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Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 8:19am On May 31, 2020

You tried to pass a message but did it in a way that made you look really stupid

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter(op): 8:52am On May 31, 2020

Techcrunchng:
scientist and stupidity wanna be, I wonder what you gain with this meaningless thread

if i carry you go my shrine go knack you jazz now them go talk say I do bad thing...

Ontop nairaland thread see wetin you de tell me... Do you want to die?

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Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Techcrunchng(m): 10:14am On May 31, 2020

Jabhunter:
if i carry you go my shrine go knack you jazz now them go talk say I do bad thing...

Ontop nairaland thread see wetin you de tell me... Do you want to die?

maybe yourself have got 9 lives? Now speedarlington wanna be. Dude try be yourself because you're better off like that

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Lightangel65: 10:20am On May 31, 2020

Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less...

MGTOW
Redpiller

Dont quote redpillers or MGTOWS.
You are just a crazy emo bitch.
She should stay far away from you

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Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 10:52am On May 31, 2020

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 10:55am On May 31, 2020

glowingflame7:
Why do you have a toilet at home?

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by armadeo(m): 12:11pm On May 31, 2020

Interesting message but I see two sides to it.

Sarcastic or satire

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter(op): 12:16pm On May 31, 2020

armadeo:
Interesting message but I see two sides to it.

Sarcastic or satire

the first one

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Ishilove: 12:42pm On May 31, 2020

armadeo:
Interesting message but I see two sides to it.

Sarcastic or satire

Sarcasm

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by haiti007(m): 2:56pm On May 31, 2020

Wetin man no go see for nairaland huh

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Danhumprey: 2:56pm On May 31, 2020

Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less...

MGTOW
Redpiller

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Johnrayban: 4:36pm On May 31, 2020

you are sick.

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by LKTJ123(m): 4:51pm On May 31, 2020

Wat A Nice Damn Story ;DWat A Nice Damn Story

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Ahmad62(m): 4:58pm On May 31, 2020

Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less...

MGTOW
Redpiller

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.... Foolishness

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Casper21: 5:33pm On May 31, 2020

Jabhunter:
I'm serious...

Same way the standards set by y'all females can only be met by Jesus..

Two Can play the game

Lwkmd

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Casper21: 5:33pm On May 31, 2020

Hahahahah. Some funny shit

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by davidbanner(m): 5:56pm On May 31, 2020

Oluromantic:
I think psychiatric virus is in town too now

Savage

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 6:55pm On May 31, 2020

Did I just read this? cry

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by PrincessB1(f): 8:42pm On May 31, 2020

I laughed hard grin

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by OmoAlakija: 8:52pm On May 31, 2020

Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less...

MGTOW
Redpiller

You are MAD , read my lips MAD . Haaa, which kind play be this one

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter(op): 10:03pm On May 31, 2020

Ahmad62:
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.... Foolishness

what is dead cannot die... You are just a useless walking corpse grin

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Ahmad62(m): 10:16pm On May 31, 2020

[quote author=Jabhunter post=90175307]what is dead cannot die... You are just a useless walking corpse

Now say it without crying�

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jenny1010(f): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2021

Dickhead

Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter(op): 11:36pm On Jan 19, 2021

Jenny1010:
Dickhead

sup beauty

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