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Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter: 10:48pm On May 30, 2020 |
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that. I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less... ![]() MGTOW Redpiller 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by PricyTech: 10:51pm On May 30, 2020 |
This a story right I just can't stop laughing Lolzzzz 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Oluromantic: 10:51pm On May 30, 2020 |
I think psychiatric virus is in town too now 38 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Professorcplus(m): 10:53pm On May 30, 2020 |
.ok |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by vanida6: 11:00pm On May 30, 2020 |
Mental peoples everywhere dis days ![]() ![]() 11 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter: 11:00pm On May 30, 2020 |
PricyTech:I'm serious... Same way the standards set by y'all females can only be met by Jesus.. Two Can play the game 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 11:11pm On May 30, 2020 |
Mad people everywhere. 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by phelonrays: 11:11pm On May 30, 2020 |
Chei wanne Ogini me?? Seems you are mentally challenged ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by sandiepie(f): 11:13pm On May 30, 2020 |
aftermath of too much weed is really really bad 2 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by sweetlo: 11:20pm On May 30, 2020 |
lol 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Sundrus: 11:23pm On May 30, 2020 |
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Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 30, 2020 |
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Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Timil: 11:40pm On May 30, 2020 |
Igbolabi crew you have a new signing ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Vyzz: 11:48pm On May 30, 2020 |
![]() Lol I want this to make fp Like if u do too 2 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Jabhunter: 12:01am On May 31, 2020 |
Dominique.. Fp please 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by prettyGabby(f): 1:14am On May 31, 2020 |
Op it seems your matter is still with the gods ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by glowingflame7: 1:15am On May 31, 2020 |
Why do you have a toilet at home? 5 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nonso92(m): 1:37am On May 31, 2020 |
Don't be surprised OP poops like a Goat. No beef bro. |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by legionISproteus: 2:39am On May 31, 2020 |
Dry jokes like this belong to the Nairaland jokes section 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Techcrunchng(m): 3:43am On May 31, 2020 |
Jabhunter:scientist and stupidity wanna be, I wonder what you gain with this meaningless thread 4 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Nobody: 5:03am On May 31, 2020 |
You deserve to be tied up and sacrificed to the gods. 4 Likes |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by TheSourcerer: 5:11am On May 31, 2020 |
Jabhunter:it's unnatural I find this interestingly funny Lol 'poop LovePeddler ' hahahaha How can you guys not find this funny 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Gentle0wavez: 5:48am On May 31, 2020 |
Just tell us say you don dey find way to break up since |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by MEGA4BILLION(m): 6:51am On May 31, 2020 |
Op has entered speed lane already, how are we going to settle his matter now. 1 Like |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by blingxx(m): 7:10am On May 31, 2020 |
another overgrown toddler ... ![]() |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by movingclouds(m): 7:31am On May 31, 2020 |
There's a poop in your brain and it stenches all around |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Cholls(m): 7:48am On May 31, 2020 |
my brother the next girl go poo for your mouth |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Skyfornia(m): 7:54am On May 31, 2020 |
Mad people everywhere |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by DenreleDave(m): 7:56am On May 31, 2020 |
Jabhunter: We have heard you |
Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Angelacruz: 7:58am On May 31, 2020 |
This is serious |
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