The easiest way to meet people is through Social Media, but a large percentage of people who meet on social media either do so for business or other formal purposes, and those who actually meet for a relationship have a tendency of failing at it, mostly due to the naive method of approach that are used by guys.

Luckily, you will not be seeing anything Naive or unprofessional in the chat that transformed these two Twitter users from just Twitter buddies to a loving couple in less than an hour of the first message.

Not sure if this counts as a professionalism mark too, but the did the online wooing in stages, with the first stage being Twitter, after which he proceeded to WhatsApp, and then established an air of familiarity with the lady before he finally shoot his shot. A surprising union I must say.

Borrowing one of the guy's pickup lines, "so here comes nothing":

After the guy had succeeded in collecting the lady's phone number via Twitter, he proceeded to WhatsApp to take his next step for winning her heart. He probably had to message her in WhatsApp for formality of because it is easier to make a conversation on the platform.

He thanked the lady for dashing out her number to him, and then told her that he saw a Twitter post that advised anyone who like another person tell them because they don't have much time to spend in life, and the lady responded well.

He wrote: " Hare comes nothing", then flirted with her about God sending her to earth without her wings, hence he used an idiomatic expression to tell her that she is an "Angel."

Like a business proposal or maybe a politician, the guy then reeled out all the promises he wishes to fulfil if the lady were to consider him as her boyfriend (lady blushes at this), after which he asked her directly, "I want to be in a relationship with u, what do you say?

The lady threw a challenging question to him about what he will be offering her if she went into a relationship with him, and our guy again became poetic, and described all the goodies he can offer in a relationship, but failed to mention his financial status.

That was what tempted the lady to ask him about the missing part, which was replied by the guy who explained that he is not very boyant financially, but he will work with her to make sustainable plans.

After this, the lady agreed to the relationship, and told him that she will give a 2-weeks trial for the relationship, and if he should fall short of his promises, then they will break up.

The lady added that she is definitely out of the relationship if he messes up after 2 weeks, and she also told him to leave more about how to take good care of a lady.

That was the end of a stranger chat, and the beginning of a lovely relationship, although the end point of the relationship is not known, the expertise used by the guy to woe the lady is worth emphasized.

Below are screenshots of the chats:

Hopefully it works out for them

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If I meet her tomorrow show her cash and invite her for dinner at transcorp Hilton she go still come

Arrrrrrrh

Am like that guy, I don't have money. Any nairaland girl to try me in 2 days?

the girl go return am to village belive me

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This right here is an epitome of simping. him Don give himself work like this..

DaddyRochie1642:
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Waddup babe.

nigga was alone jeje,com use him 2 legs waka enta wahala wey be like dangote duvet..

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simp

Great100000:
The easiest way to meet people is through Social Media, but a large percentage of people who meet on social media either do so for business or other formal purposes, and those who actually meet for a relationship have a tendency of failing at it, mostly due to the naive method of approach that are used by guys.

Luckily, you will not be seeing anything Naive or unprofessional in the chat that transformed these two Twitter users from just Twitter buddies to a loving couple in less than an hour of the first message.

Not sure if this counts as a professionalism mark too, but the did the online wooing in stages, with the first stage being Twitter, after which he proceeded to WhatsApp, and then established an air of familiarity with the lady before he finally shoot his shot. A surprising union I must say.

Borrowing one of the guy's pickup lines, "so here comes nothing":

After the guy had succeeded in collecting the lady's phone number via Twitter, he proceeded to WhatsApp to take his next step for winning her heart. He probably had to message her in WhatsApp for formality of because it is easier to make a conversation on the platform.

He thanked the lady for dashing out her number to him, and then told her that he saw a Twitter post that advised anyone who like another person tell them because they don't have much time to spend in life, and the lady responded well.

He wrote: " Hare comes nothing", then flirted with her about God sending her to earth without her wings, hence he used an idiomatic expression to tell her that she is an "Angel."

Like a business proposal or maybe a politician, the guy then reeled out all the promises he wishes to fulfil if the lady were to consider him as her boyfriend (lady blushes at this), after which he asked her directly, "I want to be in a relationship with u, what do you say?

The lady threw a challenging question to him about what he will be offering her if she went into a relationship with him, and our guy again became poetic, and described all the goodies he can offer in a relationship, but failed to mention his financial status.

That was what tempted the lady to ask him about the missing part, which was replied by the guy who explained that he is not very boyant financially, but he will work with her to make sustainable plans.

After this, the lady agreed to the relationship, and told him that she will give a 2-weeks trial for the relationship, and if he should fall short of his promises, then they will break up.

The lady added that she is definitely out of the relationship if he messes up after 2 weeks, and she also told him to leave more about how to take good care of a lady.

That was the end of a stranger chat, and the beginning of a lovely relationship, although the end point of the relationship is not known, the expertise used by the guy to woe the lady is worth emphasized.

Below are screenshots of the chats:

Nonsense. This format is for guys without cash.

When she said something is missing, dude messed up. He could have asked her to spell it out like, Girly what is missing, couldn't figure it out. You could tell me

I don't understand the excessive thank you thingy. Good lines from him though.

Anyways, seems like the lady is in possession [ Guy 41 : 59 Lady ]

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A girl asking what did you have to offer in the relationship?

The guy should be the one to ask that

The guy is a towtow worshiper

Girls and money

He listed all but forgot money

Dis guy be Ekeletu ooo, I swear.

Thunder fire him for thanking her

You don’t mean it


Don’t be surprise oo.. after 2 weeks na urgent 10k oo

What sort of nonsense chat is this. It is a very strange world we live in when someone is giving you ultimatums and rules for entering into a relationship with her.

A man with self respect wont do this.

What can you offer in the relationship?
I am going to give you 2 weeks to prove yourself

If you mess up after 2 weeks, i am out
Go and learn more on how to impress a lady

Who does she think she is?

Sorry, this chat looks like he wants to please the girl by all means.

It doesn't sound right.

She feels entitled already while the guy is happy he got her

This life eh
Funny enough I asked a lady who's giving me all the green lights in the world last night to tell me the advantages of me dating her. She replied with "I'll be caring, loving" bla bla bla and all other nonsense. I asked her to sleep over it and tender her answer to me when next my mind tells me to ask her.

The man in the chat above just bought himself the ugliest job on earth. Clear case of someone with no respect for his time and himself.
It'll surely end in premium tears

He did not win her heart. He only won a promise of potential access to her nether regions in exchange for a yet to be defined amount of his hard earned wealth.

She even gave him homework to do. Smh.

I gat 2 phones!!

Laughable

adeniran22890:
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See them foaming at the mouth up there.

This lines are weak na......


Do people still use the God leaving u without ur wings line?


Ah ah...

chai, well "It is Well" , but this is certainly a cell made in hell, and it definitely going to end premium TEARS....

Jesse6:

Hopefully it works out for them

Hope? It will never work... she just gave him an ultimatum.
Besides the guy go tire...