hell. Many of my neighbors were already outside lamenting the fire but I was still inside. I finally opened the door and made my way through the fire like Arnold Swarzenigger lmao. Was depressed for months cause I lost valuables but Thank God for life.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Yusufisraelj(m): 1:16pm On Dec 28, 2020
Fahdiga:
Buhari almost finished me kpatapkata but thank God I survived him
LWKMD
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Biglittlelois(f): 1:23pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi, I'm out of body experience

Twice.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by GodWrites: 1:39pm On Dec 28, 2020
I'm money!
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Bighenzzy(m): 2:12pm On Dec 28, 2020
illicit:
Hi, I am a bicycle without brakes....
Same here. All those bicycle without brake dey run like say external force dey push dem.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Brown14: 2:16pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi, I am tramadol. nice to meet you.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Dec 28, 2020
Brown14:
Hi, I am tramadol.
nice to meet you.
PopSmoke:
Meet me COLORADO
Brown14:
Hi, I am tramadol.
nice to meet you.
O.Gs spotted

Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Dec 28, 2020
Ego2:
hi I'm food
grin foodie
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by tnerro1(m): 3:15pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi
Babe: I love you so much.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by fehintiola324: 3:35pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi, I am tramadol.
nice to meet you.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Okoroawusa: 4:49pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hi, I am a river
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Nobody: 4:49pm On Dec 28, 2020
I'm a Woman.
I'm a Fishy Odour
I'm a Road Accident.
I'm a Swimming PooL.
I'm a Fulani Herdsman.
Finally, I'm a NIGERIAN.
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by aminusodiq(m):
Hi, I'm water works, Dam... It's a pleasure to meet you angry I almost drowned in that stupid dam
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Canvass: 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2020
Biglittlelois:
Hi, I'm out of body experience

Twice.
What are you doing outside your body in the first instance? Is that not equal to death in layman's language?
Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by betterbest: 5:11pm On Dec 28, 2020
Swimming pool
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